Dr. Phil's Happy Time Drunk Hour With White Oprah

Submitted by Fujicat on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:36am.

I really hope that Ali meets someone, falls in love, and escapes her toxic family before they have a chance to poison her life.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Something about an apple and a tree...

Yeah, but she still looks better than Lindsay.

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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK

It was the most painful interview I've ever watched. Very rarely does Dr. Phil end interviews early. She was jacked up on something, definitely.

White Oprah and Dr Phil? Did we all take a time machine to 2004?

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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

Okay, I just watched this shit and I kept hollering at the TV, "Why are you trying to talk to someone who's drunk?!"

Phil was trying to have a rational conversation and get rational answers out of this drunk, pilled-up mess of a person. I've seen 13 year olds with more of a handle on who they are.

Life lesson where Dina Lohan is concerned: You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Hiya Sal! *waves* A complete and utter joke, is right! How many families have BOTH parents competing for the most eff'd up headline of the DAY? Don't know what she was doing either talking off camera, ad libbing her way through the fake script. Bitch, you do that in rehearsal not the DAY OF! Ditto on Dr. Obviously Not Qualified and his so-called "therapy" session with her. Pure famewhore trying to get ratings, LOL ;)

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Haven't seen the entire interview, but from the little I've seen, she's clearly drugged up. Maybe her dealer got her some extra strong pot (heroin?) and it hit her just before the interview.

I would like more details from fugi!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Phil should have included this one among the clips he showed re: Dina and Michael's relationship:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-zQuESd2io

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Stoney - User-friendly? Easily accessible? Inexpensive? Really, the list goes on.

Dina was all flustered because she couldn't remember some of the excuses and lies she fabricated.

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She was FUCKED UP, that's why the cameras confused her. Still not buying that it was scripted beyond the questions being written beforehand. This bitch would not purposefully make herself look like a drunken tard when she fancies herself a smart businesswoman in the industry. *snort* You honestly think someone sat down and wrote " you're just sittin there in your little tie and your little shoes...?" Uh uh. That was pure drunken candid brilliance right there.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I had the displeasure of an encounter with this horrible woman seven years ago on Long Island. She stood out to me because she radiated hostility and behaved like she was entitled. Ali was a little scarecrow back then, sweet little girl, cowered in her mother's presence. That child broke my heart. I'm still haunted by her eyes and how frail she was.

Please don't use the word "pathetic" when referring to Dina Lohan. She is an evil person, beyond redemption. I've never seen anything quite like her, and hope never to see anything like her again. It's as if she sucks up all the oxygen in the air and turns the air black with sulfur. Demonic and parasitic.

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Fair is foul and foul is fair..

I have a feeling this is all a scam to get herself booked on Celebrity Rehab...

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:03am.

Submitted by salacious on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 11:12pm.
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ITA Sal, none of them are good enough to pull off a hot mess lush. No idea why wannabe famewhores Dina and Michael are even on the air these days.
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Within sweetie- both Michael and Dina are not above making complete asses of themselves so long as they have the spotlight on them. Michael doesn't mind beating women to do so, and Dina wouldn't mind playing a drunk mess if she manages to blame Michael for it.

I feel sorry about those kids, save for Lindsay of course. What an embarrassment it must be to have those two as parents.

To me, it's poorly acted. "Is it rolling? Can we cut???" Bitch please, you know much better than that. You got the hang of how interviews work ever since Lindsay started paying your bills some 15 years ago.

Of course, Dr. Obvious is also in on this. Why setting up this interview now that Lindsay is already an adult and Dinah doesn't have to answer for her actions any more? Why would any one care? There had to be a shock element in it or else it would be something nobody would talk about the next day. What a fucking joke.

Yep, still here. :)
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

@stoney, what's up girl? Long time no talkie. Are you still living in the land of Bloom?

Dina has officially become the Neely O'Hara of celebrity mothers. Even if she makes Neely O'Hara seem like Desmond Tutu.

Srsly, this is sad stuff and I find "Dr" pompous fuckwad exploitative for allowing it to go on.

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Also....there were phones before cell phones. Jesus christ. Okay now I have to find this shit on demand and watch it start to finish. *sigh*

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I can't even figure out the word she was going for there. Advanced? Popular? Available???

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Stoney,

yes that was all from today. i think it was around the part of the interview where Phil burned out a computer by powerpointing through all of Lindsay's scandals, law enforcement and otherwise

ETA: Phil actually interviewed the "Georgia Rules" guy -- he was not just reading from the letter. he asked the guy how he was so sure Lindsay was partying when she claimed she was at home. guy said because he was the one paying the bodyguards. WO immediately moved on to a new lie and abandoned the "she was a wreck at home with me talking to her dead friend" story

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Not that she isn't a fuck up, but she is so obviously playing up for the cameras. It's like she's doing this only for the attention/future profits Pimp Mama K style. This means continued attention for Lindsay, which in turn means continued pap and fashion connections (probably still gets paid for being photographed in certain clothes) and most importantly, more "customers" for the both of them. What a horrible waste of a mother who wasted a talented daughter who seemed so sweet at one point.

"The Little Tie and The Little Shoes"

What a fucking mess. Bitch needs to go far far away and dry the fuck out.

