"Ewwww, Yes, She's Totally Wearing ANOTHER Pair Of Fug Boots!"
As Katie Holmes searches the sky for Scientology spy UFOs (that look like this) that are tracking her every move, Suri Cruise had a kiki with Daddy Girl or maybe she's calling Blue Ivy Carter to make fun of the golden child for wearing kicks with poor people diamonds (aka rhinestones) on them instead of rare polished kidney stones pulled from a pink dolphin.
Before you throw an "I can't even look at you anymore" at Suri for talking on what could be an ancient artifact from one week ago called the iPhone 4, let me educate you on some shit. Suri would never put hear ear on an iPhone 4. Suri won't even talk on the phone with a trick who is talking on an iPhone 4. Suri can tell, because she can hear the poor in their voice. Suri isn't even talking on an iPhone 5 here. That's an iPhone 7! They don't even sell it on the black market in Japan and there's not even a prototype for it. That's how forward Suri is.
And will the state finally step in and issue Katie a mandatory uniform since she obviously isn't capable of dressing herself. Who throws a dog blanket, some studded matador pants and elf boots on the bed and says, "This it the look!" Katie's not knowing ass does, that's who. Bitch looks like she was just kicked off of the Trail of Tears by her tribemates, because they were too embarrassed to be seen with her looking like she just fell out of Chico's ass. This is a Chico's kind of BARF.
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LOL Anonymouse73, Katie does look mesmerized! Suri's hilarious isn't she? Too bad TommyGirl hasn't left the nutjobs at the CO$ maybe he'd get his family back! smdh
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katie just needs to rub caffeine cream on her thighs and it will burn the fat off! YEAH! no need to exercise or anything.
Of course that's an iPhone 7! Suri is exactly like TommyGirl, the faces she makes are priceless. She looks like a little agent! Ololol
Sorry but those boots are uGH!
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Submitted by cici on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:12am.
"You mean her INSANE dad who belongs to a cult? "
Insane? A bit dramatic..try loving father. This still is a family.
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I would go way out on a limb and say yes, he is probably insane or as close to insanity as you can be and still function while being in the grips of the completely insane Scientology cult.
"You mean her INSANE dad who belongs to a cult? "
Insane? A bit dramatic..try loving father. This still is a family.
Katy has no sense of style yet TC bought her a fashion business (Holmes and Yang)during their marriage. I wonder if that business is still in existence?
"Said kid is now separated from a DAD that she clearly adores."
You mean her INSANE dad who belongs to a cult? Katie did the right thing getting her out of there. Plenty of kids have parents who go through divorces and they turn out fine.
That said, this main photo made me lol. Wtf! Katie's mesmerized by a shiny object and Suri's doing a Ho Down.
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:24pm.
Lipo her legs? Are you serious?
Pretty sure you can lipo anywhere there's fat. I think Posh does it...
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I don't think there's fat on her legs...def. not on the calves. The rest of her is thin thin. I can't hate on her for the legs - I don't think there's anything she can do to help it and I'm sure she knows what she looks like. HOWEVER, that's no excuse for picking out shitty, unflattering outfits that exacerbate the situation, lol
Submitted by MTurtle on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 8:59pm.
Not being sarcastic, but someone explain to me what is so wrong with her legs. I don't get it.
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I think they mean from past posts.
Not being sarcastic, but someone explain to me what is so wrong with her legs. I don't get it.
Submitted by ElleDriver on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:59pm.
omgggg joey porter called pacey?? does dawson know about this? is joey going behind dawsons back?? well i cant blame joey, cuz dawson deserves it since he got together with jen. that slut!
Kids do have a different thermostat than adults, my nieces would run around in the snow in shorts if you'd let them.
I saw a photo of Katie in a short dress awhile ago and noticed that one of her legs is thinner than the other wonder if she broke one leg. My sister did and that leg is thicker. She is pigeon toed so I wonder if that particular style of shoe is comfortable. I have an arthritic foot, my comfort shoe choices are limited.
I suppose part of the deal is that Tom has phone access to Suri at will, especially since he hasn't bothered to see her in months.
Yes he's doing a movie but he's a pilot with his own jets so he could pop over for a long weekend.
I think Katie's doing her best to make Suri have a conventional life (sure haven't seen Suri in those ridiculous high heels anymore).
The more often they're seen out and about, the less of a demand there will be for sightings and they'll be left relatively in peace. Never totally but not like the rabid early weeks of summer.
I now love seeing pics of Suri. Every time see I one, I immediately think of a Suri's Burn Book caption.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:25pm.
In my book Katie can do no wrong after her epic beating of Scientology in the face with a shovel.
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her what???? show me evidence of where she gave scientology an "epic beating". all i've seen is a couple ending their 5 year contract. seriously though, hook me up with some links.
and i like her poncho.
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It's not at all TommyGirl's fault!
Katie is just weird all on her own.
What's up with the boots...
What's with the carpet on her shoulders
Why does she always look tired...
Why is Suri running around in summer clothes and Katie is snug under her rug. Don't children get cold? I could be mistaken cause I don't have any.
