Parasite Hilton Is Sorry For Saying That Most Gays Have AIDS
My thoughts exactly, baby with a bear.
The pus trickling out of an open sore on 2006's taint issued a sorry statement through GLAAD last night and let out a stream of sowwies for the things she said on a recording that was secretly taped by a cab driver. Parasite Hilton was caught saying that "gays are disgusting," "most of them have AIDS" and that she'd never want to be a gay guy, because she'd die of AIDS. As Parasite kicked at her closed closet door to stop the starving chihuahuas in there from crying for food, her publicist typed this out:
As anyone close to me knows,
I'm a dumb piece of shitI always have been and always will be a huge supporter ofgetting publicitythe gay community. I am sonotsorry and sonotupset that I caused pain to my gay friends, fansthat don't existand their families with the comments heard this morning. I was having this private conversation with a friend of mine who is gay and our conversation was in no way towards the entire gay communitybut only towards the ones with AIDS. EWW!. It is the last thing that I would ever want to do and I cannot put into wordsbecause I'm too fucking stupid to do sohow much I wish I could takea cock right nowback every word.HIV/AIDS can hurt anyone, gay and straight, men and women. It's something I
don'ttake very seriously and should not have been thrown around in conversation.Gay people are the
the most disgusting and hornieststrongest and most inspiring people I know. It is so wrong when people bully or put down others for being gay. No one should have to go through that. Again, I am so sorry from the bottom of my heart andthe joke is on you because I don't have a heartI feel absolutelyhappy that my name is actually coming up in Google Alerts in the year 2012horrible. I hope that everyone can accept my apology and know that it is not who I am or how I feel in any way.Thank you for taking a minute to read this
shit I didn't write, I love youunless you're a gay dude, a black person or have a gross disease. EWW!.
I can actually appreciate Parasite's fake apology, because if she didn't issue one, Chick-Fil-A would've hired her as their new spokeswhore and then we'd see her disfigured ostrich face everywhere.
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Who cares! She's a POS!
She probably has HIV. Hope she doesn't.
I have no hate for Paris and I have waaaaaayyy more important things to worry about than the "scandal" of her casually speaking in generalities when unknowingly being recorded. Guess what - no one is pure and perfect and everyone has biases and prejudices. That's the world and I think she meant no harm.
Well, if someone would record my private conversations, I would have a lot to apologize for. Thank god no one does.
didnt awhile back she called black people n*ggers on tape
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Submitted by daryl hannah montana on Fri, 09/21/2012
- 3:04pm.We are living in a society now where gays are still treated like 2nd class citizens and can't enjoy the rights and privileges that they are entitled to. It's pretty fucked up.
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What utter nonsense. Second class citizens....
complete b.s. If you are going to make broad, sweeping statements, then give examples of what you are talking about.
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So, this trick sees the amount of press people making homophobic remarks have been getting, and she says, 'Let's do that!'? Simple bitch. Stupid, simple and desperate. Go back in your hole and stay there please.
Michael K's reworking of that "statement" belongs in one of the museums of Natural History and FACT.
@cookie_monster
it's one thing if she said, "I hate gay people." Ok so what, who cares. But spreading misinformation and perpetuating a myth that gay people are just walking AIDS bags is damaging to their community. We are living in a society now where gays are still treated like 2nd class citizens and can't enjoy the rights and privileges that they are entitled to. It's pretty fucked up, IMO, and the last thing we need is a Social STD (AKA Paris Hilton) barfing up ridiculous lies against gays.
Educate yourself.
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that statment her publicist typed just added more fuel to the fire...publicist are some overpaid stupid fuckers...btw who the fuck would agree to be this walking std's publicist anyhow...she is a waste of oxygen and energy, my fingers have better things to do...like dig in my ear, or secretly pick a booger than waste any energy on this huge piece of shit slut.
Fuck apologizing for what you think. This cult of personality age where you have to PC every thing you think, say and do is bullshit.
She's not hurting anyone, and no one should care what she thinks. Live your own life and stop meddling in other's affairs.
As always, MK, your wording is the accurate version.
Cue to her "DJing" at an AIDS benefit held in a gay club that no one shows up to.
ruh rohhh... she shouldnt mess with the hollywood gays...oh paris, next time you get your hair did, they gonna put shit in it.
