Who Wore It Better?
On the left is a green insect that you will find a way to shoo outside if you found it crawling on your kitchen floor and on the right is a green insect that you will find a way to shoo outside if you found it crawling on your kitchen floor (hint: just throw a black dildo into your backyard and it'll go running after it).
Kim Kardashian posed with Pimp Mama Kris at some Midori event in L.A. last night wearing a green velvet disco dress that only looked good on all of our moms when they wore it in 1978.
Of course the green beetle has this and I didn't even need to ask. There's no competition. At least if the beetle wanted to shed its shell, IT would be the one doing the shedding, the shell wouldn't shed it. The same cannot be said for Kim Kuntrashian's ass. When Kim climbed into the back of an SUV, her dress couldn't take the pain, humiliation or pressure anymore and tried to quit her double down ass by ripping itself off of her body. Or Pimp Mama Kris is off camera pulling invisible strings attached to that dress to give Kim her own Sofia Vergara STUNT QUEEN moment. Yeah, probably that.
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That's a good one, the girl could use some fashion advice. From where she's standing now she would look better in custom american apparel hoodies. That dress makes her look fat, she should have known better.
that dress looks like cheap halloween costume material however.....those fricking ash borers are evil! Had to get rid of an ash tree they killed (of course the only ash tree in a long row of trees being in my backyard). Never realized how EXPENSIVE it is to cut down a tree.
*sigh* I wana be rich and famous for doing absolutely NOTHING!... (side-eyeing the fortune gods)
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
The beetle, of course. The beetle has grace, style and is much, much more intelligent. Nicer ass, too.
Submitted by Craigypants on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 9:00pm.
Oh fuck there is nothing this trick won't do for a check. Not bad for a bitch who supposedly doesn't drink.
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I think she also claims she's not a giant whore.
WinterOwl, I saw the skort suit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Is all I have to say.
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I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?
I still wish MK had posted these pics of Kim wearing the hideous 'skort suit'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2208209/Kim-Kardashian-goes...
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Oh fuck there is nothing this trick won't do for a check. Not bad for a bitch who supposedly doesn't drink.
Has House Mother Kanye thrown away all of Kim's spanks?
Kayne's obsession with that tacky bitch, Beyonce, is apparent in this whore's makeover. Is that HIDDY '90's call girl dress borrowed from a Lifetime Television for Women wardrobe vault worn by Tori Spelling or is it HOUSE OF DERP-ion? Tres chic...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mike, went on that Katie smells site. Ummm well I found what I wanted for xmas. My husband was not pleased that it was 120 euros :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Does anyone one else see a chinese man's face on the back of her ass or is it only me ??
Doobies and Boobies--Brandon Brown
I'd find a way to squish the one on the right. At least the beetle (on the left) is a creature of nature.
I have a pair of earrings made from these green beetles and they are amazing. Here is a picture from a website:
http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/ethnic-earrings-green-beetle-wing-earrin...
The Beetle!
Velvet does not look good on a wide load.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Easy: The green beetle cuz it's bootyful!
She has frozen face but the dress is ok because it shows every ripple of the sausage encasing LMAO! Blood sausage should be so lucky to dress itself like that! ahahahaha at the safety pin! ;P
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by Willowmeena on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 3:05pm.
The last picture says it all - her pimp mama desperately trying to out pose her daughter.
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QFT!!!
Kim is no way in hell a size 2. I'll bet those clothes she auctioned off for charity were shit she had laying around in her closet since high school. My sixteen year old niece is a 2 and she's teeny tiny skinny with no hips and a small butt. Kim is most likely a size 8-10. Kourtney is probably a 2 when she's not at her baby weight.
Here is what that swimsuit is SUPPOSED to look like:
http://www.lyst.com/clothing/michael-kors-white-metallic-wraparound-belt...
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Even on a thin bathing suit model, that bathingsuit is still butt fucking ugly.
For all of those who blame Kanye for her dressing like a disaster, if a plot for their stupid show:
Blind Item
It’s time to boost the ratings, so this show is planning two new storylines. You thought reality shows were real? Not really! The storylines could change before filming, but as of today, they are part of the next season. The first storyline involves the current relationship of two of the cast members. It’s going to be about "control" issues. More specifically, it’s about a man controlling a woman – what she says, what she does, what she wears, what she eats, who she associates with. It will have sinister overtones, and will try to play into women’s natural sympathies for another woman who is being abused. No, she isn’t really being abused. They just want her to become a more sympathetic character. The second storyline will involve a family "falling out". Everyone is actually getting along pretty well, so this "falling out" is going to be completely fake. It will primarily involve two cast members, but the rest of the cast will be divided into two teams who will each support one side. Hey, they need something for people to talk about. Even if it isn’t real.
Submitted by dbella on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 3:30pm.
The funniest thing about that white swimsuit with the gold belt that she wore the other day was, if you look at the photos from the back, the belt was fastened with a heavy duty plastic clip like they use on life jackets. Probably because it would have broken otherwise, even though it was made of stretch material to begin with.
Here is what that swimsuit is SUPPOSED to look like:
http://www.lyst.com/clothing/michael-kors-white-metallic-wraparound-belt...
