Would You Hit It?
In case you missed Joseph Gordon-Levitt's chicken cordon bleu man titties flopping up and down, here he is impregnating the floor during his Ode to Magic Mike performance on SNL last night. I know JGL has been grown for a long time now, but it still surprises me that that he no longer has the body of a skinny ass 10-year-old boy (or like Parasite Hilton) and that his luscious chichis have grown in. Getting the tingles from watching JGL butt fuck the air made me realize that I'd probably also get the tingles from watching an evil spirit being passed into the body of a terrified chicken during an exorcism ritual, because that's what he looked like.
With that being said, I'd still hit it even though when I saw GIFs of this early this morning I thought it was Billy Bush.
And click here for a better version that doesn't make you feel like you're looking at it through a broken View-Master.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
*lmfao* ooh, oooh, ooooh, -- now do glambert and gladys...!!!!
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I would hit that till it hurt!
I would!! For like a whole hour even!!
i have the hots for bill hader
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watching hardcore ufos
El Bastardo,
Hahahaha! Beautiful!
"Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:23pm.
I guess they can recycle bits because people who remember Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley don't watch anymore."
Hahaha. I love that skit, but this was making fun of "Magic Mike." Same thing, but not... :P
And curse YouTube for not having that great skit available to view!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
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*backs away, avoids eye contact*
What. The. Hell.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:23pm.
I guess they can recycle bits because people who remember Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley don't watch anymore.
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Tex, this scit doesn't even come close to the Farley Swayze scit. That was a classic. Seriously, they don't make them like anymore.:-/
Miss Joseph hates fish. We think she has tiny sizemeat. Are there any nudes of her presenting hole?
Discuss.
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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
Doesnt do anything for me. Not that I think he isn`t attractive, but in honor of George Costanza`s birthday today : it didn`t move....
He's sweet and I like that he can be silly but No. No no no no no. Why do young men today all do that waxed chest thing? Not sexy. A little hair up there, please.
I guess they can recycle bits because people who remember Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley don't watch anymore.
Hell yeah, I'd hit it! He's adorable. Mmmrroowwwrr!
I so would. Repeatedly.
Taran Killam wasn't lookin' half bad, either.
I'm getting the feeling that this could turn into death by snu-snu for JGL.
I watched this last night. YES. he was HOT.
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So I'm gonna try to be still now
Gonna renounce from the mill for a while
And if we had a double king sized bed
We could move in it and I'd soon forget
*humps screen*
Oh, fuck yeah!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Mmmmmmm...eh. Ok I get why people find him attractive, JGL just does nothing for me.
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Shiitake happens...
He has such a young cute face, but unfortunately his hairline is receding. I still love him and like his acting. He is not afraid to make a fool of himself.
YES, to JGL and also the guy on the very left! Very cute and hot.
@Thamar, what flower bouquet? lolol ;p
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 2:50pm.
Wow... can I be first?
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JGL YES
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Yes some more!
View-Master should sue Apple/iPad for patent infringement: "It scrolls through a photo log with the click of a finger!"
Mmmmm...no. He's not pumping my imaginary 'nads.
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YES I would
Is he from 3rd rock under the sun? HOTTTTTT
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 2:47pm.
Oh yes, repeatedly.
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I must say, I am SHOCKED and STUNNED by this news... Ass. <3
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
YES! I would do all of them.
It would have been hotter if he'd gone down to a thong, but that would be too "edgy" for a show that lost its edge when Bill Murray and Laraine Newman left.
The bouquet in the background is outstanding. Never noticed flowers on SNL stage before.
Like you even have to ask, MK. I'd do things to this man that would make my mother want to build a time machine and abort me.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Oh yes, repeatedly.
Not watching cause this is on my DVR :)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012