Mimi And Nicki Minaj Are Already Scratching At Each Other
No, this isn't a still from The Wuzzles reunion special. This is Mimi, Keith Urban, Ryan Seacrest, Nicki Minaj and Randy Jackson on the first day of filming American Idol season 3,987 in NYC over the weekend. FOX confirmed Nicki and Keith as judges and shrugged their shoulders in a "sure, why not?" kind of way when Randy Jackson sneakily rolled in on his own chair and pushed himself into this picture, because what else is he going to do?
TMZ says that a quick second into judging, it became clear that Mimi hates Nicki and Nicki hates Mimi. When the producers told Mimi a while ago that they were adding a screaming acid wig with butt implants to the judges table, she hung up the phone on their faces. So it's no surprise that several times when Nicki opened up her raver hyena mouth to judge one of the contestants, Mimi tried to shut her talk hole up by loudly talking over her. Proving that it's not easy to shut up a screeching trick who sounds like a chipmunk getting strangled during a seizure, Nicki drowned Mimi out by talking louder. During Mimi and Nick's diva bitch off, Keith Urban quietly cut off his luscious hair and calmly braided it into a long noose so he could hang himself from the boom mic.
Mimi and Nicki need to get over themselves, because neither of them is the true diva bitch of that set. Wait until they witness the dramatic cunt queen hissy fit Ryan Gaycrest will have when he walks into his dressing room and catches Keith Urban playing with his favorite highlighting cap.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:38pm.
Idol died after Paula left IMO. I still watched it but it wasn't the same at all.
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You're damn right she killed idol!
She does know what the fuck she is talking about when sober and has proven Simon wrong on multiple occasions.
That being said she is a pill junkie... and is wildly "out of it" sometimes.
Idol died after Paula left IMO. I still watched it but it wasn't the same at all.
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I only watch AI for auditions but I actually didn't watch this season. I might watch next season just to see wha the judges are like.
The X Factor disappointed me in it's first season. I don't wanna see people make fools of themselves anymore (one reason why I haven't been into AI in recent seasons and skipped it all together this year). I like that there is no age cut-off but I wish they didn't let anyone under 16 audition (The little 12 tear girl annoyed me so much last year).
But most importantly, I have no interest in seeing Simon being a softy.
I like the voice. The singers have differen levels of talent. Sometimes, I wish their standards were higher but I prefer it to the other shows. At least no one leaves the show humiliated or visibly angry.
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Submitted by CashewTime on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 5:53pm.
That Britney show will beat this. Cowell got out just in time.
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Actually X-Factor is BOMBING. They paid Shitney 15 million to help save the show and it's doing worse then it was last year and "The Christina show" is slaughtering it in the ratings.
Simon made a huge mistake by turning down 100 million for a single season of American Idol so that he could launch the X-Factor which by all accounts is a huge failure and likely to be cancelled after Shitney bankrupted it this year.
THIS is the Caliber of talent American Idol is looking for this year LMAO. I mean... Ive seen some reeeal humdinger tiddly topppers in my 30+ yrs in showbiz , but this trick takes the effin cake.. WTF? WHO? HOW? WHY? So many questions!!
Ive seen drag queens in a complete drugs and booze blackout lip-sync better than this trick.
Mariah Carey has the right to be GD Furious to have to share the judges table with this little no talent day glow gnome.
I mean, Ms. Minaj, feel free to stupify the audience in the B & C level events , flap your arms like a captured duck and dance around like a hillbilly trying to extinguish a campfire until you figure your shit out , but a judge on AI ? Seriously.. NO WAY.
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Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Can this entire piece of shit show just fucking die already? Please.
there was a time when i thought the first audition shows were pretty fucking hilarious and i'd watch them. now i dont even want to think about it. what kind of fucking hell is this. i wouldn't want to be in the same room with any of these people. what the fuck is randy still doing there? dawg you need the money or something? keith urban? barf.
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I have never watched AI. Now I'm going to have to give it a look since I love Keith Urban. I'm not a fan of Mimi but she does have talent. WTF were they thinking by hiring Nicki Minaj? She doesn't have even a thimble full of talent. She can't sing. All she does is wear stupid tacky clothes and goofy wigs. She remind a lot of Lady CaCa.no talent except for being a huge ass fame whore.
I'm sorry....but Nicki has no business being on that show. She is not talented like Mariah is. She has been in the business for a long time and earned her way to diva-ness. Nicki is a joke. Ridiculous.
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Ugh I was excited when Mariah was chosen and jlo and her nice girl fakery went away, but these other two pieces of trash? Hell no. That Britney show will beat this. Cowell got out just in time.
I hope Nicki is going to stick to critiquing stage presence and overall performance and let Mariah & Keith judge the singing. This is what you get when you wait til the last moment to hire people...
What a train wreck. Will not watch. I HATE that Icki Fromage and her stupid silly string hair. Talentless hack from hell
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I'm sure Keith will handle this easily. He is married to a neurotic image obsessed diva so this is a piece of cake.
