Tuesday, September 18th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 17th!

A never-before-seen photo of Katy Perry and Russell Brand, taken when their marriage counselor suggested Brand "try walking a mile in Katy's shoes... and the rest of her closet." - clockworknovak

Runners-up:

Although it was generally believed that Madonna had a good relationship with her children, this picture of Lourdes and Rocco dressed as hydrangeas at her annual S&M party revealed the truth. - Callie

The Hangover IV: Kate & Hot Ginge's Royal Roofie Trip at the Strip. - icebunny

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icebunny's picture

Wtg winners! And thanks MK for the mention :-)

Congrats awesome hookerz!

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pamorama_j's picture

Congrats vienners!! That was a tough one!!

RandéSleepover's picture

LOL @ all three.

Kizzy's picture

Congrats, winners!!

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Scott in NYC's picture

LOL, Callie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

momockey's picture

no caption: those two are cosplaying a drag queen anime character.

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-Le seigneur l'a châtié, il a rejoint le paradis des hommes sans tête!!!
-hein??
-il veut dire qu'on lui a grenadé la gueule.

Strepsi's picture

"Tim Burton's The Cat In The Hat" is really going to suck.

Strepsi's picture

The naked Hot Ginge photos and topless Kate Middleton photos were the appetizers, but Queen Elizabeth is NOT going to be amused when Will & Kate's old honeymoon photos leak.

kathleenvh's picture

Thing one and thing two are here and they're queer, get used to it

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Wonder twin powers ACTIVATE!!! Shape of: a z-snap dressed like conjoined smurf twins!!

zomay's picture

Boy this economy sucks when even the Illuminati gate keepers have to buy their wigs from Big Lots.

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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

A leaked screenshot of the new Michael Bay remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, starring Redfoo and SkyBlu of LMFAO.

Mani6's picture

Wilma from the Flinstones called...she wants her necklaces back.

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how dare you's picture

The DVD release of "Rock of Ages" includes Tom Cruise's original screen test; the director insists Katie Perry knew she wasn't up for the role when she read the Alec Baldwin part.

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Cinesnatch's picture

Their relationship got awkward post-Seuss when both Thing One and Thing Two were up for the part of Magenta in Rocky Horror.

Mani6's picture

Somewhere on the boulevard of broken dreams and right in between hope and despair...set your GPS for the Twilight Zone.

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Mitt and Ann Romney's interpretation of the Spice Girls song (when) "2 Become 1".

Mitt and Ann Romney's date night.

This will definitely be my last Frederick's of West Hollywood catalog.

Mani6's picture

And the password is...."ballsack"

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Ozzie and Sharon getting ready for parent teacher night.

Hilarious!!!!

"This is just their San Francisco style!" Angelina said of Knox and Vivienne.

ceofancypants's picture

In a effort to boost their polling numbers, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are aggressively seeking that "youth" vote to put them "over the top".

BernardProfitendieu's picture

Blue Tran Group

After leaving the White House, Michelle and Barack grew out their hair and joined a S&M club to put the spark back in their marriage

AXE's picture

There was a huge scandal when two of Mitt Romney's thetans came out of the closet.

Callie's picture

Although it was generally believed that Madonna had a good relationship with her children, this picture of Lourdes and Rocco dressed as hydrangeas at her annual S&M party revealed the truth.

I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way.

Desert Rose's picture

Not a caption, but the last thing I expected to find on this website is a One Piece cosplay. hahahahaa

skabazzle's picture

White Oprah's two remaining functional brain cells band together to bring the fuckery for Dr. Phil.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

crankenstein's picture

It was clear that Katie has not been completely deprogrammed when the press previewed the Holmes and Yang Fall collection at NY fashion week.

crankenstein's picture

The Holmes and Yang collection just plain sucked

crankenstein's picture

The Xenu all star talent show was won this year by Juliette Lewis and Jason Lee doing a hilarious sketch based on John Travolta's balls.

Thing 1 and Thing EWWW!

crankenstein's picture

Taking out an old family album, Queen Elizabeth confides to Harry that he isn't the only Windsor to be caught doing something really fucking stupid.

crankenstein's picture

Fans were excited to hear that Kisses' farewell tour was being produced by Tim Burton!

Disraeli_Ears's picture

The year 2025: "Sorry, Gwyneth, but that's what you get for raising your kids on GOOP."

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Barb Dwyer's picture

RuPaul's newest show based on the Mad comic book characters, "Spy vs Spy".

JessicaGiovanna's picture

Like many other child stars, thing one and thing two had lives filled with debauchery, drugs and questionable career choices after reaching adulthood.

Rocky Horror Picture Ho

dfanintheD's picture

After trashing their room at the Indianapolis Motel 6, Lindsay Lohan and Shaun White escaped notice by hiding their ginger under bright blue wigs.

faux_0's picture

justa thang 1 and justa thang 2...

dfanintheD's picture

It looks like Taylor Momsen has landed one of the judges' seats on RuPaul's Drag Race.

empiregirl's picture

Ha Ha Ha, my mom just said "he definitly has better legs than she does". Genius!

Wow, what a great audience.