Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Kate In The Solomon Islands
Prince William and Duchess Kate continued the Southeast Asia vacation they're trying to pass off as work today by visiting the Soloman Islands. I know they're calling it a Diamond Jubilee Tour, but if it looks like a duck wearing vacation clothes, eating delicious locals foods and posing for a lot of pictures, it's called a duck on a damn vacation! The last time I had a beautiful necklace of flowers around my neck, I was in Hawaii ON VACATION. But you know, they've both earned it, because being a professional royal hand shaker is hard work. ("But Michael, all they've been doing in Asia is shaking hands." - you "Good point. I sit corrected." - me)
And you know, it was really nice of the local women to make Kate feel at home by taking their tops off.