Douches In Paris
Here's Canada's reigning royal couple, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, spreading their beautiful love in Paris while looking like Cool Dad picking up his angsty 8th grade daughter from junior high school to take her to buy the Wheatus CD at f.y.e. because the year is 2001.
You know how sometimes it burns when you piss and you don't look or reach for a hand mirror, because you don't want to know the awful truth so you just keep smiling through the burns? That's sort of how I felt when somebody sent me a link to these pictures and asked: "Doesn't Avril look knocked up here?" Nope, not going to look. Avril's Emily the Strange tampon is firmly up in there and you can't tell me otherwise, because I'm not ready for the world to end. Not today.
Here's more of the Hot Topic Orphan and the butchered Ramen Head grossing people out in Paris yesterday.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:06pm.
They'd better be representing their country well by speaking passable French.
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No kidding, considering her name is French.
they're prolly going around saying sacray blue! where the Pou-teen at? the arse holes that they are..
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LOL @ "where the Pou-teen at". I bet the French waiters are smiling politely at them as they order and then spitting in their plates in the kitchen before they bring them out.
I just grossed myself out. *canceling lunch*
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:23pm.
speaking of ugly outfits!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2203015/Another-unflatterin...
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Why is Kim photographed with ice cream or Froyo all the time now?
I always wonder the same thing. I think Kayne is trying to make Kim fat along with making her dress like an idiot. Haha
Jack, thx. BTW, I am not a bitch. I'm a broad.
Now I can be bitchy on occasion, but never have been a bitch. Never can tell if you are joking or not.
Migrainese--Used to know a former lead singer for JP. Nice guy.
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speaking of ugly outfits!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2203015/Another-unflatterin...
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HAHAHAHAHA! Kanye did her wrong.
Having Kanye dress you is like having Christopher Lowell decorate your home. In other words, just because he's gay doesn't mean he has good taste.
Avril: Dude, like totally je mapelle a baguette or somethin
Chad: Yeah, like, je voudrais un fromage
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Certified Slore
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:06pm.
They'd better be representing their country well by speaking passable French.
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No kidding, considering her name is French.
they're prolly going around saying sacray blue! where the Pou-teen at? the arse holes that they are..
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:21pm.
Les Bags de Douche.
*LOLing myself into a seizure right now*
They are so chic, I bet the French people that they encounter are so impressed...*eyeroll*
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The only thing , and I mean the ONLY thing I'm envious of is that those two idiots are walking the streets of Paris and I'm not.
Ok, speaking from a woman with *ahem* experience, I can confidently say that Chad Kroger (or whatever his name is) has got a ginormous one-eyed mutton gun - either that or a full and ever open wallet.....
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Certified Slore
LOL Mike, yup! good times
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Does this glum cunt think that she'll break out in zits if she smiles?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She looks pregnant......*squints eyes* or maybe its just the way her sweater is bunched up in the front *shrugs shoulders*
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:21pm.
Les Bags de Douche.
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*giggles uncontrollably*
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
speaking of ugly outfits!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2203015/Another-unflatterin...
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
She looks like an idiot.
"Take it to Katrina!"
any old dlisters remember that one?
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:06pm.
They'd better be representing their country well by speaking passable French.
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No kidding, considering her name is French.
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Les Bags de Douche.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Ugh Chad Kroeger totally got a nose job. Guess he was tired of being both the least cool and ugliest rocker on earth.
The shaved portion of her noggin' is just so random and unattrative. This couple just makes me squint.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:05pm.
Who dresses like that when they go to a city like Paris?
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I don't know, I dress like this when I go to Prague...
http://volunteer.childrensal.org/images/Support%20Services/Volunteer/Clo...
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Ahahahaha! That picture actually made me jump a little.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:07pm.
cuppy: I swear! I'm getting pissed just look ing at her. If you still dye your hair pink you are too young to be gettin married!
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She doesn't have the face or body to pull off the look she is trying miserably to pull off.
I don't say you have to dress like Dutchess Kate when you travel, BUT have some respect for your surroundings and for yourself. I wouldn't even walk my dogs in the dead of early morning dressed like that.
Didn't she tattoo Brody's name on her somewhere or something?
They're wearing matching aviators INDOORS while purchasing el vino. I hate booze (on account of my alkie mom) but I hate people wearing sunglasses inside, even more. When they come into my store we all automatically think "shoplifter". Not that I judge..... ;)
LMAO!!! Avril, that hair was so much cooler when Cyndi Lauper did it a million years ago. Classic case of being A punk instead of being punk. Poser.
pushy bitch - devil horns...
http://www.dlisted.com/node/47241/images/wenn4072011.jpg
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:05pm.
Who dresses like that when they go to a city like Paris?
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I don't know, I dress like this when I go to Prague...
http://volunteer.childrensal.org/images/Support%20Services/Volunteer/Clo...
Why are you doing this to us, INDEED! Jaysus, MK! This is 2 too many Avril Lavigne posts in one week.
And people are bitching about kitteh posts? Keep the MEOW'S coming, and 86 this poseuse and her dad.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
For some reason, I have that t.a.t.u. song in my head after seeing the pics and reading the post.
Thanks, MK. *grumble*
I still can't believe he married her... why buy the cow when you can fuck that pig for free!!!?
Great Header MK!
Jack, what doe\m/ this mean? Just nosey.
This is making it very difficult for me to continue liking Nickelback's music.
*sigh*
And Avril. I have NEVER liked that snotty little bitch.
when i think that every time Matt Damon or Christian Bale are in France,there is no paps pic!
___________________________i'm too reasonable for Internet conspiracy
I remember some pix of her at the end of the Brody time where she really really looked prego//member those?
cuppy: I swear! I'm getting pissed just look ing at her. If you still dye your hair pink you are too young to be gettin married!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
are those brontosaurus bones on her hoodie?
yaba daba don't.
blahk I don't want to look them anymore.. too much fug..
They'd better be representing their country well by speaking passable French.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
She makes him look good.
*vomits in mouth*
Who dresses like that when they go to a city like Paris?
However, he is tall.
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This will be one of those famous Hollywood three-week marriages, if it even gets that far.
LOLOLOLOL! This post is pure gold!
I still think they're disgustingly perfect for each other, btw.
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Douchechill!
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That hands-on-hips mannequin in the boutique window is like, "Bitch, PLEASE! Since when does Chanel do hoodies?"
while looking like Cool Dad picking up his angsty 8th grade daughter from junior high school LOLOOLOOL MK!!!! spot on
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake