Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At Courtney Stodden's Reality TV Debut
Here's the first trailer for Vh1's Couple's Therapy, which has a huge cast of A-listers that includes Shayne Lamas, her husband Nik Richie of TheDirty.com, Alex and Simon from RHONY, Too $hort, some other people, Courtney Stodden and her pedohusband who's looking more and more like if Andy Milonakis played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Watching the entire trailer is like staring down at a slow cooker pot full of enema balloons and tampons. The part where Doug Hutchison is stroking Courtney's iguana knee needs the biggest censor bar Vh1 can pull out, because that shouldn't be seen by human eyes. It made me want to pull out a dolly and point to its knee while telling a psychiatric professional, "This is where the man with the Whoopee Cushion face touched me."
via Videogum
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Sweet fake-syrupy kissass saccharin will give you cancer.
They were turds before you played with them, and they have their own little toilet of desperation around which to swirl all on their own on FB.
Now you have turd all over your hands. Gross.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:55am.
Good morning sluts. I am on the road. Headed to disney. Already bored
Morning M.E.! This is sort of neat. You can give us an update of your travels:)
Have a Good Day:)
Gluten-free is the new lactose-intolerance.
I tried grain-free for a week and change (not just wheat), just to see what would happen. It was fine, actually. Not a huge sacrifice and my stomach did flatten a bit, but it wasn't overwhelming.
At this point, all healthy diets are the same. Whole, fresh foods, healthy fats, fish and lean protein, nuts and lots of veg.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 10:06am.
Oh, I know you werent knocking anyone. I just know I could NEVER do it!
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The glutten free is really a fad
Jokes on them though they are taking most of the good fiber out
I did glutten free day one day
(I do vegan days etc..) Just to see how my body would handle it
Lots of rice flour no good
High in fiber is better (I live in nyc so its easy access to all trendy diets food)
Anyways I been avoiding rice for a while in a whole grains diet and my stomach got flat and I lost a lot of weight but I cut down on sugar! And red meat! My weakness :(
But some people really need the diet
I'm trying different diets to see why my skin is breaking out
Thanks MJT. Didn't mean to knock the glueten free for thise who actually HAVE To follow it. I just hate the fad followers
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:57am.
Have fun in Disneyland! And be glad you don't HAVE to do the gluten free. My friend has celiacs and has to do that diet. Poor thing.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
The glueten free shit pisses me off. My mother is on it because she follows all the latest fads and is trying to get me to do it. NO
Good morning sluts. I am on the road. Headed to disney. Already bored
Sans Fard, where do you live, Takoma Park? i had a friend there who described that. wasn't like that *at all* where my kids went.
The gluten free thing is ridic. Unless it really actually applies to you. Just wait till one of them says she's not vaccinating. You will be all up in her stuff!
give it time. you may find something to like about them.
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What is the difference between an iPhone and a Droid? I have Straight Talk and they finally made it so you can buy any phone with a sim and use it on their network instead of their crappy phones! I just bought a Droid, but was looking at iPhones. I'm happy that I can post from this phone. And watch netflix..I think its the coolest thing ever, but I'm easy.
Android/iphone refers to the operating system
Thanks! I just went with the one with the bigger screen. Lol. But It's nice to know for next time. Have a good night!
LaChaylo, *hears thundering CLANK in ear* these cans are too fancy! They don't need all those ridges, or the label, or the LOUD ringer!! I remember when cans were just for beans! hahaha
Night GG!
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Virgin Queen - if you are here or read this later, I answered yo quershtion you had at like 8 something tonight... *waves to everyone*
ETA: its under your original post in the the "reply" part...
GG, good night!! Withy, you, too!!
*hangs up can*
Good night everyone! Play nice and have a safe and comfy evening.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
LaChaylo *Tunnel voice* HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? HELLO? Hope you are having a good one too! ;)
@Hekki, don't listen to the nonsense. *whispers* In fact, I think the opposite is true... oh and skip.
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It doesnt get "cold" cold until the end of January here. And real winter only lasts a month after that. :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I was at a bar tonight, and there was group of older, probably past middle age, group of folks waxing poetic about the new Iphone. I giggled when one white-haired gentleman threw an f-bomb about the Apple cloud, lol.
Lord, we have been taken over by machines!
It's only fall inside my house.
The air is running none stop and I've changed all the summer stuff out.
It's still in the 90's here, so what's going to happen is Fall is going to be like 3 weeks long before that Winter bitch pushes in.
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Hiya, Withy! *talks through can* Hope you're having a good one!!
I didnt go with her to get it. I met her for dinner. When I slid into the booth (Denny's - reall classy, I know) she was toying with it and had this real confused look on her face. She even shook it a couple of times! Girl, it's not a polaroid! Jez!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hekki that's a good analogy
GG, ever been in the store when one of the iphones come out? It's a nightmare!
I know Mefunigirl, I know. If they gave me ANYTHING but a BB. I would be so happy. lol
*Hands LaChaylo a can and string* Hi!
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People were "glamping" here waiting for the new iphone. I like aspects of the iphone and aspects of the Android. I agree with a phone is a phone is a phone. Why should it be such a point of contention?
Hope you all are having a lovely evening. It's sorta starting to feel like fall!
It seems like it's going to be an early fall Hekki. The nuts are begining to fall out of the trees.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Bragging about "playing" everyone here is like bragging about cutting off a cat's whiskers. Anyone can do it, but only a jerk would go to the trouble of doing something so pointless and mean.
GG that is hilarious lol!
I do think Siri is overrated though. Who cares if your phone can talk to you if she's always a sarcastic bitch?
*side-eyes Siri*
Withy, yeah, BB's suck.
THAT I will say :P
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Muddy, you should see her with this thing...she doesnt now how to use it and is like all perturbed. "LOOK AT THE MANUAL" I tell her but she is just punching away at buttons.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG lol! No kidding. Thats one thing I wouldn't do, no phone is worth that to me unless it cleans my house and cooks dinner.
Mefunigirl, I have to use my work BB but I've keep drooling over all those slick new phones. lollol
@EH, I find an AV can slow down the system but if you schedule it for a quiet time, it shouldn't slow you down too much. Depends on what you have installed.
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I agree funigirl. To me a phone is a phone is a phone. I know people who hate apple products and people who will annoy the f*#k out of you with their endless barrage of apple products. Our provider offered them at a really good price and it was time to renew for us, so when our time was up that's what we went with. I happen to love it. Mostly cause my email is much more reliable for some reason on this one, I get a lot of emails from students needing tutoring help and it's handy to be able to respond quickly if I need to.
Uvy you know you are going to have to deal with clowns like that in life...just do it with grace. ;)
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:36pm.
I had to check in with you whores and slores after a morning of coffee with the moms from my kid's preschool. Nobody touched a cookie I made, yet jumped on the plate of brownies when it was revealed they were gluten free. They discussed organic milk, couponing and "free spirit" children who really just need to be home another year because school has no social benefits. Oh, and I also dropped a fuck bomb in front of the church's pastor.
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You are highly credited for not punching every last one of them in the face. You're a better person than I am!
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Ergh...I had a friend who stood in line for one of those...come on people its a phone! not bread!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
we have a house that has both droids/iphones windows/macs
I think it's just what you prefer, for "ME" iphones are cartooney and don't have the power the droids have, for the iphone users in my house, they LOVE all the things it does, more fun for them.
It's just what you want or need from a phone/comp/lappy.
Why not get what you want and screw whatever anyone else says. You're paying for the dam thing.
fck em.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:22pm.
You don't need a psychiatrist to tell both of these idiots to get divorced and start seeing people there own damn age. There's your therapy...for free.
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The good thing about iphone is that u dont have to have an antivirus program running all the time when u want to use the internet. That shit slows your phone down and causes it to crash which is never good...
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WR, great! Thanks:)
MTurt, something similar to this, it doesn't have to be from apple.
http://store.apple.com/us/question/answers/product/MA591G/B?pqid=QFYU7CU...
Hi Sans!
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Hola, beetches.
I don't mind little spiders. I hate big spiders. But I don't kill them, because they eat the nastier bugs.
Good luck with your surgery, UBF. I feel your pain....I have a deviated septum as well and it's a royal pain in the ass, with my nose being a drippy mess all the time.
I swore I'd never get an iPhone but I'm about this close to dropping my Droid off a building. The battery runs out every two seconds (and yes, I've already replaced it once) even if I have all the apps and the wifi turned off. Next upgrade I'm going Mac.
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Foxxy, forgot to ask you, how are you doing? Oh, don't mention the c*ck&poach...
@MTurt *claps* Is there no extension for the charger?
@Wowlie, then she must be ok. Hope she didn't go to that CaCa concert, hahaha
@Virgin Queen, Ewwwwwwwww, I'd never go back to that ATM! ever.
Night EC, UBF
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I do have a bitch about the iPhone though: the charge cord is annoyingly short.
Night UBF! <
Within, I haven't talked to Mickey on here in over a week! I see her on fb though but even then, I've missed her on here.
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EC girl stop. I'm just saying. Most of the time i do ignore. But sometimes, I feel like saying F U to her and I'm going to say it when I feel the urge.
Don't worry about me getting in an argument cause I don't get into exchanges with it. If it wants to attack me, have at it.
You KNOW I love you.
*drags you off to corner of the library and swipes your Reeces flavored frosting*
Night, beautiful people, i m out. Bout to pop a Tylenol and hope for the best. Thank you all for the good wishes, I still have another week to go before the big day, but I really appreciate ya`ll.
Night!! XOXO
Mama June is calling bingo a "sport" lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12