Friday, September 21st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 20th!
Told he'd be the perfect fit in what was described as "a threesome to end all threesomes," Satan walked in, saw the two of them, narrowed his eyes and said, "Nope. Too much." - MeowMeow
Runners-up:
This fall on Lifetime: Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in "The Zsa Zsa Gabor Story". In this dramatic clip, Frederic breaks the news to his wife that her leg was amputated six months earlier. - prommom
"You got Herpes on my Syphilis!"
"Well, you got Syphilis on my Herpes!" - Poopele
Birkin, Mac computer, Chanel and Charlie Sheen in bed. Never stop fighting for your dream of living without dignity. God bless! - Deb
OMG is that my career lying dead on the floor, or yours? - crankenstein
via HuffPo
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Ick. Nast. Barf. Fornication. xoxo
"You stole my watch?!?!"
Shhh is that the last gasp of our careers I'm hearing?
What do you mean you fucked my mother!?!??!
OMG is that my career lying dead on the floor, or yours?
as they say, karma is a bitch.
The simultaneous orgasm was followed by the simultaneous realization they had hit rock bottom.
Two and a half minutes.
"Oh Charlie you were so romantic and so manly," said Lindsay.
"I loved the way you held my arms above my head and made love to me so enthusiastically" she continued.
"Oh that was just so you didnt steal my watch" replied Charlie, checking his wallet.
Ok, I say BEST I've seen!!! Funny and oh so perfect!! =p
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
Douchebag. Asshat. Cheap sheets. New STD. Keep living your dreams!!! God bless.
Lindsey, it's time to give me a Blowhan, then I'll Hit 'n Run.
Seriously, where's the boooze?
And that, children, is where STDs come from. Any questions?
The Apocalypse itself runs in fear
Photographic records of the exact moment the Antichrist was conceived.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Who's zoomin' who?
This fall on Lifetime: Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in "The Zsa Zsa Gabor Story". In this dramatic clip, Frederic breaks the news to his wife that her leg was amputated six months earlier.
It only gets dreamier after this, my goddess.
OMG NOW I remember where I stuffed that jewelry!!
Ah, still better than banging Sam Ro........
The Violent Torpedo of Truth meets the Fountain of Tragic Youth.
DoninNY
Gretchen, I think you can make 'fetch' happen now.
I hope he's wearing a condom: You should never mix coke and dope.
"Why is there an old whore in my bed?" said both of them
"You mean...I just had sex with the Ghost of Christmas Future?"
"But Charlie....you mean....it was all just a dream?"
"Yes, now shhh, Carson is on."
That sound you hear is the fast approach of The Four Horsemen. That's a wrap, folks.
Are we rolling? Is this like, rolling? I feel like we're on a date. God, it's so quiet in here. So we're friends? Nice shoes. I like them by the way. Can we pound that? Oh, no. OK.
Sheen: "Since you stole my watch..."
LiLo: "Sorry."
Sheen: "I thought we could have dinner with my kids and Denise Richards before I violently stuff you in the hotel closet."
LiLo: "Dealz!!!"
A microscopic view of lady gaga's brain cells.
I got stoned and I missed it...
http://youtu.be/l9zcLAUp5E0
Lindsay shot up in bed when she saw White Oprah on Dr. Phil. No. She really shot up. Not sat up. She shot up.
Lindsay: "Thank God it was all a dream."
Bed Bugs: That is some dirty pool, we out.
Lindsey: "If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it’s just not possible. "
Sheen: “I am on a drug – it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
Lindsey: "Oooh, can I haz?!"
Sheen: "Why the hell not, your face is already melting."
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Dillon, Armstrong) *caprica six was/is here*
Lindsey: "The biggest misconception is probably that I don't have my head in the right place."
Sheen: "You can’t process me with a normal brain."
Those poor sheets! The amount of crusty, oozing, festering std's slithering around that posturepedic pad of puke is mind altering. I'm going to have to gargle with bleach after this. Thanks dlisted!
Linds, for the last time - no, that wasn't the phone. No one has callefd either of us in a very long time.
"What the f**k are you doing here?"
What the f**k are YOU doing here?"
"Holy Crap! You wouldn't believe the nightmare I just had! I dreamed that I was this trashy wannabe actress in Hollywood and first had a lesbian affair, then I was in a few accidents, then I was put in jail, I had a few DUIs and the only thing that made it ok was that I hadn't slept with Charlie Sheen..... " OH CRAP!
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:02pm.
Birkin, Mac computer, Chanel and Charlie Sheen in bed. Never stop fighting for your dream of living without dignity. God bless!
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It's over, everybody go home,
"In the seventies, there were only three reasons why three people would be in a room together: to have sex, to snort cocaine, or to have sex on a giant pile of cocaine." --- The Cinema Snob
Screw hurricanes and earthquakes, THIS is the sign of the apocalypse.
Cheers Cappy!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sheen is questioning another "missing" watch; Blohan is questioning another "missing" ethic. Same day, different nothing.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:02pm.
Birkin, Mac computer, Chanel and Charlie Sheen in bed. Never stop fighting for your dream of living without dignity. God bless!
Submitted by BoningBono on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:57pm.
Herpies: Fully Loaded
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lol!!
Sorry Charlie!, You're no SamRo and then there's your Dick Burton.
Birkin, Mac computer, Chanel and Charlie Sheen in bed. Never stop fighting for your dream of living without dignity. God bless!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Lindsay: Why do I get the feeling we're being watched?
Charlie: 'CAUSE WE'RE MAKING A MOVIE...DUMBASS!
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The moment you realize youve hit rock bottom. NO FURTHER EXPLAINATION REQUIRED
Screenshot of the prequel to "Coma"
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Dillon, Armstrong) *caprica six was/is here*