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Either a plastic surgeon pulled, stuffed rotated Courtney Stodden's mug or somehow not wearing Playboy pink frosted lipstick took her entire face from "plastic iguana toy slowly melting under a heat lamp" to actual human who breathes in oxygen - The Superficial
Taylor Swift and Avil Lavigne must be co-designing sweaters for GOOP now - Lainey Gossip
The Globe really missed an opportunity to give their totally hilarious "Obama is gay" story the headline: OBOTTOMA! - Towleroad
Eva Longoria's tramp stamp makes it look like she just farted up the holy cross - Hollywood Tuna
Khloe Kardashian makes it so easy - Drunken Stepfather
It's like looking at Amanda Bynes' thought process - The Berry
Jessica Simpson and Baby Maxwell are practically twinsies in the face - Celebitchy
"MAGGIE THE CAT IS ALIVE... even though she acts like she's a mumbling corpse" - Just Jared
Kelsey Grammer was just chapped in the ass because Camille Grammer was wearing HIS dress in the picture - ICYDK
MiserAlba knows how to dress for pilates class - Popoholic
Blake Lively should be on blunt watch instead, because she's obviously just taking a few extra tokes in her trailer - IDLYITW
Les Miserables does it live - Popsugar
The Dr. Who defense is the best defense - OMG Blog
"No laughs from the Obama peanut gallery!" is what Clint Eastwood said to those empty chairs a second after this picture was taken - SOW
Obviously, you're paying extra for every sparkly RPattz tear on Reese Witherspoon's bathroom floor - Cityrag
Insert your very own "Carmen Electra slurping to get to the cream in the middle" joke here - Hollywood Rag
Kate Moss is just pregnant with a bloat baby made of coke and whiskey - I'm Not Obsessed
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she was JUST photographed like 3 weeks ago so I feel like that wouldn't be enough recovery time to look that good. I'm thinking makeover, fillers, new teef, new brows. She actually looks... pretty.
Oh...and BTW... I bet Playboy does change it's mind.
She looks like a brand new person. I don't think it was surgery, it looks like a lot less war paint and lighter hair. She may have gained a little weight to fill out her face. She really looks good. Let's just hope she stops those ridiculous facial expressions and gets a speech coach.
This is a really good side-by-side at the same angle where you can see everything on her face is the same but the makeup and hair are different. http://www.eonline.com/news/347457/courtney-stodden-debuts-dramatic-new-...
And her original teef were really jacked up, but I don't think the big white chickets are what's making the biggest difference here.
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I'd say, subtle nose job and lip enhancers and of course the teeth and chin. But who knows with plastic surgery, she may have had more subtle stuff done like cheeks and eyes and brows etc, either way now we know why she disappeared for a while & we had some peace! lol
I'm with VVixen and Daniee... Court got some veneers.
Her teeth look too big for her mouth now.
The de-skankification of Stodden was a tremendous success. Obviously, her last ditch attempt to convince the people over at Playboy that she is indeed pictorial worthy. But the question remains...
can she have the hep marks around her va-jay-jay airbrushed away before her spread?!
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The plastic surgery on Courtney is great. I think she looks really pretty.
Now can we go back to ignoring her?
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The only things that are obvious are veneers and some minor chin work (although often dental cosmetic work makes the chin look smaller). But who the fuck knows with these creepy peeps.
I don't quite get how Miseralba's pants "aren't for pilates"? Hmmm.
Eva LongBoreia....zzzzz.
@Detective_LaHoya - "instead of setting the bronzer nozzle to whore"...awesome! Is that a MAC shade? :)
Court is looking much better now... if she would remove 1/2 the makeup and tan spackle... Doug still gives me the creeps.
Baby Maxi is a cutie pie!
YES, to the Dr. Who defense! ;)
Carmen looks good too.
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Just looks like teeth whitening and makeup to me. There's something so people pleasing and insecure about this picture and it's kind of depressing. As if she's becoming insecure and reality is setting in as the teenage bravado fades. Her body also creeps me out. It is a preteen girl's body with implants, and it doesn't look like puberty is complete. If she makes her own money and gets away from him, I'll be happy for her. She has Playboy chops, but it looks like it will take a few years of charm school before she gets there. And I would prefer that any young woman go to school or develop a talent before Playboy, but oh well.
You know I would really like to see someone like Kathy bates play Maggie the cat. I bet she could tear it up.
Oh how I'll miss the Iguana Princess. I do have to admit, she looks a lot better now. It's the dye job, and the make up, I don't think she got surgery. At least not on her face. And I don't know musicals, but anything Hugh Jackmeoff does, I will Fap to
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She definitely got caps, she had tiny little gremlin teefs before.
