Dr. Phil's Happy Time Drunk Hour With White Oprah
If you missed today's episode of Dr. Phil with a high as three shades of hell White Oprah, then just take a smug bullfrog and a mangy alley dog hopped up on uppers, downers and middlers, and watch as the latter stares and giggles at the former until it passes out in a puddle of its own drool. Or just watch the supercut Vulture put together. Pharmacists should put the url of this video on the bottles of painkillers warning bitches on what can happen when you mix your pills with equal parts pills and delusion.
Dr. Phil started off the interview by saying that Lindsay Lohan's pimp and enabler called up his producers to say that she wanted to show the world the real her. White Oprah showed us the real her alright and the real her is a slurring, pilled-up disaster who talks and lies just like her daughter. White Oprah didn't want to talk about anything and I'm guessing she was only there because Dr. Phil put her up in a hotel and she wanted to swallow the mini bar whole.
Dr. Phil asked her about how Michael Lohan used to beat her, but she didn't want to talk about that. Dr. Phil asked her about how Michael Lohan broke into her house, but she didn't want to talk about that. Dr. Phil asked her about how Michael Lohan claims she stole $4,000 out of LiLo's purse, but she didn't want to talk about that. White Oprah just awkwardly giggled, pretend cried, commented on Dr. Phil's shoes and kept asking if the cameras were rolling. Yes, the cameras are rolling, bitch, and so are you. You're rolling on ecstasy, booze and whatever pills you stole from Nana Lohan's medicine cabinet.
Meanwhile, Dr. Phil sat there like a condescending fart bubble and acted like he was concerned and cared, but he was totally squealing out rainbows on the inside, because he knew this mess would be ratings gold.
White Oprah asking Dr Phil "Can we pound to that?" and him turning her down sums up this whole smug vs. crazy train wreck. When you ask Dr. Phil if he wants to pound (any kind of pounding) and he turns you down, that confirms that there is a rock bottom under rock bottom and you've reached it.
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Well there you go!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
As much as I hate Michael Lohan for being an abusive sexist little piece of shit, at least I do believe he has the desire to be better and help his kids. At least he seems like a real person. I know women never deserve to be hit, but if I had the opportunity I would beat the living shit out of Dina. I mean, it's hard to blame him for that. Except for the fact that he picked this cunt to be his wife and spawn with. Although I am sure neither of them remembers much of that.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Lest any of you doubt Phil's credentials as a therapist, the guest on his next show is a psychic who claims to be able to communicate with the dead.
Oh please let it be Ms Sylvia Brown and or Ms C to L to E to the O. ( Call me now, Chile)
Tmes goes bad, times goes ruff, wont you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff.
(FleetwoodMac)
There are no words. What a train wreck.
Holy fuck that was pathetic. I would feel sorry for her if she wasn't so fucking smug and shallow. What a cunt. She is seriously not even a person. I would bet my next paycheck she never went to bed the night before. What a disgusting, hollowed-out, soulless freakshow. I want to kick her in the face. It's like a physical manifestation of the darkest, sickest side of hollywood. She is flesh and blood evil.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I'm so glad MK did a post because I couldn't watch it. Dr. Drew will be calling her to book into one of his shows. The Lohan Clan is seriously short of cash and creditors so Dr. Drew may be able to get Dina and Lilo for under 250K. If Micheal Lohan signs on they'll probably ask for a million, but settle for 600K.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
There isn't even a vaguely coherent thread connecting any of her words.
I'm not a fan of either, but I think he was nice, even encouraging at some points, and never called her out for being obviously wasted. I'm sure if she'd admit she needed treatment the show would pay it for her and her daughter for as long as it takes.
Lindsay in five years. And they have the same smoker's voice.
My favorite part has to be when she gives the camera the middle finger (both hands). That's the mark of class in my book.
Where is Steve Wilkos when you need him?
Steve!!!! Now he would have put her in her damn place the loopy high but that she is
Dina was and still is the number one enabler in Hohans life. She doesn't want to know shit about any problems or crises. Take some more pills and make it all go away!
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What part of Texas Hell did Oprah find this smug pig? This is all Oprah's fault. This Phil pig probably told her it's OK to eat all the pecan pie you want @ $500/hour and Oprah starts calling him a doctor. This is Dina Lohan you ass, not Anderson Cooper's mother. You play along with her and get the interview. You DO NOT confront her for not being standard-issue like some dumb ass Nazi. Phil is a pig.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 9:45pm.
You forgot FAT!
DUIna: "you're in your little tie and your little shoes..."
Dr Phil: "I'm in my 'little tie and my little shoes', WHAT THE HELL is that supposed to mean?"
Priceless!!! XD
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
What a drank ass bitch scripted pair of FAKE ASS FAKERS! lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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OH HONEY WHAT A DISASTER! WHAT A TRAIN WRECK! WILL SHE SUE THE SHOW OR BLAME IT ON FUDGIE THE WHALE WITHDRAWAL?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Pathetic. When fame is your only reason for living you become a joke and even you cant stand yourself.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I just got done watching this mess a few minutes ago. Sad, when Michael Lohan sounds the saner of the two.
"You're from Texas?" PRICELESS look on Dr.Phil's face.
She's totally fucked up! She's a burnt out shell of a woman...Lindsay, you're on your own for real this time.
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That was incredibly painful, and yet deliriously funny thing I think I've ever watched. Her and LieHo look sooo much alike it was almost like watching an interview with Lindsay. Except LL is *slightly* more articulate, not much. But a "teeny bit".
Hubs watched with me, kept asking me, "wtf is her deal?".
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
this was taped at 10:00 am. Fact.
I wanted to snatch that god awful weave/wig/whatever off her head. It's sick how much this woman and Lindsay look and sound alike. When Michael Lohan comes across as the reasonable and sane one, you know this woman is a train wreck.
Happy Time Hour indeed!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
lol, what a kook
Dina was awful, too.
Most awkward fucking interview ever, if it can even be called that
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT