Messy In More Ways Than One
You too would take the express route to Drunkville if you looked down and saw the cut-off tails of a family of My Little Ponies draped over your chichis. Dishwashers at Spago in Beverly Hills had to stay 2 hours past their shift last night, scrubbing red oil stains off the edges of wine glasses, which could only mean one thing: Drunktina was there!
Looking like she just hung her head over a toilet right after Jem! took a pink and purple-colored piss in it, Drunktina stumbled out of Spago last night with the help of two human crunches. You know, Drunktin's leased piece, whatever his name is, has it good. Dude gets to live in a mansion, use Xtina's AMEX whenever he wants and the only thing he has to do is safely escort her drunk ass to a waiting SUV and dunk her face in a bowl full of paint remover before bedtime so she doesn't ruin another pair of $3,000 sheets. Bitch does not have it bad.
And let's all just close our eyes until this whole "poop stars thinking they're on Rainbow Brite" trend finally ends.
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Xtina: lose the weight, lose the liquor, lose the boyfriend.
This girl can absolutely KILL when she wants to, and she used to have it SO together. I remember when Britney was totally losing it a few years back, and thinking in comparison how much better off Xtina was. She was even, dare I say, respectable back then.
And while Xtina is still nowhere near the mess that Britney became, it still sucks to see someone with so much talent and potential sabotaging herself like this.
If she really is a "fighter" as she often claims to be then she needs to just cut the bullsh!t, spend a few months cleaning up, and come out wow-ing us all. I was hoping that's what she would do with this new album, and I suppose she still has another 5 or 6 weeks to get started, but it needs to happen, like, NOW.
I want the old Xtina back! Not this messy, drunken, half-assed sloppy version.
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Miss Piggy's big night out, I see. Love the shoes, if you're a hooker, I suppose.
She really looks like Miss Piggy with those God awful FALSE eyelashes.
WOW. and I never realized how gigantic and enormous her tittays are. OMFG, really? