Fiona Apple Got Busted With The Good Shit In Texas
Musicians carrying any form of the good shit on their tour bus need to be like Louise from Thelma & Louise and not drive through Texas, because doing so could completely mess up their high. Fiona Apple obviously didn't learn from Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson, because last night she was busted in Sierra Blanco, the same TX town where Snoop and Willie were busted in, for having hash on her bus. Fiona's tour bus was stopped during an inspection checkpoint and when the sweet scent of a Bob Marley fart filled the cops' nostrils, they checked the bus and the party was over.
TMZ says that Fiona only had a little bit of hash, but they still put her in handcuffs, dragged her to jail and made her pose in front of the mug shot camera while she made the same face I'd make if someone just snatched my stash. For some reason, Fiona is still sitting in a cell right now.
Never mind that when Fiona was being put into a cuffs, drug dealers driving a van stuffed with 50 kilos of coke probably drove by, what in "Wednesday Addams working at a Footlocker" hell is she wearing? The cops aren't right for ruining Fiona's buzz and they really aren't right for letting homegirl get her picture taken looking like that.
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I don't smoke pot but think it is a great drug in moderation. As long as people don't become chronic smokers, it has a place in many people's lives. I have seen it help many folks.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:10pm.
I hate stoners
I hate them too.
Does hashish cause super-munchies? In Fiona's case it would be for medicinal use only because she needs all of the food she can choke down.
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Submitted by super8atefilm on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:05pm.
Oh, no shit? Did not know it was near the border... that just upped her level of dumbass.
If weed master willie got popped there, you can almost guarantee your ass will too...
She's lucky she wasn't executed.
Marijuana, hash, etc. need to be legalized. Yeah it smells like shit, but so do cigs.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:10pm.
, but let people decide what goes into their own bodies. That goes for food, drink, sugar, booze, cigarettes etc. as well.
Amen Sister.
IDK, Alcohol is legal and I've been around plenty of nasty, angry drunks who get into all kinds of trouble. Pot heads on the other hand, have always been pretty mellow and fun to me. Best parties I've been to have been where the weed is flowing freely around. Unless the weed is cut with other bad shit like meth then its fairly harmless in moderation.
*sips special lemonade*
Moral of the story: smoke up all your good shit before entering Sierra Blanca.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
The other day, we walked into a cloud of marijuana smell on the street. She asked me what it was. So I told her.
Frankly, I think weed is the least of the evils, but I couldn't tell HER that. So I made it sound scary.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:58pm.
Create jobs; ease the burden on police, border patrol and jails; and increase revenue - legalize and tax cannabis!
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I dunno. I like where you're heading, but even that seems like too much power to the govt. Do we really want it to have the same power over marijuana as it does over...pretty much everything else?
She's a chameleon. Every time I see her, she looks different.
I don't know all her music, but she's cool by me. She was on an episode of "Iconoclasts" and she was an interesting person.
I hate stoners, but let people decide what goes into their own bodies. That goes for food, drink, sugar, booze, cigarettes etc. as well.
*sits with the legalize it horz*
Field training as a reserve officer years ago. Controlled burn. TO says "This is only to protect your asses in court if you're ever asked by a defense attorney how you know the shit that you smelled was weed. There is no doubt in my mind that each and every one of you motherfuckers knows what it smells like." Hearty laughter ensued from all.
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You ever watch the Australian TV show "Border Security" on YouTube? I found it one night. Hooked ALL weekend. It's a candid look at security/customs at Sydney and Melbourne airports. The agents say over and over they can spot these people miles away. The interviews are hilarious from the stoners going "surfing, man!" to the Vietnamese models who make up such ridiculous shit when interviewed separately. One: she's my cousin. Other: I just met her on the plane. Favorite American now sitting her ass in an Australian jail is the big boned black woman who had an orange wig sitting 8 inches above her head. As she walked up with her luggage with "nothing to declare" an agent quipped "she's got an entire drug run under that weave." She was so right.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:56pm.
A checkpoint?!! like a fuckin weigh station?
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More like an I.C.E checkpoint for illegals. Sierra Blanca is in West TX off of I-10. They set up these little modular buildings and have drug dogs. Pretty common near the border.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Of all the flagrant problems in that ass-backwards state, they bust a pixie with a little personal use hash?
[apologies in advance to ma chère LaChayChay]
She looks like M.I.A. in that picture.
well now she can back up that "criminal" song for real now that she got some street cred.
Hash, yeah right. Bet you a bong hit that was some Detriot Diesel or some Purple Urple.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Damn, I miss hash . That shit was everywhere in Germany , where are you Americans hiding it??!
Peter speaks the truth!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUQsvZqQRxo
Create jobs; ease the burden on police, border patrol and jails; and increase revenue - legalize and tax cannabis!
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
A checkpoint?!! like a fuckin weigh station? hahahahahaaa like the transportation dept constables that don't carry real guns? I WOULD FREAKIN DIE!!!!
Team Legalize It!
but, on the other hand, why the hell is she holding weed on her tour bus passing through Sierra Blanco after knowing about Willie's and Snoop's fun law enforcement interactions there?
fuck the cops and fuck her too. Sierra Blanco is starting to fall into third behind LA and NYC on the "great spots for attention whoring" trail
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I use to play this song repeatedly after a really bad breakup. It really got me through it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgVTecCoczw
*go to make some special lemonade*
BTW, I love Fiona. My junior competition solo was to Shadowboxer. Memorrrrrries.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
While I agreed weed should be legalized, Southern Texas has a huge problem with drug smuggling. They don't put up with shit...if you are going to smoke there, be smarter about it. Atleast until it's legalized. DUURRRR.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
W Owl, she is BRILLIANT. I fucking adore her.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
WO: lemonade laced with marijuana
I NEED THIS!!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by kacky on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:46pm.
Oh for crying out loud. Just legalize it already.
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THIS^!!!
Hey hash is hard to come by around here. I miss having a chunk between the cheek and gum. Nice body high.
Bummer for Fiona. She is very talented and has made some really good music.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I was one of the only people in my group of friends who was a fan. She's my favorite ever!
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I just saw her live last Friday, she was AMAZING.
I am surprised she is a weed smoker,because she is so painfully thin. But, this charge is bullshit.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Well I wondered what she was up to - now I know.
PS - didn't know she was my dinky size
I LOVE YOU FIONA SING MY PAIN AND SMOKE THAT SHIT!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Hopefully she won't have to eat in jail. What will she eat?
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That's gotta be a prison jumpsuit.
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Huh. She's still around. (The ostentatiously "unique" girls in secondary school all lurved her, so I'm probably allegic.)
" what in "Wednesday Addams working at a Footlocker" hell is she wearing? "
Bwahahahahaha!
I love Fiona Apple. That is all.
Oh for crying out loud. Just legalize it already.
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Cockadouche!
What I need is a good defense ...'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal.
ETA: Now we know why she had an album title that was 90 words long.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Cops in Sierra Blanco obviously have nothing better to do than their equivalent of star-fucking.
I'm really surprised, actually. But I googled and apparently she likes to drink lemonade laced with marijuana.
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