Tuesday, September 25th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Donald Glover (29)
Annabelle Wallis (28)
T.I. (32)
Jodie Kidd (34)
Clea DuVall (35)
Santigold (36)
Matt Hasselbeck (37)
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras (39)
Bridget Marquardt (39)
Brian Dunkleman (41)
Hal Sparks (43)
Catherine Zeta-Jones (43)
Will Smith (44)
Jason Flemyng (46)
Scottie Pippen (47)
Tate Donovan (49)
Keely Shaye Smith (49)
Heather Locklear (51)
Aida Turturro (50)
Michael Madsen (55)
Mark Hamill (61)
Pedro Almodóvar (63)
Cheryl Tiegs (65)
Michael Douglas (68)
Barbara Walters (83)

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noshitsherlock's picture

Happy birthday Troy!! Happy birthday Luke!!

Esteem's picture

Wow, I start feeling older when the only names I recognize are 43+. Happy birthday to all.

Skye10's picture

Happy Birthday to Will Smith, Catherine & Michael (so cute- married couple with the same b-day), Barbara Walters and all the other b-day babies. :)

fauve's picture

CZJ, you're keeping a straight face because you CAN'T laugh, right? Happy 12th anniversary of your 43rd birthday.

WinnieT's picture

Happy birthday to my love Donald Glover. That Katharine Hepburn clip was hilarious.

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard

Always been willing to give CZJ a pass on her age but seems she is older than 43. I don't think your knees or hands lie.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/15/article-0-139D40B9000005DC-152...

Foxxy Brown's picture

wow, i did a lot of eye rolling going through this list.

you should do exactly what CZJ does, MK. next September 25, make sure you remember to put "42" as her age, lol

HB to the very talented and cute Donald Glover [it's "DON-ald," btw]

HB to our Skywalker!! Forever in my heart, Mr Hamill. Forever.

HB to Mr. Almodovar and Ms. Turturro

*goes back to eye rolling*

/the Turturros:acting
the Zendejases:placekicking ;-D

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

justincase's picture

CZJ is 43 - ?!?!? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Gardening Girl's picture

Happy birthday Luke!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Maggio's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:12am.

Submitted by Maggio on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:00am.
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That was Katharine Hepburn. Barbara Walters also asked KH if she owned any dresses, to which Hepburn replied, "I do. And I'll wear it to your funeral."

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THAT is hilarious. They don't make 'em like that anymore unfortunately. I'm sure Kate turned to the camera with a "can you believe this bitch?" look when she got the tree question.

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Here are the videos:
The infamous tree question
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_X2Xd1iOmM

"Do you own a skirt?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUB9WHpyIik

I agree that they don't make 'em like that anymore. I love Katharine Hepburn and wish that more people looked to her career than Marilyn Monroe's.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue,

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She's a hack. Plain and simple.
When she asked a celeb (can't remember who) if they were a tree, what kind of tree would they be.. that's when she needed to pack it in.

Can't stand her, can you tell? ; )
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It's questions like that that have made her that much more irrelevant.

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You would never know it the way the harpies on the Spew and other celebs treat her like she was the Queen of fucking Sheeba.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue,

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She's a hack. Plain and simple.
When she asked a celeb (can't remember who) if they were a tree, what kind of tree would they be.. that's when she needed to pack it in.

Can't stand her, can you tell? ; )
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It's questions like that that have made her that much more irrelevant.

I use to LOVE when she'd try and make people cry, she soften her voice, slow it down wait impossibly long for an answer to see if she could drill into that emotional well. LOL

Like I say I use to kick out her and loved when SNL use to goof on her.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by Maggio on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:00am.
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That was Katharine Hepburn. Barbara Walters also asked KH if she owned any dresses, to which Hepburn replied, "I do. And I'll wear it to your funeral."

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THAT is hilarious. They don't make 'em like that anymore unfortunately. I'm sure Kate turned to the camera with a "can you believe this bitch?" look when she got the tree question.

Maggio's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:47am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:12am.
Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 9:54am.
Whams, Barbara made $14 million last year. Ahem!
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her style of reporting and how we use to traditionally get our news is slowly dying.

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She's a hack. Plain and simple.
When she asked a celeb (can't remember who) if they were a tree, what kind of tree would they be.. that's when she needed to pack it in.

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That was Katharine Hepburn. Barbara Walters also asked KH if she owned any dresses, to which Hepburn replied, "I do. And I'll wear it to your funeral."

HB to Donald Glover - love him on Community.
Team CZJ Is a Liar

MissJaneTexas's picture

Some good birthdays today.

HBD TI (YUM), Will Smith, Tate Donovan, Scottie Pippen, Heather Locklear (anyone see those recents pics of her - homegirl got some good work done), Cheryl Tiegs, Michael Douglas and Barbara Walters!

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:12am.
Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 9:54am.
Whams, Barbara made $14 million last year. Ahem!
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her style of reporting and how we use to traditionally get our news is slowly dying.

