Kristen Stewart's Soul Is Too Creative To Do A Make-Up Campaign
Kristen Stewart is the face of a perfume (that surprisingly isn't made by Hazmat or RAID), has been on the cover of dozens of fashion magazines, made millions of dollars from being the fifth layer of crust on the cultural loogie called Twilight, but yet there's one thing she won't collect a check for and that's a make-up campaign. Every time Kristen Stewart opens her mouth, either Rupert Sanders' tongue goes in or a stream of wet stupid shit comes falling out. This time, KStew spewed up the stupid to Germany's Glamour magazine (via CM & TI) when they asked her about leasing her face out to Balenciega's fragrance. KStew said that she didn't sign her face over to Balenciega because they waved the biggest stack of money at her, she's with them because the brand spoke to her:
"Balenciaga has always stood out to me. Even when I first began to consider fashion and admittedly rarely knew the brand I was wearing, I always knew and loved Balenciaga. It feels full circle to be involved with something that spoke to me then and of course continues to excite me now. The brand is just cool. That's the way it is."
Dear the brand of Balenciaga, the next time you speak to KStew, tell her to bite on a stick of cállate.
And then KStew said something that will make every make-up artist that works on her face scribble "STFU TWAT" on her forehead with a permanent marker:
"I would never work with people who aren't really creative and aren't committed to what they do. Unfortunately, there are a lot of those people out there, they are fucking everywhere, and they try to suck the soul out of you. For example, I would never do a make-up campaign, even though the [final] photos with me would probably look good. Thank you, but it doesn't interest me."
Most of us graduate from that "I'm unique! I'm special! I listen to Morrissey so I know things!" phase when we leave the 7th grade, but KStew refuses to do this. Bitch, you're in Twilight!
KStew never has to worry about someone sucking her soul, because you need a soul in order for a ho to suck it out of you. Trying to suck out KStew's soul is like trying to suck off Shia LaBeouf. There's nothing there to fill your mouth and you just walk away feeling gross on the inside. I'm pretty sure KStew also doesn't have to worry about someone asking her to do a make-up campaign. Unless Phaedra Parks is looking for a walking corpse to be the face of her own brand of mortician's wax, I doubt KStew is going to get a makeup campaign anytime soon.
(Thanks, Cindy Loo Who)
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She's gay isn't she?
That settles it, she is such a dumb ass. lol
She's delusional.
a rectal swap got more personality her.
ima gonna laugh my ass off when she & twithard cast become a bunch of "where are they now" vh1 special.
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Hmm, sounds like a thinly-veiled slam at her costar Charlize Theron, who's done many beauty/makeup/cologne/skin care commercials.
This bland-faced bitch has all the charm of a dried up potato AND looks like one.
I blame you TwiTards for her success. Pukeface.
I love how this bitch thinks she looks good. I think she looked great in the Twilight movies, but outside of those movies she looks like shit. Those makeup artists/costume designers must have been miracle workers. Watching her trying to play dress up is hilarious. She always has this frumpy-dumpy thing going on while on the red carpet. The dresses she picks out are all kinds of wrong to begin with, but they look even worse on her. She looks dirty and uncomfortable. Her hair and makeup don't look good on her skin type and face shape. It all just looks so forced. She does best with the understated look but tries to be over flashy and glamourous.
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
Twat Muffin, you will slay all the other women at your reunion, I just know it! Have fun. I googled the Armani, and it's a lovely pink. Nice choice. Yes, I know the Chanel will be out the first week in October. My wallet is so not ready.
OT: Again, these two will be over after Christmas, mark my words.
I can't even fully express how much I hate (and have hated before the Twatlight crapola) this snivelling, whiny, bitchy, rebel without a cause (and without a clue). I swear just looking at the above pic has made my blood pressure rise lol. Just look at that smirk on that pinched face. I wish she would just retire from the public eye completely.
You know what would be a better spokesmodel than KStew? A plum. Some bathroom tiles. A plastic bag. Not only do these things all LOOK better than her, they also have more personality.
Well, they could have used a better makeup artist on THIS campaign.
It looks like she has eye infections with that red-pink shadow.
She is plain at best. Robert Pattison is hideous. What is the big deal with these two no-talents?
Submitted by daaah on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 12:57pm.
"For example, I would never do a make-up campaign..."
shocking! how dare she! where does she get off not wanting to do a make-up campaign!
dude, you gotta lighten up over this girl. this is hardly breaking news.
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Because it's kind of hilarious to do perfume ads but shit on makeup ads as being soulless.
Ho-Tell -- hey, hon, how are you? Sky Line is a beautiful color -- good for you! I've got to get a pedicure in the next few days -- I'm going to my 30th high school reunion this weekend. I've got to look good, but I'm going to go with a pink Essie color. I just got that Neiman Marcus gift with purchase; got my Cle de Peau concealer & the Armani #507 lipstick. Remember, Chanel holiday is supposed to drop in early October.
