LeAnn Rimes Is Back Out In The Wild
For the past month, the paparazzi have been wandering the beaches aimlessly, wondering what to do with themselves and every now and again they'd come across a dead seahorse lying on the sand and they'd break down thinking about all the beautiful staged bikini moments they had with LeAnn Rimes. Well, the dark times are over for the paps, because LeAnn is out of that spa/therapy clinic/whatever center and is back out on the ho stroll full time, so it won't be long before she starts texting them with the exact GPS coordinates of where to find her posing in a two piece. You can now close your eyes at night, because LeAnn has been reunited with her two true loves: the paps and bikinis!
Late last month, LeAnn checked into an inpatient, part-time therapy center to deal with stresses that were tearing her falcor nerves apart. There were rumors that LeAnn was dealing with an eating disorder, but most of the rumors claimed that she was stressed out from getting into a Twitter feud with two of her biggest haters. LeAnn called up those two haters and they recorded the conversation and then splattered it all over the internet. LeAnn is now suing their asses for invasion of privacy. The courts have forwarded the case to the vice principal of a junior high school, because he's used to handling stupid mean girl shit like that. And here we are now...
LeAnn tweeted the picture above of her channeling her inner "Catwoman" and then she went to premiere of the Batman Live show in L.A. with Eddie Cibrian and his two kids. I'm not one to give LeAnn compliments, because the last time I pet a horse, the other jealous horses threw me side-eyes and tried to kick me, but she's looking refreshed. All those therapy sessions (chemical peels), group meetings (massages) and time alone (facials) really did her some good. LeAnn is so refreshed that she doesn't even mind that Eddie's stache smells like random coochie fumes.
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She's looking better...fuck those twittiots...seriously anyone could go mad if you listen to weirdos on line.
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Strangely, every time I see a picture of her, I want to feed her a sugar cube.
ok.
no one is going to mention the eyeball staring at us from an old witchs' pubic hair mounted on the ceiling??
very halloween.
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She made those "ears" herself out of her pre-implant bra cups.
@Karen Falcor is the friendly flying dragon from The Neverending Story, and Leann looks uncannily like him.
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The older boy is not amused, LOL!
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He pisses me off...the smug prick..like he knows we know he only married her for the relevance and she's the only one not in on it.
No wonder she tweets pics of herself and calls the paps all the time: since she checked herself into rehab (or whatever the fuck it was), I'd completely forgotten that she existed.
Yeah, girl has problems (self confidence, self awareness, codependence etc. etc.) but her biggest one is HIM...always has been. I don't have any love for her, but I hope she does better than this skank loser.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
ok d listers. explain falcor to me please.....
She looks like shit! Eddie must have some real mental issues..his last wife is a total nutjob, and Leanne is not only homely but seriously off her rocker.
You can tell she's one of those "lose yourself in a guy" type chic. If (when) he leaves her ass, she'll go off the deep end. Trust.
COOKIES!!!
Good grief, it starts again? She could at least brush her hair before leaving the house.
If she's up to her old tricks again, she didn't learn shit at the insane asylum, which makes me believe this was cooked up for her case against the special needs teacher, or she was sent away for other reasons.
Dammit! Who left the door open so she could sneak back in. Just when my eyes got accustomed to the world without her, she's back masterminding photo-ops. Oh, the inhumanity of it all!
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 2:38pm.
wonder how brandi feels with leanns hand on her child for a great happy family picture.
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Probably like shit. Leanne is trying so hard to usurp her as their mother.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
wonder how brandi feels with leanns hand on her child for a great happy family picture.
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Submitted by winniwins on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 2:28pm.
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He is SUCH a douche! I'd still hit it like the wrath of God.
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Submitted by greeneggs on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 1:16pm.
I know everyone says he's a douche, and he probably is. But Eddie is a hot piece for sure.
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He is SUCH a douche! I'd still hit it like the wrath of God.
Lisbet -- if you thought about trying them again, those daily lenses are a terrific option. They feel great, and you just dump them at the end of the day. I think the next time I get glasses I'm going to order from that warbyparker.com site, $95 for glasses.
Hadn't heard from ol' Falcor here in a while, and I was starting to think things were looking up. If it sounds too good to be true... [sigh]
I don't really care if she had anything "done" in her all-too-brief time out of the spotlight. She's still atrocious. Why not just sing and leave the famewhoring to PMK & company?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 1:57pm.
