Hot Slut Of The Day!
Zane Knight, the tire repairman from the 25th season of the show you call Is This Shit Still On?! and the show I call Yes, This Shit Is Still On And I've Seen Every Damn Episode Because Living Life Is Overrated!
Last night was the premiere of Survivor: Philippines starring legendary TV star turned born again Christian mom leader Blair Warner and I learned that 80s TV history class should replace American history class in all schools, because only one of her tribe mates recognized her. Any ho of any age who doesn't immediately start humming The Facts of Life theme song after looking at Lisa Welchel's face should be voted off every island immediately. Mrs. Garrett has spoken! But Blair Warner wasn't the only bright, shining star last night, there was also Zane!
Zane is sort of like Eminem if Eminem was raised by Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Zane came into the game thinking that he was going to be the master manipulator and puppet master. Zane went hard from the beginning. Zane is that one in the circle jerk who starts furiously fapping and busting nuts six seconds in while everyone's hand is still slowly romancing and seducing their peen.
Zane made an alliance with every single member of his tribe and when his tribe (SPOILER ALERT) lost hard in the immunity challenge, he told all of them to vote him out because he is shit at challenges. Zane dropped some RUH-VURZ SI-CALL-A-GEEZE on those bitches! Zane really tricked him, only he didn't. Zane was voted out. So the moral of the story is...
Don't let anybody tell you that neck tattoos somehow stop the circulation to the brain, because mastermind Zane proves that isn't true! And the REAL moral of the story is....
Don't trust a bitch whose pet peeves are butt rimming and ice cream sprinkles.
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while not all people who have tattoos are idiots, almost all idiots have tattoos. and when i see someone with neck and face tattoos, i wonder how long has it been since they have been out of jail/prison.
yep, when i see face and neck tats, i think class and good decision making for sure.
Submitted by perky on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 10:17am.
Whenever I see a neck tattoo, I think "This person makes awful decisions."
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Me too. That or they work as a cook in a Chilis or AppleBees.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
<"Submitted by will.i.am on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 10:47am.
Kinda bummed Colton didn't return and ensure some major bitchiness.">
Colton was ratings gold. I didn't see one contestant who came within miles last night of his bitchy. A bunch of alpha-males and drama queen women.
I thought that was Ron Weasley at first...*sigh*
I've watched "Survivor" since day one and was a HUGE Lisa Whelchel fan since her days on The New Mickey Mouse Club so I am ALLLL into this "Survivor" but haven't watched yet cause I need peace and quiet (tonight). This will be my crack till Lisa is voted out!!
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Foxxy. I have driven this many times. Each time as boring as the previous. BH is doing the driving.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:15pm.
drive carefully, and have a great vacation and anniversary! i've been on the 15 many times -- your description is perfect, gawd i hated that boring ass road [lived in San Diego for abt 3 yrs]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Snowy, We are on the road. Have been since 6am. Iz BOOOOOOOORED. BH took HWY I5. One long ass, straight, through BFE highyway with nothing to look at except tumble weeds and road kill.
Went through Coalinga. Passing the slaughter house I almost threw up. That so far has been the mist excitement.
*edited because I'm either so bored by brain cells are committing suicide or my phone corrected mt spelling? IDK
I'm so glad Survivor is back. This and Project Runway are the only reality shows I watch. What a knob end Zane was but I wanted that sqeeky voiced Russell to get the boot. What an annoying fucking twat he is!
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 10:51am.
OT...WTF is it with these fucking Adobe Flash Player addons!? seriously almost every fucking day I have to shut everything down and up date it. Just now I had two 5 min apart! What fucking POS program need fucking addons every fucking 3 minutes, rat fucking bastards!
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Just an FYI. There was Adobe Flash player trojan virus going around. You shouldn't be getting those updates so frequently.
http://www.ehow.com/how_6911481_remove-fake-flash-viruses.html
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My updates come straight off YouTube only. It won't let me play or stops playing mid tune and makes me get the update # 11.333.44.778.2.54.78..2.5.76.76.3.4.5555.44.6.
It's happened since day one with youtube for YEARS now.
No lie, if ever i went on survivor....id screw my way into alliances...
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Snowy, I think M.E. is in her fancy van and is bored:)
@ Whamo,
Of course not, I thought of that all by myself. I felt like a limburger cuz I went to a themed restaurant wanting to listen to some music and had no funds on me.
So I came home from Planet Claire because I forgot to bring my jukebox money. ;)
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 10:51am.
OT...WTF is it with these fucking Adobe Flash Player addons!? seriously almost every fucking day I have to shut everything down and up date it. Just now I had two 5 min apart! What fucking POS program need fucking addons every fucking 3 minutes, rat fucking bastards!
