From The Barf Files: There's TWO Kanye Sex Tapes Making The Rounds
Kanye West's debut sex tape isn't even out yet and a sequel is already up for sale too. Kanye's team of lawyers sent out cease and desist letters to several websites, threatening to sue them for every last dollar they get from Google Adsense if they even think about posing a clip of Gay Fish flopping on punane. Kanye pretty much confirmed that it's him in the sex tapes and also confirmed that Pimp Mama Kris taught him to threaten to a bitch so it looks like he didn't leak the tapes himself even though he totally did.
TMZ says that the first tape (which may or may not co-star Kim Kardashian look-alike Mony Monn) is 20 minutes long and the second tape is even longer. The second tape co-stars a different trick than the first tape and Kanye uses his fishstick dick to hump on her for almost 40 minutes. Kanye doesn't want any outside eyes to see his taco meat-covered ass bounce up and down, and he claims somebody stole the tapes from his computer. So yeah, either Pimp Mama Kris has already trained little Mason Disick how to crawl into hotel rooms to steal files off a computer ("You have to earn the diapers on your ass somehow, kid" - PMK to Mason) or this shit is just another stunt.
Kanye taking 40 minutes to bust out an orgasm makes sense. When Kanye's hitting it from the back and looks down and realizes he's putting it in a lady vagina instead of a boy butt, he gets soft and has to start all over again. FRUSTRATING! Kanye sometimes tapes a picture of himself to his trick's back, so he can try to cum while staring at the thing he loves most, but have you ever tried to jizz while looking at a picture of Kanye West? It's impossible. I'm sure the trick he was boning on didn't mind. While lying there she finished her taxes, she cut her cuticles and finally made it to the next level on Angry Birds. A ho gets so much done when Kanye's on top of her.
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That's quite a stir he caused among his fans and I can't help thinking about the amount of publicity he'll get with this... Really, I couldn't care less about his sex tapes, I'd prefer to watch live sex videos instead, just because he's Kayne it doesn't mean he has the best sex in the world. Too bad there are people who think otherwise...
He's totally releasing these himself.
I wish there was a tacky bastard spray for people. Like a bug bomb.
Ick.
Submitted by MableLean on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 3:04am.
Kanye is handsome and sexy as hell. I would love to see either tape.
Thanks for signing up to the site, Kanye.
Kanye is handsome and sexy as hell. I would love to see either tape.
Look Kim! Imma let you finish but Beyonce had the best fake pregnancy ever!
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If this porno video is done in POV style, that means its not Kanye's dick, it means they hired another guy who fuck a random ho and said that guy was Kanye.
and film other scenes with Kanye, so inject it into the movie, so in every few minutes, he turns the camera to his face, to make it look authentic.
Cuz Kanye cannot get his dick up for a lady. in fact i dont even think kanye can get his dick up for guys, i think kanye can only get his dick up for himself.
and Kanye fucking for 40 minutes?! oh bitch please, thats steven-spielberg-directed-avatar- shit, there is no way he can fuck for 40 minutes.
pimp mama kris and her right hand bitch ryan seacrest should be nominated at this year's oscars for best original screenplay and director of a film.
Kanye, you can put out a sex tape every day for the next 10 years, YOU'RE GAY!
Submitted by Dannii on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 10:43pm.
but the absolutly worst thing? why do we never get any sex tapes of people we WANT to see-like matt bomer? fuck sake so much INJUSTICE in the world lol.
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Was too traumatized by the side-boob to read the post!
The stuff nightmares are made of. That is one hella fugly "man."
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
I think there will be two more tapes because then that will make the 4 tapes of the apocolypse and then no one can be in denial.
i have a problem just looking at this douchebag why the fuck does he have to have sex tapes? he is the definition of famewhore (yes hes worse than kim, least she only had one vid) its as clear as fucking day he released them himself. that shouldnt even be up for debate. at least the vid could be used to promote abstinence, i doubt anyone would want to have sex after seeing this ego trip in action.
but the absolutly worst thing? why do we never get any sex tapes of people we WANT to see-like matt bomer? fuck sake so much INJUSTICE in the world lol.
