Open Post: Hosted By Benicio Del Toro
Here's Benicio Del Toro leaving Annabel's restaurant in London last night while doing all of the following:
1. Summing up the shitty as an enema from hell day I've had in one picture. (Seriously, you know you've had a jacked up day and are extra hazy in the brains when it takes you a good 5 seconds to realize that you're washing a banana peel instead of a fork.)
2. Showing us what it looks like when you think you're extra hard and try to match Tara Reid cocktail for cocktail while staring at her face.
3. Displaying the same face everyone made after finding out that his wolf jizz knocked up Kimbo Stewart.
4. Having a natural reaction to inhaling one of Tommy Girl's man chowder-scented butt queefs.
I'm going to grab a bottle of anything mind-numbing, put this picture next to a mirror and keep guzzling down the sweet nectar until my drunk face matches Benicio's drunk face.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:40pm.
Lucy, I did not know that, though now that you mention it--I think you told me this before.
OK then, I'll always think it someone speaking British:) Thanks:)
BTW, I ordered by Kate Rusby CD today. THey said it will take about a week.
@ Withy
What do you have? Cold? Hope you feel better.
Doc said I can't work. Hell, I can't even talk much right now. Good thing he gave me a note to take in to work. oh well, not much I can do. I'll be fine by Monday.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:36pm
I was reading the OP the next day after he/she went after EvilC. I can't really explain it Foxy but there was something in the wording and tone that made me think this is a man talking.
You know, more like a prick than a bitch.
But then sometimes I definately get the chick vibe so I don't know. Maybe it's a tag team and
these 2 are just laughing their heads off at us
because someone (including myself) always bites.
Anyhow, I guess it doesn't really matter.
asses are asses.
daaaayum, they all look tore the fuck up. good times!
and why the hell is Tom Cruise wearing Suri's puffy jacket? and, it's out-of-season and the wrong color for this fall
are we sure he's gay?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:36pm.
Bebeh, oh yes, the pizza boy, err...
Nothing slips past you. ;-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:35pm.
for most people, men and women over the age of say 45, this word just isn't used. Maybe it's OK for younger people but bottom line it is the vilest word to use to a woman.
Cunt is a term of endearment in the UK. It is more often used on men.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:36pm.
Nor do I. My only concern is some of you getting hurt, because it's happened more than once in the past.
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Post the name of the one that has everyone fooled? If you're wrong, no harm, if you're right then that can be avoided. I hate being made a fool of.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:33pm.
I think they don't like having them touched by someone they are not familiar with. Agreed on the groomer, though. I took ^^^ there once and he couldn't handle him. Too squirmy.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:31pm
Oh I didn't think it would have been my user name.
You lost me on that IP Static stuff. I am a computer retard.
Pushy, why do you think "he"?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:28pm
I'm with you, it must be exhausting to try and keep up with that many personalities. I've been reading and trying to figure out the why and came up with nothing. Lol. Maybe they're bored, or really do have 3-4 different personalities roaming in their head?
I was willing to let it go until I saw the back door attack happen this last time, I wasn't posting when that person pulled their prior stuff, but s/he's obviously got a screw or two loose.
Bebeh, oh yes, the pizza boy, err... I mean pizza. lol Hey if it's a paid learning opportunity why not!? I have meetings and meetings until mid next week. I HATE MEETINGS. lol You have Monday off? Means short week this and next! You should do a mini-vacation. ;)
@Diamond, Strep throat? Good thing you went to the dr. quickly. That shouldn't be left untreated. Can you work? Thought I caught something from ya, but mine's not strep... lol
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:33pm.
@ Mike
I have trouble burping out stuff on one profile. Can't imagine being able to juggle more than that. But then again, writing isn't my greatest skill in life.
Nor do I. My only concern is some of you getting hurt, because it's happened more than once in the past.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:23pm.
@DD
Fresh basil freezes really well for future use. Place some in ice cube trays and cover with agua, freeze, then pop them into zippy bags. Pesto freezes well, too. Great for when you want a super fast pasta dinner. Also, you can make an infused dipping oil with garlic and black pepper. Make a nice holiday or anytime gift. Just remember when cooking with heat to add it at the very end or it will change the flavor of da basil, and not in a good way!
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Thanks Bacon. I'll try freezing it. I made an tasty pasta dish but used walnut as my base for the pesto and I incorporated some fresh tomatoes. However, I have pesto overload now.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:28pm.