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She's a hack. Plain and simple.
When she asked a celeb (can't remember who) if they were a tree, what kind of tree would they be.. that's when she needed to pack it in.

Can't stand her, can you tell? ; )

cmc311's picture

Happy Birthday to all the birthday sluts today...except Will Smith, saw him on the Graham Norton show and he acted so fake it was embarrassing to watch.
CZJ...43???? really????

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 9:54am.
Whams, Barbara made $14 million last year. Ahem!
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I just mean those celeb interviews she does that we use to kinda wait for and think wow what's she going to find out, aren't what they were because we already know so much about these people that she's really not going to reveal anything more than we already know.
We just live in a different time and her style of reporting and how we use to traditionally get our news is slowly dying.

How much she made doesn't really make her relevant, she's been around a long time has paid her dues and is compensated accordingly.

I'm not saying I don't like her by the way, as a matter of fact quite the opposite:)

Spoiled's picture

Happy Birthday to my daughter and to Christopher Reeve, who would have turned 60 today.

Haribo's picture

Submitted by AreYouSeriousRi... on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 9:47am.

Yes, that's Pierce's wife. She was so beautiful back in the day.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Haribo's picture

Many talented sluts today!Happy birthday to Michael Madsen , Heather Locklear, Babs, Michael Douglas, Pedro Almodovar!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Thamar's picture

Look some of these old people better not sit down. Know why? Because young peeps are dumb as shit and have NO work ethic! TRUTH!

Thamar's picture

Whams, Barbara made $14 million last year. Ahem!

AreYouSeriousRightNow's picture

Isn't Keely Shaye Smith the model that married Pierce Brosnan and then chunked the hell out? Was that a medical issue or did she just discover a love for the never ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden?

Barbara Walters,
Please sit down and retire already.

-Everybody

CZJ - stop already. Just stop. It's embarrassing.

Whamo's picture

Clea DuVall...Just finished watching Carnavale, Sophie, how could you do this to me! Weird looking monkey face but a damn fine actor.

Catherine Zeta-Jones...Speaking of monkeys if she's 43 I am a monkey's uncle.

Will Smith.....die die die you egocentric fucking douche bag. I fucking HATE this asswipe!!!

Jason Flemyng..another one of these GREAT character actors we've seen forever. he was great in both Lock Stock & Snatch

Keely Shaye Smith...it HAS to be tough being Pierce Brosnan's wife..especially when you balloon up HUGE!

Heather Locklear....Shouldn't she be parked on a highway near you?

Aida Turturro...I loved when you whacked Richie!

Michael Madsen..He's done some great work but from what hear a total drugged out asshole dead beat...and he looks like the bloated Elvis now

Mark Hamill....He always said Luke Skywalker ruined his career, I always though it was shitting acting that ruined his career.

Cheryl Tiegs...ya, she was an original

Michael Douglas....some great work but another asshole,

Barbara Walters...an institution deemed irrelevant in our 24 / 7 celeb news world

Happy Bday Sluts

Heroic Cupcake's picture

LMAOOO I thought Catherine Zeta Jones was 45 last year!!! Now she's 43?? It's just getting hilarious now. Bitch has been in her 40s since 2000.

CZJ and hubby have the same birthday, how cute.
Tate Donovan, yum. He's a little cutie.

Thamar's picture

TMuffin and chlyn calling out CZJ on her age, TYVM!
It's like Catherine is in some kind of closet. Come out of there Catherine!

annobanano's picture

@ Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 9:17am.

CZJ 43? 43 my ass -- 53 is more like it.

Yeah, there is no FREAKING way!

chlyn's picture

Wow, now CZJ is 12 years younger than she is. Every year, she gets younger and younger. Soon she'll be 10.

Maybe Michael Douglas is 86 and not 68?

fredfred's picture

oddly, that's the third ref to dunkleman i've heard this week.

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watching hardcore ufos

Thamar's picture

"Show me someone who never gossips, and I will show you someone who is not interested in people." - Barbara Walters.

Happy birthday Barbara. xoxoxo

Net worth: $154 million

fredfred's picture

hb, michael madsen, you crazy fucker. i still would.
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watching hardcore ufos

Twat Muffin's picture

CZJ 43? 43 my ass -- 53 is more like it.

annobanano's picture

Michael Madsen, I cannot hear that Stealers Wheel song without seeing that scene from Reservoir Dogs.

And I love Pedro's movies. Happy Birthday Sluts!

TexnDoc's picture

HB Baba Wawa.
It's amazing to think Gilda Radner's impression became an overnight sensation because the viewers were delightfully horrified she had the nerve to do it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQvRFrpKi-0
So sad to see hilarious Gilda and Madeline Kahn in the clip, both died so young and both of the same cancer.

Bigbendy's picture

Happy birthday to Bawwa Wawwa. I can't believe Michael Douglas is only 68.

feelsblind's picture

HB to Pippen, CZJ (you know damn well you're not 43), Will Smith (still love TFPoBA), and Santigold. I have a love/hate relationship (more hate) with Donald Glover. I can take him in small doses on Community. Yet, I don't like his music.