Michael Lohan Says White Oprah Got $50,000 For Being A Mess On Dr. Phil
This is coming from Michael Lohan, so take it with a grain of salt. And yes, that grain of salt is actually coke, so snort it up. At least you're getting something out of this.
So the charbroiled turtle known as Michael Lohan tells Radar that Dr. Phil's show put a total of zero dollars in his hands to talk about what a mess Lindsay Lohan's mom is, and he claims that she was paid $50,000. This does make some sense, because White Oprah was sitting there like a strung out patient rocking back and forth, spewing nonsense and just waiting for the doctor to write her a prescription so she can grab it and run to the pharmacy like it's pay day. Everything about her in that interview said: "I love drugs and I need this check to buy more!" Michael put it like this:
"I got absolutely NOTHING. It’s the first question Dr. Phil asked me but they cut that out. Dina DID get $50,000 and that’s why they were pissed that she didn’t give them the interview they wanted.
[She'll spend it by] having another party. And telling the kids (mostly Lindsay) that she’s broke.”
Bitch, please, like Dr. Phil was pissed. As soon as the interview ended, White Oprah stumbled out of there, crawled down the hallway, found his dressing room and searched his make-up drawers for an empty prescription pad before passing out in a pile of his stache brushes. While she was doing that, Dr. Phil jumped on his chair and wheeeeeeeee-ed his chonies off, because if anybody loves a train falling off the rails and crashing, it's him! Dr. Phil knew that White Oprah falling to the bottom would make his show rise to the top.
If Dr. Phil didn't pay her, he should, because she gave him some Jessica Lange in Blue Sky meets Neely O'Hara. Bitches win Oscars for that shit!
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All the screwed up, crazy as shit , no morals , people make all the friggin money and we normal people struggle. How fucked up is that?
How is it possible Children's Services never took the Lohan children away? Oh yeah, they're white, so druggy parents are cool. Forgot.
news alert - new lilo ARREST!
$50,000 doesn't buy a lot of booze and pills these days...WO will blow through this in about 2 and half days...
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hahaha omg that face. reminds me of:
http://www.stanlaurelandoliverhardy.com/stbio1.jpg
It must be cuckoo kray kray week on Dr. Shill... Robert Blake is his guest tomorrow. They showed a clip of where he lives. Little creatures crawling around and psycho Manson type writing on his walls. I'm definitely watching this.
Not sure what would have made this even partially redeemable-if she had punched him or if he had punched her. Maybe both.
Per Island Girl's: "Scum talking about scum being interviewed by scum.
That about sums it up." I agree, except I'd put it, "Scum talking about scum being interviewed by scum and getting paid more than most people's annual salary to do it."
That about sums it up.
ML is just yapping because he didn't get his cut.
It's about the money. It's always about the money.
Wonder if DL has to pay him spousal support, since she seems to "earn" more than him, and ML's just pissed because he knows that 50G is long gone up DL's nose.
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I'm just glad there's a logical reason as to why Lindsay is the way she is... If that makes it any better...
Dina and Michael Lohan are on my list of reasons why the government should have a say on who can and cannot procreate...
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Does Michael Lohan expect me to believe he was totally not compensated for his appearance? Really.
The thing that made no sense is that they didn't make the whole hour about Dina and Lindsay. They could have done a separate show about Michael and his paternity shit. I mean, if you're going to exploit a teenage girl, let her have the whole hour.
She was definitely on something; either drugged out or drunk. And, is completely delusional; everyone who views that video can plainly see she's under the influence of something, yet she denies everything as usual. No wonder her daughter is a lying, slutty, deceitful, thieving little whore...
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They got nothing out of Dina because Dr. Phil was too busy trying to hear himself talk and berate her he didn't give her a chance!
http://www.theppiclaims.com/
That shit was priceless!
And Dr. Phil is such a piece of shit cunt. Of course she was gonna' act like a cray cray fool. He capitalized on that shit like nobody's business, and still acted all high and mighty throughout the whole thing. She shoulda slapped the fake tan off of his bald mug, or instead fist bumped him hard, straight in the mustache. Sheit.
Oh good! I spend 40 hours a week working with abused, neglected and mentally Ill children yet WO shows up to her one hour commitment this month completely shit housed and makes as much as I do! When the revolution comes I'm gonna wear her weave as a talisman on my belt.
I called it. This shit was more staged and scripted than Kim Turdashian's marriage. Michael is only upset that he didn't get that money.
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Lacie Panties, maybe on Dr. phil's website? I dvrd it today cuz they repeated it on a different channel.
