Two Lindsay Lohan Crashes In One Post!
Below is surveillance video of Lindsay Lohan allegedly knocking some dude's knee cap out with her Porsche SUV. The video is blurry, confusing and you can't really tell what's going on in reality, so basically it's like looking through Lindsay Lohan's coke eyes. You can sort of see LiLo graze the dude before he runs after her. It doesn't even look like Blohan's dumb ass hit him, but she should still be strung up and forced to serve several life sentences for the crash going on in the trailer above.
Lifetime released the first trailer for Liz & Dick and I think we should all be thanking the gods above, because Christmas has been moved up to November this year. This is truly a gift to us all. Future historians will call this the biggest disaster to happen on American soil in 2012. If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does. Hell, it would sound more like La Liz than La Lindz does. The wigs! The voice! The EVERYTHING! I haven't been this excited about a pile of shit since my last enema. This mess is going to be glorious.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 11:39am.
DONT WATCH THIS!!!! Wait for the rerun! Lifetime will play it on loop for 24 hours anyway!!!
Oh come on GG...Cle-ho-patra!
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Submitted by Cowjam on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 7:57am.
If it's any comfort, I hate those fucking region-locked videos. Content Nazis.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Hahaha! It always makes me laugh when people say shit like "I wish she'd get it together, she's a great actress". I know people liked Mean Girls (I don't know why though)but I really didn't think her role took a lot of acting chops. She was good in the Parent Trap remake though...
Dear god make it stop. Her VOICE is atrocious.
Do they even give Razzies for made-for-TV movies??
BWWAAAAHHAAAAA!
Still laughing at "well, she certainly makes quite an entrance" then it shows her slumping into a room with absolutely no charisma. Even I could get Liz's accent & presence down better than lilo.
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
Hair provided by the dumpster outside of "Shhh, It's a Wig".
You gotta be a serious masochist to watch this piece of shit Lifetime movie.
Submitted by daryl hannah montana on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:06am.
Too bad they don't have Photoshop for motion pictures. She looks nothing like Liz.
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They do have Photoshop for motion pictures. Remember Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland?
DONT WATCH THIS!!!! Wait for the rerun! Lifetime will play it on loop for 24 hours anyway!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 7:44am.
I LOVE Mean Girls...hilarious movie. Lindsay was not the reason it was good or funny. Her role could have easily been played by any other young teen. Lizzy Caplan and Rachel McAdams are the best part of that movie.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Am I the only one who think it kind of looks better than expected? Can't wait to see it. Really want to see if it's a disaster or not. You can't really tell from the trailer.
I am totally watching this hot, steaming bowl of mess.
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So there wasn't much dialogue from LiLo in that clip, but, honestly, Liz & Dick doesn't look *that* bad to me. Shrug.
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Devil's advocate.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:25am.
Speaking of shit, I had a dream last night that I was using a public restroom, and in walks Lindsay. She demanded that I get out of the bathroom because she was Lindsay Lohan and she needed to pee
are you sure that wasn't Jessica Biel? :)
Why thank you Hekki!
Ophelia's Evil Twin - I love Marge's sisters! Classy ladies!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:58am.
Oh My Christ, what a HIDEOUS voice!
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I know right? they might as well have cast either of these lovely gals:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2K21UvwBpk
"If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does."
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Holy fuck me twice shit Jebus Christ!!!! My face ACHES!!!!
And ANOTHER thing. I don't feel sorry for her that some guy is overplaying his knee graze by her car. She's the biggest grifter out there, and doesn't give two breaths about any of the people she scams.
Submitted by IrishFury: "...This trick sounds like she's treating her flu symptoms with a crack pipe."
Submitted by WhitneyHagas: "...That Grant bowler dude had to kiss lohan..."
Submitted by Caramel: "...I've seen nutria that look more like Richard Burton than that guy."
Submitted by Stan Hooper: "...Lilo sounds like she is channeling serial killer Arlene Wournos."
You horz are cracking me up today. I mean, you always shine in the Lindsay comments, but these are just of a few of the good ones.
Oh My Christ, what a HIDEOUS voice!
All smoker-has-a-bad-cold voice.
Liz had a very well know mid-Atlantic accent and very velvety voice. It was part of her.
This trick sounds like she's treating her flu symptoms with a crack pipe. Absolutely gross.
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Dark-sided!
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
that voice. as a taylor admirer since childhood i find Lindsay doing Elizabeth offensive. frigging chain smoking, cokehead, pill popper voice.
Cowjam...Lmao! You didn't miss much.
Speaking of shit, I had a dream last night that I was using a public restroom, and in walks Lindsay. She demanded that I get out of the bathroom because she was Lindsay Lohan and she needed to pee, and called me all kinds of names. I told her to stfu and to NEVER interrupt my toilet time. I then threw a piece of poo at her. Lmao!
* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Cowjam on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 7:57am.
"The uploader has not made this video available in your country".
Sorry everyone. Those loud sounds you just heard were my screams of anguish from the other side of the planet.
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It did the same thing to me. Try this Cowjam:
you have scroll down a bit for the trailer...
http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=26165&count=0
Too bad they don't have Photoshop for motion pictures. She looks nothing like Liz.
You know everyone is gonna watch the shit out of this because it looks so horrible. Who knows, this might be as bad-good as Showgirls. Don't let me down, Linds!
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BIO had a two hour show on Liz and even til the day she died she had this soft girlish yet sexy voice. Lilo sounds like she is channeling serial killer Arlene Wournos.
man..the Mayans were right...it's freaking over!!!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
"The uploader has not made this video available in your country".
Sorry everyone. Those loud sounds you just heard were my screams of anguish from the other side of the planet.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 7:44am.
when they try to describe Lilo as a good actress they always mention Mean Girls
Yeah, when: (a) that film is overrated, and (b) she was a nonentity in it.
"If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does. Hell, it would sound more like La Liz than La Lindz does."
bahahahaha!!! You know what MK? you prolly are right.
A Razzie Award is too good for this mess,
and of course I can't wait to see it
My favorite line people use when they try to describe Lilo as a good actress they always mention Mean Girls....really? That's your reference point?
I don't understand why people are always making excuses for this girl.
LIVE BLOG!!! LIVE BLOG!!! LIVE BLOG!!! LIVE BLOG!!! LIVE BLOG!!!
Pile of shit? Yup
Will i watch? HELL'S YEAH!!!!!
MK!! we need a live blog for this!
maybe work out some kind of drinking game?
and the wig and cat eyes on your asshole.. I snorted out my Hawaiian Punch I was drinking
If this hot ass mess was streaming on a jumbo screen in my driveway, I would not even open my blinds to view this visual fuckery.
EPIC FAIL!
Someone send the strawberry snortcake away...for GOOD!
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Submitted by JulzNo1Zero on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 10:40pm.
"At least try not to sound like a 40 year old truck stop hooker with a 2 pack a day smoking habit. "
That's because she sounds like her mom.
Can't wait for this mess.... we must have live blogging on this.
How is she an actress if she can't act?
From now, on I'm a surgeon.
HAhahahahaha....gasp...gasp...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..!!!!!
Hot mess is RIGHT loopy!!! =)
"I really hate you right now!". Now she knows how we feel. =p
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
hot mess.
i saw this on tv tonight and it looked like a ton of makeout/sex scenes. im sure that was very hard for her to do. she may get an emmy out of this one.
seriously though, it looks like shit. can't wait to watch it, and im only watching it because i know all you horz will be talking about it the next day and i dont want to feel left out.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
ha ha ha On Talk Soup they had a segment called Amanda and Lindsay's drag race to death. They are in competition for biggest fuck-up ever.
And PLEASE, can we have a live-blog of this wretched filth when it airs, MK? I've been deprived.
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"....the Ghost of Priscilla Presley's Past" ~ MK
I had to stop it when Lohan said, wheezily i may add "Who's counting?!"... Bitch, get on the patch!
And Lifetime couldn't spring for Camilla Belle? It's not like she's busy, and she pulled off the blue contacts look already.
http://kkblumush-eyebrowsarebackyo.buzznet.com/user/photos/elizabeth-tay...
http://blog.jaclynday.com/post/51234024/i-had-most-assuredly-made-up-my-...
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"....the Ghost of Priscilla Presley's Past" ~ MK
God Almighty what fresh hell is this? That is categorically the worst, most low budget looking movie trailer I think I have ever seen. I mean, even for Lifetime. Bruce Vilanch would make a more believable Liz than that dehydrated pill-popping turd.
Richard Burton?
I've seen nutria that look more like Richard Burton than that guy.
oh dear, is that trailer really the best scenes from this mess? and I must concur, her wretched smokers rasp is dreadful and totally un-Liz-like.
can we PLEASE get a live blog for this? 'cos you just KNOW we'll all be watching with a bottle of cheap gin in one hand and a crappy Domino's in the other laughing our asses off!
Tojo, I know, everything was big, the jewels, the shoulder pads, everything! Lol
@Randés, you got that right. Not willingly anyway...
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OLOLOL thanks for that clip! Her hair...it doesn't move!
tojo, her voice is so soothing! hahaha at Oprahs hair and the 80's music!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 12:56am.
I have the feeling that Lifetime will promote the heck out of it bw now and then and MK will post about it before, during, and after. My watching or reading that won't put a dime in Lohan's pocket.
Lindsey's just a big joke...
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