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Nah, I tried contact lenses a while back and hated them. This is just a checkup.
And seriously, $75?
Lisbet -- are you getting a contact lens exam, too? I love how they rip off contact lens wearers for an extra $75 bucks or so.
She looks not bad. Y'know, for *her*.
In not-at-all-related news, I have an eye exam on Monday.
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 1:17pm.
or was it days of our lives...
its one of those soaps, i cant tell them apart.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 1:00pm.
Eddie was on The Young & The Restless? O.o
learning all sorts of good stuff today. :D
I know everyone says he's a douche, and he probably is. But Eddie is a hot piece for sure. Leann looks good with the red hair in the main pic.
As for them as a couple, not a high probability that it will work out. Particularly because of the way the got together. Moving on.
these two desperados will soon "leak" a sex tape where eddie is going down on leann whilst talking on his bluetooth earpiece and microphone set with brandi, who is overhead on the porn tape say "eddie where is the child support payment? i thought you said leann wrote the cheque last week, you need to make sure leann sends me an extra $4000 this month cuz i gots to get my boobs done"
and eddie is just slurping away whilst leann slaps his face with $100 bills.
Oh good. My Twitter feed was getting a little too not-insane. (Yes, I follow her. Who's insane now, lol)
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
@GG - if LeAnn got work done on her face, she needs to demand her money back!
She needs mental work done. And lots of it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
REDMOND -- it's a matter of time. In fact, the National Enquirer was supposed to run a story about how Eddie was already cheating on her. As soon as he finds someone with just as much money and who is prettier (which won't be hard because just about any woman is better-looking than her), he'll be gone in a second. I wonder how he can even pop a boner with her ugly ass.
ohh leanne, just stop, u never gotta take the limelight back from carrie underwood, who has a quarterback husband with big muscles who can bang like a wilderbeat stampede.
you got yourself a deadbeat unemployed second hand dick soapie star from young and the restless.
Isn't the equivelant to posting a pic to Twitter right after you leave rehab for " social issues" the same as having a drink to "celebrate" after completing AA? Kind of defeats the purpose right?
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I think she thinks people will believe she has self confidence if she continues to berate the world with Twit pics of her ugly ass. Too bad anyone with 3 brain cells knows how violently insecure she is.
Unless she gets a face transplant she's never going to be remotely attractive. The sooner she figures this out the easier it will be to work on her "issues". I can't wait till her Z list husband cheats on her.
I'm sure Eddie missed her. Heh heh heh.
I'd sleep with one eye open, sugartits... looks like the oldest might take you out Menendez style.
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Hope that oldest boy tells her "I got your number, hussy!".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Boo1212 on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:03pm.
I have to say, it IS nice to see both of them without a phone in their hands. Baby steps....
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Although, didn't she post the top pick herself to Twitter?
I'd get rid of the cat ears and invest in one of those shaw's recycleable bags instead.
Can someone tell this clueless tw*t to stop trying to post "flattering" pics of yourself when everyone knows what you really look like.
Team work done. Her face looks strangely "wider" in those pics from that movie outing. I hope bitch wasnt dumb enough to have a lift and have them stretch her eyes even further to the side....
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 11:41am.
I will *never* get over that bday cake with her IN BED with Eddie and the kinder below.
There's poor taste, and there's get CPS on the line.
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Hi Twatty ♥ I hope you are having a good day!
I have to say, it IS nice to see both of them without a phone in their hands. Baby steps....
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Skinny just does not look good on her. I wonder why she can't see that? She probably went to treatment for an eating disorder.
Also, Brandi Glanville does not strike me in any way as a better person than these two. In fact, she seems just as awful.
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 11:49am.
I wonder who the kids will hate more when they grow up, Leane for using them as pawns to stick it to their mom or eddie for letting her?
They are both disgusting.
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No kidding.
Also...to the people saying she had work done....what work? She looks the exact same to me.
So you go to some inpatient/rehab facility that was fueled by some stupid Twitter issue and right when you get out you're back to posting pics of yourself on the same site you seem to have issues with?
Right on track.
When I saw thumb 2, I heard braying.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I wonder who the kids will hate more when they grow up, Leane for using them as pawns to stick it to their mom or eddie for letting her?
They are both disgusting.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
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She really is so incredibly immature..but I hate to say it..really really hate to say it..but I think Eddie is very cute. Crap.
Wonder why she brought her laptop to the movie.