Open Post: Hosted By A Pro-Gay PSA From Honey Boo Boo Chile
On last night's episode of Masterpiece Theater Presents The Diary of America's Favorite Family, Sugar Bear's brother Uncle Poodle, who's got a little fruit in his tank (copyright: Mama June), came over to the house to work with Honey Boo Boo Chile on her pageant sway and to get into a grass fight with the other members of the Country Bear Jamboree.
Our nation's sweetheart Honey Boo Boo calls her uncle Uncle Poodle, because she calls all gay dudes poodles. (For the record, I am so not a poodle. I'm more like a cockapoo who has to go to the vet every other week for raisin tongue because I won't stop licking my own ass.) Honey Boo Boo took some time out from launching grass bombs at Uncle Poodle to share some words of wisdom on being gay and she did it without murdering gnats or snorting out nose jelly, so you know it's important!
via Towleroad
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Honey boob boo is the most socially advnced child on earth. And I'm out of booze.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
-Sophia Loren
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 1:32am.
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Where did you see Aaron?! He is, mmm mmm mmm ;p
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 8:46am.
How about 'a lot' gay?
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That's okay, too! See Hot Slut for today.
Have a wonderful day everyone!
I watched Honey Boo Boo for the first time last night and I have to say it was kinda funny...in a laughing AT them, not WITH them kind of way.
How about 'a lot' gay?
I can't help it but this girl is cute.
holy moly, i just watched 10 seconds of aaron eckhart speaking french, and im weak at the knees! my god that man is HOT!
Sorry Bango, you are the designated keyholder tonight! ESE deemed it so. Here you go... *hands you the keys* do not, I repeat, do not give them back if you notice any inebriation, OK? lol Hope you're doing well! ;)
@Kittymuffin, really? That strumming must sound beautiful! ☺
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Demi and Ashton possibly never legally married (a religious ceremony only), so no need to divorce or split community property:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2209672/So-havent-Ashton-Ku...
I kinda like it: Just like being married without all the future entanglements. When's the last time anyone married had to show proof of it? Everyone but the INS and divorce court probably just takes your word for it...
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:50am.
Kittymuffin you can play the Blues? Do you still play regularly, wow ;D
I like to play Jhonny Cash,Neil Yooung, and Led Zeppelin.. I play on acoustic guitar.. just on my couch at night.
Hey Within *waves madly right back at ya*!
ESE, I appreciate the vote of confidence, but no one in their right mind hands me the keys to anything. Even more so at this time of night.....
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Kittymuffin you can play the Blues? Do you still play regularly, wow ;D
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Submitted by BangoSkank on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:37am.
Hope everyone's having a good night...
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How you doing BangoSkank!! Always good to see ya! *waves madly*
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:33am.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:29am.
i play a pretty good harmonica... i'll meet you at The House of Blues... i'll be the one that's being thrown out by security!
haha..well my basement is a recording studio.. so we have it all..so I sat down and picked up the ole guitar..my daughter plays harmonica, you will never get thrown out round here
Submitted by BangoSkank on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:37am.
*hands Bango the keys*... you're in charge... you seem to have an even keel to ya... keep these wascals in line!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, so long as you don't hurt yourself, I'll be the one shouting TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF! Your hat, I mean... and your tie. hahaha So glad I have my earphones on, makes it worth it. <33
[Today is for noise, isn't it. Only cuz it's an old fave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs
And Thamar likes it too. I'll leave the music to you.]
@GG, ROTFL ahahah, poor baby! Night night to ya!
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alright, all... i have Girl Scouts that i have to roll for their cookies... no, seriously!... those lil bitches hold out on the thin mints if you don't keep a close eye on them!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEi23BZOJ8Q
have a happy, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hope everyone's having a good night....
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Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:29am.
i play a pretty good harmonica... i'll meet you at The House of Blues... i'll be the one that's being thrown out by security!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by WithinReason
Hey within :)
ESE.. I play a mean acoustic Neil Young Guitar
night, GG!
sleep sweetly!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Nite guys. Im pooped today. Play nice.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WR, OMG! Half of his head did! The rest was sort of a crew cut. So he was a Skrillex kind of mess.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:13am.
i may have to worry about injury if i set up the loop de loop i have planned for my next stunt in the bigwheel... not to give anything away, but... it involves sparklers sticking out of my ears!... nah!... i couldn't possibly have to worry... i'm stronger than time itself, dahlin'!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biXnwOMznkg&feature=related
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
BigBendy, ESE does that! hehehe the Eagles song is awesome though! ;D
@ESE, watch you don't pop your back out, there old man! *lmao*
@Kittymuffin, hope you're still here too, lol ;)
@GG, did he look like the Beatles?? ahahaha
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 11:58pm.
*rides through thread in shiny bigwheel*... *honks horn*... *waggles eyebrows at kittymuffin*... what?!... it's a man fastly approaching his forties riding a bigwheel!!... fine!... if i can't pull off a chuckle, i'll give ya a song... it's what i'm listening to...
yay ESE..
I can play that on my Guitar.. and it's eyebrowns
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:02am.
oh, you're still here?!... heehee!
no, you get something special...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za_hBk8gdZU
take that, chopped liver!!... HA!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:01am.