Some people have no other life than to go on the internet and start fights. It's a way to get attention that they are clearly not getting from others or the caretakers in their psych ward. Normal people don't like confrontation and stay away from places they aren't wanted. Clearly not everyone is normal.
My advice is still the same - since some of the screen names are clearly obvious we should just ignore. People who troll to start fights cannot be reasoned with or have their opinion changed (it's probably not really their real opinion anyways). Trolls who get ignored find other places to troll.
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Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:20pm
Glambert, I want to say something to you. Sometimes the rage and anger I read in your posts really bother me. But I was thinking about you last night (yes, I was) and I thought, you know
If I loved someone and wanted to be committed to that person for life and our legal system would not allow it---I'd be pretty angry as well.
I cannot begin to understand what that would be like.
On another note, I do have a problem with the word Cunt (yes I actually spelled it out) I know it's used here frequently and I do keep my mouth shut but you know Glambert, for most people, men and women over the age of say 45, this word just isn't used. Maybe it's OK for younger people but
bottom line it is the vilest word to use to a woman. Now, I know it actually does apply on a rare occasion but I don't know if the person you call that would really care. I think she is a he.
So I was watching the PGA Championship earlier (I know, I know, I'm pissweak), and um, when did Tiger Woods turn from a skinny dork into a BIG, BRUTE MAYUN? He had bulging delts and a scraggly chin-beard and everything.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:28pm.
I dont know I just don't get it.
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I'm with you, bud. You are an amazing Canadian. ;-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
@ Mike
I have trouble burping out stuff on one profile. Can't imagine being able to juggle more than that. But then again, writing isn't my greatest skill in life.
@ Beb, I wouldn't want my dog to smell like smoke after having him groomed. That is very unprofessional in my opinion. My dog's nails are black and it makes it difficult to know where the quick is located, otherwise I would do it myself. Do your dogs dislike having their feet touched? Mine hates it.
I have NEVER dropped the fuck word or any other swear word in front of my parents. Ever. I'd get the mouth slapped right off my face if I did.
having gone tit-to-tit with both of them, fwiw i don't think she's cookie. smarter than cookie, and diff type of crazy. the person who stepped up to defend cookie today? yes.
i need some help from our G.B. branch office, please. help me understand "presenters." are talk show hosts like Morgan and Norton called "presenters" and whoever your equivalent to Seacrest, Probst et al is] are also called "presenter" too?
and is Morgan supposed to be a "journalist" or just a show host? is it him and the Top Gear guy who have the fight-to-the-death hatred for each other, or Morgan and Norton?
tia!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:27pm.
I don't think you're one of the usernames, FYI.
And it's verrry easy have a non-static IP.
Hi Withy
I've went to the doc and I've got strep throat. I feel like someone stuck a hot fire poker down my froat. I didn't sleep at all last night. Anyhow, not a good impression for starting a job so soon and to get sick. :-(
How are you doing?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:20pm.
Other than the doggeh situation, things are going pretty well here. BH is working tonight, so I may order him a pizza for all the crap he went through today. Unfortunately, I don't have tomorrow off - instead, I have a 2 1/2 hour "learning opportunity" that every employee is expected to attend, followed by an anniversary lunch "celebration." I'm off Monday, though. :-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:25pm.
First time I dropped the F bomb in front of my mom I was on the phone with my gf and said "you gotta be FUCKIN kidding me?" mom spins around and I said "YOU'RE FROM PUBLISHERS CLEARINGHOUSE AND MY MOM JUST ONE A MILLION FREAKIN DOLLARS?!!" She said jack, you are more full of shit than your father... watch your mouth" and turned around LOLL!!!!! she's awesome.
I'm out. I'm picking up Lil G and take her to dinner *sucker*
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:10pm.
Glambert, she is working at least another three
There's one username she's using that has nearly everyone fooled. She'll flip out using that one eventually though, I'm sure. You get an inkling when someone disagrees, occasionally.
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I must be clueless because I have no idea who or how someone has multiple names, who was who at what time, when they changed how they changed. How do you know if someone has had or is using more than one name?
I don't even understand why someone would do it anywa, you're anonymous, why be anonymous times three?
I dont know I just don't get it.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:21pm
I know you want to be a nice guy and help me out here as I prefer to avoid any threads where someone appears. I do take meds for BP. Controlled but still.
