Night Crumbs
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher add another layer of slimy UGH on their relationship by wearing almost matching outfits. I bet they sit on the same side of the booth at restaurants too. - Popoholic
Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are still a thing and I would care about it, but I'm too busy wondering what kind of flavor of popcorn is in that plastic cup - Lainey Gossip
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON PEEN PRINT ALERT! AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON PEEN PRINT ALERT! - Just Jared
Three words that should never be put together: Taylor Swift Cameltoe - The Superficial
Sharon Stone is glamour personified and her young piece is giving me the puckers - Hollywood Tuna
An artifact from the 80s co-signs what an artifact from 2005 said about gays - Towleroad
A side-eye from a dog friend really completes this picture of Sarah Harding's butt cheeks - Drunken Stepfather
And let's follow that up with a Zahara side-eye - Popsugar
Random panty creamers galore - The Berry
Amanda Bynes has finally done what all hos who can't drive should do: moved to NYC - Celebitchy
RiRi must be high on the wrong stuff if she's trying to smoke rock candy (or maybe those are the shiniest crack rocks I've ever seen) - ICYDK
Breakbad Mountain - OMG Blog
If you're wondering what Megan Fox's pregnancy farts smell like, just look at Brian Austin Green's face for the answer - I'm Not Obsessed
20 animals who are way better at acting than Kristen Stewart - Cityrag
Lady GaGa doesn't care if she's Lady Gorda - Hollywood Rag
Foofy Foofy owes the real Gwen Stefani a for real apology - SOW
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You don't have to be from Chicago to be a Bears fan.
Nevertheless, as a native Chicagoan and Bears fan, I am disgusted with Ashton. I think New Yorkers should be pissed off as well. BTW, those aren't jerseys, just shitty tshirts.
Are they going to wear matching square dance outfits as well?
I do wish the White Sox well, even though I am a huge Cubs fan. No hate here.
Kick-Ass is my other favorite movie of all time. It must have been Aaron Johnson's tight suit the whole time! God, his wife is one lucky chick.
PS. Being a born and raised Chicagoan, this offends me. I hate this douche, and I hate his proclaimed fandom for my beloved Bears. Also, GO SOX.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:57am.
yep, we are all getting old...sigh lol
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 12:25am.
well they both worked together on that tv show, so i guess they would have fucked then, and decided to go back to their old roots, cuz nothing beats a familiar fuck, cuz 1. you know what you are getting. 2. you dont need to try to impress. 3. they wont try anything funny
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OMG. how did I totally not remember that, until you mentioned it. I used to watch that 70's Show all the time. FUCK. I am getting old. (͡๏̯͡๏)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 1:31am.
mila is no better, she was the "it" girl after black swan. and astain is only famous cuz he bonked demi moore.
If I were within the ranks of the Chicago Bears' executive lobby, I would have the corporate lawyers send Ashton Kutcher a "Cease and Desist" order, on the grounds of their reflecting so badly on the Chicago Bears organization.
The Packers don't want them either, so they'd best not even think about that either.
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON: they'll have to remove that in postpostproduction. a peen outline would make america implode, just saying
Bigbendy, Sal, that or they're models submitting pics. Either way, nice eye candy! ☺
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 12:25am.
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Yeah, that's easy and familiar, but Kutchface always looks for nasty and strange. How do you account for that? Oh wait...lol
This totally works!
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I agree that Mila is not looking so hot lately.
Rhianna is oh so edgy. *rolls eyes*
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How are those Bears jerseys? Or are they just for pusses who want to wear their team colors but not get beaten up by Giants or Jets fans?
Kelso is from Iowa or something. Jackie's from LA by way of Russia. You can't just attach yourself to a team, can you?
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 1:07am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 12:56am.
The Brerry hotties.........I've noticed that men are better looking now .......what's up with that?
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Sal, you trying to pop my lady boner? Well, it's not gonna work. I can still fantasize ;-)
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 12:56am.
The Brerry hotties.........I've noticed that men are better looking now .......what's up with that?
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Yes Amanda...good move to NYC where you don't need a car to get around but Madison Ave. does get crowded sometimes.
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The Brerry hotties.........I've noticed that men are better looking now .......what's up with that?
well they both worked together on that tv show, so i guess they would have fucked then, and decided to go back to their old roots, cuz nothing beats a familiar fuck, cuz 1. you know what you are getting. 2. you dont need to try to impress. 3. they wont try anything funny.
Kelso/Jackie are so 1998. Why now? Some things are better left alone.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
NEVER, EVER thought Asston was cute, funny, or a good actor. I find him repulsive and idiotic. Mila is getting uglier as she ages. I hope they stay together forever and get fat and hideous. They are well on their way.
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Mila is making a big mistake.
Megan Fox clearly had a lot done to her nose. At least 2 nose jobs. She didn't need them!!
Sharon Stone is gorgeous. Don't get any work done.
Poor Taylor. Sometimes you can't feel a cameltoe. It just sneaks up on you.
Only YOU can prevent camel toe... by wearing clothes that fit in the stride!
