A Gift To Childhoods Everywhere: The Full House Reunion!
If you can name 8 out of the 10 legendary jewels of television in the picture above, then yes you're old, but that's a good thing, because that means you got to see the fondue cheese flowing the veins of the late 80s that was Full House. Kimmy Gibler (!!!!!!), DJ Tanner, Uncle Jesse, Danny Tanner, Aunt Becky, Stephanie Tanner, DJ's boyfriend Steve, Joey and Full House's creators all reunited yesterday to celebrate the show that is hopefully getting them (especially Kimmy) a six-figure syndication check every month. The pledge the Olsens made to their maker Lucifer forbids them from being around a bunch of smiles, and the Full House hos smile A LOT, so those glum trolls couldn't make it. More coke for everyone else!
Kimmy Gibbler and DJ Tanner both tweeted (via People) pictures from their reunion and the only people missing besides the Trollsens were Mr. Bear, Teddy and Aunt Becky and Uncle Jesse's mop-headed twin boys who I'm pretty sure grew up to become Camilla and Rebecca Rosso.
These pictures are already soul-creaming, but they went all the way by posting a video of DJ and Kimmy singing into a flower mic to New Kids. If you think I was joking about that coke comment, just look at that stretched out, ratchet quality video you have to watch while tipping your head all the way to the left. Everyone involved was on coke and I'm sure Danny Tanner sat them all down to let them know the dangers of snorting coke while operating a video phone and a flower mic.