Cripes, THAT'S what it's supposed to look like? What an embarrassingly hilarious epic stylist fail. They're supposed to choose styles that flatters your real body type, not the one in your head *smh*
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 4:35pm.
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*hiccup* :)
green velvet is ruined for me now, just ruined.
I agree with the collective comments regarding dressing for her size/shape. I've got a similar shape as her and am also short, so am forever having to get shit tailored/altered. annoying as fuck but this whore has cash and resources, so what's her excuse?
& I hope she's not knocked up. I'm going to have to boycott the internet if that's the case...
Submitted by Gigaboob: "...This is not as bad as the lard goddess from outer space krap she's been wearing lately..."
Gigaboob, I want you to know that this made me LOL while walking down the street. Out loud, baby. And you nailed it.
Kim's face is literally immobile. She used to be so gorgeous before she started with Botox and fillers and now she's just pretty. But still waaaay too much Botox and makeup. Aside from the fact that she has no idea how to dress for her body, she's doing something right because she continues to be a media presence and rakes in the cash.
Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 3:15pm.
Isn't that a dung beetle on the right?
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I believe that is a pee beetle.
Looks like Kim is dressed for an office Christmas party in the 80s. She'd obviously be the office ho. And wtf is going on with her eyes. They're squinting from the bottom.
Kim wears always so much make-up. Not a cool look. It ages her.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I do not wear velvet, but every time I see it I would get an irresistible urge to grab it and crumple it and claw it and fondle it between my fingers.
These pictures have cured me of that fetish.
She says she doesn't even drink. WHY would Midori want her? I know she'll sign her name to anything that gives her a check.
Her face is so fucking plastic now. Keep denying you've had any work done Kim. we all believe you. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
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I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?
She looks like a green booger...Awful
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 3:05pm.
Gigaboob -- I've got unopened bottles of Midori and sweet & sour mix.
*starting a cocktail for Gigaboob*
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Yay babe, thank you!
*commences office drunkeness and buffoonery*
annobanano -- wow, you're in Lisle? Not too far from me & Louise. The poor ash trees really got hit.
mike -- thanks for recommending that site. If you like sites like that, check out fragrantica and the non-blonde. Very descriptive of various scents.
The bug, naturally, wears it better. Prettier, too.
Those beetles are GORGEOUS!
As for KK - remember when Paris Hilton was everywhere, now not so much? This too shall pass. That is all.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 3:17pm.
Is that dress safety-pinned in the back?
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yeah, because her fat ass busted the dress open because it's 4 sizes too small.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 3:10pm.
Have you ever checked Katie Puckrik? Google her. She does perfume reiews.
I don't like perfumes, but I love smells, and I love attempts to describe them.
I've been sayign this since '99, "velvet is a crime."
Her waist really isn't that tiny to begin with and is less so now. It just looks smallish in comparison with her lower half. The funniest thing about that white swimsuit with the gold belt that she wore the other day was, if you look at the photos from the back, the belt was fastened with a heavy duty plastic clip like they use on life jackets. Probably because it would have broken otherwise, even though it was made of stretch material to begin with.
Here is what that swimsuit is SUPPOSED to look like:
http://www.lyst.com/clothing/michael-kors-white-metallic-wraparound-belt...
@annobanano - Lisle, Illinois? Right on! I lived right near there in my teenage years.
sorry to hijack the thread:
I hate velvet dresses almost as much as I hate KK, so this is perfectly fitting. Way to ruin my favorite kolor, bitch. Also, anyone else notice the dress looks like it's safety pinned in the back?
She is a kkkunnnttt but her nasty pimp momma is kkunntttiieeer
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 3:10pm.
little_rascal -- speaking of orange blossom, I think I'm going to treat myself to Tom Ford's Neroli Portofino for Xmas. It's really beautiful, though it has a clean, soapy edge to it. One of the primary notes is orange blossom. Prada Nerolid is also an orange blossom scent, though I haven't smelled it.
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Twatty, I have a calamondin orange tree that blooms all year long, and the flower smell is so sweeeeeet!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Is that dress safety-pinned in the back?
Isn't that a dung beetle on the right?
KK has a tiny waist and a large lower half and no one designs for her body type. She's lucky she's rich and can afford to have all of her clothes tailored because otherwise she wouldn't have much in her closet.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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little_rascal -- speaking of orange blossom, I think I'm going to treat myself to Tom Ford's Neroli Portofino for Xmas. It's really beautiful, though it has a clean, soapy edge to it. One of the primary notes is orange blossom. Prada Nerolid is also an orange blossom scent, though I haven't smelled it.
Willow,
I also noticed how much happier the pimp looks in this pic. I would feel sad if it was anyone else.
My mother's Prell shampoo wore it better:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3425/3847104499_dab32f76df.jpg
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Gigaboob -- I've got unopened bottles of Midori and sweet & sour mix.
*starting a cocktail for Gigaboob*
The last picture says it all - her pimp mama desperately trying to out pose her daughter. What a sad delusional prat she is. You think her face looks wonky now, wait a few years and she'll be giving the Bride of Wildenstein competition.
Normally, I'd feel sorry for someone being born to such a greedy, grasping, desperate, shallow sack of shit but her daughter's a chip off the ole block, so no.
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VILE - Linda La Hughes (gimme, gimme)