Reese Witherspoon Must Be An Arrested Development (The Hip Hop Group, Not The TV Show) Fan
Somewhere in a labor room in California, Reese Witherspoon birthed out another baby friend as she screamed at a permanently heartbroken RPattz to stop crying sparkly tears on her shoulder already, because bitches are starting to think she's a raver or works as a stripper at night. Reese put RPattz's Heartbreak House of WOE on the market to try to get rid of him and he still won't go away. Anyway...
Another kid gets to say the name "Uncle RPattz," because Reese gave birth to her third kid and her husband Jim Toth's first kid, a boy, this morning. That baby is probably all chin and moose knuckle. Reese's kids with Ryan Phillippe, Ava and Deacon, have names that make them sound like the biggest tattle talers in bible class, but she didn't keep with that theme when naming her newborn son. Here's a hint as to what Reese and Jim named their baby boy:
Their rep tells People that they named him: TENNESSEE JAMES TOTH!
Tennessee James sounds like the name of an orphan who was raised by a bunch of wild west wenches after his parents dropped him on the doorstep of a brothel, because they were bandits and the sheriff was after them. Reese grew up in Tennessee, so that's probably why she gave him the name Tennessee. (Tip: Naming your kid after the place you grew up is never a cute idea.)
I'd totally be all about this name if Reese came out and said she named him after her favorite kinds of booze. Tennessee = Tennessee whiskey and James = Bartles & Jaymes. Naming your kid after booze is the best idea, because you probably drank a lot when you made them and you're going to need to drink even more to deal with them. Which is why if two bandits ever drop a baby on my doorstep, because they're running from the law, I will name him Strawberry Hill Andre.
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Reese is wearing almost exactly the same thing I wore today: baggy rolled up jeans, fuschia pink flats, but I wore a short sleeved t-shirt with it.
I guess if I'd gotten pregnant in my 20's he/she would have ended uP with something like Tickle Pink or Bud Weiser. Lollol
ETA: maybe Isaquah Washington ?
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I want to have a daughter and name her Tahlequah Oklahoma.
My daughters acting coach is a HUGE Mark Twain lover, has written several successful plays with MT as a focus. Guess what he and his wife named their son? Twain. It goes really well with his last name. And original to boot. =o)
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*shame face* We named our son Trenton....It had nothing to do with the cesspool in NJ, we just really liked the name Trent and wanted to give our son something that sounded more proper than just Trent...his middle name is James, so if all else fails & he hates that he can fall back on James....holy hell that was an epic run on sentence!!
Seems like a decent name to me. Makes me think of Tennessee Williams and I never hear anyone bitching about HIS name.
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since the are both in the movie business, i can see them picking the name cuz of Tennessee Williams. (i always sit down and watch Cat on a Hot Tin Roof when i come across it channel surfing :)
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I am from Tennessee. I still live in Tennessee. I would not name my kid Tennessee.
Strawberry Hill Andre, awwww MK. I like Cypress Hill myself!
"Ava and Deacon, have names that make them sound like the biggest tattle talers in bible class" - HAHAHAHAAHAHAH they're like little teacher's pets, just like Reese! lol
But congrats on the baby news! ;p
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I don't have a problem with the name. There's a solid reason for the name. She no longer has to live there, so I can see how she might romanticize it a bit.
This bitch. What a terrible name to give a child. What will they call him for short - "Ten"?
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Ever notice that women who wear "boyfriend" jeans always have at least one child, already have a husband, and make for insufferably boring tabloid fodder?
Gee.. I wish my name was Oklahoma. Dee dee hur hurrrr.
not caring much for rest of the article, but thanks Mk for reminding me of arrested development..
Bronx - Best boy name ever!
Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:53pm.
Too bad we Germans have also laws that prohibite people naming their kids like that.
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You mean you can't name them after cities, or you can't give your kids dumb names? In some ways it may be a blessing in disguise as many of my child-rearing friends gave their kids really pretentious or stripper-sounding names. It kills me to think that someday I'm gonna be an old lady in the hospital and some middle aged hussy named Diamond Lincoln Alaska is changing my bedpan.
the body farm! so creepy.
i saw peerless price on campus once and thought i'd pee my pants,
i have always heard reese is a stuck-up snobby snob. naming her kid tennessee loosens her up for me.
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are you kidding me? pretentious name just like your stuck up mother.
shoulda named him Waxahachie
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Her sweet apple pie routine doesn't fool me. I've heard on the grape that she's a nasty piece.
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Fred, my husband graduated in his class too. He's from Jersey so he was pumped when the Giants picked up Eli.
My only "fame" during my days was "accidentally" hitting Casey Clausen's Wrangler and I was study buddies with Omar Gaither--he used to play for the Eagles, but now he's in Texas, I think. One of his thighs was bigger than my waist.