Why does she have the uber-calves
Why.. oh why...
"She is not the friggin hero taking down Scientology. She brought a friggin kid into all of this knowing BEFOREHAND she was marrying a Scientologist. Said kid is now separated from a DAD that she clearly adores. A kid that mom moved 3000 miles away from her dad."
Amen. Dad may be a wack-job, but he's still her father. Never thought Katie was even remotely heroic for this.
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Katie Holmes is a fucking mess. A sad-eyed, droopy-faced, fugly-dressed unkempt mess. And she's turning her kid into one as well.
And what's up with her calling up her ex piece Joshua Jackson out of the blue? He even called the conversation "unexpected" and "weird". I'm sure Diane Krueger was THRILLED about that.
Well, we can tell who is in charge of the negotiations. When did Suri suddenly take on duties as Katie's manager/publicist?
LOL at "having a kiki with Daddy Girl"
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 2:09pm.
Katie has horrible legs. Gwyneth has awesome legs.
Suri still looks like a maniac.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
shit can you imagine what that kid gonna be like when shes a teenager?
another paris hilton.
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Gah! She bought another pair!
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Suri is just biding her time until her late teen years when she can have a hot lesbo affair with that butch Shiloh Jolie Pitt girl. It'll be the ultimate f-u to daddy for leaving her with a mother that makes her walk and scuff up her fabulous shoes.
VERY few people can pull off skinny jeans...Katie Holmes is not one of them.
Looks like Suri might have inherited her mom's wonkus legs. lol.
Wtf is wrong with her legs?? They look ok to me. Wow
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Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 2:17pm.
OMG ahahahahaha! that video! Yes, same one.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 2:17pm.
Ugh. I hate Suri.
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Me too. That Silver Tabby *swoon!!!!!*
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hey is that the same breed as the cute little guy on the Whiskas commercials? LOVE.THAT.CAT.
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Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:43pm.
What happened to catholic school? Did Suri drop out?
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That was so yesterday! Suri now has combined doctorates in astrophysics and biochemistry with a minor in pottery--- you know, just to keep it breezy because Suri is an incredible woman.
Foxxy, I don't think the commercials are as common anymore, but they had the deep lady voice and the worst of over-40 wear being sported around. Super cheesy!
(over 40 Dlisters, I know you are some hot sluts who don't dress like grannies)
And ((thanks)) Foxxy.
Um...Katie needs to tone down the shopping so she can get Suri a limo and save for their retirement. Suri is NOT supposed to be using the sidewalk. :(
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Fuck me dead. That kid of Katie and Thomasina is fugly enough without putting her in those ridiculous clothes. For fuck's sake, Katie, try the normal look on the kid for a change.
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Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 2:17pm.
Ugh. I hate Suri.
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Me too. That Silver Tabby *swoon!!!!!*
Ugh. I hate Suri.
Looks like we're going into another cold season with Suri dressed like it's June.
Damn, Michael K. You are on top of it today.
dragging the poor kid around? I think we saw Katie & Suri out more before the divorce than we do now...what do you want her to do, leave the kid at home? Hide her under the pancho?
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Seriously? You must be one of KH's sisters? Not even worth a rebuttal.
Katie has horrible legs. Gwyneth has awesome legs.
Suri still looks like a maniac.
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:45pm.
@ Whams,
Hey, uh, you wouldn't have big mama's number, would you? ;P
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Hell no are you kidding m......
*checks drunken writing on arm from last night's "WTF did I do last night" outing*
Hmm.....ah...apparently I do!
From Suri's Burn Book - since Mike's in, um, Australia?
"I negotiated with Tokyo while simultaneously wearing five different shades of pink at once. Perfectly.
Katie’s big project of the day was that poncho."
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:12pm.
so in other words, you are now officially coming out to us as a cross-dresser. yaaaaaayy you!!
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Now why.....wait a minute. *adjusts girdle*
Whew, that's better. Now why would you think that?
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Submitted by cici on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:35pm.
Youuuuuu. You loyal scientologist monitor youuuu. Keep up the good work trashing Katie on the gossip blogs, there's a badge at the next meeting with your name on it.
@ Whams,
Hey, uh, you wouldn't have big mama's number, would you? ;P
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:12pm.
so in other words, you are now officially coming out to us as a cross-dresser. yaaaaaayy you!!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:41pm.
LOL. Right?
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@Whamo - Goopy has amazing legs - AMAZING.
WOW - that's wide load in that car.
why do i get sick everytime I see KH? She is not the friggin hero taking down Scientology. She brought a friggin kid into all of this knowing BEFOREHAND she was marrying a Scientologist. Said kid is now separated from a DAD that she clearly adores. A kid that mom moved 3000 miles away from her dad. Yes, TC is working like a fiend and is responsible for his absence from his kid too. But KH parading this girl in front of paps NONstop to get her own pic in the news is disgusting. She knew she was marrying a man whose job took him all over the world. She brought a kid into this - and now that she's tired of being in a superstar's shadow she wants some facetime for HERSELF. Dragging a poor little kid around. Sick sick...