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Somebody should tell Angie Jo that when she's not on set she doesn't have to wear her Maleficent costume - Popsugar

Sam Claflin in his Finnick make-up and he's working that Fashion Fair foundation hard - Lainey Gossip

White Oprah was not blitzed out of her skull during her interview with Dr. Phil, okay? For some reason, the room was spinning really fast and it made it hard for her to concentrate. It's like Dr. Phil purposefully conducted the interview in a carousel room to screw with her! - The Superficial

Just put your tongue up to the monitor and scroll - The Berry

Let's get up close and personal with Candice Swanepoel's ass dimple - Drunken Stepfather

LeAnn Rimes is a regular Gina from Beverly Hills 90210 - Celebitchy

Wil Sabin's "Porn Star" video will play on a loop on the screen in John Travolta's sleeping pod - Towleroad

EXCLUSIVE pictures from Sally Struthers' DUI arrest (no offense to Sally Struthers) - Hollywood Tuna

The naglas and peen of some dude who's in that V/h/s movie - OMG Blog

I think I just got second-hand drunk from reading Tara Reid's tweets of denial - ICYDK

Celebrity see throughs - Cityrag

Proof that Kim Kardashian makes delicious ice cream look like a plop of shit just by holding it - I'm Not Obsessed

The National Enquirer really hates us and wants us to know that Pimp Mama Kris and O.J. Simpson boned bareback-style - Celebslam

David Silver looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster after a 5-day heroin bender, but I still would - Popoholic

What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Jude Law wearing? - Just Jared

Ochocinco's tattoo looks extra extra EXTRA dumb now - Crunk + Disorderly

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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:49pm.

Is she kidding with that stupid outfit?

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:49pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:18pm.

@ Sand Queen....could you imagine how scary it would be for the kids when she's screaming mad and coming at them. They probably just stand there frozen and drop a load in their pants.

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:48pm.

@ EC....those fans ARE idiot nut cases that's for sure!!

@ Sand Queen....could you imagine how scary it would be for the kids when she's screaming mad and coming at them. They probably just stand there frozen and drop a load in their pants.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:47pm.

Lucy♥, *cracks open another bottle* The Berry has hotties to spare on Fridays! mmm mmm mmm And it helps wash away the memory of yet another Falcor photo. lol ;p

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:47pm.

She looks like she's wearing waterbed sheets from the early 1980s.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:47pm.

@ Withy I'm banned from CB so I rarely check in there. There is usually a Skankalina post daily.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:43pm.

Whamo, Hekki, did JJ and Celebitchy post about her today? I suppose if anyone even thought about mentioning her caftan dresses, there'd be armageddon, so sad, lol

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:42pm.

@ Hekki....I KNOW lol, I poked my head it a few times this week and was laughing. They worship her like a god of some type, did you see any of the "she has an inner light" fucked up ones? There are some seriously sick people there, Kathy Bates cock a doddy type crazy.

Submitted by SandwichQueen on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:42pm.

Angelina is so scary looking, her kids must find her horrifying. And Brad when he was all scraggly, jeebus crisco they probably shat their pants all the damn time in fear!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:42pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:58pm.

Oh my! That is crazy! Her fans are more annoying than she is, if that is even possible.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:41pm.

submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:05pm.
Berry shirtless Friday!!! *goes all the way down to the bottom, sticks out tongue and scrolls back up, s.l.o.w.l.y* *slurp*

I felt the same way scrolling through Shirtless Friday as I do when I'm on the designer floor in Frasers surrounded by shoes: I couldn't stop squealing frantically. I would go Hannibal Lecter on some of those dudes.

*twirls Chianti evilly*

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:40pm.

Dina's interview makes Lola Heatherton look like an old-time temperence crusader. Can I just say that I HATE it when Blohan's sperm and egg donors glom on to the skid-marks of their daughter's infamy? It makes me feel a tiny bit sorry for the entitled professional fuck-up, and I HATE that!

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:38pm.

Whamo, it got a little boring over here, so I went over to JJ. The batshit is extra thick.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:35pm.

Don't like those huge dresses, on anyone.

Berry shirtless Friday!!! *goes all the way down to the bottom, sticks out tongue and scrolls back up, s.l.o.w.l.y* *slurp* lolol

Yes, what is Jude Law wearing?? hahaha

OchoTonto! ;p

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:28pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:56pm.
OMG! The hags at Just Jared and Celebitchy are going to cream themselves over this Skankalina picture.
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EC they've been extra batshit this week with all her refugee photo opps. I was going to cut and paste a few they were so over the top. One chick was having a melt down with one of their " she just beams an everlasting like of beauty and caring, God has really blessed her with his light that she shines upon everyone she meets, there is no other like her" I'm not kidding I'm not even doing it justice it was so fucked! You should take a look, I'm serious it is beyond scary.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:25pm.

Diamond: HA! (Oooh, I just read "The Year of the Flood" by Atwood. LOVE HER!)

There was another photo recently where she was wearing a tan version of this muu muu thingy! If she's trying to be culturally sensitive, she doesn't need to dress like a nomad. She can wear modern Western clothing and a head scarf. I don't get it.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:16pm.

@ Hekki

Thought she was doing a burka fashion show or a remake of The Handmaid's Tale.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:14pm.

Also, White Oprah was high as fuck on the Dr. Phil show

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:12pm.

What's with all the schmattas on Holie lately? Why on earth would she dress that way? That's some illuminati shit right there.

Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:12pm.

Yes, very frightening for the refugees, but not for Angie and her family. They travel the world in their luxury jet, eating delicious, safe food and drink prepared by a personal chef. Lie their heads on fine linen, (if not in one of their many multi million dollar mansions, then surely in the fines 5 star hotels they frequent) Angelina and her boyfriend are some of the biggest hypocrites ever born. I would like for Angie once, just once, give her time and money quietly, without the press. Perhaps sell a home or two and save an entire city to the terror she claims to be so effected by?...pfft. She's disgusting. P.S. Her mouth looks like a blown out butthole.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:04pm.

Praise the Lord for Shirtless Friday!

I mean, stop subjugating and objectifying men!!! >:-(

Submitted by DianaDeath on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:45pm.

Word. Enough with this VAG-CENTRIC SEXIST OPPRESSION.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:54pm.

Well, black means gravity and it's sort of a burka-lite as she tours the Middle East.

I guess she's also still filming that crapfest so it reminds fans of her proj.

Submitted by zey on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:52pm.

V/H/S sucked. I mean really if you're going to make a good horror movie cut way back on the d-bags and hipsters in your cast, hire a writer and invest in a fucking steadicam.

Submitted by Caramel on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:51pm.

Megan Fox looks gorgeous in those pictures.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:48pm.

Nite Broad

Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 5:48pm.

Apparently it's some sort of traditional Turkish garb, but the ghoul has been dressing like this for a while. She fashions herself a humanitarian sorceress now.

Who didn't know LeAnn had an eating disorder? She tweeted every un-eaten meal. Red flag.

Kim and Kanye? Embarrassing.

*averts eyes*