Friday, September 21st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 20th!
Told he'd be the perfect fit in what was described as "a threesome to end all threesomes," Satan walked in, saw the two of them, narrowed his eyes and said, "Nope. Too much." - MeowMeow
Runners-up:
This fall on Lifetime: Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in "The Zsa Zsa Gabor Story". In this dramatic clip, Frederic breaks the news to his wife that her leg was amputated six months earlier. - prommom
"You got Herpes on my Syphilis!"
"Well, you got Syphilis on my Herpes!" - Poopele
Birkin, Mac computer, Chanel and Charlie Sheen in bed. Never stop fighting for your dream of living without dignity. God bless! - Deb
OMG is that my career lying dead on the floor, or yours? - crankenstein
via HuffPo
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Yeah, yeah... Room 23, shmoom 23. It's just another fucking hotel bill she skipped out on.
Ah, the classic fake wake-up from a nightmare whilst actually still having it.
Moments later Charlie Sheen woke up alone in a cold sweat and sighed in relief.
"What do you mean it's Chambers and not Monroe?!"
Lindsay: Oh wait...I forgot my lines.
Charlie: Don't worry...there's plenty more where those came from. "WINNING" ba dum chi *hi hat noise*
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Oh Sh*t, did that hooker take the coke with her?
2x Ho and a Half Man
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Dillon, Armstrong) *caprica six was/is here*
"So, Charlie. Are you going to pay for the room or do I have to blow the concierge?"
Now there's a remake that makes sense: Behind the Sheen Slore
The Flawed Couple
The moment Lindsay realised she was following the same career path as Denise Richards, only in reverse.
Good Morning Goddess!
CDC alert: bedbugs, now with herpes and high on bath salts, will soon spill out of the Chateau Marmont. They will be capable of chewing your jewelry off while you sleep.
...and thus began the SamRo era.
Q: Where does the red fern grow?
A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!!!
GOOD NIGHT FOLKS!!!!
Wait ~ I thought Lindsay already finished doing community service at the morgue.
Why aren't they married yet?
"I just dreamed I was Denise Richards, sleeping with you to get a guest spot on your new show."
"Hang around, she will be here in a minute.
Lindsay silently asks herself if "farts have lumps" while hoping like hell Sheen doesn't accidentally fan the sheets.
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When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.
Rick James said it best: cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The moment Lindsay heard the crabs in the sheets whisper, "This is too gross even for us. We did not vacate staying in the 'Hilton' for this."
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When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.
Cue the killer alien baby bursting from her ribcage in 3... 2... 1...
"In the seventies, there were only three reasons why three people would be in a room together: to have sex, to snort cocaine, or to have sex on a giant pile of cocaine." --- The Cinema Snob
♫ Let's get together, yeayeayeaaa.... think of all that we could share ♫
...and then the world exploded.
Herpies: Fully Loaded
Scenes from the conception of the Anti-Christ
Finally. The still shots from Lez and Dickwad.
Even Charlie Sheen can’t believe how low Lilo has fallen.
Sealy: Fully Loaded
Two and a Half Kilos
Charlie, "I'm sorry, I was just expecting another kind of dirty."
"How soon can your mother get here?"
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
"I'm sorry Linds, but you're not quite 'Goddess Material'".
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
"Linds-you made the meth move for me, and seriously, I want it back!"
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
"Man, crack just ain't what it used to be."
Said Charlie Sheen to Lindsey Lohan as he tried to stuff her in his crack pipe.
This gives new meaning to the term: Bed Sores.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
A moment of silence for Berta and that Serta.
LiLo: You said it was small.
ChSh: Pretend it's a crack pipe.
"Lindsay, Amanda Bynes called & left a message for you. I didn't catch it all, but the phrase "in your face, bitch!" was part of it..."
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Alot of these comments are GOLD!
(I got nothin' so far)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"Holy shit; I slept with THAT?"
"Easy, Charlie; I was thinking the same thing..."
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
And in the command and control center of the CDC a klaxon sounded.
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"I can resist everything but temptation"
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 5:57pm.
"You got Herpes on my Syphilis!"
"Well, You got Syphilis on my Herpes!"
LMAO
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 5:57pm.
"You got Herpes on my Syphilis!"
"Well, You got Syphilis on my Herpes"
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...bahahahahahahaBAHAHAHA.......
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...'...somethin's missin' alright...'...
Freddie's scary, halloween nightmare on Elm Street.
"Gee I never saw THAT coming" said no one ever.
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
"I had the same dream! The Ghost of Career Suicide, right?"
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Sam Flax, Fire Doesn't Burn Itself Live @ The Echo, Silverlake, 9/20/12
"Gee, Charlie, I'm not usually the one GETTING rear ended, but I'll give anything a try."
Wait, where did Ashton go?
Told he'd be the perfect fit in what was described as "a threesome to end all threesomes," Satan walked in, saw the two of them, narrowed his eyes and said, "Nope. Too much."
This is not the life that God wanted for Adam and Eve.