Open Post: Hosted By The Reigning Seat Filler Queen Of The Emmys
Dozens of professional picture takers are in the emergency room right now after they broke most of their bones while stampeding over each other to get the first shot of the reason why the Emmys exist. If there was no Phoebe Price, seats wouldn't be filled at the Emmys, the theater wouldn't be balanced, the world would tip over, everyone would fall out and explode into stardust, and the Emmys would never happen again! Chicken Cutlets is not only saving the Emmys, but she's saving the WORLD!
The scent of burnt breaded chicken cutlets is filling the air in L.A., because PP and the sun had a competition to see who could burn more skin and make more hos sweat. PP easily won by setting fire to the air with her piping hot pose game while wearing the mullet of meringue dress you wore to your prom in 1986 and donated to the Salvation Army a couple of weeks ago.
Since PP's at the Emmys, every ho there can have a seat and stay there. I don't mean that, because if hos stayed in their seats, PP wouldn't have a job. And I don't know how I wrote any of this shit, because I think my corneas got scratched the fuck up while staring at Giuliana Rancic's sharp ass shoulder bones on E!.
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How did Victoria Grayson get nada. *bj style fuck Them breaks fake TV*
GOOD MORNING BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I need a vacation after my vacation.
*falls asleep*
*sigh* Hockeyfan, who knows. I hope it's not long. My poor husband is watching the reruns from last season - poor thing. I just try not to think about it because I'll start foaming at the mouth.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Foxxy-- you talk about football like GG and I talk about hockey. And that's good.
@ GG-- wtf? When do we get hockey??? Hate this fucking lockout.
@ Whamo-- I'll shake your....hand.
@ Salacious-- It's frightening that the loonies STILL have nothing better to talk about. Reminds me of a Brokeback forum I was on years ago-- there are still people there, going over minute parts of the movie, and reliving their painful/happy coming out stories, ad nauseum. Jayzus, people MOVE ON.
Why do they let this pathetic lump into the Emmys? It only makes her think she has a chance. Stop it! Just let her realize she'll never be a star so she can move back from where she came from and get a job at Denny's.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Seth: *uhhhh* *unnnhhh* *ohhhhhhhhhh!* What the deuce?!
hahaha
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 10:28am.
If only...
and thanks ♥
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:44am.
So when you said blew me off I totally read that a different way. LMAO :)
Sorry GF is being weird :(
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
She looks like donald duck with those orange shoes.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 10:11am.
I would totally use Stewie's if I were him...
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
Submitted by Ham Sandwich on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 3:19am.
Am I normal ? I have a thing for Seth Macfarlane.
I think he is cute too. I've heard he is a total womanizer man slut.
I just wonder what voice he uses when he orgasms.
this bitch was in the x-files pilot....
Lol Hekki! Mario will need those crocs. Batali just settled tip skimming lawsuit for over 5 million.That's a lot of ceviche!
Eh, considering it went on for hours and thousands were nominated but not her, I'd say go Google "Worst Dressed" and I'd say Miss Phoebe is going to have plenty of magazines with her featured prominently to bring to the beach or The Ivy or Mr Chow whatever. Job well done girl.
@ham sandwich-
i love him, too. even if he does look like peter brady.
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watching hardcore ufos
Hey, Phoebe. Mario Batali called, and he wants his Crocs back.
Submitted by KA on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 1:23am.
what the fuck is she wearing? who told her those shoes were ok to wear with that dress? it's fucking hideous.
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Maybe Kirsten Stewart who is the "best dressed" woman in showbiz - she looks worse than that everywhere she goes and nothing ever matches each other, or her.
Edit: goddammit; i can't get the name of this girl right (that's my second edit): KRISTEN STEWART.
Am I normal ? I have a thing for Seth Macfarlane.
this chick and her getup remind me of those off brand barbies...you know the ones with the face that would cave in when you touched it, and then not pop all the way out after...and then you dress those barbies in the shit that isnt horrendous but doesnt make sense or match.....i produced this thought as I saw those tang colored shoes lol
Hey Mickey, *waves at the little moo as she grazes!!* ☺
Wow, MK was here? Holy smokes, that is awesome! ღ
Hahaha PP looks pretty good... for PP. No idea what she's doing at the Emmys, lmao
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Chicken Cutlets is having a birthday soon! Born Denise Price in Alabama, I think "Phoebe" hits 43 in 3 days.
You have to admire Price for making it to the guest list despite having any visible talent.
