Open Post: Hosted By Benicio Del Toro
Here's Benicio Del Toro leaving Annabel's restaurant in London last night while doing all of the following:
1. Summing up the shitty as an enema from hell day I've had in one picture. (Seriously, you know you've had a jacked up day and are extra hazy in the brains when it takes you a good 5 seconds to realize that you're washing a banana peel instead of a fork.)
2. Showing us what it looks like when you think you're extra hard and try to match Tara Reid cocktail for cocktail while staring at her face.
3. Displaying the same face everyone made after finding out that his wolf jizz knocked up Kimbo Stewart.
4. Having a natural reaction to inhaling one of Tommy Girl's man chowder-scented butt queefs.
I'm going to grab a bottle of anything mind-numbing, put this picture next to a mirror and keep guzzling down the sweet nectar until my drunk face matches Benicio's drunk face.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:21pm.
Is it me or has it been an especially crazy week? It's been uphill every damn day here. And for everyone I know. Seriously, everyone has had some kind of crisis this week. A one step forward, two steps back kind of week.
It's not just you. After spending an ungodly amount of time on a project I had it ripped apart in class today (I got to school for art) and told it looked like a "child did it." Then he fell all over the girl who completely copies all her projects from Shutterstock.
Me too! What on earth is going on? I feel as though I have a target on my back
Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:10pm.
Isn't the guy with Tara Reid the dude who was her boyfriend in the 1st American Pie?
Thomas Ian Nicholas (I totally looked it up). If she didn't dine and drink at places like Annabel, she wouldn't have to work so hard for her money.
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Sam Flax, Fire Doesn't Burn Itself Live @ The Echo, Silverlake, 9/20/12
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I am forlorn that we always seem to miss each other here now.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:10pm.
I don't know how you can figure all that out! I get confused just when people change their avi pic.
and I'm grown and old, but if I ever said fuck in front of one of my elders I'd seriously get smacked.
Depending on how I use the word dam would get me a side-eye.
It's hard 'cause I have the filthiest mouth ever.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Pink on "The Daily Show?" wtf? has Stewart always done musical performances and I forgot? i thought that was Colbert's thing?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
{{LS}}
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Dillon, Armstrong) *caprica six was/is here*
Isn't the guy with Tara Reid the dude who was her boyfriend in the 1st American Pie?
Hi UBF!! I asked this below. if you have time, could you please answer some of this:
i need some help from our G.B. branch office, please. help me understand "presenters." are talk show hosts like [Piers]Morgan and [Graham] Norton called "presenters" and whoever your equivalent to Seacrest, Probst et al is] are also called "presenter" too?
and is Morgan supposed to be a "journalist" or just a show host? is it him and the Top Gear guy who have the fight-to-the-death hatred for each other, or Morgan and Norton?
tia!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:28pm.
Reeeeeeeeally?!?!?! Old human (aka my mother) calls me that on occasion, I should feel so honoured!
I know you're being facetious but I was thinking more along the lines of: "Jesus, look at that cunt's shorts!" remarked my friend Andrew, as we left the Willow Tea Rooms earlier this afternoon.
How you doing anyway? Have you found your own place yet?
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:28pm.
oooh, sorry about the jaw thing. mine locks once in a while and if your pain is close to that, yikes! i'm good - fresh out of shower, do a little more work, watch the NFL game, curse whichever of my fantasy players are under-performing, babble on about nothing on here. planning a easy night...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Every Sunday morning this is my look. (and hear you MK on the fked day, banana wash thing, I derped my way through most of the day and then, for the first time in years, time dragged the fk on for 45mins, cackling in my face, before 5p. Then I leave the office two minutes early and the office witch sees me THAT HO WAS OFF TODAY WHY THE FK IS SHE AT THE FKING OFFICE?!! wATch her say some shit about me leaving 2.2 minutes earlier) I'll go to HR, don't make me!
This week is strange. xo all. Happy Weekend is almost here.
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Dillon, Armstrong) *caprica six was/is here*
Cookie, the other fucking nut with the Elvis Avie, all her. So easy to spot at this point, its ridiculous. It amazes me how many long-timers still fall for her shit.
