FREE MERCY!!!!
Kim Kardashian likes her dicks black, but unfortunately for this kitten, she likes her pussies white.
Kim must've gotten bored with using her own pussy to get attention, because while filming Khloe & Kim Take Miami, she used another pussy to get extra attention from the cameras. Kim has a new accessory that she named "Mercy" after one of Kanye West's songs and she carried it around all weekend. Where was the ASPCA, PETA and Jackson Galaxy when a tortured kitten needed them most, because this is obvious pussy abuse.
Imagine you're an innocent kitten who has found itself trapped in the arms of a beast with an ass that looks like two overfed and snarling pit bulls waiting to attack. The kitten knows that the beast is trying to trick it by wearing a plastic cat mask that sort of looks like its mommy's face. It cannot be tricked. Never mind that when the poor kitty looks to the right, it sees a bigger beast who looks like an overgrown ALF in a weave. And ALF eats cats. NOOOOOOO.
Webster's needs to update its español edition by putting this picture directly under the definition of ayúdame:
Although, the name "Mercy" is pretty fitting, because this traumatized pussy's constant internal monologue is this: "Please GOD have mercy on my innocent soul!"
As you say a prayer for this poor kitten, I'll say a prayer that when Mercy realizes that God gave her claws to scratch at her torturer's face, the cameras are there.
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I HATE HER!!!
GODDAMMIT!
If she wanted a Persian cat, there are plenty of them waiting to be adopted in shelters. I should know -- I work with cat rescues! And I have two pure-bred Himalayans (because I <3 Himalayans) and they're both rescue because their worthless-ass owners dumped them at a shelter.
Fuck this trashy bitch.
I like Khloe's jacket but whatever is going on on the bottom half...is a no. I have pretty much the same body (tall, bootlicious) but that shit looks cray.
As for Kim...WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING?? Every piece of that outfit is hideous (maybe not the pants, for lounging) and altogether looks gross. That top. What is that? It looks like something for 1982 bought from Goodwill. Hate.
Poor little pussy. Only a famewhore would carry a cat around in public. It's a fucking cat. They hate that shit. Just because Choupette is popular doesn't mean Budget Kim's pet will be too.
Lucifer -- hey, babe!
I want that cat!!! It's so cute, poor Mercy! I think Choupette & I need to go on a road trip and rescue Mercy.
I love that she named her kitten after a song about a girl with a big ass who tries to give a handy to some guy other than her boyfriend in a car. LOL do we think that's what broke her and Frankenstein up?
Little kitteh is adorable.
And I remember Kim wearing those hideous shoes before, they're designed by Kanye. Her face looks different, hmmm...
The poor animal looks so miserable (that cat, I mean!).
What is wrong with this trick? Where did she get that outfit? I never quite realized how hippy she really is. I am the last person to insult any type of physical flaw on another person, but I just cannot avoid that.
So deluded.
I am disturbed by the fact that Khloe looks better. That is just a sad day when your yetti of a sister looks better.
Meh, it'll be a cat soon enough and then it can wander around her giant house. There are tons of people who live in apartments alone and work all day and have cats, at least this one will have a few maids come by to pet it.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 2:27pm.
That's got to be piss in that Starbucks cup; Kanye isn't around and she can't go a day without her dose of it.
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LMAO!!!
She probably keeps some piss in the freezer just in case.
She was torturing that poor kitten all weekend, dragging it about, the dumb bitch that she is.
Are those fugly shoes from the Kanye Kollection?
CHOUPETTE, Mercy needs your help!
Word on some of the fashion weeks sites that Kayne's Bodyguards just about manhandled people out of the way for those two scumbags to get to their seat for the shows.
Mercy looks into it. She's gonna call out Choupette on twitter tonight!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I don't even like cats and my cold black heart pities this kitty.
And bwahahahahahahaha - Khloe looks thinner than Kim.
I hate that damn Mercy song almost as much as I do the Human Latrine.
Animal abuse indeed. Poor kitteh doesn't need skankho germs on her.
This is the same bitch who once held a cat by just the fur on it's neck for a twitter picture.
looks like she snipped off some of that poor little Mercy to make those fugly shoes!
How does Kloe end up looking like the hot sister? The fuck is Kim wearing? Bitch must have pissed her pants and had to borrow some from a photog.
