Open Post: Hosted By Agyness Deyn, Giovanni Ribisi And A Jar Of Peanut Butter
British model type Agyness Deyn got married to Forever Danny From The Other Sister To Me out of nowhere three months ago and I figured they'd be slipping signed divorce papers into the court's mail slot as soon as the buzz from whatever wrong shit they were on wore off. But nope, they're still getting wet for each other and here they are grossing everybody out at the grocery store in L.A. last night. You can't tell from these pictures, but behind the pap was a huge group of angry people who dropped all the crap they were going to buy and walked out of the store because they were no longer in the mood to buy food.
We get it, Agymess and Giovanni, you're totally in love and want to show this by looking like Alicia Silverstone and her son at lunch times. Or maybe love shit isn't going down in these pictures at all. Maybe Giovanni is completing the Scientology ritual of sucking half of his wife's soul into his head. Actually, that would be less gross than them mouth fucking in a place that has food in it. Nasty bitches. If they insist on doing this in a public place, Giovanni could at least give us some bulge shots or something. They're selfish.
That jar of peanut is probably wishing it had the ability to barf up chunks of itself.