Open Post: Hosted By Agyness Deyn, Giovanni Ribisi And A Jar Of Peanut Butter
British model type Agyness Deyn got married to Forever Danny From The Other Sister To Me out of nowhere three months ago and I figured they'd be slipping signed divorce papers into the court's mail slot as soon as the buzz from whatever wrong shit they were on wore off. But nope, they're still getting wet for each other and here they are grossing everybody out at the grocery store in L.A. last night. You can't tell from these pictures, but behind the pap was a huge group of angry people who dropped all the crap they were going to buy and walked out of the store because they were no longer in the mood to buy food.
We get it, Agymess and Giovanni, you're totally in love and want to show this by looking like Alicia Silverstone and her son at lunch times. Or maybe love shit isn't going down in these pictures at all. Maybe Giovanni is completing the Scientology ritual of sucking half of his wife's soul into his head. Actually, that would be less gross than them mouth fucking in a place that has food in it. Nasty bitches. If they insist on doing this in a public place, Giovanni could at least give us some bulge shots or something. They're selfish.
That jar of peanut is probably wishing it had the ability to barf up chunks of itself.
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Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 9:20am.
I don't really know what to say to the girls that are having marital problems, but I'm going through a divorce (2nd husband). I have horrible taste in men. I make $30k more per year than my husband but he wanted me to get a second job to help pay bills that he incurred. I just finished paying the IRS backtaxes that we owed because he had no withholding for years on his part time pay and not enough withholding on his FT pay. He just got into a car accident last week with my daughter in the car.....he tried to make her walk to school from the scene of the accident....when he called me, I screamed at him to call her on her cell to walk back to him so that he could bring her to the pediatrician to have her checked. He also told me he needed $ to rent a car (deposit) to drive after the car was dropped off at the shop. He doesn't have $ to pay the ins. deductible, so I'm sure I'll be paying that too. He told me that if I wanted to buy a house, I would have to "go off and do that (myself)". He refused to go to marriage counseling in the spring and will not go anywhere with me (not even to visit my family). He pees in the bathtub. So recently I decided that perhaps we should go our separate ways.
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dang super. sounds like youre making the right choice. My former husband (im now remarried) used to pee out of doors and windows.. seriously.. wth is wrong with him? he was also a huge drinker and it got worse everytime he got back from being deployed. I tried to make it work but it was just too much for me. The house smelled of alcohol and he was going through a 30 pack a day.
@jack, hey big boy did you slip on your mechanic's overalls and fix your car?
Love-sick Canadian dentist ("Sandy Crocker"--snick) flies back to County Clare, Ireland, to try to find unknown woman he bumped into in café last year.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2207059/Canadian-dentist-flies-5...
Yeesh. Sounds romantic but maybe give it a go on FB then move on.
Submitted by 68Special on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 11:40am.
More Americans now die by suicide than die in car crashes.
This is the state of our country.
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That's an interesting factoid but no one knows what it means. Far too many variables to conclude anything. Maybe car safety is better? Maybe suicide is more socially acceptable? Even if you could link suicide to the state of the country, what part of it? Social disintegration? The economy? The death of religion? But fun to ponder, I agree.
More Americans now die by suicide than die in car crashes.
This is the state of our country.
hahaha! did you see that PMK had to wait like everybody else? or her assistant(read bruce)had to wait anyway.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/09/kris-jenner-tries-jump-iph...
god what a delusional witch.
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GG *double-drools* Omg, that sounds delicious. Don't worry, I worked out enough yesterday, you get a day's reprieve... but watch it for the next day or so, cuz you could tip over, hahahaha ☺☺☺
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WR I had:
Spicey tuna roll
Shrimp taco
Veggie taco wif portobello shrooms and an ancho sause
duck confit sope
all for $20!
Then as a treat the old man bought me a cream puff with chocolate and peanut butter!
Squeee! Wish you all could have gone!