Kanye being with her has finally convinced me that he is gay. I guess we all knew it. Pretty sure Jay Z is his main squeeze. Bey is the official professional beard. After hearing Kanye support Two Chains, then hearing Mr. Chains' shitty ass album, I'm pretty sure he's screwing him, too.
Love will make you support some bullshit.
I'm seriously hoping Kanye is trying to ruin Kim by making her look like a dumb ass. Maybe he'll make a song about that shit.
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Love the Moms in your life. It would suck with out them.
This is not gonna last.
I'm sure this is the result of several PR meetings. I hope that cat hates her as much as I do, and that it shreds her ugly clothing and craps on her bed and spits hairballs in her ugly shoes and sheds all over her stuff and is a general cunt to her.
Because we all know how cats can be...
This deluded cunt actually looks in the mirror and sees someone who weighs 90lbs. That's the only explanation I can come up with for why she dresses in the shitty way she does, besides, of course, that she is a brain-dead fool with tacky dress "sense".
Your definition of AYUDAME is purrrrfect.
How dare that bitch torture that kitten !!
There´s no god.
That tight shot of her bottom lip...another implant maybe? It's so round.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
That's got to be piss in that Starbucks cup; Kanye isn't around and she can't go a day without her dose of it.
Webster's needs to update its español edition by putting this picture directly under the definition of ayúdame:
LMAO, MK!
Cute Kitteh! I'm sure it's some designer kitty she paid $10k for all while there are so many kittens waiting to be adopted. Poor kitteh :(
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Bitch is getting wide and what the fuck is she wearing?
I can't even comment about the cat, because it's just too sad. But WTF is she wearing?? I just can't with that outfit...too tight peplum top, paired with too tight cargo pants & the ugliest shoes I've ever seen. Kanye's "stylists" he hired for her are terrible.
Oh, and she looks huuuuuuge in those pants. As bad a choice as becoming a kitty mommy (for as long as the cameras are on her).
NICE BIB KIM. Poor kitten, if it touches her face it will never get all of that makeup out of its fur. :(
Can she not hold anything near her mouth without looking like she's trying to suck it?
that bitch could show mercy by adopting rather than buying a (must be $1000.00 min. purebred) kitten.
I saw this trash show a few times and in one of them her younger sisters bought a purebred dog at Posh Pets or some similar ''high class'' pet store for rich snobs. Nothing they do is any good. Exploiting children as well for their clothing lines, then pretending they had no idea.
Its a cat. When it gets old enough for revenge it will shred her favorite things and piss all over her bed. Can we talk about how Kanye's game of "Clown The Fuck Out Of The Kim Kardashian" is working out fabulously for him? He's limited her wardrobe to black, white, and beige and he's got her wearing ill-fitting elastic waist pants as a fashion statement.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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MK ha! Pussy abuse fo sho poor kitty:(
As soon as that cat claws her, it'll be gone.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
#8 would have been a good time for kitty to go pee.
Dont worry folks...as soon as the paps are gone she's going to loose interest in this poor creature and it'll be able to scramble for FREEDOM!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
A big disgusting Fat worthless whore who has zero talent. When will she just go away.
Ahhh, what a cute kitty. You know KK is going to have her declawed. You just know it.
THIS BITCH.
1. she doesn't know how to hold a kitten.
2. i bet the poor thing needs to pee.
3. she probably thinks it's a toy.
4. i hope the white fur gets all over her clothes, car, handbag, shoes, hair, face, etc.
5. burn in hell
She better taking care of that gorgeous cat or I will fucking go to LA and take care of her fucking fat ass, that stupid bitch; I swear, I'd cut her. I also wonder if she's trying to curry favor with Kunty Karl by getting a cat that looks like a 2.0 of Choupette.
I'd call her out for not adopting a rescue, but hell those poor cats have suffered enough. I sincerely hope this poor creature lasts longer than Paris's chihuahuas.
What a pretty kitteh!! Thumb #10.
Thumb #9 it's trying to get away! lolz
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Run, Mercy! Run and be free!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I bet this kitten is already hoping it's on it's 9th life
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#12 OMG POOR KITTY SHE IS GOING TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF THAT COTTON CANDY FLUFFY KITTY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.