Dr. Phil's Happy Time Drunk Hour With White Oprah

I want to push her into a full port-a-potty.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

I didn't get to see that, side-eyes. I forgot to dvr it. :(
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Wow. She looks *EXACTLY* like her daughter, except (obviously) older and more used-up. No wonder Lindsay is such a confused, fucked-up, lost soul. Absolutely fucking pitiful.

Oh, I don't doubt she was hoovering up lines in the bathroom between takes. She probably had to so she wouldn't pass out.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Wow she looks so much like Lindsay it's eerie. You know it's fucked up when Michael Lohan comes across as the sane and sober one in the family. He's a douche,but I think he is the better parent. That's not saying much since a pack of wolves are better parents than Dina. It almost makes me have a tiny bit of sympathy for Lndsay. She never had a chance.

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 11:10pm.

i see your point. but to me it also looked at one point after a commercial break she looked more high than before the commercial. like she ran off for a break, blew a couple of rails in the bathroom and came back to Phil. it was during the last stages around when Phil started asking her about the shit Michael told him. maybe editing, maybe my wishful thinking

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

dina was checking to see if the cameras were rolling or not, cuz when the cameras were turned off, she turned to Oprah's bitch and baldy mcfake ass, and said "you want a quickie? a handie? for an extra $15 bucks, i wont use my teeth, ill throw in tongue and a swirl"

Stick a fork in her..she's done.

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Wooow. How sad and pathetic. I know addiction is a disease, but doesn't she still have at least one kid at home who needs a stable parent? How can anyone still be at this level of denial when they know someone is depending on them?? Sick.

@Stoney - haha, so she's on top of it.

I love the part where Dr. Pill says "If someone asked me if I wanted to interview the mother of some actress, I would say no." And then goes on to try to rationalize why he has this fucking documented fame-whore, pimping, stage mother from hell on for a full hour.

How do you script totally incoherent rambling and sentence fragments?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I'm gong to go out on a limb and say this shit was scripted!!! We all know she will blame Michael Lohan for this, sooner than later. Nothing surprises me any more, especially coming from these famewhores, Dr. Master-of-the-obvious included.

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I don't think it was a fresh high. I think her drunkeness was left over from an all nighter of vodka and cocaine. She only sobered up slightly when she showered and put her wig and face on.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

OK so I dont know how to use my DVR, I thought I scheduled it to record this episode but when I got home it wasnt there, she's definitely on some pills, you can see that she thinks everything she's saying is totally logical

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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself

She has already claimed it was edited to make her look bad.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Wow, I'm embarrassed for her. I have it on my DVR, maybe I can watch it tomorrow, but that was brutal.

i concur with the diagnosis rendered by The Right Rev. Dr. Michael Lohan, the world renowned drug interventionist -- she was on booze plus sedatives, and it was a very fresh high.

Dr. Phil actually looked respectable and competent compared to that delusion-a-loon

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Good Lord. That was painful to watch. Like Amy Winehouse's epic trainwreck concert in Serbia.

I only hope that the Lohan boy escapes from this black hole of fuckery relatively normal. It's too late for Ali but she's not a complete loss.

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I can see the tweet & statement now, claiming one of the following: 1- They edited it to make her look bad. 2- She was set up by the show with trick questions. 3-She was just joking around and acting.

I hate Dr. Phil almost as much as I despise the Lohans.

Submitted by Side-Eyez on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:51pm.

Too bad he didn't ask about sending her youngest daughter off to Korea to "build her portfolio".

I can't shake the feeling after watching Dina on Phils show that she doesn't want to hear about or deal with any problems or stress. I really think she is one lawsuit away from a nervous breakdown.

Lindsay is basically on her own and pretty much always has been anyway, Michael is on to doing his own thing, Ali is in Korea and I'm sure Dina wishes for good and really that just leaves the other one Cody.

Dina has the time now to get really shit faced.

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holy shit. that's a lot crazier than i thought it would be, and im kind of ashamed to admit i gave her more credit than that. i honestly did not know she was this fucked up. at least michael lohan was genuine in his crazy. she's just a fucking disaster. what the hell is she on here? im sorry thats not natural. either shes over medicated, or her mental illness is completely undermedicated. can you imagine being raised by those two? wow lindsay just got a bit of sympathy from me. about a line of coke's worth but still it's sympathy.

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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK

TexnDoc -- didn't Sharon Stone look spectacular in "Casino"? Positively gorgeous IMO. And DeNiro was so hot in those sherbert-colored suits.

SFRB -- OMG, I would love to see Steve Wilkos throw a chair at this ugly crackhead bitch!!!

OMG, I'm watching the Dr. Phil show right now and this bitch is cray-cray!!! She's so hopped up on something and annoying as all get out. And I hate to say this because I despise Lindsay more than anything, but seeing how crazy Dina is you can almost (emphasis on almost) see how she had no chance of turning out any other way.

The thing that killed me was when Dr. Feel tells Dina he believes she really loves her kids. Puh-lease. She may believe she loves them, but she's not very good at taking care of them.

She's a lying, grifting, delusional booze hound. And Lindsay is JUST LIKE HER.

Dina really should be admitting she was on something - even if she was sober during all of that - b/c it's disgraceful that a 40/50-something yr old MOTHER would act like such a stuck-up, nonsensical 15 yr old twit.

And I appreciate that even a bottom-feeding organism like Dr. Philth is taken aback by this foolery.

Why do people care about these people anymore?

Granted I would have watched if I was at home when it aired, but they are all just a pathetic waste of time as far as I'm concerned.