And yes, I took my ass to the gym this morning. No rest for the wicked...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, thank you for not being all judgy. (And I'm turning all shades of green over your food truck extravaganza last night!)
I know he works long hours, and his commute is long, but some of his late nights he does to himself (video games, computer stuff). (I can understand wanting to watch a "big people" TV show, movie, or playing a game uninterrupted by a toddler or a phone call.)
But the whole "unwillingness to help" thing really bugs the ever-loving shit out of me. One of the most realistic things I ever saw in a movie was in The Break Up, when VV said "I don't WANT to do the dishes" and JA said "NOBODY WANTS to do dishes!" (Something along those lines.)
The difference is, nobody has to ASK me to do the dishes (or whatever), or if I "want" to, or if I "mind"; it's expected.
GG, orgasm by food truck, I can imagine! *Ceiling eyes, out of body experience - just open my mouth and pour that deliciousness in - religious experience!* hahaha :P
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I'm sorry that some of you ladies' men are not making you happy. My sister had a husband who became more or less like her child. He didnt do anyting around the house and after work he'd sit on his lazyboy and smoke weed while playing on the computer and watching a game. Didnt do shit around the house til the front porch started to rot apart. She gave him years to change or just help her do some things like the dishes. She even had big talks with him about what was not working and he agreed. But he still didnt do anything. She finally left him this year. It was sad. She says she still cares abotu him and worries about him but she had to look out after herself and make herself happy because he didnt. What ever you guys do good luck and remember if you are not happy dont live like that. Hugs to you all.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
There are lots of variables in relationships as to why (and how long) people stay. Some bide their time until they feel the time is right; others wait and hope for change. Once children are involved, there's a whole other set of concerns/circumstances to consider. There is no cookie-cutter solution.
Good luck to us all in less-than-ideal relationship situations.
And yes, it is absolutely lovely to be able vent to someone other than family & friends, who are too immediately involved not to offer snappy solutions or their advice.
WR, the food trucks last night were nummy! I had a duck confit sope! My eyes were rolling around in my head my sister said that it looked like I was having an orgasm. :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
To all having marital problems (oldie but sounds great):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbp7AMIXNug
@Tonicbitch, Heroic Cupcake, not giving up easily is a good flaw. Good vibes to Super-ette, Sonne and those having a tough time. You're good people...
@Mike ita, sure makes you appreciate things. ;)
I like Thamar's advice, others too.
Happy Saturday all.
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No, you asked "why put up with the behavior to begin with?" and went on to say that shitty relationships mystify you. I was just responding to that. I'm not trying to bitch at you.
And lest my last comment was seen as a complaint, I often love hearing about people's crap relationships. I suppose it's a matter of making me grateful for what I don't have, or perhaps it appeals to the same part of me that enjoys The Dreamin' Demon. :)
Sometimes too people do go through phases, and if you're in it for the long haul, you try to work through whatever is happening. I think that's different than becoming a martyr and making excuses for continuous bad behavior. In some cases though, some of the things the ladies here post truly make me sad. I think most of us just wanted to vent a little :(
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wow.. photoshop, makeup and a decent haircut do wonders for agness deyn. She is really not very attractive at all without those things. She reminds me of a less pretty Tea Leoni.
Mike, with people you take the good and the bad. Most hide the bad as long as possible until they are secure enough to let it out, i.e. after marriage. My hubby is great except for a few really fucking irritating traits. I can be annoying too. No relationship is perfect and sometimes they are downright shitty. So what do I say to this man I've been with for 8 years when he starts acting like a fucking baby..."see ya, it's over"? Nah, I don't think so. It's not like I'm being abused. That doesn't take away from the fact that it's fucking obnoxious to one-up your spouses illness or to incessantly feign symptoms to gain sympathy. If there's a problem in a meaningful, long term relationship between two loving people who want to be together, you try to solve it...not throw up your hands, tell yourself this is too shitty, and move on to the next one.
Ohhhh, fanks, Mani.