Zomay, you're talking into a strong wind. Your words just disappear.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Dear Kanye,
Please for the love of humanity, take a moment to think of anyone besides yourself for just a moment. For just a moment quit rapping about money and lambos. For just a moment quit sputtering on about YOUR life. For just one moment be consciously aware that this lifetime will be over in a blink of an eye and you won't be able to take your ego and money with you. For just one moment, Kanye, go serve homeless people a hot meal and remember that all people are Divine.
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Worrying is using your imagination
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I don't want to see him having sex. And I certainly don't want to see him having sex with big azz!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Worrying is using your imagination
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Does this mean we can all glory at the sight of Kanye's frowming fish tits and ashy pit folds in action?
By the way, when, where and why did all the Kanye is gay rumors start? Anybody?
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 5:15pm.
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Whamo, I was reading Kat Jennings chichis thread just now and Evil_Cupcake commented there, but her username is black instead of blue, which means her account is gone.
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Nooo! EC, don't be gone too long girl, there are lot of people on here who will miss your baked good deliciousness!
ditquoi, but what is this doing for his street cred?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Kanye is fast becoming the newest kash kow of the Kardashian klan. :D
Wake me up when there's a fisting tape.
LMAFO at his "fishstick dick" and "taco meat-covered ass" bwahahahahahahha They're disgusting to the nth degree but they' still n-1 from Octo diddling herself, lol *bleach shower* ;p
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I can't even stand looking at this special needs chimpmunk's face much less his 3" d**k. Ugh, just the thought of it turns my stomach.
If he's butt fucking...it probably takes him 40 minutes just to find the hole.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 7:23pm.
Last week he tweeted "Just fucked Kim so hard". And you just know she's happy he mentioned her name.
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Jebus fk, what a classy duo. Disgusting.
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Diller, NArmstrong, MCDuncan, TScott) *caprica six was/is here*
Offt - innoc. hopped on earlier today at the office for a split sec and I saw you guys' questions re EC.
@ EC, if you see our posts, we're thinking of you. I know you know some of us, myself included, closed our original accts due to schoolwork or fam or just our damn selves *all three issues for me*, so, wherever you are, whatever happened, just have a chimichanga or a bag of Kettle sea salt chips with wine *here's my bottle for you* and pls pop back on.
ONT - I'm hoping with the rest of people that KK done messed up and is the one in the tape w/ KW. That bimbo is beyond dumb and K/KW belong in derpville. And about a year ago we all thought KHumpf was the derp. End times.
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Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 7:23pm.
Last week he tweeted "Just fucked Kim so hard". And you just know she's happy he mentioned her name.
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Seeing Kanyes moobs jiggle with a KK clone.....*shudders; gags*
the only purpose of this video is to make my food come up my mouth our out the other end quicker...Kanye is THAT nauseating....I wish him and Kimmy Urinal Cakrs contract would end already...they are so fake and phoney and just gross....he is mocking her in every way and she is too fucking stupid to even notice...that or she just thinks it is o.k. Listen once a man tried to control your looks it is pretty much a done deal...they are trying to uglify you so no one will want you, I went through that shit in two different relationships, and I thought they cared about me that is why they had to control my hair, clothers, etc....but no, the reason is they want to make you their fucking unattractive slave...don't get me started...Urinal Cake and Gay Fish need to end this charace cause one thing this is NOT is love.
Do beards charge extra to be in sex tapes? That some CGI shit right there. Since KK is the first girl to ever pork the Gay Fish, this is bearding at its whoriest.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:52pm.
I just want to drop off this ass on the corner of Crenshaw and Manchester Blvd. Gurlfan would would cry for her limo to take her to a spa.
