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The goat-saving hero pig!
When a terrified little goat almost drowned its way to Jesus, it couldn't count on the dude behind the camera to save it, but it could count on a pig friend. The pig suddenly became Captain Save-A-Goat when it jumped into the water and saved the goat's life. Okay, it's not like the pig put the goat on its back, swam to land and soothed its nerves by serenading it with Farmer Hogget's lullaby. The pig just swam to the goat and was like, "This way, bitch." But it's still a hero and the Navy SEALs should recruit it.
And I know this where I'm supposed to say, "That'll do, pig. That'll do," but instead I'm going to say, "That'll do, human," at the motherfucker STUNT QUEEN who didn't help a goat out.
Pigs: ALL THE POINTS
Humans: NONE OF THE POINTS
via The Daily What
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"That'll do, human," at the motherfucker STUNT QUEEN who didn't help a goat out.
Pigs: ALL THE POINTS
Humans: NONE OF THE POINTS
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HAHAAHAHA MK, the end. Pigs are hella smart! And too cute.
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I don't give two shits about the fact that the human "could have drowned". The water was only a few feet deep! Enough to drown that poor little goat, but not enough to drown a human. Anyone who can stand idly by and watch a petrified animal die is a CUNT. (And I don't use that word lightly.)
The awesome pig and the goat need to make a nice snack out of that asshole, starting with his balls.
me want adorable hero piggy to come and live with me and save my dumb ass dalmatian who wants to go swimming and cannot fucking well swim....
I love piggy.
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Saw this on one of the morning shows and it warmed my hate-filled heart. I love that little piggeh.
That was adorable. Maybe they're training the pig to be in movies or something? Seems strange, the 'goat in the water' thing...
animals will always be cooler, nicer, braver, sweeter and smarter than 1000% of the people on planet earth, but I think this was staged...cause I can't help but think to myself who has a video camera handy when a pet is stranded in the water, I think Mr. Pig new his lines, and Mr. Baby Goat did too, this was their big acting debut for a future on Animal Planet, so everyone was "working it" to the best of their ability!! Long live critters anyhow...still love, like and appreciate them more than two leggeds.
Saw this yesterday....Pig didn't even ask for any praise or thank yous. I love pigs.
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Haha whamo,
I hadn't had my caffeine when I saw this and I was about to cry! Now that I've taken a nap and had 16 oz of caffeine, I'm wondering if the owner is just training them for something. But if not he can diaf. Yeah, I get emo with animals.
Bravo Hero pig! I agree Mrs. Patrick Campbell, revoke the pig's death sentence.
Compassion + Cuteness= Overload of XOXOXOXos for animals.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww this makes me miss living out in the country and seeing all the baby farm animals. And LOL at "drowned its way to Jesus". Good lil' piggy!!
When I was in the high desert, I had horrible elevation sickness to where I couldn't even walk. I was staying with family and on the couch when the family dog goes in my room, grabs a water bottle from my bag and gives it to me. I just heart animals so much. I'm a meat eater but still appreciate their mark on the world.
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That was really cute! I love baby pigs. And the goat is adorable too.
This video I can watch, the Kanye video, NO NO NO
Awww! So cute!
We hope that precious little citizen pig has a long and happy life and goes to heaven from old age.
Ah, this is too cute!
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 9:43am
My Little Man Oscar (rip) loved the water.
He would run and leap in a pool and even would jump off a diving board. We should have gotten video of that. The 2 I have now, we had to train to find the steps over and over.
I may not be a vegetarian, but I do not eat baby animals (veal, piglet or lamb)or goats of any age! Have you seen baby goats and sheep? I could not in a million years eat something that cute! can't give up burgers and bratwurst and such, but at least they are big grown ass animals!
Ugh could that pig be any fatter?
*snuggles to him*
That'll do, pig.
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Methinks this was a setup. AssDude yelled "Goat in the water" like it was a cue or had happened many times before. Piggy is an actor as well as hero.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
My dog growing up loved to swim and just sit on the top step of our pool. The dog I have now has never been near a pool, lake, river or ocean. I'm afraid she might not know how to swim :( Imma go get her some goggles, life jacket AND water wings!
Good job, little piggy!
Yea....this is enough to make me become a vegetarian.
Goats are way smart, too, and generally have sweet natures.
I agree about not trying to rescue animals--at least non-housepets--like that baby grizzly on the Kenai recently. Most of 'em make it fine on their own; the ones that don't, well, that's nature for ya.
The B-minus actress Zina Bethune was killed on Forest Lawn Dr. earlier this year when she stopped at night to help a possum (already dead, it turns out), then was struck by another hit-and-run car.