Vodka is my only friend.
she def got her teeth done..huge caps
Something's different and it's not just her make-up and whitened teeth. She looks good though. Her pedohusband creeps me out.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
She definitely got her teeth done-they were smaller before and most likely jacked
says a lot that whore red lipstick and platinum blonde hair made her look classier.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:50pm.
She's still a mess but she looks better when she's not all tarted up.
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I am thinking that she did have cheek implants and her nose refined. Compare the present picture with this one where she is wearing pink.
http://www.toofab.com/2011/10/26/courtney-stodden-before-after-doug-dutc...
You can see she now has what might be implants and her nose looks more natural now.
Good for her. She is cute now.
Rande, it's like night and day. She looks so much better like this.
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So what is Khloe Kardashian doing in the Drunken Stepfather link? I click on it but it won't load.
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The eonline story has a side-by-side: http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012820/reg_1024.courtney....
It really looks like just makeup and hair are different. I think she had a nose job before she was (in)famous.
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Kathy Griffin looks awfully scary , wow ashen white paralytic forehead uuuugh she sends shivers down my spine. So over that stupid bun head hairdo yuk so 2009 !
C. S. Has a pretty face but she's a shallow pond who thinks she's an ocean. Hope her new beauty routine / makeup look lasts and she doesn't revert back to her lizard look. Her potential is stifled by her D. O. M. husband and pimp mom.
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Two words: nose and job.
she did something, go to her twitter, the background image is her in a bathtub with very minimal make-up and her face there looks nothing like it does here, so the difference is more than make-up
wait, the pics are from different times. maybe new cheeks, indeed! and other slight improvements or modifications. Still, job well done by the surgeon. You just don't go from iguana to goddess by laying off the hair spray and adjusting your make up. no.
Don't think is surgery. She just went for what the rep said.. New makeup and hair and coloured contacts. Amazing how quick that happens when Playboy says no thanks.
And Moss was absolutely wrecked last week during Fahion week. So unlikely to be pregnant.
looks like she sobered up.
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clicked on the link. There are more pictures where she looks more like her old self with better hair and make up, but no work done from what i can tell tell. Still as dumb as ever by the other poses.
that literally looks like an entirely different person.
she's pretty. Unrecognizable. Was it only the hair and make up? She looks like an entirely different person.
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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:24pm.
Although it pains me to defend the iguana, I don't think she's had any surgery. She got rid of the frosty lipstick and dark eye makeup, used a natural shade of foundation and blush instead of setting the bronzer nozzle to whore, and she's lightened her hair (Look ma! No roots!)
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I agree. Plus, her mouth isn't all twisted up and her eyes are open. She looks a lot like the pics from her pre-Doug days. http://static.globalgrind.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/gallery_ima...
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Once I got over the shock of that being Courtney the first thing I noticed was she looks less doped up.
Team Courtney was shocked when Playboy turned them down so Courtney 2.0 will be more girl next door. Kate Moss better not be pregnant given the recent pictures of her being very fucked up after clubbing hard with the husband and friends.
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Although it pains me to defend the iguana, I don't think she's had any surgery. She got rid of the frosty lipstick and dark eye makeup, used a natural shade of foundation and blush instead of setting the bronzer nozzle to whore, and she's lightened her hair (Look ma! No roots!)
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Thank Zeus she's not wearing that metallic lipstick!
Other than that, she's still a sad, desperate famewhore.
In the pix of her walking around The Grove a day or two ago, she looks the same as always, so I guess this is just new makeup and styling (or even P-shop?).
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I'm sure she is preparing for a richer and more famous husband now that she's 18. Doug is a joke. And so is she, and but at least she's still young. There is no excuse for him.
ok, I have no life and compared it to old pics. Her chin is pointier now, and her cheeks are way more defined. Thats all i got.
The plastic surgeon just peeled her face back and smashed it with a big mallet...then glued the bones back together...et viola! Still lots of spackle on that mug.
I bet her PR or someone from "couples therapy" told her to tone down her makeup so her and Doug's age difference is even more prominent.
CS is actually quite stunning in that pic. If she sandblasted off the street-walker lacquer, stopped wearing the Teri Weigel-esque porn star dresses (circa 1988) and took off the ho heels, she'd look like an attractive *normal* young lady.
Of course that ain't happening in this lifetime, so this photo might be a historical one-off.
She got cheek implants or Juvederm injections in her cheeks, lip injections, and Botox under her eyebrows. At least that's what it looks like to me. I know far too much about plastic surgery, I blame the internet.
Submitted by Caramel on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:38pm.
What do people think she had done?
She does look very different.
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Teeth whitened. Lips plumped. Nose shaped. I actually think she had something injected around her eyes. Different color lipstick, fresh hair dye-job.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:30pm.
True. While we're at it, if only she could be funny, too.
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What do people think she had done?
She does look very different.