Amanda Bynes Has To Look Beautiful At All Times, Thankyouverymuch
Amanda Bynes is doing "amazing" and if you're wondering what your definition of "amazing" is, just press play on that mess of a video above and you'll have it. Amanda not only got those talon ass nails attached to the tips of her fingers, because sometimes she likes to fly over lakes and catch fish. Amanda also got them, because when she's not having a beauty moment and a pap gets a picture of her face, she shanks out their blood with her nails. It's the Freddy Krueger way of saying, "Excuse my beauty."
Entertainment Tonight has this strange as John Travolta licking a clit video of Amanda and a paparazzo fighting back and forth while he tried to get pictures of her. Amanda started posing, but then she suddenly crashed into him like she was a BMW and he was any car on the road, because she has to always look beautiful (too easy) at all times and wanted him to delete a bunch of pictures. They go at it for a while until it ends with Amanda allegedly stabbing him with her razors nails and him screaming at her to let him go while she's standing practically 10 blocks away.
I know I've said it before, but I kept waiting for Casey Affleck to yell "CUT" before a taco truck pulled up for a lunch break between shooting scenes. The only thing missing is a Universal Studios tour bus full of tourists, because this mess looks so staged that I'm assuming it was shot on a backlot. When are we going to get to the scene where "Amanda" pulls off her "Amanda Bynes" rubber mask and it's Andy Kaufman underneath who screams, "I'm alive and I got you this time!"
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I would have MESSED HIM UP. Dude is lucky because I would have damaged his ass.
Who the fuck are they kidding with this shit? That is so OBVIOUSLY staged it's ridiculous. There are so many problems with that video. Let's start with the fake commentary from the camera man. If you are going to stage something like that, hire a professional actor. Secondly, how many "cuts" does it take to stage a professional looking altercation? None! Make it seemless you stupid whores! BTW, nice job shooting the footage in a strip mall where no one else is around. Give the moronic general public just a little credit, please.
see how everyone is talking about her? she wins. that's exactly what she wanted.
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Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 09/23/2012 -9:16pm.
I thought your avatar was Courtney Love then it looks like it's Britney in Courtney make-up?
It is a painting of Courtney. I tried to Google the artist just now, and there seems to be a loooot of paintings of Miss Love by many artists. Strange.
"This world is a whore."
Lame.
Even lamer that the ET guy says, "But if you can't wait until tomorrow! Click on...blah blah blah"
Right, I just simply can't wait until tomorrow to see more of this lame "drama". I must click!
she looks and acts just like Miss Piggy
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 7:10pm.
Ignore her and she will go away.
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I thought your avatar was Courtney Love then it looks like it's Britney in Courtney make-up?
I'd like to buy her a ferrari with a snow plow on the front and let her go after the paparazzi though. That guy sounds so stupid. You get int someone's face with a camera and then start in how "this isn't necessary." None of it's necessary and as long as she is walking and thought to be somewhat troubled right now the paparazzi should leave her alone. I don't care if she goes Kill Bill on them.
Yeah, I changed my mind. Bitch be fakin'.
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zzzzzz this bitch is so boring and totally faking the crazy. She is no caliber of joaquin, britney or lohan. my phone sucks and spaces out the lines but thats all.
Ignore her and she will go away.
"This world is a whore."
All Amanda needs is a bonafide DListed troll a la Coming Back. All you Amanda haters are just big butt Moms with retarded eyes....
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 4:17pm.
maybe if she wasn't walking in circles, she could have gotten away from him a lot faster.
point A to point B dumbass!
Watching that video was making me seasick!
She probably drove a car like she walks!
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So she just happened to be walking down a paparazzi infested area completely dolled up and sporting fur?
This bitch is fucking crazy. She's not Britney caliber, but she's all we've got.
Lmao that was so dumb.
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Absolutely Mike.
I always smile when I hear someone say "I'm praying for them" because they really mean "I don't have enough concern, time, and I don't give enough of a shit to put forth some real fucking energy and try to intervene. Pass the jesusjuice."
I liked the Amandaplease character - maybe she has a dissociative disorder (formerly MPD) and that character was the REAL Amanda!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ0YMcvgKHw
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Submitted by SFRB on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 4:37pm.
"I hate calling someone crazy, but she needs a prayer circle."
Are you joking? No offence, but this is a joke, right? Because it's really funny.
lmfao since it was posted. comment. of. the. morning.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by SFRB on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 4:37pm.
