The Flying Tomato Busted For Pulling A Charlie Sheen
Okay, this is some Charlie Sheen shit, but without the mountains of coke (I think) and the traumatized porn star locked in the bathroom (I think, again). It really is hard going through life knowing that you'll always be known as the less hot Carrot Top and Olympic gold medal-winning snowboarder Shaun White obviously let that get to him, because he lost his mind at the bottom of a booze bottle before trashing his hotel room in Nashville. Shaun White not only looks like he's been training his whole life to be a Rock of Ages extra, but he acts like it too. Before you make one of those "Watch out, we've got a badass over here" jokes, you haven't seen Shaun tussle with a floor lamp. Yes, the floor lamp probably won that fight, but I'm sure Shaun got in at least one slap to the shade.
TMZ says that after the secret toilet baby of Ann Romano and Schneider from One Day at a Time drunkenly messed up his hotel room, he pulled a few fire alarms (because why not). When Shaun tried to leave the hotel, a dude from the hotel caught him outside and tried to stop him. Shaun kicked the dude and ran away, but because the boomerang known as karma sometimes works real fast, he knocked his head into a fence and got a black eye. Bitch got taken down by a fence! The cops showed up and put Shaun in handcuffs for vandalism and public intoxication.
Two words: GINGER BUFFOONERY!
If the government really does have hidden cameras on every corner, can they please unite this nation in laughs by releasing the footage of Shaun getting whooped by a fence? Next to seeing a fat biker dude with neck tattoos openly reading Fifty Shades Freed (which tells me he read the first two books and LOVED them) on the subway, seeing Shaun knocking his head into a fence will be the greatest thing I've seen this month. That fence should get a gold medal in douche handling.
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EC, he's got a great body and you KNOW he's got fiiiiiiine weeeeeeed. In my defense, I am not the only one!
On the other hand, there are some indiscriminate hoors on the Dlisted, so... JUDGE ME IF YOU MUST! lol
This kid is such a tool.
Make Pot legal and this shit would not happen!
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What a dough head! LOL, tries to run away from being a fucking toolbag and runs into a fence and gets a black eye. Bawahaaaa! I would PAY to see that fuckery.
aww sad. why are all these celebrities cracking up? Is it an evil plan of the illuminati?
I still would. This is one ginge that is beautiful in my eyes.
He cant have the other ginge getting all the attention.
i feel that when i'm on dlisted, that i'm amongst friends, so i can say this without being ashamed...i gets the tingles on my lady parts for this particular ginger...
judge away...
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Submitted by agirl on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:43pm.
You know I love you, BUT I am giving you some serious side eye on that one! LOL.
Apparently one of the victims ran after him. That guy must be in good shape.
Fleas! :O
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 11:07pm.
Yeah..usually it's the hockey boys who like to get real drunk and be total assholes.
Tis a shame. He was excellent to watch during the Winter Games in Vancouver. The snowboarding dudes are known to party hard but usually its the mellow stuff like weed.
LOL Evil Cupcake: fleas!!
Yeah, I still would. Drunken foolishness is not a deal-breaker for me. *shrugs*
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:00pm.
Lice, fleas, bed bugs and crotch critters, and I am sure some patchy dandruff.
Eeebil, he has lice. He has lice.
And LMFPO at "secret toilet baby of Ann Romano and Schneider". I fucking adore MK.
Yes! Ginger buffoonery!! I so needed that. Thanks MK!!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 9:22pm.
Ewww, another one who tapped Blohole?! Well we can add crabs to the flea mix too.
Loved reading this- thanks, MK. Lots of great imagery.
Secret toilet baby of A.R. and Schneider- perfect!
EC -- he probably does have fleas. Wasn't there a story shortly after his Olympics win that he hooked up with Blohan? If he did, he probably has several STDs, too.
He should be thankful he only got one black eye. I hate people who fail to appreciate how lucky they are.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I know Hockeyfan! I am with you. But what has my husband all twisted up is that we paid for this seasons seats so now the front office is acting wierd. Like they are acting like the whole season is shot - the whole season so they want to keep the money for 13/14...how about use the money when there is a fucken game!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 8:09pm.
Olympic gold medal-winning snowboarder
Even the curling team has more credibility.
^^^^^^^^
i actually love curling.
but yes, the first four words were ok--the last, not so much.
GG, I'm FURIOUS. I mean, I'm on the players' side and all, but DAMN, Ya'll already make a shit ton of money, to play a little kid's game!! Comeon, why punish the fans for that?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 7:31pm.
He looks like he has fleas.
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@HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HILARIOUS.
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Two words: bath salts
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 8:09pm.
Olympic gold medal-winning snowboarder
Even the curling team has more credibility.
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Lol.
This is actually the second time he's done this. The entire hotel had to evacuated at 2AM because he thought it would be hilaaaarious to pull the fire alarms. I'm sure lots of parents were amused by his dickhead antics.
"GINGER BUFFOONERY!"
I think I found a new signature.
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Shaun tussle with a floor lamp. Yes, the floor lamp probably won that fight, but I'm sure Shaun got in at least one slap to the shade."
LOL; all I keep envisioning is the shade top bobbling, but holding its own, after Shaun slaps it. Does anyone else literally picture the shit MK writes?? I do; it warrants quite a few "she needs a 5150 stat" looks.
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Now this Ginge Olympian is misbehaving? What on earth is going on with him?????
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Olympic gold medal-winning snowboarder
Even the curling team has more credibility.
The difference is Shaun is in his twenties and Sheen is a grown ass man. Not defending Shaun for being a self absorbed ass, just sayin'.
GG-- WTF about the NHL lockout??? I'm frickin' PISSED.
Why. Waste. Time.
He's a stoner, just like Phelps and Lochte and all the rest of these tools who "can't handle fame." Waaah, waaahh, waaaaah.
Dicktool.
Yuck....didn't Hohan chase him around last Olympics? Match made in heaven.
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"Bitch got taken down by a fence! "
Pffffftlololol!
....and we have a mugshot!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/17/shaun-white-mug-shot-black-eye-arrest/
Yes, "injured himself". Heh heh heh..looks like he cold-cocked himself square in the left eye.
I see a similar situation happening in Ryan Lochte's future.
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Douchechill!
According to police, the alleged victim says he chased after White ... and collided with the snowboarder .... causing White to fall backwards and slam his head against a fence.
Yyyyeee...eesss, that's exactly how it happened.
Whether the victim popped him or not, dickhead got what he deserved.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Is that get up for real? Did he lose a bet?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He annoys me.
He looks like he has fleas.