Also HILARIOUS - When Dr. Phil asked her why she didn't call for help one of the times she claims her husband hit her, she said:

"Cell phones weren't as inept as they are now so I didn't really have that."

Cell phones weren't as INEPT? LOL! Dr. Pill later called her out on that statement and use of the word inept, saying it made no sense. He gave her a definition of inept (remember, she claims to have graduated from NYU), and she then claimed the word didn't always mean "incapable", and Dr. Pill threatened to go get a dictionary.

Foxxy did he bring that up in this latest interview?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by salacious on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 11:12pm.
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ITA Sal, none of them are good enough to pull off a hot mess lush. No idea why wannabe famewhores Dina and Michael are even on the air these days.

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She BARELY had her shit together at the beginning of the interview. As it went on she got sloppy-er and sloppy-er. Like all the adderall and Xanax she washed down with Chardonnay back at the hotel suddenly exploded in her stomach all at the same time an hour later and suddenly she found herself FUCKED up. She decided maybe no one would notice and just went for it!

i really really want to see Jane Krakoski play WO in a SNL parody of this. i assume they have a male cast member they use for Dr. Phil skits ...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

It's hard to imagine that someone could make Michael Lohan look sane but Dina just did. She is more fucked up then Lindsay-that poor girl has no support

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I feel sorry for Lindsay, but she made a decision to be a drug addict, a liar and an overall asshole.

Lislop - I agree. Dina and or Michael are the ones who did drugs with her for the first time.

I still have not seen the whole interview BH's BBC party was more important but Snowy live blogging it to me summed it up nicely. Plus the added clips Dr. Phil had on his web site.

I am no family counselor, but I have a sneaking suspicion that a session with Dr. Phil will not heal the Lohans...

Is that a subconscious cry for help?

OR is she trying to show up all those crazy reality show producers with a "looky here, looky here!"

'cause I gotta name for that show....'Crazy Is As A Lohan Does'.

I see this shitfest and I still don't feel an ounce of pity for Lindsay. Both she and White Oprah are a bunch of crusty buttfucks. Listen I had a crazy mom too and a shithead abusive father and I'm crazy in my own way but have tried at least to not mimic their behaviors. Lindsay just followed White Oprah's route because being an irresponsible lying junkie is kind of fun.

This whole family is so screwed up. Dina is such an embarrassment. Why did she do the interview if she wasn't going to answer any questions? I have a feeling Dina and Michael gave Lindsay her first drugs. At the very least her first prescription pills.

Michael tries to act like he tries and he has changed. Yet he was arrested last year for hitting his girlfriend/wife. He never misses an opportunity to comment on Lindsay. I think last year they reported his income. He makes money through selling licensing on pictures and tv interviews involving media. He was even developing the Michael Lohan Reality TV show.

Lindsay never stood a chance.

After watching this... It all make sense to me now!

Let me finish this with a (THIS BITCH!)

Times goes bad, times goes ruff, wont you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff.
(FleetwoodMac)

Stoney, Dina on twatter. First tweet she said Dr. Phil is mean. Then she blasted TMZ saying they're liars. Her siggie is "A loving mother of 4 and an advocate against abuse". Okie dokie then.

Phil interviewed the producer of "Georgia Rules" -- the guy who wrote the open letter exposing Lindsay's bullshit on that set. Phil got to the part of the letter where the gentleman wrote that he had evidence of Lindsay's hard partying. WO boozled out that no that wasn't true, Lindsay wasn't partying then she "had to leave the set because her friend had just died of meningitis and she had to go talk to her?" at that point, my "wtf you lying bitch" meter exploded into a million pieces

oh, but Phil was ready for her ass. showed clip of "Georgia Rules" dude saying he was the one paying for LL's bodyguards and they wrote him reports about her whereabouts and activities.

oh. snap.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Why do people care some much about the Lohan family and their lives? I don't get it. *scratches head*

How lindsay could talk to whom? I must have missed that story.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

off camera she probably had a couple of her drunk ass friends, Lindsay's publicist, her youngest kid and her coke dealer

i wish Phil had followed up and asked her how Lindsay could talk to the young lady who had already passed away. but there was so much bullshit spewing from the sewer in the middle of her face at that point he may have missed that very special moment in bullshit history.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

And now we see why Fire Crotch is the way she is. Good lord,I am tired of fame seeking whores. I wish a faux rapture would come and take her and her ilk far, far, far away.

You cannot convince me that dina lohan has either the commitment or brain cells left to practice from and follow a script.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Who the fuck is she trying to communicate with off camera? It's like she wants them to come rescue her from the mean old bully asking her questions. It's probably some 20 year old intern who fetched her from the dressing room and was friendly to her for three minutes so now she thinks they are bffs. "Like, omg! It's bright in here! Intern Susan? Can you hear me? Can I go home now? Omg can you believe he called me inauthentic?? Intern Susan! Help me out here!!" *waves frantically to area of darkness past the camera"
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

OMG she acts like a 13 yr old.

Stoney, she could be improvising? She can act as much as her daughter can.

Shows like The Hills were scripted but the people in it weren't given dialogs to memorize.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

Holy caca....

Dina Lohan checking into a treatment facility for "nervous exhaustion" *wink wink* in 3...2...