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Just an FYI. There was Adobe Flash player trojan virus going around. You shouldn't be getting those updates so frequently.
http://www.ehow.com/how_6911481_remove-fake-flash-viruses.html
"Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I’ve always wanted my own tow-truck but working like I do now I won’t ever be able to afford it."
poor guy, NO TOW TRUCK FOR YOU!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
He looks like would smell like meth "cooking"...
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 11:42am.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 11:23am.
I ain't no limburger
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Bam Bam is that a B52s quote I'm reading from Dance This Mess Around!?
"Why don't you dance with me, I not no Limburger!"
M.E. shouldn't you be on your way by now?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
bambam, LOL May Your Torch Never Be Snuffed.....
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 11:23am.
EXCUSE ME SNOWPHAT! Who ELSE is a Survivor whore?????? * raises hand*
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Sheeeeit, I've only missed about 4 or 5 shows myself. I ain't no limburger.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
WAY TO RUB IT IN SMOWY!
Who the hell has a vendetta against innocent ice cream sprinkles????
What a monster.
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www.poopreport.com :)
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M.E. do you want to be in our FB group? Oh, I forgot, you are on tardy time and can't watch with us! ;p
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
EXCUSE ME SNOWPHAT! Who ELSE is a Survivor whore?????? * raises hand*
bambam ALL RUSSELLS MUST DIE!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
he stopped smoking the day he came to the show....not a recipe for success on Survivor....
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
MK, WAKE THE FUCK UP SON!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 11:17am.
Gawd you are SO prejudiced. What have you got against guys named Russell? ;p
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
TEAM RUSSELL SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME!!!!
MK, you me and Blaire Warner have seen every single episode of this show! NEVAH FORGET!!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
neck tat suggests douche and hat suggests receding hairline.
Neck tat = automatic douche.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
No matter where I get my oiled changed, THIS guy is on duty.
OT...WTF is it with these fucking Adobe Flash Player addons!? seriously almost every fucking day I have to shut everything down and up date it. Just now I had two 5 min apart! What fucking POS program need fucking addons every fucking 3 minutes, rat fucking bastards!
*starts breathing heavy gets dizzy tries to stand up face plants off desk twitches on floor*
The tribe members already got their sights set on eliminating Blair while their alumni survivor is cutting himself left and right. He's cut his head, cut his foot and handles the machete like an absolute moron.
This dude got airlifted out his first time after falling into a firepit and melting the skin off his hands for chrissakes. They ain't gonna have to vote him out cuz he's gonna die of an infection.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
I watch Survivor online because I refuse to wait till March 2013 when we start finally airing it. This was the stupidest move in the first three days of Survivor ever, I can't with neck and leg tattoos. Kinda bummed Colton didn't return and ensure some major bitchiness. Hopefully this season is better than the shitfest that was the last season.
Sucky! Lol lol lol!
My mantra TODAY!
He has an AWESOME name.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
@ TexnDoc,
This and The Amazing Race are the only reality shows I watch religiously. I thought for sure the black dude was gone. How in the hell can you sit before the cameras and say you're not gonna make the same mistakes as last time then proceed to make the same mistakes? What a doofus he is, fortunately the tribe has some intelligence and kept him over the tire jockey. Other times they'd get rid of the most annoying player first regardless of his potential value to the tribe.
Yes, I'm locked in on Wednesday nights again.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Well, I didn't understand a word of this post. To say it like Hubert Farnsworth: Whaaahh?
I actually don't care about tattoos anymore, whether the people are tattooed from head to toe or not, it's all just a big fat YAWN.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!!
Ewwww
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Blerg!!
Should have had a double vote off....bossy Russell & the ever annoying Denise!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Agree about the large, visible tatts. I guess the most you can say is that in the future, so many adults will have them that they don't matter anymore. Still, in my decrepitude, I'm not sure I want Dr. Neck Tatt to draw my blood.
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Saw this last night. Now hooked again. From the previews next week it looks like Blair's tribe banishes her to "go sit over THERE" status.
Submitted by perky on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 10:17am.
Whenever I see a neck tattoo, I think "This person makes awful decisions."
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When I see people covered in tats I think you better be a good artist or one hell of a musician because if you're not...well you're a tire repairman for the rest of you life.
Whenever I see a neck tattoo, I think "This person makes awful decisions."
What is the DEAL with tattoos lately?!? People pay big money to remove moles, zits, scars, varicose veins, etc, so why in hell would you purposely draw MORE spots and lines on your body!??
wow what kind of monster hates sprinkles?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Should have been Panda.