Mike, people do change after they get married. Refusal to leave a crappy relationship can be as simple (yet very complex) as someone not wanting to give up and admit they made a mistake. It can also be because they may believe they can change that person. Water can wear away rock but it takes centuries. Then again, there is the very misguided notion that you need to stay together for the kids, not realizing that's about the worst thing you could do. So many reasons. Inertia, fear, laziness, misguided loyalty, finances. Too many variables.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 12:53pm.
Pee wees playhouse? LOL! It's a far cry from Devils Rejects!
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Wow...I guess I picked the wrong week to register for Muslim Love dot com.
http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/09/22/film-protests-benghazi-idINL5E8...
I've seen the film on you tube that has sparked the protests but really the Wiggles could have made a more convincing film.
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Mike, I understand what you're saying but it isn't always obvious that someone has issues at the beginning of a relationship. There are also problems that arise only after children are part of the picture.....sometimes people do change.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 11:53am.
DListed ladies, we need better men in our lives :( or no men. That works too.
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Definitely need better men from the stories told here. *hugs for all* I haven't had a boyfriend in years though and now I'm afraid if I ever find a decent man (and dammit, I deserve one!), I'll be too stuck in my ways like on old bachelor.
The one man/grown up boy I have consistently in my life is the babysitter dude aka today's late dude. Caught him looking down my top/at my boobs again today.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 12:49pm.
For doggie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1731697/
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Ya know, Rob Zombie's first show biz job was working on the set of Pee Wee's Playhouse.
For doggie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1731697/
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Mike I can't speak for anyone else, but I stayed because at the time I thought it was my only option.
jack - That's the thing though; he wasn't ALWAYS an asshole (if he was he hid it real well) or I wouldn't have married him! It's like some sort of metamorphosis has happened since he's been the one earning the money, and it's seriously gone to his head. I know I didn't act like Big Bank Betty when I was the one paying for the roof over our head, both of our cars, etc...So why does he act like he's doing me a fucking FAVOR by earning the money, which he then gives to me so I can pay the bills? And our bills are ALWAYS paid before anything else - they're never late, and I don't bounce checks.
Am I stupid? Should I go out and blow every cent he gives me on that expensive bag I've been wanting for months and trips to the spa? (Part of me would really love to do that, but I'd only be screwing myself in the end if I did that. Plus, that's not really my style.)
I just don't get it: I stay home with our son, who is three. I've taught him his shapes, colors, numbers, animals, how to talk; I've been working with him on the alphabet and counting and read to him. I keep house, do all the laundry, all the dishes, take out the recycling. The only thing I ask of him is that he put away the clean dishes (that I've washed); take his turn for the cat box; put away his clothes (that I've laundered); clean his bathroom when it needs it (I refuse to do it); and take out the trash when it's full. And put out the cans (once a week). And call me when he's going to be late. Is that too much?
WR - Thank you, for the hugs and the drink. :)
Super-ette, I am so sorry. It sounds like you've got a good head on your shoulders, and his is up his ass. I hope your daughter is okay. I also recommend you keep (or obtain) proof of everything you've paid due to his unwillingness/inability/stupidity, as it may come in handy in the divorce proceedings. Unfortunately, in my state, marital debt is considered "community property" just like marital assets, unless it was something he came into the marriage with. But it's still a good idea to be able to show your atty the shenanigans he's been up to. I wish you well. (Hubs is refusing to go home with me for Thanksgiving, despite BOTH of my parents asking that he come.)
HC - One of my friends had a son who ALWAYS used to complain about something hurting (he was 4 or 5 at the time). She had a saying: "If it ain't your ass, it's your elbow!" and a song "Oh my finger, oh my thumb, oh my belly, oh my bum." Perhaps you could try one of those on your hubs?
What I'd really like to know is, why is it that when Hubs is sick, it's a reason to not do ANYTHING (I mean, even the most basic of tasks); but when I'm sick, I still get to cook, clean, take care of Toddles, the cats, the house, the laundry, etc...?