Hail to our distinguished host and to all nightshifters.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
@ Foxxy
Nite Luscious Foxxy Momma! Loved chatting with you too. I took a pill and I'm going to bed NOW!
@ Sal --
nah. Gig got it. i'm the Jar Jar Binks of the group... ;-)
great chatting w/you as always, Sal, albeit briefly!! hope to catch you again soon!
good night everybody!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
what the fuck is she wearing? who told her those shoes were ok to wear with that dress? it's fucking hideous.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 1:03am.
Hiya, Sal!!!
do not fear. i have no doubt that, to the loons, you are the Han Solo to Whamo's Luke Skywalker...
<3
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Umm so does that mean you and Gigaboob would be fighting over the coveted Princess Leia role or what? XD.
Chicken cutlets is starting to look old - is she in her 40s? She looks it.
night, Esteem!
/looks forward to Jack's future comments re: Wiz Khalifia ... lmfao
/he's not that bad, Jack -- as a person or rapper. Lil G could do a lot worse...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Esteem....damn she's classy pretty!
*makes note E's not a germaphobe;)
Night all, Monday morning is looming. Have a good one! ;-)
Frozen pizza is done!!! I'm out. You guys get some rest.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
Foxxy - yea, I've got some FB friends that are ALL CAPS'ing BAD REFS etc...
MJT - that. would. be. the. one. Lil Wayne got a violent shove in to second place. *no words*
ETA: let me clarify, the fact they are black has zero to do with it...
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
Hiya, Sal!!!
do not fear. i have no doubt that, to the loons, you are the Han Solo to Whamo's Luke Skywalker...
<3
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Whamo
Hey!!! I just found it on the latest Heroina thread. # 473.
groundcontrol @ 09/18/2012 at 6:02 pm
Thumb up Thumb down +20
@Whamo:
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Flagged for defamation.
Bwahahaha.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:48am.
Wiz Khalifa? The rapper? LOL.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:41am.
@ Whamo:
hahhahahahahahahaahahahaha at "DEFAMATION REPORTED"!! let me guess -- Love the J-Ps, Teresa or Rose?
i'm surprised those loons did not accuse Aniston of buying a hollow fake belly because she's planning to kidnap Knox and hide him in it...
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Hiya Foxxy!!! ♥♥♥♥
LOL yes good ole Whamo has raised the bar once again. I have yet to get reported for defamation. Damn, I better think of something.
@ Jack -- oh, that field goal was just the icing on the cake. i only watched the last 4 minutes of that game and there were soul crushing bad calls in favor of the Ravens by 1:30 left in the game. i was screaming laughing here at Belicheck's and his players' faces the whole time i was watching. and, wait until you see the clip of the play where Gronkowski just leveled Ray Lewis waaaayyyyy more than 5 yards off the line. i mean picked him up and threw him to the ground. no call.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Foxxy,...no it wasn't one of usual suspects but I can't remember now, I was too busy laughing.
Lol, kidnapping Knox!
The shit they come up with, they think every waking how Jen tries to find ways to get back at Heroina. Can you imagine talking about the same three people every single day for YEARS. It amazes me!
Foxxy I actually saw that field goal... unREAL. "above the uprights is NOT REVIEWABLE" WTF kinda shit?
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
lol at the wedding theories... you may be right, after all she is a female.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
@ Jack -- your team tried to Romo it up at the end of the game, but held on to win. My team completely Romo'ed it up from start to finish in MN. the replacement refs just gave the Patriots an un-lubed ass fuck for the ages. i am buying flowers for the replacement refs tomorrow. oh and Bellichek is about to be suspended (i hope) and fined (for damn sure) for bumping into a ref when the game was over. good times, good times.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:45am.
Umm..that's not my hand:P
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Those germs I can handle! ;-)
Holy shit, MissJane... the dude on Ridic is Lil G's new crush.... SOFA KING PROUD!
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
haha Foxxy jinx! ;-)
@ Jack - oh geez! I thought you meant she gave you a blow job...when you said 'blew me off', ugh she's still mad about the wedding thing I bet.
Air races:
http://www.airrace.org/ ;-)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:44am.
"Esteem - IDK, not real worried about it... she's acting super weird... "
enjoy the blow-back [;-)] from your little wedding reception faux pas of last week ...
:-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
MJT - you do anything exciting?
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
Hey Foxxy... I didn't watch a single game this weekend (except this one team I think they are called the Arkansas BringPetrinoBacks)... how'd my boys do today?
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
@ Whamo - her name is Morena Baccarin
http://www.tvguide.com/special/emmys/PhotoGallery/Emmys-2012-Red-1053334...