Awww...she's growing up, a little. When that recording of her using the n-word like a whore uses wet-naps, there was no apology. Instead she opted for a photo op with 50 cent. Either every gay she knows turned her ass down for a photo op to prove she's pro-gay, or she's learned to half ass fake an apology when the real paris shows her herped up face.
And, can someone explain to me how a bitch, that is commonly known to be a card carrying herpes passer, talks shit about ANYONE ELSE? Seriously.
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yeah. ok. *eye roll*
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When will this colossal ditz learn to just stand there, look good (as good as possible for her) and SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Nothing good ever comes from Parasite Helltown's mouth.
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MK, I love YOUR translation! This woman has no conscience. Of course she doesn't mean a fucking word of this "nopolopgy".
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So can't we skip the valedictories
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Shut it and forget my number
Like Wonky McValtrex didn't scream at her publicist to write this lame ass apology pronto. She probably didn't even see it until it was made public.
Being 30 and still behaving like a bitchy, spoiled teenager is not attractive. No wonder bitch can't keep a man for more than 3 months.
The way MK translated her statement was just pure cold, cupcakes and rainbows.
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
To this vapid idiot's credit, I'm sure I've said stuff in passing at least once in my life that was not exactly the high point of my intellect and am grateful no one gives a shit enough to record it, nothing as crass as 'Eww all gay men are AIDS-riddled gross sluts' mind you, but something that would insult someone, somewhere none-the-less.
That being said, I can't believe anyone would even bother to record her regardless of what she was saying; Footnote Hilton is the fucking poster girl for 'over'.
my link didn't work - n'mind!
That is a lot of self-hatred in one apology.
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 12:14pm.
I'd eat her out!
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LOL! You're gonna need a bigger bib. How about one of these
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So unfair :( She just needs love :(
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 12:06pm.
We never listen to what a fish says because we are too busy trying to navigate The Hershey Highway!
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Looooooooool
I want MK to doctor all PR releases by shining his genius bullshit meter on them and revealing what they really say.
I love that he doesn't stop insulting Parisite even in the last sentence. "Disfigured ostrich face" is right! Hahahaha...
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 12:14pm.
I'd eat her out!
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She was being shown what Grndr is at the time. Not exactly the forum of taste & refinement for the gheys
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 12:14pm.
I'd eat her out!
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At least she is getting publicity. Even if it is bad. Dumb bitch. Obviously her mind is a vapid wasteland of nothingness. She couldn't read that statement let alone write it.
LOL! You're funny M'effer MK.
Maybe I hate the Kardashians so much that I don't dislike her as much anymore. And gee she hates Blohan too. Now force yourself, MK: which one of those three would you want to knock some shots down with and trash talk the other two? I said force yourself.
LOL @ Google Alerts. This is the most publicity she's had in the past five years.
I'd eat her out!
MK's intercepted lines were by far superior to any tripe Parasite could shit out of her cumdumpster for a mouth.
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GG - ha! Succumb to her herpes! That image made me laugh! I'm just imaging her in a corner dyinng of pain to cold sores on her motuh! So wrong. But hilarous.
Gay people are the most inspiring people I know? What kinda of fucking statement is that?? Inspire you to do what?? Be gay?? Quit making dumb statements and suck a dick on a yacht or something .
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Bebeh: Back the fuck up bitch. Now my teddy needs a valtrex prescription.
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MK, that was LMAO funny! Thanks.
Damn! MK's take on the release just made me piss my pants!
TGIF.......we now have back to back post featuring the trifecta of useless fame whores.
Love you MK! This post made me laugh so much!
it seems like anyone famous can say anything they want as long as they fake apologize for it...claim it was taken out of context, or was not their real feelings, etc etc....even the sluttiest of whores like paris hilton, who should worry about getting an AIDS test of her very own!
I heard the conversation and the explanation about what was happening and it sounds legit. It probably was taken out of context. I actually do believe Paris Hilton loves the gays and would stand up for them.
Girls like her ALWAYS flock to the gays and love them no matter what.
ahahhahahah MK your rendering was brill!!!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
This faded fake piece of shit can just go fuck off. Just suscumb to your herpes already!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012