Later beb and can be!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"and occasionally raising troll blood pressure can be fun too"
Foxy, you do have a way with words:) You can
get someone's goat.
I'm off for the night.
Everyone have fun chatting.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:21pm.
Is it me or has it been an especially crazy week? It's been uphill every damn day here. And for everyone I know. Seriously, everyone has had some kind of crisis this week. A one step forward, two steps back kind of week.
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No, it isn't just you, Hekki. I am struggling to do the most basic things. My husband flies in Monday. It's all I can think about and am nearly immobilized. I actually DID get some stuff done today, and have more to do. But it has been a slog. Sorry you are having a tough week too, hon. Next week will be better, right?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by beb on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:25pm
Is it your birthday tomorrow?? If so,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 29 is a great age but 30's
EVEN BETTER!!!Trust me on this one:)
and Beb, sex is BETTER in 30's.
On that note, night.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:09pm.
later, Esteem!
sorry to all who are ill -- something is going around where i live too...
ETA: what up, mike!
Not much. Long week. TMJ bugging me (I "set" my jaw in a certain way when I'm stressed). Need a haircut.
You? :)
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:40pm.
Cunt is a term of endearment in the UK. It is more often used on men.
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Reeeeeeeeally?!?!?! Old human (aka my mother) calls me that on occasion, I should feel so honoured! Except I'm not a guy...
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:11pm.
Bebeh, are you coming in tomorrow at all or you don't know yet? ;)
Work? No, gotta be there unfortunately.
Heading to watch the debate:
A guy driving a pickup truck with more than 200K miles on it
Wife who was a local TV personality
Daughter almost made it to the top 10 on American Idol
Former Cosmo pin-up boy
vs.
A woman who claims she is of Indian heritage but won't prove it
Authored a cookbook, but blatantly plagiarized recipes.
Says kids are getting "hammered" by student loans while making $350K as a part-time Harvard professor
Wants to help those on the brink of foreclosure, but flipped foreclosed homes herself
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Is it me or has it been an especially crazy week? It's been uphill every damn day here. And for everyone I know. Seriously, everyone has had some kind of crisis this week. A one step forward, two steps back kind of week.
Bebeh, happy birthday tomorrow love if I don't see you. Have a great day! Have to step out for a bit, back later. ;)
LOL Lucy♥!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:05pm.
Now I have to put italics on the other one too, *goes back to edit*
I found it adorable, don't worry. Get well soon!
Bebeh, are you coming in tomorrow at all or you don't know yet? ;)
@Lucy♥, Pushy, I agree about sometimes insults are said in jest so they're not so bad.
Hi Foxxy, Esteem, Mike, evening crew! *waves*
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OMG, my cat is such a pig. She ate a whole can of Friskies plus a full bowl of dry food. She is skinny as a rail too. smdh
Bye Esteem
See ya later
Submitted by beb on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:04pm.
I knew you were one of the good guys. Lol. I catch your luvs for the BH in between the lines. ;-)
Enjoy your debate and the pizza with BH later sir, I have to put my head down so I can get out of here. Laters. ;-)
later, Esteem!
sorry to all who are ill -- something is going around where i live too...
ETA: what up, mike!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:04pm.
@mike -- i think esteem's fashion review speaks volumes ;-)
Lol, I missed that, but yeah. I mean I have a down jacket kinda like that, but mine's not satin and is worn only on the coldest days of the year.
Evening Foxxy, Within, others!
@ Foxxy
I hear ya, but sometimes it's just better to let it go, no? Stay strong and look forward!
I'm good, going back to my last push before I head out for the day. I'll catch ya later on. ;-)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:05pm.
Still advocating the extra spicy food. Back to 100% after feeling like crap Saturday.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Lucy♥, if you are feeling sick and dizzy, spelling doesn't count, just writing how it sounds in my congesded head. ahhaahah
Now I have to put italics on the other one too, *goes back to edit* lolololololol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:53pm.
Yes, I thought he was attractive. But that's where it stops.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
@mike -- i think esteem's fashion review speaks volumes ;-)
@ esteem -- hope ur good. let's just say this is a period where i am truly using you funny people as a diversion from my real life. i hate hate hate giving in simply because i don't have the resources to fight. always have, always will.
