Tuesday, September 18th 2012

Birthday Sluts

James Marsden (39)
Patrick Schwarzenegger (19)
Keeley Hazell (26)
Alison Lohman (33)
Sara Haines (35)
Jason Sudeikis (37)
Xzibit (38)
Ami Onuki (39)
Lance Armstrong (41)
Jada Pinkett Smith (41)
Aisha Tyler (42)
Tara Fitzgerald (45)
Ricky Bell (45)
Holly Robinson Peete (48)
Joanne Catherall (50)
James Gandolfini (51)
Lori and George Schappell (51)
Anna Deavere Smith (62)
Satan's Angel (68)
Frankie Avalon (73)
Fred Willard (79)
Robert Blake (79)

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RandéSleepover's picture

I would have guessed Frankie Avalon was 103. Trivia: The mermaid Lorelei in Beach Blanket Bingo (filmed on a chilly day at Paradise Cove) later found moderate success as Judy on Lost In Space.

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PTRemedie's picture

Oh shit! It's Cyclops! Love this guy, not just a pretty face, IMHO.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

submitted by Bree on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 10:45am.
Keeley Hazell is known well enough to get a birthday shoutout? Is she famous for anything other than being a page 3 girl?

Yes, being a whore too.

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:38am.
Damn, a lot of people be busy getting down and making babies in January.
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You mean December. It's the holidays and all the drinking.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 11:57am.
jason sudeikis... "oh hells no, liz lemon's boyfriend for 2 episodes.. you need go back to the back of the line"

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Oh hells YES LOOPY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And HB James (take it off!), Aisha and the other birthday sluts today! ;)

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cocoebert's picture

Hottie.

Foxxy Brown's picture

Dear Xhibit, Happy Birthday and oh please, baby, please my ride definitely needs some pimpin'

HB Marsden, Fred Willard, Frankie Avalon [Mickey Avalon is more my style but Frankie was THE MAN in his day], Holly Robinson Peete, Marsden, Aisha Tyler, Marsden, Ricky Bell ["ronny, bobby, ricky and mike? if i love the girl who cares who you like?! cool it now-ow. ooooh, don't stop..."]

and Marsden.

and a special HB to Jason Sudaikis, who sadly had to endure the jellus hatin' of a foreign tourist while he was simply trying to rest his hardworking celebrity ass in a Broadway seat. smh. [goes to look up US-Australia tourism and immigration policies so NYC will be ready for Loopy's crap next time...]

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

RichBitch's picture

yeah, but you would right Loopy?

loopygorilla's picture

jason sudeikis thinks he is the shit, i was in the queue once at broadway for a show and he tried to push the line, and i was like "oh hells no, liz lemon's boyfriend for 2 episodes.. you need go back to the back of the line"

Gardening Girl's picture

HB to James Marsden.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 11:14am.

Ophelias evil twin -- you're right about Alison; she was really good in "White Oleander." And Michelle Pfeiffer was pretty much pure evil in that movie. What a toxic mother she was.

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omg Yes she was. Also worth noting: Robin Wright as the born again alcoholic trailer trash foster mom.

RandéSleepover's picture

Loved Alison Lohman in Matchstick Men (an underrated movie that allowed free rein to Cage's many tics).

Tug one for me, Fred Willard.

tojo's picture

Haha snowy lmao@ George driving!

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Twat Muffin's picture

Wow, James Gandolfini is only 51? I thought he was at least in his mid 50's. AnyHOO, HB James!

James Marsden is such a toothy fuck; I can't with a guy who has that many teeth in his mouth.

Ophelias evil twin -- you're right about Alison; she was really good in "White Oleander." And Michelle Pfeiffer was pretty much pure evil in that movie. What a toxic mother she was.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 10:42am.
Alison Lohman (33)
LOLOL I thought it was the Curious Case for a sec...

the age was a dead giveaway Snowy. Buttons is much much older than that.. ; )

Alison was in a fantastic movie called White Oleander with Michelle Pfeiffer.

BangoSkank's picture

Fucking Sudeikis, that clown.

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SANS FARDS's picture

HB James Gandolfini...a fantastic actor on TV's best show.

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WALKING DEAD Season 3 premiere: October 14, 2012

Nanners's picture

Happy birthday to that smug bitch Jada.

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

snowpiece's picture

Lori and George Schappell OMG, IWFD!

Lori has had several boyfriends and was engaged to be married, but lost her partner in a motor accident.[1]

now that sucks! I hope George wasn't driving!

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Bree's picture

Keeley Hazell is known well enough to get a birthday shoutout? Is she famous for anything other than being a page 3 girl?

snowpiece's picture

Alison Lohman (33)
LOLOL I thought it was the Curious Case for a sec...

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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake

Vkn1981's picture

Happy birthday Cyclops!!!!

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Blerg!!

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Submitted by seejaneclick on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 10:10am.

WTF with Lori and George Schappel MK? How the hell do find these people? Omg
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Thank you for making me google that!! uhg!

seejaneclick's picture

WTF with Lori and George Schappel MK? How the hell do find these people? Omg!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

HBD, Xzibit... roll dat weed UP!

♪But homie ain't nuttin' changed hoes down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the cut, hey n**** roll that weed up
If you watch how I move, you'll mistake me for a player or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I don't walk wit a limp♫

and HBD to Jason Sudeikis, James Gandolfini and girlfromipanema...

How is it possible that Lance Armstrong is only 41? I feel like that dude's been around for a million years.

Sarah Smile

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

James Marsden doesn't appear to be aging. He could easily pass for late 20's.
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Douchechill!

Thamar's picture

Tall and tan and young and lovely...happy birthday as you go walking...girl from ipanema!

Thamar's picture

Spoiled thx for link. Marsden is so handsome but serial cheater and doesn't know his way around a prophylactic. Gorgeous man yes definitely, but an asshole. Who gets pregnant on a one night stand?

MissJaneTexas's picture

YUM. HBD James Marsden. He doesn't need that wedding ring anymore either.

HBD Jason Sudekis, Xzhibit (X!), Frankie Avalon and Fred Willard.

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girlfromipanema's picture

HB to me! And HB to all the hot, funny, and/or talented people on the list!

Haribo's picture

Very long list. Bigbendy is right :)
Happy birthday only to those relevant though!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Whamo's picture

Xzibit....pimp your career

Lance Armstrong...he's a cheater but they ALL are at that level.

Jada Pinkett Smith....Pegs Will nightly

Holly Robinson Peete...oh yes I would

James Gandolfini...one of the BEST characters on one of the BEST TV shows in the history of TV..imo:P

Frankie Avalon...dude rocked it back in the day

Fred Willard...too funny and too great a career to mention it

Robert Blake...too psychotic and one of the truly batshit crazy people in HW, how he lasted this long is beyond me.

Happy Bday Sluts

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:38am.

Damn, a lot of people be busy getting down and making babies in January.

LOL - not alot to do in January!

daisydaisy's picture

Happy Birthday James Gandolfini!! Jada P. Smith is only 41?? Damn!!

Angeluz_4ever's picture

Patrick Schwarzenegger is relevant, really?
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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Yum! He's hot

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Bigbendy's picture

Damn, a lot of people be busy getting down and making babies in January.

TexnDoc's picture

I don't know him but just read he was cast as Charles Manson in his next movie. How they gonna turn that into the Charles Manson I'm thinking of? There must be two.

Spoiled's picture

Happy Birthday Frankie!

ETA: James Marsden dirt:

http://www.celebitchy.com/235394/james_marsden_knocked_up_a_brazilian_mo...