Open Post: Hosted By A Pro-Gay PSA From Honey Boo Boo Chile
On last night's episode of Masterpiece Theater Presents The Diary of America's Favorite Family, Sugar Bear's brother Uncle Poodle, who's got a little fruit in his tank (copyright: Mama June), came over to the house to work with Honey Boo Boo Chile on her pageant sway and to get into a grass fight with the other members of the Country Bear Jamboree.
Our nation's sweetheart Honey Boo Boo calls her uncle Uncle Poodle, because she calls all gay dudes poodles. (For the record, I am so not a poodle. I'm more like a cockapoo who has to go to the vet every other week for raisin tongue because I won't stop licking my own ass.) Honey Boo Boo took some time out from launching grass bombs at Uncle Poodle to share some words of wisdom on being gay and she did it without murdering gnats or snorting out nose jelly, so you know it's important!