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Thamar, thanks for clearing that up! : )
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Of course they paid her. She wouldn't do that shit for free (Be interviewed, that is- the being fucked up comes included)
Dr Phil was happy to do so, he knew this was ratings gold when he booked her. Everyone knows what a piece of shit this woman is.
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LP I only caught on Phil website. A mash up like you say.
Access Hollywood (thx Foxxy) article The doc says he would provide resources for family to do therapy. Nice for you Fraudster! #getmoneybitch.
"Thamar, step away from the Lohan thread!"
Would some one PLEASE tell me where I can see this thing. All I can find any where is a minute here and 49 seconds there. I get it, that's perfect for a mash up but where it the entire episode. Why is this therapist(??) so ragged out with this woman? You would think her crazy as bat shit behaviour would be what he lives for in the shrink world. Why so aggro with her?
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 10:47pm.
Scum talking about scum being interviewed by scum.
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agreed. I remember when he tried to do this with Britney when she was in the hospital. He wasn't that famous or powerful though, but now we have found his level.
http://popslave.tumblr.com/
Dr. Phil website focus is on domestic abuse and Michael and his issues. Interview with his love child etc. Dina did not dish!
Dr. Fraud's post-debacle comments:
http://www.accesshollywood.com/dr-phil-i-didnt-smell-any-alcohol-on-dina...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Winter, double bird.
Is WO really flipping the bird or did MK take some liberties with the pic and blurred it on purpose?
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This shit family doesn't do anything for free included selling out their own kids. They both got paid.
I would like to tie up and torture Dr. Phil. It would give me great pleasure, but not in a sex-type way.
Well now... 50k should buy a couple of days worth of booze and pills...
Betsey - not sure who JJ Walker is but that sounds cool. And no, your tag isn't offensive. I remember the post and there's a lot of drunk rednecks here lol.
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Did anyone else get the creepy vibe from Dr. Dork...like he really wanted to pound when she said let's pound? I wonder how many blind items he is the object of? I think he is so shady and gross.
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I cannot believe 50+ grown adults act like this. I have friends whose folks are divorced and hate each other, but still never use their kids as pawns.
I bet LiLo had to be the adult in her house from early on. Guess it's why she's acting like such a brat now. She's acting out in ways she couldn't back then.
cmag...wait! Hope my tag isn't offensive! lol It's from a vid MK posted. I don't think Albertans are drunkies. :)
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 11:26pm.
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Had to look that up P.T.! lol... MK would oblige, no doubt. And Gloria was fabulous! ;p
Nice finger Dina.
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cmag, cool! Only been to Alberta once...saw JJ Walker in Edmonton. Dy-no-mite! (It was a weird weekend.)
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Michael Lohan needs to report how much Radar gave him for the scoop. Also, how much did has he been paid for selling out his daughter to the media. That number was reported a few years ago and it was A LOT.
He's a piece of shit like Dina, but he's much better at telling the public what they want to hear. Is he still working on the Michael Lohan Reality TV show?
maybe it is a heebie jeebies about turning 50, but nah, she and Pimp Mamma need to just go take their off spring and kindly fuck off
Truly sickening.
An obscure reference to Neely O'hara--why if I was 'that way', I would kiss that magnificent Mk right on the lips!
This may be less obscure, but to my thinking she was 'ready for my closeup, Mr Demille!'
http://kilburnhall.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/sunset-boulevard_01.jpg
betsey - yeah, proud Albertan lol.
The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
I wonder how much Dr Drew will offer her to do Celebrity Rehab?
cmag, out west...Vancouver and Okanagan, but now north of Toronto. *sigh* I'm digging a tunnel back, tho.
Are you are Canuck?
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These media companies make white oprah look like mother theresa when it comes to self-serving lies.
No, white oprah did not give the interview they paid for, she gave them a $500,000 interview. Few people give a shit what that pretentious lardass dr phil says, but a drunken lohan playing off his horny as hell, but hiding it poker face--now that is what puts asses in the seats, to mix and use a theatre metaphor.
Betseyfan - Lol pretty much. Where are you from?
The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
I watched it and she was truly mesmerizing, like a 22 car pileup in super slow-mo. Michael Lohan looked like a sane, rational, and together person compared to her, which is pretty tragic if you think about it.
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cmag, it was the "eh", eh? ;)
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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 10:55pm.
Silly question but are you Canadian betseyfan?
The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
I remember Daddy Lohan saying at her peak, Lindsay was paid 6 million a film and now isn't offered 600,000. So Mommy Lohan once again acts the loon and doubles down on every perception Hollywood had of the family as scum. That's worth 50,000?
The self-appointed spokesperson for the Lohan family didn't get paid? lmao Still think this was planned, please let there be no reality show in the works...
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