Folks, people don't change overnight. If you have a problem with the person you're with, it's just because something else has changed, or you're tired of his/her recurrent behavior. If it's the latter, why did you even tolerate the problem behavior the first time?
Shitty relationships mystify me.
And then there's the opposite problem of the "strong silent" types that won't tell you when they're hurting or go see a damn doctor when they're obviously sick or injured. Hey BF, I can SEE you limping over there. Whydontcha go to the doctor or at least stay OFF your foot? "It's fine" *can't walk 2 days later* "It's still fine". asdfasdfasdfasdf.
God I knew this was rampant behavior for men but to see that strep throat story in this SAME THREAD...ugh!
There is almost no bigger turnoff than a man complaining like a fucking baby 24/7. I am so tired of living in the age of "the fragile male". Literally in high school I dated a guy who refererred to himself as "fragile". Good fucking god. I ended it, needless to say. You want attention, ask for it. I'd rather suck a guy off or play a videogame with him or ANYTHING, any form of attention over this "coddle me, mother me" bullshit. He acts like a man all day, runs his business, is the big boss man, and then the second he gets home he regresses.
Heroic Cupcake, men are babies when they're sick. They're hardwired that way just as WE'RE hardwired to have the damn Ebola yet still be able to take care of the kids and keep the house clean.
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"Basically, some men don't want to seem like the bad guy and force their wives to make the decision for them by acting badly and making our lives miserable."
Super-ette that is EXACTLY what it is. In my experience when this happens it's already over for them and they just don't want to deal with things and move on, so they leave the loose ends and mess for me to deal with. My favorite part is when they tell me it's because they know I'm so strong and can handle it and then I get a headache from all of the induced eyerolls THAT conversation entails.
catfight I keep trying to post that what you said is true but my comments are getting cut off
They can't STAND for the attention to be on someone other than them. I hate it. Very unsexy. Will not get you laid. MAN UP.<<<<<<
DListed ladies, we need better men in our lives :( or no men. That works too.
They can't STAND for the attention to be on someone other than them. <<<
Thank you. I was just venting. There is a very long history of "stuff"....he won't go to marriage counseling, I do not trust him, he keeps doing idiotic things and lying. He did not seem upset when I told him that I think we should divorce. He started talking about where he wants to live (on his own). Basically, some men don't want to seem like the bad guy and force their wives to make the decision for them by acting badly and making our lives miserable.
Math
Deaf husband + blind wife = "happy" couple
Lower expectations. They will not change.
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My husband pulls the same shit - he just did it last night (i even ranted on this post about it.) I have strep throat & he INSISTED he did too! Then he went out last night until 2 am. Miraculous recovery. Even my dad pulls this shit and it infuriates me.
I told his mother today that he's a fucking baby and he only gets "sick" after I get a diagnosis. She admitted he's a moron & just wants attention. They can't STAND for the attention to be on someone other than them. I hate it. Very unsexy. Will not get you laid. MAN UP.
Please hear a ho out.
Every day, my husband complains of backaches, headaches, fatigue, sinus problems, sore feet, sore legs...it's always something. Yesterday, his face was "tense". That was a new one. He makes a big fucking deal about it, pouts for attention, and theatrically massages himself all the time as if he's in agony.
In response to this, I used to give him full body massages, stretch out his legs, draw hot baths with therapeutic salts. Nothing ever made the complaints go away for more than a day. Then when it became obvious it was all an attention ploy, I stopped doing those things as often and started suggesting if it was that bad, he needed to go to a doctor, professional masseuse, or chiropractor. I sure as hell know I would've called a specialist myself if I was constantly in pain like that. He'll just say "you're right" and then blow it off and never attempt to make an appointment. It's like hd just needs the focus to be on him so badly.
