Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 19, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Spangles the Cross-Eyed Kitty!

Thanks to Buzzfeed for pointing me to the Facebook modeling portfolio of the ball of adorable derpness covered in fur that is Spangles. Spangles was born on the Fourth of July (Can I get a woo woo from Yanni Tommy Girl?) and came out of his mommy with his eyes in the cross position. Spangles’ owner writes on her Facebook page that he’s perfectly fine and loves to spend his days playing with their other pets, going for walks with a harness and posing for her camera while wearing some fucked up costumes. So that’s why he’s got level 5 Andy Cohen eyes! Spangles was rolling his eyes inward while wearing a pussy pirate costume and they got stuck.

I love a cross-eyed kitty, because they always look like somebody’s drunk uncle in the middle of failing a sobriety test. And more importantly, where is Spangles’ spokespussy contract with Diet Dr. Thunder?!

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