And Lindsay is going to try to get miles and miles out of this, but sorry bitch..you're a fucking adult. Grow up and be accountable for your OWN DAMN SELF!

Too bad he didn't ask about sending her youngest daughter off to Korea to "build her portfolio".

Submitted by MeowMeow on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:39pm.

But this clip! Jaysussssssss Christ! I can't believe this boozy, irresponsible, immature, cunty mess has brought forth children into the world and my ass will probably die old and alone. God must have a sense of humor, or at least a sense of irony that I don't understand.
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I'd rather die old and alone than be in their shoes. I'd rather drop off the face of the earth altogether and live on an isolated island in the middle of nowhere left to my own resources, than trade places with them.

Whoa... Momma got a hold of Lindsay's shiiiiit.

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Someone needs to tell her to cut those bangs and get that fucking weave/wig out of her eyes.

(sorry, I don't know why that shit is bugging me tonight)

I do hate how condescending this oaf is with the people who come on his show. I don't watch/trust anything or anyone that is connected with Oprah. Including the newest freak Dr. Oz.

But wow. Dinah is way out there. It's truly like watching Lindsay's future self. :(

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we cant watch it in australia, not that i would anyway.

but this interview would be 10x better if dina revealed that lindsay was adopted...dun dunn duhhhh...

or had a breakdown on the show and fainted and required medical assistance, and by that, i mean a hit of meth.

I saw "Casino" about three times this weekend on AMC (doing stuff, had it on in the background) with Sharon Stone as "Ginger" who spirals out of control and even when getting slapped down the stairs by Joe Pesci and ramming into Robert DeNiro's Cadillac repeatedly and generally chewing up the scenery, she was more together than this mess.

This bitch has a twitter right? I want to read today's shit. Do I have to have a twitter myself. That shit is ghey.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Lindsay needs to pull a Drew Barrymore and cut ties with her mother completely. Her mother is only out for herself and doesn't have the capacity to be a good influence in her life and will only drag her down. Until she does that she will continue to circle the toilet.

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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK

probably the main reason (perhaps only one) I don't wish any more punishment on Lilo is because of the toll it has already taken on her. It's punishment enough. On the other hand, if she keeps stealing,lying and using, it will come back to her ten fold. I'm not worried about that. I don't think there's one sane person on this planet who envies either one of them.

I taped this mess and will watch it after I get finished watching General Hospital (RIP John Ingle...he was a class act!).

But this clip! Jaysussssssss Christ! I can't believe this boozy, irresponsible, immature, cunty mess has brought forth children into the world and my ass will probably die old and alone. God must have a sense of humor, or at least a sense of irony that I don't understand.

This woman has completely lost it. She has ridden her daughter's coattails for far too long and for her own good, Lindsay should kick her off once and for all.

Dina needs help as much as or more than her daughters do. She is dangerous as a mother.

I don't think Phil was too bad, I wish I could have seen the whole thing. I think his feelings about her were very obvious. I loved the answer that he had no idea what she was saying!

So, during the interview phil gets more wood than the Chippewa National Forest, and after the show he showed up at her trailer with a litre of Seagrams, and they plowed each other senseless. A drunken woman to a guy like that is the same as a limping gazelle to a hungry tiger.

Dina, Lindsay, Dr. Phil, Michael...they are all the debil. Really, soulless Mcsoullessons all looking down their noses (some more sculpted than others) at each other. Delicious.

color me not surprised and laughing my ass off.

Oh ho ho, ho that was gooood.

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:08pm.

As much as I hate Michael Lohan for being an abusive sexist little piece of shit, at least I do believe he has the desire to be better and help his kids. At least he seems like a real person.

He came across as genuine in his answers to Phil, and yes even admitting that he hit her. He has many issues himself but I do find him to be more right than wrong.

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Did anyone else watch this and think of Sybil and the Big Chair? Actually she at her worst was probably much more lucid, coherent and self-possessed than W.O. was in this slow-motion trainwreck. They should play this in high-schools as part of the "Scared Straight" program. It has the potential to dry out innumerable future generations.

What an awesome sh*% show!

"I'm just being honest. I don't know how to do that" is the most honest thing she said. Feel the burn bitch. And Michael, your write-up was gold.

even if they did, miraculously, get clean, I still believe they'd be loathsome people. You can't change someone's character and personality.

Michael is not the delusional liar that lindsay and dina are. He admits his problems and mistakes and doesn't live in a bubble of denial like the rest of his family. He's still a total jackass of course. Especially since he continues to breed so goddamn recklessly.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

seeing her before, in her child years and teens compared to today, there's no denying it. It has all caught up her (drugs, booze,pills, partying, Hollywood, fame etc.) and I hate to say it, but I don't necessarily wish any more punishment on her, if only she'd admit to her problems and truly want and get help now. I guess, the enabler, her mother, would need to take the first step. It's only a matter of time before she ends up like Whitney Houston herself.

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I watched Michael on "Celebrity Rehab" and I feel the same. Dina is always "on", like *she's* the star and not the (previous) stars "mother". "She's in the business".
He's not perfect by any means, and DV is always wrong. But he does come off as more sincere about trying to make a go of recovery. Something Lindsay or Dina will never admit to.
Genetic disposition on *both* sides of LL's gene mixture played a huge part in her addiction.

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Damn, I was reading comments in the Lilo Nickelodeon bashing thread earlier and I thought Dlisters were lovably exaggerating the extent of her druggie-ness, but good Lord!! Lindsay and her siblings never stood a chance with this swamp creature for a mother and that mesh shirt-wearing cretin for a father.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.