Wow, the new eau de terlit worn by Kristen Stewart.
how many weeks are there before the movie premiere?
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Bitch you were in Twilight - funniest line ever. Girl is such a twat.
"I would never work with people who aren't really creative..."
does this mean that she's never watched any of her own Twilight movies?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Way to torpedo your brand.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I know that she's being shifted into adult mode so she's allowed to give her opinion on things, but surely her PR team realizes that she's too stupid for letting off the leash. Things you don't want: A client bragging about how hot she is a couple of months after she's publicly humiliated for humping on the face of a married man. You also don't want a client who insults all the A-listers that shoot commercials overseas for fat checks.
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I hear mindless mumbling about some creativity shit, but who gives a fuck? Please, though, someone get rid of that sobaco (underarm), perfume, and old ciggie smell because that's just nasty.
-Said the world
"For example, I would never do a make-up campaign..."
shocking! how dare she! where does she get off not wanting to do a make-up campaign!
dude, you gotta lighten up over this girl. this is hardly breaking news.
finger nails, dammit.
Picture it: Kspew and Goopy together. The race to see who is more insufferable.
As for her and RPattz being back together, well, they have movie to promote, don't they? They'll be broken up post-Christmas with a statement like, "While the couple has tried to make their relationship work, blah blah blah."
@Twat Muffin, don't know if you're still around, hon, but I wanted you to know that I'm typing with Sky Line on my fingers. xo
Twatty - nope, I haven't tried this one. If it's at Sephora, I'll check it out later today. But yeah, the fact that K-Stew's dour mug is plastered all over the ads will prevent me from buying it!
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Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:54am.
Wait, wait, wait she knows her picture would look good in a makeup campaign...the fuck she thinks she's attractive?!? Hahahaha!!
Hahahaha She thinks she is beautiful and it's above all. She thinks she deserves an Oscar for each Twilight film. You know, keep your mouth open all day deserves an award.
I hate that she is in every magazine and every day gossip sites. She is ugly, unbearable, illiterate and very hypocritical. People have had enough of her bullshit. We want her to go away!
ugh. please just kill it before it breeds...
Hmm, she’s the face of a French fragrance… turning down future makeup endorsement contracts (and blithely assuming they’ll be offered)… But I’m confused… there’s something missing here… hmmmm… oh right, it’s the whole BEING PRETTY part! Am I the only person who immediately thinks, “Needle Nose!” every time I see her peaked, tiny-lipped, bland little worm face? She’s not even trashy hot or mall cute. She’s just… blah.
I wonder if her perfume smells like old director's balls? She seems to like those.
"Eau de parfum" sounds so chic. But she looks so smelly, I'm sure she wears "Eau des toilettes".
Wish Nosferatu came down and tore her neck out. Idiot. But......yep, I would.
So makeup campaigns suck out your soul and Balenciaga perfume ads just suck out your personality?
Prolly right Lucy. Friends are just jealous of her Kerouac inspired life and Balenciaga taste.
Word dork is too good for kstew. POSEUR!
"I would never work with people who aren't really creative and aren't committed to what they do."
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Flash forward 20 years: "I would totally give anything to work in film again. Nowadays, the only work I can get is a make-up campaign."
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Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 11:46am.
How can her friends stand her?
She doesn't have any.
Girl is such a drag. How can her friends stand her?
Omg I wish this bitch would just shut up already.
And who was the moronic fuck that lied and told her she looked good?
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She really needs to just be quiet.
enough of this vapid talentless twat. can she and sparkly just disappear altogether? so boring and overrated.
that looks like something they cut and pasted off of a Twilight poster.
"The brand is just cool. That's the way it is."" because you're the only one who is cool who knows cool, KSpew; you self absorbed ninny.
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No one can make you look good, you stupid, soporific bitch.
SANS FARDS -- did you smell this fragrance? I just read a review of it and they were raving about it. The only thing turning me off to it is K-Stew's ugly mug being the face of the fragrance.
I feel like she'll feel embarrassed about things she said in interviews somewhere down the line. I don't care enough to hate her, but her emo ramblings make her seem like such a child. She's not worth taking seriously.
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RPuTZ and Kuntstew are reportedly back together after a dramatic make-up. ooooff course they are.
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Translation: Balenciaga eats her pussy right.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Full circle? She's 22. Unless she's including prior life regressions, she's barely started to circle.
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She really is completely ridiculous in her self-importance. "Bitch, you're in Twilight!" says it all.
Did she forget that she is in the twatlight franchise?
I'm not going to support this. The girl cheats (PR stunt or real life) and now she gets talked about more in other aspects of her life? NO, not doing this. The whole, "I'm a stupid whore...now I'm everywhere and my 'career' takes off!" thing is not going to fly with me, thank you very much Kim Kardashian.