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Although I'd be a bit interested to watch the bitch cat fight that will no doubt ensue, I won't watch a show that has a judge on it that isn't qualified to judge the talent. They made a mistake with Nicki Minaj in my opinion. Last season of the show, huh AI?
I haven't watched this show for years.
Had it been just Mimi, I would have been game, but Minaj bitch doesn't seal the deal for me.
Yes, Mimi is a diva..but she has been cranking out the hits for 20 plus years and had the chops when we had real music. It soon died and became a conglomerate of talentless fame whores.
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Nicki. a judge in a singing contest. WTF?!
On the left they are all sitting close to each other then notice the gap between Mimi and the rest of them. She is a bitchy diva but at least she has real talent. I can't believe they have Nicki there, she is a clown.
This clip of Nicki on the Today Show will have you dying. http://youtu.be/Tax7eMTh3Gw
At least Mimi has an impressive set of pipes on her, making her a good pick for the show...but MINAJ???? Just....no.....
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The both of them an claw each others eyes out for all I care... I won't watch...
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They're in your Boo's old studio there, MK. Time-Warner Columbus Circle.
Seriously? Stinki Minaj. I predict the first couple shows will improve in ratings (out of curiosity) and then an huge nose dive back to hell throughout the rest of the season. That show was over when Simon left (Probably why he left). Moving on.....
I NEVAH thought I'd EVAH say this but...TEAM MIMI! WTF is a Nikki Minaj anyway?
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Does Idol even allow rappers in the competition? Nikki can't sing and now she's going to judge others?
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team mimi, 1000 percent. but this show jumped the shark when paula and simon split/
I don't even get what Nicki Minaj would be doing on a TALENT show. Love Keith. He's a sweetheart.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 3:03pm.
A.I. seemed to be going in the right direction by putting Mimi on the panel (she IS a real singer, songwriter, producer with incredible success) but tanked when they hired Minaj. What a terrible joke. If you watch shows like this, you'll have to suffer through Minaj's never-ending, desperate attempts at getting attention.
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This. You mean to tell me there were NO legit artists out there they could've tapped?
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Team Mariah. Give her hell, Mimi.
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Hey, Keith! Larry Birkhead called... He wants his hairstyle back.
Glad I don't watch TV and can't listen to music.
Nicki always looks like she's got a damn AstroPop on her head.
mmmmm, I miss AstroPops.
Edited for grammar/spelling ugh
A.I. seemed to be going in the right direction by putting Mimi on the panel (she IS a real singer, songwriter, producer with incredible success) but tanked when they hired Minaj. What a terrible joke. If you watch shows like this, you'll have to suffer through Minaj's never-ending, desperate attempts at getting attention.
Too bad MiMi didn't read the fine print. There would be exceptions as there always are on my contracts which state I have the right to approve what other artists are shown in conjunction with my presentation. Time to get the lawyers out and get out of this mess Mimi. Whether you are a fan of Mimi (I am not) she is actually an artist. Nikki is just an attention ho with nothing to offer but a booty full of Charmin which might I add she removed to be on IDOL.
Submitted by 68Special on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 2:51pm.
TCB! Even this good ole' southern boy is goin cast my ballot for Mr. Romney, LOL!
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TCB! Even this good ole' southern boy is goin cast my ballot for Mr. Romney, LOL!
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Hi Foxy & Twatty!!!!
I like K. Urban too---he does have bad hair.
Thin I think.
Hey pushy broad, estee!!!
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 2:33pm.
((((hugs)))) Hi Pushy!
what up there, Twatty (and everyone)!
agree that damn dirty Aussie-Kiwi hippie Urban needs to get his lacking-in-volume hair cut. [kidding, i actually like him]
maybe go back to this cut:
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Hi EvilC Just wanted to say that:)
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They're trying to class it up with Mariah (who will always be A list in my book) and Keith Urban (who married an A lister) but it only cheapens Mariah and Keith.
*sigh*
Since I refuse to post in a Kuntrashian thread I'm stuck here, or with Lilo's drunken ass.
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What a freak show. Randy Jackson should have salvaged his last particle of self-respect and quit.
The only bit of sanity coming out of this compost pile is that Minaj had a moment of clarity and recognized that Mitt Romney is the man.
Stew - he's waiting for today's OP, which has yet to be posted.
Where is the open post Jack wrote of? Is there another forum? (not wanting to miss wedding story)
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 2:00pm.
*waves*
Why is Minaj always wearing Muppet wigs?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 2:00pm.
Lucifer, EC, Foxxy -- hey, babes!!! <3
I'd like to see Keith Urban with a new 'do,
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 2:01pm and still I laugh everytime at this running joke. Thanks for the laugh on a dull Monday am.
re: AI I just cannot with either of these broads. Mimi has at least earned her divaship.
The other one, I cannot see where the "talent" is. They probably think she'll pull in a younger crowd. Not watching.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 1:22pm
i hope Urban has immense upper body strength because his arms are going to have to be like the jaws of life to separate those two big ho's when they jump across him at that table, lmao!!
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Um this IS Kieth Urban we're talking about, he couldn't hold back a wet fart.
Them bitches is gonna be hair pullin bald by the end of the first day.
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