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That is our job as parents. I tell my kids all the time if I'm not embarrassing them then I'm not doing it right. ;-)
Kittymuffin, we let it grow out til the next haircut. He was employed by the Navy so we didnt a lot of money then.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hey ESE, what am I .........chopped liver? Never a holler or shout out at me anymore. :-( :-(
BigBendy - Oh yeah, we took pictures! He's 18 now and thinks were TURDS for capturing the moment on film! Yes son, we suck! :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG..
did you just give the lil one a mohawk
@GG, that is a story for the ages to be handed down. Definately a keeper. Your husband must be a tough nut. But the baby with half a haircut tops it all. I hope that you took pics.
*rides through thread in shiny bigwheel*... *honks horn*... *waggles eyebrows at kittymuffin*... what?!... it's a man fastly approaching his forties riding a bigwheel!!... fine!... if i can't pull off a chuckle, i'll give ya a song... it's what i'm listening to...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hufU6MIS2vw
*pops bigwheel wheelie*... *peels out, leaving trail of burnt plastic*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
WR, that's what he said it was - I bet most of it was cotton though.
Yeah he is tough. He tore a ligament in his ankle, it turned black, and he finished the race he was in! Nuts!
Baby has a grown out bowl cut - so he looked SPESHUL! My poor ham!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
OMG GG, The pain your husband must have been in. Those nose injuries make you cry. I'm surprised he could drive back. He is one tough cookie! Two questions, cocaine up the nose? Say what? Poor baby getting half his hair chopped off, lolollloll (I'm sorry GG!)
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 11:19pm.
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Mike haha. It makes me sick when I read about how doctors used to treat patients with leaches and cutting them to reduce fever or infection. So barbaric . I'm hope that in the future they will read about chemo and think that it is barbaric.
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Leeches are actually a lifesaving tool used today and cleared by the FDA to help heal wounds and restore circulation in blocked blood veins.
Yeah GG, tell us! hahaha The blouse sounds cute, good thing you acted quickly. *checks online for Vintage Cooking Aprons for GG*
@Mike, lol me too! I know you wouldn't, nor would I, but I've heard stories, *shudders* ;p
@Kittymuffin, hi hi hi, you came back! Sorry you are feeling sad? ((hugs))
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Ok, well my darling husband had this deviated septum - I used to like calling it deviant septum anyway so while he was in the Navy he decided to get it fixed. The week of his surgery I fell down some stairs and injured my right arm so I couldnt drie him there or back...At the time, my youngest was about 8 months old. He was a fat, hairy wiggle worm. Remember this for later. Ok so Mr. G goes in gets his nose fixed and has COCAIN packed up his nose. We make like I am driving him home and pack the 3 kids into the minivan (dont judge) and HE DRIVES US HOME. He was woozy and in pain. It was the slowest ride ever. Well he's home and healing and being the perfect husband decides that the baby NEEDS a haircut. He takes him down to the barber on base. He sits down with baby on his lap and the barber starts. As soon as the clipper start buzzing baby is wiggling like a worm on a frying pan. He has half his head shaved when my husband says "STOP. Were done here". THe lady says she's not done - he tells her shes done and hands her money and leaves. He comes home and I looke at the kid and say WTF??? My husbands eyes are red and there is blood on his shirt. THe kid had headbutted him in the nose when he was wiggling around! Poor thing! We think he rebroke it.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WithinReason
hi
Submitted by Lutrelle on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 9:07pm.
What's good?
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potato chips put in the middle of a turkey sandwich!... what?.. you asked
lays on egg salad ?..I need a laugh or a song right now
Thank you guys
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 11:25pm.
Anybody want to hear my husband's deviated septum story?
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gG, bring it on. I love good gory stories.
Anybody want to hear my husband's deviated septum story?
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 11:19pm.
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Mike haha. It makes me sick when I read about how doctors used to treat patients with leaches and cutting them to reduce fever or infection. So barbaric . I'm hope that in the future they will read about chemo and think that it is barbaric.
WR, I went to go look at it. It looks like the corn starch lifted some of it up. But I'll leave it on tonight then wash it in dish soap tomorrow. :( Its a cute vintage inspired black/white polka dot blouse with peter pan collar and puffy sleaves. :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 10:56pm.
Mike, I had an operation for my deviated septum a while back *whispers* didn't want to tell UBF it left me with a heck of a lot of swelling. But leaches? hahaha I'll stick to gelato and ice cubes... for next time, which will be NEVER!
The leach suggestion was me being silly. :)
GG, did that shizz come out?
Night night EvilShoe!
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Hi EvilShoe, that's great news that the medicine is helping. So you feel you can concentrate more on the tasks? Must be a relief! Oooh your surgery sounds worse than mine was!!! I'm doing well, it was a bit of a long day today but otherwise all's good, glad it's Thursday!
@Bigbendy, yeah, I don't think I'd go through that again. But it did improve the breathing significantly. It's just that I don't like being in the hospital or going to the doctor... hahahaha
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Bendy, no packing. I had those rubber straws for draining and my bitchy ENT fucking stitched them to the inside of my nose! One stitch was pulling and I had tears running down one side of my face for days. I finally stormed his office and made him cut them out. He said I was dainty.
Night!
Nite EvilShoe!
CrazyinJapan, love the rain...so soothing when it's hitting the window pain and rooftiles. I live in drought land too.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012