Well, actually I'd say it's great being able to say that I was taught by Dr. Bass. That's my favorite. I have some GREAT stories about being an anthro major during the end of the Dr Bass/Body Farm Era.
dbella, you're not old. You're experienced ;)
ETA: Fred, that would be GOLD!!! Holda and Kathie Lee butt-chug!
See, Tennessee is a good place with good people. Just a questionable choice for a first name.
AtomicCity, I graduated in 1985. I told you I was an old. ;)
and if nbc doesn't make hoda & kathie lee butt chug a box of wine when they are there monday, they're missing out on ratings gold!
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i was cracking up at the kns site comments, too. dude's daddy is pretty pissed, huh?
my husband's claim to fame is graduating with peyton.
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dbella, I was there right after the Dynasty of Peyton Manning.
But between my undergrad and grad years, I was there for a while. We've probably passed each other on The Hill.
The only places I would use for names would be "London" or "Ireland".
Submitted by AtomicCity on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 2:53pm.
I'm so ashamed I dated a Pike while at UT. Well, I'm ashamed of that anyway...I'd definitely suspect him as a fellow butt-chugger.
And that makes 2 of us. It would be weird if we knew each other at UT, but I have a feeling I'm an old compared to most people on this site.
LOL and jinx. You speak truth
Oh, fred...those morons. I do like the comments on the KNS website. The kid's ashamed they released his name. Seriously, that's what is causing you shame???
I'm so ashamed I dated a Pike while at UT. Well, I'm ashamed of that anyway...I'd definitely suspect him as a fellow butt-chugger.
ETA: dbella, maybe we dated the same. Wait, they're all the same.
Submitted by tomahawk: "...Too bad we Germans have also laws that prohibite people naming their kids like that."
I was just listening to a show on NPR that was talking about the tax Germans pay to belong to churches, and how some Catholic churches were refusing sacraments to those who were not paid up. Even Lutheran churches! Mind was boggled.
Not to say that Americans are any better with our church/state issues, but I didnt know it worked that way in Germany.
I don't have a problem with it, but then again here I sit right smack dab on Music Row in Nashville, TN. LOL I also went to UT Knoxville, home of the butt chugging Pikes (and dated a Pike), so perhaps I should abstain from voting in this thread. ;) If something else involving TN happens in the news today I get a trifecta.
Tennessee Toth is WAY TOO CLOSE to Tennessee Tuxedo, which was one of my fav cartoons as a kid. A cartoon penguin with a bow tie, SERIOUSLY REESE??????
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atomic - how about those butt chugging pikes?
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she is one lucky bitch
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*adopts my local twang* Now y'all there's not a thing wrong with naming a child after this here great state of mine.
*back to normal self* Not that I would name my kid Tennessee, but I'm surprised that I haven't heard it more often. There's a lot of pride that my fellow Tennesseeans have, but we usually reserve those names affiliated with the state to our dogs.
But I do like Reese for appreciating from where she came. She even danced to the Tennessee Waltz at her wedding.
I guess now I'll have to name my kid Atomic City.
Having said that, "I challenge you to a game of horseshoes. A game of horseshoes!!!"
At least they gave the kid a decent middle name. He'll probably be Jim when he's older.
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"Reese's kids with Ryan Phillippe, Ava and Deacon, have names that make them sound like the biggest tattle talers in bible class, but she didn't keep with that theme when naming her newborn son."
That is hilarious. =D
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Its my theory that my high/drunk father named me after beer. Then with the middle name they gave me, my name sounds very white trash. Its okay though. I've grown to like it.
I can see them calling the kid Tenn.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:45pm.
are you m.e. because you're in maine?!
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love it. i'm from tennessee though.
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This kid is going to end up hating the state he was named after.
And then legally change his name to Ryan.
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@Sandwich, I was thinking Penn like Penn Badgley or whatever :D
What was Nantucket taken?
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:51pm.
Pennsylvania Marvin?
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Different middle name and they can call her Penny.
she named after music legend Tennessee Ernie Ford.
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I like it. I call dibs!
Strawberry Hill Andre Boonsfarm
Edit: I just realized Strawberry Hill is a flavor of Boone's Farm.
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Naughty minds think alike, ha! <3
Jesus, why not make Tennessee the middle name, at least?
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My kid would be named Hamburg Mac, great name!
Too bad we Germans have also laws that prohibite people naming their kids like that.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:42pm.
they'll probably call him TJ anyway.
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I almost like that name...
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Yeah, it's not bad considering the other names we've heard. At least they didn't give him Tuxedo for a middle name.
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Tennessee is a fantastic name. Williams was amazing. Suddenly Last Summer is my JAM!
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Pennsylvania Marvin?