I won't eat pig anymore. I only liked bacon before but now I stay away from that too. There are far too many f*cked up "farms" so now I only buy organic meat and actually research the companies... ANYWHO I love the movie Babe. It makes me tear up but that little piggers is so presh. And the mice are pretty funny too.
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Oh.My.God. That was adorable. <3
Animals have more compassion than most humans. This is why I love them.
And to think people kill these sweet babies and eat them. :'( ugh. Baaaad people.
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Damn, there's a bun, some cole slaw and hot sauce with piggy's name on it somewhere.
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Damn, that made the rock in my chest roll over a bit. Fuck "that'll do, pig" Way to go, piggy!! Sweet act of bravery, lil' piggy.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 9:57am.
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Tex, I was actually agreeing with you. Some of these little dogs are not natural swimmers. They need to be monitored around water like toddlers
Awwww, made me cry. Anyway.......
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There was a rock under that water the goat was standing on, at one point he stops moving and you can tell he's standing (on one toe perhaps) on it.
It seemes like the pig had done this before. Pigs are brilliant critters and little piglets are the cute little critters and when they grow up they taste great with cheese, tomatoes mayo and a little salt and pepper Bawahaaaa!!!!
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I'm just stating that seriously, like a toddler it might be a good idea to teach a pet how to get out of the water if they fall in. I know one couple who was so upset they tore up their "killer" pool and put down a lawn after they lost their little poodle. Yep, they're very rich and can act on a whim.
And I know this where I'm supposed to say, "That'll do, pig. That'll do,"
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MK, I love that you are quoting The Replacements.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Jumbo: Screw you, Cockroach.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: I'll have to find your dick first.
Every year, well-meaning human beings die trying to rescue animals who are "drowning". The humans drown and the animals survive.
People also die trying to save other humans from drowning. Drowning people will panic and pull you down with them. There is a reason lifeguards receive extensive training and certification - saving people from drowning is serious business and most people cannot do it.
It's a terrible dilemma, and it depends on many factors, but I wouldn't risk my LIFE to save a goat.
Submitted by CashewTime on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 9:17am.
but is probably some idiot who will eat them if they don't get him a Tv appearance
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LOL, what? I'm sorry that made me laugh.
I can just see a poor pig tap dancing his ass off, sweat pouring down side eyeing the judges and his owner hoping to sweet geeezuz he passes the audition.
"This way, bitch."
Love you! for bringing the funnies on a Friday morning!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 9:12am.
You're being far to cruel on the STUNT QUEEN. He's teaching that goat survival skills. I know plenty of people who have lost dogs in swimming pools. Seems it's always a dachshund. Those wiener dogs can't swim can they (nor do they have hero pig
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Tex, I have a dachshund and he loves the water. He can swim but not for very long because his little legs get tired and his body gets off balance.
Submitted by CashewTime on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 9:17am.
Fucking ASSHOLE human. Should be ashamed, but is probably some idiot who will eat them if they don't get him a Tv appearance. And this is why I can't eat pig.
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I can't eat pig either since they are so smart and lovable.
Aww, MK, I'm so glad you posted this. I saw it on Yahoo and watched it over and over.
It's a cruel fact that pigs are very intelligent animals, more so than most dogs. Yet their only purpose in life is to be eaten. At least with a goat you could justify keeping it for it's milk or hair. But a pig doesn't have that luxury.
There was an article in the Daily Mail (yes, I know it's a fucktard paper but still...) about a farm in the US that had been secretly recorded committing the most depraved, disgusting acts on pigs due for slaughter. It disturbed me so much I haven't touched any pork products since.
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And this is why we all love Charlotte's Webb. Why I would bet this pig has "Hero" written in it's web...right before the Stunt Queen decides...oh jeez I just forgot about that part of the story...RUN PIG RUN.
Even if - or especially if? - that was a human being drowning I'm pretty sure there'd be people standing around filming it instead of helping.
My heart nearly burst watching this (on mute). Animals are so adorable.
Aww, this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I love animals. Humans, not so much. *punches self in face*
And this is why, no matter how hard I try I can't love humankind. Who da fuck records this instead of helping? Who da fuck is less considerate than "bacon"?
Fucking ASSHOLE human. Should be ashamed, but is probably some idiot who will eat them if they don't get him a Tv appearance. And this is why I can't eat pig.
Goddamn you pig *raises fists to sky* That was Gladyslove!
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Goat should've head butted dude behind the camera n said f u! Glad it made it out tho...good job pig!
pigs are one of the smartest animals(and most compassionate huh :) SUPERPIG
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You're being far to cruel on the STUNT QUEEN. He's teaching that goat survival skills. I know plenty of people who have lost dogs in swimming pools. Seems it's always a dachshund. Those wiener dogs can't swim can they (nor do they have hero pigs)