Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Kate In The Solomon Islands
Prince William and Duchess Kate continued the Southeast Asia vacation they're trying to pass off as work today by visiting the Soloman Islands. I know they're calling it a Diamond Jubilee Tour, but if it looks like a duck wearing vacation clothes, eating delicious locals foods and posing for a lot of pictures, it's called a duck on a damn vacation! The last time I had a beautiful necklace of flowers around my neck, I was in Hawaii ON VACATION. But you know, they've both earned it, because being a professional royal hand shaker is hard work. ("But Michael, all they've been doing in Asia is shaking hands." - you "Good point. I sit corrected." - me)
And you know, it was really nice of the local women to make Kate feel at home by taking their tops off.
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Oh FFS!!!
White Oprah on Dr. Phil
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The end was pathetic! Dr Phil telling her she's a good mom and that she loves all four of her kids and that he KNOWS she's take a bullet for everyone of them.
WO loving every minute of it.
Pathetic!
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Picking Dina Lohan apart is like shooting fish in a barrel. I mean, she's already WHACKED out of her grifting mind! My 7 year old nephew could make her look bad.
Michael Lohan acted like he was owning up to stuff, but he's as full of merde as his ex.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I HATE it when these 2 make me feel a smidge of sympathy for Lindsay
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Well I think if Jack wants to be single then ok but she shouldnt be putting Brides on the table (he's mentioned that before).
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by guest on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:33pm.
Mike what did you drive back in yer day sonny? lolz
My first car was a Nissan 240SX -black.
My second car (and my all-time favorite) was an Acura Integra hatchback.
Ok, I obviously have missed something since last week.
Deb - did you make a final decision?
I'm sorry. I don't come here nights and weekends and I hardly ever read back through old threads unless there is something juicy and I've been told I HAVE TO.
*give you hanky*
Now this is how you do bare tittys!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG...I know he seems adamant about his singleness. ;)
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
oh I get it, Kate going topless was Kate learning how not to insult other nations. ;>
*telling Mr. Soul Dlist is not a porn site, not like HIS porn sites.gaaaa*
sloooooow Monday
thinking about the Mommas and the Poppas...
first car a 1965 red Renault =)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/90999723_8e946d9250.jpg
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Thomas: Don't let's spoil everything, we've only just met.
ty- *iconzicons*
EC, roger that!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I have the west coast feed - does it get wierd?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WO only been on 5 minutes and she is alreay acting loopy.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Heroric cupcake - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe I'm going to type these words...
TEAM DR. PHIL!!!!!!!!!!
*bursts into flames*
hahahahahaha!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Mike what did you drive back in yer day sonny? lolz
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:30pm.
Hey EC! I'm ok. One minute at a time. How are you?
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I'm good, thanks for asking.
I totally subscribe to the one minute, hour, day at a time theory. It makes life a bit easier.
mike - did you have a muscle car or two as a youngin'?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@ Bendy
Thank you so much, your words really touched me. ♥ It is indeed 80% discipline, 20% talent/creativity as I've found. I'll be sure to deliver a copy to you, and if you like the recommendations I made you'll probably like my work too. :)
Guest, Jack gave her the score up front. You know she's playing that game were she THINKS she can get him to change her mind cos they have been together for almost a year and they get on so well. Some women just dont get it - some men dont want to be married.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hey EC! I'm ok. One minute at a time. How are you?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
His secret daughter is on - she's about Ali's age and IS his daughter, she is the image of him around the eyes.
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I meant don't give her the sads @ a wedding. ;p We'll see who wins this little war between you two. *blinks*
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
DR PHIL IS ON!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
ok, gotta run... I have to go work on my car (NO CLUE WHAT I'M DOING!!). I was told HOW to do it... you have no idea how bad I can fuck up mechanical stuff... build you a house, no problem... work on an engine - you're(me) fucked!!
AMF
I love Lindsay and her mom's creative and colorful (translation: completely fucking out of context) use of words.
Ohhhh, are we talking about old cars we've had?!?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:14pm.
Yeah, it's the fault of the person who asked you in front of her.
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How rude! It put you both on the spot. But as has been said, you were honest. A person can't ask for more than that. And hey, you got laid! You are doing something right! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:18pm.
Hi Deb! How are you doing today?
I'm loving how Dr Phil keeps confronting her on grasping for words that are beyond her scope and vocabulary and misusing them! She referred to the 80s as a time when "cellphones weren't, so, you know, inept."