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fucking hell, I just snort laughed and Im at work hahahaha
"Kanye taking 40 minutes to bust out an orgasm makes sense. When Kanye's hitting it from the back and looks down and realizes he's putting it in a lady vagina instead of a boy butt, he gets soft and has to start all over again. FRUSTRATING! Kanye sometimes tapes a picture of himself to his trick's back, so he can try to cum while staring at the thing he loves most, but have you ever tried to jizz while looking at a picture of Kanye West? It's impossible."
LOL, MK, you kill me!!!
I used to like Kanye back in the day (5-6 years ago?). Now he disgusts me more and more every day. Bitch is so low class, I just can't.
I've never been interested in the celebrity with a sex tape to have ever seen one.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon,
09/24/2012 - 5:23pm.
maybe she is just doing what i do with Facebook -- account open if i want to get on and do something, account closed if i'm not using it. today, she signed in, came in, bitch slapped somebody, left, and signed out. no big, right? or am i missing something?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 6:06pm.
GAYFISH is so nasty and gross. Only those with a self-harming fetish will want to subject their eyes to this latest desperate, transparent cry for publicity. Why doesn't the whole Kardashian family have a fucking orgy and tape it so they can kill all the fat, hairy birds with one big disgusting stone??? I know it's not morality that's keeping them from doing it. Probably just an utter lack of creativity. Or maybe they're just afraid of the smell that will be emitted when Kim's sci fi ass is released from the confines of its Spanx coffin. Filthy fat fucking hairy ass apes. MONKEYS AND FISH DON'T MIX.
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GAYFISH is so nasty and gross. Only those with a self-harming fetish will want to subject their eyes to this latest desperate, transparent cry for publicity. Why doesn't the whole Kardashian family have a fucking orgy and tape it so they can kill all the fat, hairy birds with one big disgusting stone??? I know it's not morality that's keeping them from doing it. Probably just an utter lack of creativity. Or maybe they're just afraid of the smell that will be emitted when Kim's sci fi ass is released from the confines of its Spanx coffin. Filthy fat fucking hairy ass apes. MONKEYS AND FISH DON'T MIX.
Can we go back to a time when sex tapes ruined your career and you were never heard from again?
I hope Kanye (what ever) realizes that KK is not thought of as a star but a piss joke. This ego maniac deserves the embarrasement.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Mony Monn is waaaaaaaaaaaayyyy prettier than Kim! Wow! Hope she takes Kims place and Paris Hiltons Kim into oblivion!
Kanye found out that Kim K. can't guarantee publicity. I think he expected more attention than hanging with Kim K was giving him.
When in doubt and you need some attention, if the ultimate media whore can't help, do what she did. Sex Tape.
No one wants to see his ashy dick in action. Next ->
HOLD UP!! Let me get this straight MK, so your telling me someone had sex with Kanghey TWICE and it wasn't Gay-Z???? Ewwwwwww thats nasty, noone wants to see such filth !!!
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:59pm.
I can't handle Kanye having straight sex. It's like finding Santa masturbating.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Thoroughly grossitating. *HURK*
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon,
09/24/2012 - 5:23pm.
Whamo, EC did post earlier today. Don't understand that black/blue thing thoug
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Well that would suck if she bailed out! I liked EC!
Pushy the black and blue thing is..see your name how it's written in blue? well I guess when someone deletes their account any comments they've made previously their name will now be in black.
COME BACK EC!!!!! :(
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 5:27pm
I cannot picture him any way. He is just disgusting to me.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 5:24pm.
Sorry to hear that if it's so. She's been extra kind and patient with me. I hope she'll be back
on real soon.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:29pm.
So he's had sex with women a total of two times?
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Lol!
I pictured him as a bottom.
oops dp!
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 5:14pm.
Here's the Kim lookalike: http://sreinhold.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/yogi_hind_1109-copy.jpg
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