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Spangles the Cross-Eyed Kitty!

Thanks to Buzzfeed for pointing me to the Facebook modeling portfolio of the ball of adorable derpness covered in fur that is Spangles. Spangles was born on the Fourth of July (Can I get a woo woo from Yanni Tommy Girl?) and came out of his mommy with his eyes in the cross position. Spangles' owner writes on her Facebook page that he's perfectly fine and loves to spend his days playing with their other pets, going for walks with a harness and posing for her camera while wearing some fucked up costumes. So that's why he's got level 5 Andy Cohen eyes! Spangles was rolling his eyes inward while wearing a pussy pirate costume and they got stuck.

I love a cross-eyed kitty, because they always look like somebody's drunk uncle in the middle of failing a sobriety test. And more importantly, where is Spangles' spokespussy contract with Diet Dr. Thunder?!

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 4:17pm.

Aw this cross-eyed kitteh!

I bought a Santa Claus hat for my cats, every single one of them who were forced to wear it gave some serious side eye ...

My uncle trained all of his cats to walk on a leash, you couldn't say the word "walk" around any of them because they'd go sit under the hook where their leashes hung. He said his neighbors couldn't believe it at first when he'd walk by with a cat on a leash. One cat was so smart even if you spelled "walk" he knew what you meant, and would sit by the door waiting to go for a walk.

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:53pm.

Omg yes!! XD

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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:47pm.

Chill out, kitteh is celebrating Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Meow arrrrrr!

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:41pm.

Walking a kitteh is a good idea. The smells and sights, etc., are good stimulation for them. Putting tard outfits on a kitteh? I'm gonna have to report you to Teddy the asshole cat. LOVE THEM ALL. xoxoxo

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:15pm.

Such a darling.
Stop putting those stupid hats on him!! NO cat likes that kind of fuckery.

Submitted by pixxxie on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 3:14pm.

I think the real crime here is how kitty is posed next to some diet thunder.. couldn't we get some coca cola for the photo shoot or was it out of the budget?

Submitted by dorian_graye on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 2:15pm.

Does the ASPCA have an exploitation department? Cuz this shit is a crime against the entire kitty community!!!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 2:09pm.

Awww! he is so cute!

My cat would bite my ass though if I tried to dress her up. Hell no!

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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 2:06pm.

in the one pic with the bunny ears his eyes seem almost normal, I think he is mocking us humans, I think all animals do, they know they are the superior beings and cannot wait to take over this messed up planet, God knows they can do a better job than us two leggeds...catnip for everybody!!! Dog bones...and lets all poop and pee everywhere!!! Long live the four leggeds!!!!

Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 2:02pm.

I am in love...loved cross eyed angels, and cross eyed with the tongue hanging out is to die for!!

Submitted by bookworm on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:51pm.

Submitted by PTRemedie on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 2:49pm.
<------As this picture was being taken her claws were digging into me. I deserved it, i know. But isn't she awesome as a pharoah? BTW, she shredded that costume up & it is now part of her bedding. She went full-Folsom on that shit. Her name is Zuma Dune.
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Lol, too cute. My baby girl (kitty) wouldn't tolerate me putting ANY type of clothing on her. She is very affectionate (always giving me kisses, rubbing her face against mine, etc), but boy can she be feisty! She rules this house with a furry fist.

Submitted by PTRemedie on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 1:19pm.

<------As this picture was being taken her claws were digging into me. I deserved it, i know. But isn't she awesome as a pharoah? BTW, she shredded that costume up & it is now part of her bedding. She went full-Folsom on that shit. Her name is Zuma Dune.

Submitted by bookworm on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 12:34pm.

God, he is so beautiful. What a little sweetheart! I wonder if his eyes could be fixed by a vet?

Submitted by how dare you on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 12:33pm.

Arrr...appropriate, as today be the day to talk like a pirate!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

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Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 12:13pm.

Awww, that poor adorable bastard. *smh* He's a cutie :)

Submitted by KANYESCAPS on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 12:02pm.

I want to hug him!!

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 11:31am.

What a cute kitty! 

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 11:17am.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:30am.

So adorable!

I can't imagine putting a costume on a cat. I tried to put a collar on one of mine when she was a kitten and she acted like I was trying to choke her if I came with in 3 feet of her with it.
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Right? I have tried without any success to put a jester hat and a witch hat on my kittehs. They are not the ones for costumes! And they aren't very cooperative with new collars. Spangles is a doll!

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 11:07am.

OH MY FREAKING GOD HE IS ADORABLE!!!!! I love him!!!! <3

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Submitted by ewlulu on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:25am.

There is an older guy near me who takes his cat on long walks on a leash....and the cat seems to love it. I think he believes he is a dog. They go to the park dogs come running up, the cat doesn't care, and as a bonus it also doesn't smell bums.

BTW, good cat outfit considering it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, you scurvy dogs. Arrr.

Submitted by Roxx on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:06am.

I can't be the only one getting shades of Val Kilmer from this cross-eyed pussy. The real question is: hot 20th Century Kilmer, or gross New Millennium Val?

Submitted by soulks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:06am.

looks like a customer I had yesterday *where do I look, this eye, that eye?* => pretty kitty though ^.^

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:04am.

Cute!

I tried to put a Ms. Claus outfit on Miss Kitty for Christmas one time. I almost lost my life...never again.

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Submitted by heima on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:56am.

Blue-eyed cats are often cross-eyed.
I had one like this once. She was adorable, I miss her. <3

Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:29am.

Wham, in my defense I just copied the pic with no costume....but when looking at them had to check out wth Dr. Thunder is:

A solution of phosphoric acid, 230 g of high fructose corn syrup 110 mg of artificial colorant Red 40, unspecified amount of caffeine.

Mr. Spangles, kitty owner is mind altered!

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:18am.

Great, not only do the other cats laugh at him for his eye condition now they dress him up like a tard and give the other cats even MORE ammo for punkin his poor ass. The owners should be charged with animal cruelty.

Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:03am.

Ha ha TNDOC ...just buy costumes..
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:00am.

So adorable!

I can't imagine putting a costume on a cat. I tried to put a collar on one of mine when she was a kitten and she acted like I was trying to choke her if I came with in 3 feet of her with it.

Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:00am.

LOVE IT IN HERE!

Hello Mr. Spangles!

You goin on the desktop!

Submitted by chaka1 on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:58am.

I
LOVE
THIS
KITTY!!!

So freaking cute!!!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:47am.

Just adorable!!

"Spangles' spokespussy contract with Diet Dr. Thunder?!" - lollol

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:36am.

UBF -- OMG, isn't he? I want him -- so sweet!!!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:27am.

When you stare at someone or something with crossed eyes, you start to feel your eyes are crossing, too.

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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 8:28am.

Submitted by guest on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 9:26am.

We had an Asian neighbor once that tried to walk his cat in a harness every day. It was hysterical!

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I have a Dutch neighbour who has taken to putting a harness on her 24lb FERAL tabby for walks around the yard. I grab a beer, sit on the deck and laaaaaaaaugh.

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