I still am not a huge fan of twat and probably would never LOVE it but am trying to realize it does not have the negative connotation I used to associate it with.
I do think Michael can ban an IPO (I think that's the term) but remember this person is very well off and can have a multitude of computers to his/her fingertips.
@ EH
I got tickets to Red Hot Chilli Peppers and to Journey with Loverboy and Night Ranger. LOL "Turn me loose, turn me loose"
MJT - it's 88, no humidity, with a slight breeze and not a cloud in the sky... it's fuckin NICE
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:15pm.
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Jack, l know. My daughter doesn't swear but my son dropped the F bomb on me the other day. He got his Jeep stuck in the mud and he called me telling me this long, detailed story and in the middle of it he said fuck. I said WHAT? He starts to tell me the story again and I said dude no more dropping the f bomb to your mother. My husband stared laughing and said where is his jeep and is it still stuck. I had no idea. Priorities man.;-/
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:21pm.
She sure does :) *cues Charlie Daniels*
It's gross today. Gray and dreary. But atleast it's not 1000 degrees outside.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Hey Glambert, if you notice, let MK know. ;)
@Diamond, are you feeling any better?
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Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:20pm.
Haha, maybe, I usually skip over that person's comments. I'll read someone until they get offensive, then just skip. So I haven't read Cookie enough to know if the language skills are the same, etc.
@DD
Fresh basil freezes really well for future use. Place some in ice cube trays and cover with agua, freeze, then pop them into zippy bags. Pesto freezes well, too. Great for when you want a super fast pasta dinner. Also, you can make an infused dipping oil with garlic and black pepper. Make a nice holiday or anytime gift. Just remember when cooking with heat to add it at the very end or it will change the flavor of da basil, and not in a good way!
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Good Bebeh, a bit blech. Nothing as exciting as your day off. Just saw your BH definition heheheehe. I told you it was mostly "Babe Husband" but I like "Beautiful" too, LOLOL (I know you said the other, had to look that up the first time I saw that). Day off tomorrow? yay or nay?
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:19pm.
thanks... and yea, she's smart (aka PLAYS ME LIKE A FREAKIN FIDDLE)
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:10pm.
Glambert, she is working at least another three usernames at this time (at least what i have seen today), and for everyone banned, there are two more coming back. Fuck getting her banned at this point, i point her out to people who care to know, if they don`t wanna know, they can skip my posts and wait to get burned.
There's one username she's using that has nearly everyone fooled. She'll flip out using that one eventually though, I'm sure. You get an inkling when someone disagrees, occasionally.
@ beb
Hi there! ;-)
Sorry your big baby was injured. Poor thing, but it sounds like he's loved.
How's life in your neck of the woods?
Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:07pm.
Pst. Look around. ;-)
There's a new one s/he introduced while still on estee that I saw. And another today I think. I guess MK isn't able to ban ISPs.
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Ugh! What a nightmare. She is probably cookie monster too.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:15pm.
Madonna!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:15pm.
I wish. Just saw Florence + The Machine last week and was a bit disappointed. Part of it was the acoustics, but she lip synched through a couple big songs (i.e. "No Light, No Light")
Saw that P!nk is heading back out. She puts on a pretty good show.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
UBF - I understand... this is the second time I've bought it for her (one week sessions). I know I shouldn't... *bad*
bebe - lol, that shit is more like 40% of my problems!!! sometimes I'm a little dense, plus I have insufficient reading comprehension skills...
EH - I'm going to see Red Hot Chile Peppers in October... that's all I got
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:06pm.
She's a smart girl that one ;)
You guys are sweet together :)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:14pm.
Sometimes too much for their own good.
How you doin'?
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:09pm.
Well, hello there. ;-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:12pm.
She's had the same thing happen to her... the deal is, she's almost 18, she swears around me SOMETIMES but it's either quoting a movie or something like that. She rarely swears around me just having a conversation, etc... and never drops the eff bomb (around me, anyway) so to receive that text... let's just say I may have blacked out for a moment from yelling...
Anyone see any good concerts lately?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Oh Bebeh, sorry for the doggy accident and his bandaged little paw :'( Kinda lucky it could be treated nearby. If he's eating he should be ok. Of course, his little brother noticed all the attention... doggies are very intelligent! ღღღ <333
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