"I hate calling someone crazy, but she needs a prayer circle."
Are you joking? No offence, but this is a joke, right? Because it's really funny.
I laughed. Perhaps her family is not in evidence because they're busy praying for her? We'll see how that turns out for them.
Submitted by WhitneyHagas on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 4:27pm.
"I hate calling someone crazy, but she needs a prayer circle."
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Are you joking? No offense, but this is a joke, right? Because it's really funny.
And thank you for your respect for the mentally ill but not calling us crazy. :)
Staged. And that pap is just as big an attention-seeking whore as Amanda.
Wow. If she is not abusing any substances, then something is wrong with her mentally. And I hate calling people crazy. She needs a prayer circle. A very big one b/c this is bad, real bad Michael Jackson. I feel bad for her if its real. If this is all a ploy, then she's even sicker.
I dont get why celebs who live in LA bitch about the paparazzi. If they really bothered you, you'd find some place to live where they werent stationed. Like Idaho or Utah. Or even better Montana.
PS Amanda those ankle boots make your feet look like hooves.
Aside from all the drunky drunk arrests, she seems more like Britney than Lilo. A little sad and wacko and in need of someone to check her into a a clinic for her own good right now.
@ MahatMaCoat:
http://www.myspace.com/amandabynes
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
maybe if she wasn't walking in circles, she could have gotten away from him a lot faster.
point A to point B dumbass!
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does anyone go on perez anymore? i quit that bitch years ago!
Is that real fur?
SandwichQUeen. It was high 90's in LA this weekend. I was there, melting to death
thank christ the talons were finally addressed.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:18pm.
Isn't lilo currently in NYC too? Maybe they'll meet :P
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Pussy pap. " stoooop, please little girl stop scratching me! Please, please, please, boooohooooo, stop hurting me from 10 foot away!"
SET UP. This pug faced girly is desperate for a career revival.....I would though :(
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
If she's staging this, what's the end game? Is it being famous for being cray-cray, or does she actually want a career in fashion?
Seems very fake/staged to me
Submitted by Haribo on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:10pm.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/23/amanda-bynes-flees-to-new-york/
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Haribo, just like Lynsday Lohan. Wow.
Oh, who didn't watch that with the whining and want her to kick him in the nuts with her boots.
That guy needs acting lessons and a therapist. What a dramatic little princess.
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 2:56pm.
Foxxy, is Amanda a singer? I don't mean to sound facetious, but my only knowledge of her is being an actress/Disney bunny
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Didn't she sing in Hairspray? It's a reach, but maybe...
I'm not sure what to think. I'm not sure if this is sad-sad, or talentless ho desperately attention hoing - sad. Help?! Should I feel pity or disdain? Tell me what to feel, horz!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/23/amanda-bynes-flees-to-new-york/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
'Lemme go'?! while she's standing away from the pap. Ok...where's the logic here!? someone's pretending and it's not Amanda.
I wanna see the footage of the 'attack' on the pap!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 2:31pm.
/deep sigh and smdh. again.
Foxxy, is Amanda a singer? I don't mean to sound facetious, but my only knowledge of her is being an actress/Disney bunny
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Something in the milk ain't clean here - it only appears to be TMZ that are interested in her, and always happen to be where she is? Someone is skanking someone else.
Peeewwww, smelly
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Butterfly net time.
I realize she's an adult, but no friends, no family, nobody to intervene? She needs some help.
/deep sigh and smdh. again.
http://blindgossip.com/?p=24493
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
What a stunt diva. You don't get all dressed up for a photo-op and then grab the camera, what a dumbass! That paparazzo is nuts, she's not even near him, Bynes needs to get herself help!
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It's never good when a reporter (loosely defined) becomes part of the story. That's my biggest beef with TMZ, Perez Hilton, etc.
thank you! barely anyone has covered this. it totally got buried.
I can see where the paps constantly sticking a camera in your face could get annoying. BUT, celebs signed up for this with a life in the public eye. A candid photo of you costs $ because you are famous, which you strove for, and with her because she is a a trainwreck.. Plus, a fur and two gigantic bags, W...T..F...?
"Amanda not only got those talon ass nails attached to the tips of her fingers, because sometimes she likes to fly over lakes and catch fish." Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
At least she's walking and the amount of carnage she can causes is minimized...
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OMG AMANDAS CHOKING ME! STOP TRYING TO KILL ME FROM ANOTHER STATE, AMANDA!
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