Douches In Paris
Here's Canada's reigning royal couple, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, spreading their beautiful love in Paris while looking like Cool Dad picking up his angsty 8th grade daughter from junior high school to take her to buy the Wheatus CD at f.y.e. because the year is 2001.
You know how sometimes it burns when you piss and you don't look or reach for a hand mirror, because you don't want to know the awful truth so you just keep smiling through the burns? That's sort of how I felt when somebody sent me a link to these pictures and asked: "Doesn't Avril look knocked up here?" Nope, not going to look. Avril's Emily the Strange tampon is firmly up in there and you can't tell me otherwise, because I'm not ready for the world to end. Not today.
Here's more of the Hot Topic Orphan and the butchered Ramen Head grossing people out in Paris yesterday.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:32pm.
I am being ignored too. Happens to me regularly ;)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:33pm.
Thank you. I'm jelly as hell you had a nice long nap, but sorry you still feel tired. Cheers, doll *raising Cherry Dr. Pepper to you*
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh Kizzy, no-one is paying attention to me either, aside from Wham saying hello this morning.
They're probably jelli I took a 3 hour mid morning nap today although I still feel really tired.
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Dark-sided!
WTF? I don't exist anymore? Hellooooooooo?????
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:27pm.
"No shit, right? Every time Shitney is in England or Kim Fatassian is in Italy, or these two fucktards are in France, I want to cry, cry, cry, because I will probably never get to go to Europe."
You can it just takes a lot of saving. I'm going to Paris and Belgium in December after over a year of saving. I use my income tax and work overtime and cancel cable, etc. I don't know your income but I am lucky because I don't have children and I live with someone so expenses are split. At least if you went to Europe you'd appreciate it more than Kim and these douches.
Go to Europe at cheap times like November, late Feb, March or April.
Unless you are headed for the Med, you don't go to Europe for the weather, you go for the culture, the history, the food and the sights.
My trip to Ireland in Nov cost me $685 incl all taxes and fees. Weather will be cold and crisp with alternatining rain and nice sunshine. Europe is possible if you choose the right time and most importantly, stay away from the downtown hotels and rental cars. Getting decent private room hostels, B&Bs and small vacation rentals in town makes it affordable, with train passes. But cheap car rentals are also very possible if you shop right.
I have talked before about having a job helping people to do Europe well, but cheaply. I go every year and know all the tricks for singles, couples and families!
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Dark-sided!
My friend Ivy came up with the best response to these two: Same-Sucks Marriage.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
they look stooopid together...she seems to not take marriage seriously so good luck with all that mess.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:23pm.
Spoke with Lolo at lunch and she says "hello and she wishes you a fantastic Friday"... :) There are a handful of women irl I would put a ring on and she is one of them!!! LOVE HER!!
She doesn't look preggers but she does have those bulldog jowls happening when she isn't in full on smile
~*~A Pirates Life For Me~*~
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:24pm.
Ok, speaking from a woman with *ahem* experience, I can confidently say that Chad Kroger (or whatever his name is) has got a ginormous one-eyed mutton gun - either that or a full and ever open wallet.....
--*adjusts glasses*...looks like a cell phone to me
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:27pm.
I feel the same ache at seeing KK and other useless-type celebs in foreign countries. Because I know they're not taking in the culture, the beauty, the history. I used to work for a travel website writing "reviews" (I never actually went, but just wrote based on other articles on the locales). The Ritz Carlton in Berlin is the same shit as the RC in Paris, as the RC in NYC. What a waste of traveling, if you ask me. There are so many quirky places to go to and to stay in.
And I'm sure you'll travel one day if you have the desire. Go in spring or fall and tickets are way cheaper and hostel it. I haven't been in 8 years, but the memories are still so vivid that I still talk about it like it was yesterday (which can be embarrassing lol).
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:33pm.
someone here talks to madam s.? I miss her...Lolo, I fortunately talk to all the time. Fuck, I love that girl.
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Please tell Lolo I love her and miss her terribly, and to please hit me up sometime. My email changed, and I lost hers.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
someone here talks to madam s.? I miss her...Lolo, I fortunately talk to all the time. Fuck, I love that girl.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:02pm.
Now I'm gonna have "Teenage Dirtbag" stuck in my head all fucking afternoon and please to be killing me for knowing a Wheatus song.
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*shaking my fist* DAMN YOU FOR GETTING THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!
I shall give Lolo y'alls love.
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by AgentBrittany on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:47pm.
I'm so pissed off these two inbreds get to be in Paris while I am stuck in my office. I get insanely jealous of celebrities who jaunt over to my favorite city. Most probably don't even appreciate the beauty and the history of Paris. It looks like they were in the Saint-Germain des Pres area which pisses me off even more!
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No shit, right? Every time Shitney is in England or Kim Fatassian is in Italy, or these two fucktards are in France, I want to cry, cry, cry, because I will probably never get to go to Europe.
Advil gives me a headache and this assclown looks like a massive tool.
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They totally look like an LA father/daughter shopping pair strolling through Melrose. EW. But hey, if they're happy in their love, props. I loved some of her early songs. Nickelback, however, can go die in a gd fire for all I care. Worst. Music. EVER. Especially for those of us who've ever worked retail.