I've always admired Sharon Stone for being an unabashed cunt. She's a true old-Hollywood diva and yeah, she can even act a little bit. Love her.
She needs to cut down a bit on the botox, though--she looks fabulous but she has those little crinkle thingees around the top of her nose that come from over-applying.
I always thought Mila Kunis was an over-rated fucking bitch and I guess this proves it...."by the company you keep." BUT, could Sharon Stone just be anymore beautiful? Especially for 54 y.o.? And her BF is unspeakably hot-t-t.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 9:18pm.
good lord that was a lot of douche to have to scroll through to find Shemar!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
With the exception of Shemar and one or two others that Berry link made me feel like a pedophile. Thanks MK.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Those Taylor Swift pics are bizarre. She has a body of a skinny old lady.
Mila has hit a wall. Not going to age well.
Oops, neverminds....got it to work....gettin my panties in a bunch over nothing....those guys are always too young looking (for me anyway). No. 19 is nice though and well, there's always Mr. Shemar!
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The Berry link is not working for me. Anyone else?
I am only interested in panty creamer or nice stuff today.
i can't believe these two are really going out. it was over 10 years ago when they played a couple and now out of the blue they hookup for real? weird
Ugh, why does Asston have to be a Bears fan :(
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I like Mila's shoes much better on Suri's little friend. And I sure wouldn't want to sit ANYWHERE that Asston's nasty ass has been.
How we missed Swifty's amazingly huge camel-toe is beyond me. (Is that caused by Kennedy dick?)
Bret, kindly sit down (next to Parasite) and STFU.
I don't even like Caca (don't listen to her either) but this big deal about her weight exceeded ridiculous last week, at least.
Wow, that young piece is doing wonders for Sharon, ahhaah
Fcuk Bret Easton Ellis, with a raw carrot!
LMAO at Foofy Foofy. Could this be a biting comment on Stefani's copycat artist? Sounds planned even though it's probably not. llooll
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Why is SHAX Taller than "Im-a-Cut-U-Bitch"-Zahara?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 8:18pm.
I did catch that one episode with Meloni. I'd like to envision, in a really sick way, him playing a gynecologist. I know, I'm a very sick person.
Oh my! That's hot. Hamm looked very handsome (even though he doesn't do it for me), but he's still hanging out with that owl-nose chick.
Oh louise_brooks is looking for you in Open Post, I think.
Not that I'm dying to see it or anything.
Im not seeing the Taylor swift camel toe. Where is it, do I need special glasses to see it?
Submitted by perky on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 7:32pm.
Bryan Austin Green looks...well...odd. He looks like he has come off a bender or a really bad flu.
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Thank you! He looks like he's trying to rush her out of there so he can go meet with his dealer. What the hell? Didn't he used to be in shape and hot?
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I KNOW...I used to think he was so attractive. I was only a kid, but I liked him on Beverly Hills 90210 (YES, I did watch it - hangs head in shame!). Anyway, he just looks ODD...right???
"Dramatic Prairie Dog" is a better thespian than K. Stewart, but they neglected to add it. Booo.
Lucifer -- I never watched "Scrubs," but I did catch that one episode with Meloni. I'd like to envision, in a really sick way, him playing a gynecologist. I know, I'm a very sick person. Did you see those pictures of Hamm at the Emmys? I'm still twisting my panties over that! WOW!
every pic of mia/ashton features her either yapping and him looking the other way or her hanging all over him and him checkinghis phone over her shoulder.
bitch is obvi needy.
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I'm starting think Jolie's got one in the oven again. RiRi's constant drug references are getting really old.
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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 7:32pm.
Bryan Austin Green looks...well...odd. He looks like he has come off a bender or a really bad flu.
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Thank you! He looks like he's trying to rush her out of there so he can go meet with his dealer. What the hell? Didn't he used to be in shape and hot?
Brian Austin Green looks angry, mean, dirty, smelly, ungroomed, out of shape, fat, abusive, hungover, and generally unpleasant to be around. Oh, and he bites his fingernails. And they're dirty. That is not the David Silver I have come to know. Mel and Jackie didn't raise him this way.
Twatty - I was hoping you'd show up <3
I was watching Scrubs on Netflix earlier this afternoon, and in one episode Chris Meloni showed up playing a Paediatrician. And I thought of you!
Why would you willingly be in a relationship with a known cheater? Hit it and quit it, I'd understand. But long term relationship, hell no.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 6:59pm.
puhlease. Zoe and B.Coop aren't even remotely believable. Nice try, but you're not fooling anyone.
hahaha. Concur.
The Koocher appropriately sporting clown shoes, I see. Is it too much to hope he's also wearing a douche bag thong?
Take that shirt off little boy before you jinx them!
And these pics of Zoe and Brad; Why is she looking like some rescued Les Miz castoff?? This look works in getting an ex slut back??? Can't
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It pisses me off that Asston is pretending to be a Bears fan. Bears fan my ass. I live in Chicago; that asshole doesn't nor does he come from Chicago. Fucking asshole.
Lucifer -- hey, babe!