HAHHHAAAAHAHLOLOLLO
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
The woman placed her hands on Kate's shoulders and said, "White woman, your shoes are UGLY"
LEAVE THE FRIDGE ALONEEEEEE!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whamo...what year did you graduate hs?
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by guest on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:21pm.
Don't make her cry @ a wedding > Jack!
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Oh please... I was in tears before she was (watching friend come down aisle).
IrishF - IDK, you're probably right... although, she was married for 17yrs and already has 2 kids... so who knows.
MJT - I lol'd at lil g cuz when I told her the story she said "WTF, she knows you're an asshole... what she expect?" blunt honesty = asshole to her.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:16pm.
Bendy - I'm all about some honesty... I'd rather hurt your feelings than lie to you.
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Lies are far more damaging than brutal honesty is. I would rather be told the truth and not live a lie.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:19pm.
Dina(pointing from her eyes to his eyes and back and forth): You're from Texas! Right? Texas!
Keeps pointing to both their eyes (like, they're in a special club)
Dr. Phil:
Yes, I am from Texas.
Dina: You're from Texas. Come on. Texas, right? Let's roll. Go! Give me your mindset.
Huge wink at Dr. Phil.
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WOW.
Wonder if she'll enter rehab to save face after this?
MJT - exactly! the person that said that to us is a very, VERY good friend of mine and totally knew better. I told her later she was a jackass for asking that shit, putting me on the spot and making her feel uncomfortable. Oh well.
But you're right, and I think gf even said it too (idk I had been drinking), it was the fact that she did not need to be reminded of it...
Does this mean William now has a Cargo Cult of his own?
Jack, you are honest and that's a good thing.
That's why I never dated divorced guys. Many were NIX NAY TO MARRIGE - AY! and I wanted to marry somewhere in my 30s and have nippers.
But I suspect your GF will never let go hope that you will marry her. Hmmm?
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Don't make her cry @ a wedding > Jack!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Dina(pointing from her eyes to his eyes and back and forth): You're from Texas! Right? Texas!
Keeps pointing to both their eyes (like, they're in a special club)
Dr. Phil:
Yes, I am from Texas.
Dina: You're from Texas. Come on. Texas, right? Let's roll. Go! Give me your mindset.
Huge wink at Dr. Phil.
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Hey Jack - the fridge was still there in the morning right?
Hekki - Mazel tov! Have fun!
Whamo - thanks for the cruise down memory lane! I used to haul ass in a '68 Chevy Malibu with a 327 and a 4 barrel, with inverted air filter for that sweet "WHOOOMBAH!" sound.
I also used to hang out for hours playing pinball. I keep thinking there was a "Happy Days" themed one that I loved. I think this is it.
http://user.xmission.com/~daina/images/8ball.jpg
And when it comes to chocolate cake snacks, for me, there's nothing like TastyKake Kandy Kakes (esp. peanut butter!).
http://www.tastykake.com/products/kandykakes
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by guest on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:11pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:00pm.
My first car was a cutlass supreme! LOL It was copper with a brown top & brown leather interior.
My aunt had a duster
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Right on! My brother had the 75 Duster
Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:15pm.
@ME The apple didn't even fall off the fucking tree in this case. They live and breathe each others' crazy.
If anything, Linds appears to be higher functioning than her mom
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however THAT is possible.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:14pm.
Yeah, it's the fault of the person who asked you in front of her. Of course she knows you don't want to get married but she also doesn't want to be reminded it of it - especially at a wedding. Even if she was okay with knowing you didnt' want to, I can still understand how her feelings could get hurt. I hate when people ask that question - it's so rude.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
> guest - shut it!! :P
Bendy - I'm all about some honesty... I'd rather hurt your feelings than lie to you.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:11pm.
"That turn ya on? Well it shouldn't. Cause that's MYYYY side boob"
LOL~! I love that episode. Hopefully that's what you are referencing - otherwise I look crazy :)
Yep, that's what I'm referencing.
Cuppy - buhlee dat!!
Jack that was mean!!!!!! Honest but still.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
@ME The apple didn't even fall off the fucking tree in this case. They live and breathe each others' crazy.
If anything, Linds appears to be higher functioning than her mom.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 6:09pm
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Jack, good for you. As long as you let her know how you feel, she can't say any different. I have mad respect for you in not playing any games.