So last week he legit gets sick with a cold, and I wait on him hand and foot, getting myself sick in the process. The second I get sick, he acts as though his symptoms are escalating. Odd how he went back into such a steep decline after a few days of him feeling much better before I developed symptoms. He says shit like "oh it sucks we're so sick"...um no bitch, you WERE sick, now I am. And you're fine.
I am so fucking incredibly tired of this shit. I just want to scream ACT LIKE A FUCKING MAN!!!!! good fucking god. I'm thisclose to making him an appointment with a chronic pain specialist just to prove there's nothing fucking wrong with him (and before you get concerned, there ISN'T anything wrong with him - trust me).
Why do so many men do this??! Listen bitches, women KNOW you can't be suffering 24/7 unless there is a serious chronic medical problem. The jig is up.
Ah hell, super-ette, that just sucks. *hugs*
Lateness does not compare. Keep yourself and your kids safe and do what's best for you/them.
Superrette -
I thought perhaps your husband was a lazy loafer/moron. Then you wrote that he pees in the bathtub & it was over for me. That's a hard limit. You go girl. Walk away with your head (and paycheck) held high
Super-ette, ask yourself one question: Is your marriage worth saving? If the answer is no, then you know what you have to do.
If the answer is yes, you need to ask yourself why it is worth it. Think long and hard. Then think of how he would answer those questions. If he were to say yes, do you think your reasons would mesh?
Lastly, if you both say yes it is, he has to be willing to work at it as much as you. One partner pulling all the weight won't work. Period.
I'm not going to sit here and tell you what I think should happen because I don't know you or your husband or your situation. But I will say that from what I read, you deserve better - much better - whether it's with him or not. You deserve better.
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I don't really know what to say to the girls that are having marital problems, but I'm going through a divorce (2nd husband). I have horrible taste in men. I make $30k more per year than my husband but he wanted me to get a second job to help pay bills that he incurred. I just finished paying the IRS backtaxes that we owed because he had no withholding for years on his part time pay and not enough withholding on his FT pay. He just got into a car accident last week with my daughter in the car.....he tried to make her walk to school from the scene of the accident....when he called me, I screamed at him to call her on her cell to walk back to him so that he could bring her to the pediatrician to have her checked. He also told me he needed $ to rent a car (deposit) to drive after the car was dropped off at the shop. He doesn't have $ to pay the ins. deductible, so I'm sure I'll be paying that too. He told me that if I wanted to buy a house, I would have to "go off and do that (myself)". He refused to go to marriage counseling in the spring and will not go anywhere with me (not even to visit my family). He pees in the bathtub. So recently I decided that perhaps we should go our separate ways.
Note to Hekki, Old Jinx Business
Remembering when we same comment same time? Made me laugh you saying that word Jinx. Brought back hop scotch and jump rope.
Anyway never did the proper reply to the jinx and cannot have a loose detail like that. What would ESE say? So here it is. Completion of jinx.
'links right pinkie to Hekki's right pinkie'
Thamar: "What goes up the chimney?
Hekki: "Smoke!"
'pinkies are pulled in opposite directions full force' as
Thamar/Hekki shout in unison,
"Hope our wish will never be broke!"
'Thamar loses pinkie wrestling match, wags sore pinkie'
Make your wish Hekki and have a great weekend!
Ha ha Sonne. You know when you put up with peeps who make you wait it just gets worse! I always have back up material on hand for waits.
'Hello Godot? Is that you? Finally?"
Drive by complaint: I hate waiting for people who say they'll be at your place in an hour/hour and a half and almost two hours later, they still aren't here. I have things to do, you bastard.
Figured if I wrote this, he'd show up. *looks around* Nope, still not here. Maybe I should just leave, lol.
On topic: I read her name as "A-gay-ness"
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 9:40pm.
Mike, I was born and bred in New England so yeah, I love it. Couldn't live anywhere else.
Me too Dog...love the Fall season in NY.
Salem, Mass. is awesome. I haven't gone there for Halloween but I did see the Witch Museum last summer but we were only passing through. I'd love to spend more time there.
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