Submitted by MissJay on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:18pm.
Marrying Avril sure isn't helping his cause either. They are so far apart in almost every pic. It's almost like they were forced to hold hands.
This couple screams Le FAKE!!!
Good lord!
Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:48pm.
He had a massive nose job.
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He did? Jeez, obviously not a very god one.
mike: Just went back to look. If and when you contact madam s, please give her my regards and tell her to get her ass back here because I miss her. And I'm probably not the only one.
Lolo had a blog, but I don't know how to get to it anymore. She was one funny hor.
@Gardening Girl
Good point. I seriously bet that's why he did it too.
So he quits Nickelback and gets a makeover to shed the douche image, only to marry Avril Lavigne, which makes him look like a bigger douche than Nickelback ever did. He looks like a 90's boy band member.
I'm always surprised when singers would risk their careers to get a nose job. Too risky. Not that he's a great singer anyway.
She is and looks 10 years younger than him.
"Here's Canada's reigning royal couple, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, spreading their beautiful love in Paris while looking like Cool Dad picking up his angsty 8th grade daughter from junior high school to take her to buy the Wheatus CD at f.y.e. because the year is 2001."
I've never laughed so hard.
This is the same asshat that screams, "You look so much better with something in your mouth!!!!!"
And she probably does, all things considered, so they both deserve each other.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Now I'm gonna have "Teenage Dirtbag" stuck in my head all fucking afternoon and please to be killing me for knowing a Wheatus song.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Orangina, if you were him wouldnt you too? Like who wants to be known as the dude from Nickleback!?!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Please, Lord, don't let these 2 procreate. They are both fug and braindead, and I fear for their progeny.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:48pm.
The chick that was with me (who was obviously very impressed with my bilingualism) just stared at me without saying a word. My country ass just said hey, all I know is that's some good shit... *offers more MER-LOT*
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:46pm.
I always wonder the same thing. I think Kayne is trying to make Kim fat along with making her dress like an idiot. Haha
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LOLOLOL! You are probably right about that.
I swear every photo lately she is either holding a cone or a dish of frozen shit. Next she'll be at Millions of Whoreshakes AGAIN, making the Kimye Kruch.
Turds
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He had a massive nose job. It's almost like he's in the Witness Protection Program and he had to change his identity so he completely changed his nose and his hair.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:40pm.
I went to this fancy French restaurant one time and ordered the chicken "KWIH-CHEE"... waiter said "MISS-YUR, that would be pronounced KEESH"... whatever Mr. Belvedere, how bout some sweet tea.
ahahaha! a least you didn't call it a quicky. wow they really bring the 'tude don't they? ah.. lemme point somethin out to you Pepe Le Pew, you're a WAITEUR. now run along and annoy someone else..
I'm so pissed off these two inbreds get to be in Paris while I am stuck in my office. I get insanely jealous of celebrities who jaunt over to my favorite city. Most probably don't even appreciate the beauty and the history of Paris. It looks like they were in the Saint-Germain des Pres area which pisses me off even more!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:23pm.
speaking of ugly outfits!!!!!
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Is that Turbo from Breakin 2 that's with her?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4_9AXGKn90
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:31pm.
Did you see my response to your question (about a former poster) in the Sally Struthers post?
U is all jelly haterzzzzz. This couple is in love and in Paris. Strolling hand in hand and giggling to each other. Exchanging friendship braceletts made in band camp and shaving hair off each other's bodyparts. Jelly.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Je suis, like, très punk ou whatever.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:23pm.
speaking of ugly outfits!!!!!
With the shit that dirty whore wears, I imagine she looks in the mirror and sees Ashley Olsen or something. Bitch, you are a thick, dumpy cunt. Stop dressing like a 70lbs 20-year old.
I went to this fancy French restaurant one time and ordered the chicken "KWIH-CHEE"... waiter said "MISS-YUR, that would be pronounced KEESH"... whatever Mr. Belvedere, how bout some sweet tea.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by snowpiece: "
speaking of ugly outfits!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2203015/Another-unflatterin...
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HAHAHAHAHA! Kanye did her wrong.
Having Kanye dress you is like having Christopher Lowell decorate your home. In other words, just because he's gay doesn't mean he has good taste.
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I've been watching this fashion train wreck with fascination. The other thing Kanye has done is burn all her bras cuz she's hanging all over the place.
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Merdeheads.
Hekki: Having Kanye dress you is like having Christopher Lowell decorate your home. In other words, just because he's gay doesn't mean he has good taste.
*dead and buried in a LOL-shaped grave*
Jack :) one of these days, you are going to have to tell us newbies what's the story behind the
bad eye.
il est un skater boi
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:23pm.
She looks like an idiot.
"Take it to Katrina!"
any old dlisters remember that one?
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I do. These cuntwagons embarrass Canada.
Hekki: I know, everything he puts her in is HIDEOUS!!!!!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:32pm.
Never can tell if you are joking or not.
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:( You will know when I'm serious because my forehead kind of wrinkles up and my bad eye twitches...
L'est deux twats monsewer.