Monday, September 24th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 21st!
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
Pimp Mama Kris' latest business venture: franchising the Kardashian's Get Famous Formula
Arnies housekeeper washes the bleach off her hands before she gets to work on polishing his kn*b...
North Korean Scientologists believe that Tom Cruise had a supernatural birth, once shot a 38 on 18 holes of golf, has never taken a dump - and, more incredibly, that he stands well over six feet tall, is "well-endowed," and has sex with women.
One of the early, lesser known works of Michaelangelo.
This guy obviously doesn't swallow.
He orduh the #1.......#2 line is in the back.....
Jessica Biel make appear to take a lot of Justin's shit in public but now we know who's really in charge behind closed doors.
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"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Maybe Paris Hilton was right, gays are the horniest and know no bounds in getting some.
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"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Left: How Tommy Girl sees himself.
Right: What Tommy Girl really is.
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"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Khloe and Lamar's sex tape leaks to the public. Maybe now we know why there have been fertility issues...
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"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Mans take on safe drinking water.
Finally! Our first look at the long awaited sequel to "The Waterboy"
That explains the plumber's crack.....
Fuck you, John Hamm.
Browsing for backyard garden furniture, the salesman told me they call this one the 'Kim Kardashian'
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Since Katie left and suri's no longer around, Tommygirl's been redecorating
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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What IS the frequency, Kenneth?
The Federline Fertility Clinic is officially open for business.
Every winter emergency medical services are called in to remove John Travolta's tongue.
Water will run for 1 minute at a time, after which you will need to wait 20minutes to an hour for the next use.
When mime artists just go too far...
Once ya go lead, you're better off dead
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He's got all the right plumbing, Can we keep him mom, can we?
~*~A Pirates Life For Me~*~
Don't was your hands where I pee, pee where I pee please.
~*~A Pirates Life For Me~*~
Rose was arrested for trespassing, she was caught washing her hands in fountain on the Travolta estate.
James Deen had many "side hustles" on his way to mainstream stardom.
While attending her recent physical due to her weight gain, Lady GaGa was caught in the nude after someone pulled the fire alarm and the building was evacuated.
Ken Jeong just didn't feel clean after using the Tom Cruise fountain.
Beer drinking? German Scientologists have something else in mind for Oktoberfest.
For lubrication rub it semi-firmly.
If you rub it, you get lotion.
One can dry each hand by passing it in between the butt cheeks. Hey it's efficient!
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Ryan Lochte just can't stop peeing in pools.
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CNN News Update: The U.S. has finally taken revenge against the Chinese for going pee pee in our Coke.
Yes, as a matter of fact we do have hard water here.
John Travolta: "Hey, he looks exactly like the
men I have stationed at the entrance of my boudoir."