Thursday, September 27th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

Scenes from the new movie Mad Max: Beyond Thunderthighs The Berry 

If you were in Poland yesterday and just so happened to stick your peen in a glory hole, you could've been licked by Casper Smart himself - Lainey Gossip

Australian realtor Kieren Gray knows that man nipples are the secret ingredients to selling a house - Towleroad

Please, open up and take your vitamin E (for elegance) by looking at these pictures of England's finest rose - Hollywood Tuna 

Did one of the Toddlers & Tiaras mom style this Cameron Diaz photo shoot? - Drunken Stepfather

What I'm getting from this is that Kristen Stewart hates armpit sex. PRUDE! - Celebitchy

White Oprah giving parenting advice to Amanda Bynes' parents is like John Travolta giving Tommy Girl advice on sex with a vagina - The Superficial 

Ali Landry is not really on land and she's totally not dry. I'll see myself out. - Popoholic

But doesn't Kristen Stewart ALWAYS look like a pile of dirty clothes that magically came to life? - ICYDK

It's all awwwws and warm tingles until one of them bites the other one's nose off - Cityrag

Kristie Alley is looking exquisitely gorgeous and I'm only saying that because she looks like La Bruja mashed together with Mickey Rourke - Celebslam

Justin Timberlake is too good to show full crack - OMG Blog 

January Jones went to Whole Foods and you probably just went to the emergency room after almost dying from over-excitement from reading the first part of this sentence - Popsugar

HAND ME MY SHANK! - Just Jared

Joanna Krupa somehow found a way to make herself look even more tacky - Moe Jackson

Jennifer Garner used the phrase "wonder sperm" - Hollywood Rag 

Men hate wedges, so says Mindy Kaling - I'm Not Obsessed

(Pic via PCN)

Posted by: Michael K


snowpiece's picture

oh MK, I feel for you, LOL

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Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

stefystef's picture

I am assuming that picture is of Kei$ha and let me say that this bitch needs to get herself to a gym, quick!!!

She has no shape, but if she would actually work out for 3 months with a pro trainer, she'd look good. Still a skank, but good.
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stefystef's picture

WTH, Anderson!!!
How DARE YOU have that light-weight, twinkle-toed tart, JustJared, on your show and NOT THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE MAGNIFICENT MICHAEL K.

I am insulted for you, MIchael K. Don't know if you have an agent, but get one! Then slap the agent and say, why did you know get me on Anderson Cooper? And then DEMAND that you are booked IMMEDIATELY!

You have a much cooler, much more honest website than any of those folks out there. You rule, Michael K! And it is the Silver Fox's loss.

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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

You want a guy, Mikey? 'Cause I know a guy, and that Jared bitch is TOAST.

Jeebus. There's no justice, is there?

jelliebean's picture

Oh hellll.... yes MK I saw this and thought, mmm, mmm, mmm, Mk is going to be pissed! wtf?! JJ??

Mani6's picture

Kstew and RPutz would be lucky to have panties pushed to the side sex with their clothes still on on a year!

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Mani6's picture

Mad Max beyond ass flaps looks great!

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P.T.Bull's picture

Kesha has a pretty sloppy figure for such a young woman, but she hides at least some of it with fethistic clothes. Its all good, though. Its the music that counts. Now its not my sort of music, but I am sure some enjoy it.

crazyinjapan's picture

Ke$sha needs to improve her tuck. But I like her songs. Ha.

Those young Jon Hamm photos are great--love his profile.

Is it really true that men don't like wedges? :(

Daniee's picture

: ) That's a peculiar and funny site Owl! Not that I dress for men, but it's kinda nice to know that they think runway "fashion" is absolutely ridiculous!!

Daniee's picture

That is really sad Twatty. : ( It's not fair to lose parents so prematurely like that. I'm sure it's just an emptiness that remains. I'm sorry.
I've been living very far from my parents for almost 10 years now and due to lack of money & ridiculous prices of airfare in Canada as you know, barely get to visit them at all.....those things play on my heart cause they had me fairly late in life.

Twat Muffin's picture

Daniee -- thank you for the Jon Hamm pictures. Always a cutie, I guess. That first & last pictures made me sad. He lost both parents when young; his dad when he was 20, his mom when he was 10. I lost both parents when I was in my 30's and I feel shortchanged, but I cannot imagine having lost them at such terribly young ages. I feel for the guy.

WinterOwl22's picture

The mindy Kahling story reminded me of this website about fashion trends that women love and men hate: http://www.manrepeller.com/

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Pookie's picture

That Mindy Kaling link states that she "has been the voice of Marge Simpson for years..." Whoever wrote that is sadly misinformed -- haven't they heard of Julie Kavner for God's sake??

johnnysgirl's picture

My GAWD, that dreadful outfit! looks like she's about to slip a nether-lip *shudder*

And now I'm LOLing because I remember some hor on here saying she was built like a trashcan. HAHAHAHA

WinterOwl22's picture

Daniee, he looks so hot in the pic where he is playing football! *faints*

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WinterOwl22's picture

Her body is so unfortunately shaped.

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M.E.'s picture

Who the FUCK is asking Dina what her advise to the Bynes would be? I mean unless it was 100% purposely to get such a stupid response for ridicule.

M.E.'s picture

OOOOOH! MK, girl! I'll hold your earrings!

Thamar's picture

Boy would love nothing bettervthanto sip vino and hang here but cannot but sat to this headline pic I want it say this...we here in hell have all the costume designers gone! This looks like tore up trash bags!

Few Words's picture

is mel gibson gonna make a cameo in this shitfest? maybe ranting like a old bigot?

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ElleDriver's picture

She looks like a James Bond villain lookin' to crush a neck with those ham-hock thighs

Lucifer_Sam's picture

She not only has the worst fucking figure to start with, she is also a huge slovenly slob who doesn't take care of it.

Daniee's picture

Just wanted to add a delicious crumb! http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/pictures-of-young-jon-hamm-the-...

Ugh, why does Dienow Blohan think anyone wants to hear her verbal gut rot? Fuck.

Oh hell no, MK, Anderson needs to come to YOU. Semi-naked...with a box of chocolates...carried by beautiful men. Don't despair.

She has the body of a middle aged woman. How the fuck is this woman even a draw? Her music sucks ass.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Coop got that bitch Jared to come on his show?? He's obviously a fucking idiot, MK!!! stay away from him!!!

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TexnDoc's picture

Oh Michael K, would you have done Your Boo's show? No. You probably make him nervous and as others have pointed out even on CNN he borrows heavily from you (Ali Lohan as Benjamina Buttons). Jared is just going to be kiss ass and bland while you'd try to get him out of his pants and then be kiss ass, hmmmm.

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Dina Lohan needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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JulzNo1Zero's picture

This chick is way too young to have her body look that bad. Does this chick own a mirror?

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