@ pushy -- that was not directed to you, but quite a few people around here do seem to do that. just keeping my adapter plugged in and not accidentally closing shit i need while i click on MK's thumbnails is all i can handle. oh, and occasionally raising troll blood pressure can be fun too ... ;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Bacony, don't think I've not noticed all this pesto talk! mmm mmm Lucky for you already ate something today, so there! hehehe
LOL at wolf jizz! But barf on TommyGirl's man chowder anything. That jacket and Top Gun shades, just no!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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What the hell kind of jacket is Tom Cruise wearing?
Foxy, " have no idea how you all keep track of who is banned, who logs in using what isp or user name, none of it. especially have no idea why you bother to do any of that when you are not MK or a part owner of this site. but, cracks me up every time i'm accused of being an alt. i'd have to hire an IT consultant to be an alt, lol"
You are kidding? Right? I don't keep track of this stuff. Shit, I'm doing good to keep track of a fuxking calendar. No, I just read where Mike was talking to Glambert about it. I sort of wanted to know because I do like to avoid those threads especially before I get broadsided.
Also, don't know what an Alt is. Was going to ask but shit, I ask so many basic computer things on here, I have to space them out.
I think this one means alternative name.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:53pm.
sore throad
LOL'd
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:44pm.
BTW, I ordered by Kate Rusby CD today. THey said it will take about a week.
Sweet! Once you've listened to it, let's geek out.
@ Foxxy Lol. How are you today lady? I read you yesterday, but was too busy at work and then too tired to get on and chat last night. You okay? Keep your chin up! ;-)
@DD
LOL! Pesto is one of those foods that folks tend to binge on for a bit and then don't want to see for a long time. Getting to that point as I type. *dips pretzel stick into pesto*
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Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:38pm.
Post the name of the one that has everyone fooled? If you're wrong, no harm, if you're right then that can be avoided. I hate being made a fool of.
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Ditto. I'd much rather make a fool of myself, thankyouverymuch.
Have a great Senate debate to watch tonight. :-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Bebeh, I remember you liked the pizza boy, or rather he liked you! Remember? You have to call him more than once a month yo! ;)
@Diamond, strep is highly contagious so best rest up and take your antibiotics. Hope you get rid of it. Mine's a sore throad and headache that won't go away. :( The usual this time of year.
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Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:40pm.
" Metro lumberjack look."
aaaaannndddd, we're back to "gay." thank you, Esteem. whew.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@Pushy: i see, i see. thx. i did not read back to the EC attack, just saw the aftermath and the repudiation of the "apology" blah blah blah.
i have no idea how you all keep track of who is banned, who logs in using what isp or user name, none of it. especially have no idea why you bother to do any of that when you are not MK or a part owner of this site. but, cracks me up every time i'm accused of being an alt. i'd have to hire an IT consultant to be an alt, lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Tara Reid has started with the face fillers. Her face already looks distorted, but pretty soon it will outgrow her body, and in 10 years (if she lives that long) she will be on the cover of US Magazine telling us a doctor fucked her up, again.
Geez; with that banner pic, Benicio looks like Frankenstein. He should have bolts coming out of his neck...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:28pm
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I know Whamo it's hard, but I agree with others, if you notice shit-stirring going on, that person is just trying to cause trouble. The last one did not fool me twice and I stopped reading anything it wrote after I saw it fighting with Glambert.
By the way, saw your Duet with Diamond, LOL ;)
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I haven't posted a Dreamin' Demon story in a while, but here's a real horse lover in (where else?) FL:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/09/18/florida-man-arrested-liking-horse...
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:40pm.
and why the hell is Tom Cruise wearing Suri's puffy jacket? and, it's out-of-season and the wrong color for this fall
are we sure he's gay?
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Lol, I was questioning why he's wearing a sweater *and* a jacket in LA in Sept...he has to be hot in all that. Metro lumberjack look.
@ Foxxy
I have been mesmerized by Tommygirl's shiny puffy jacket.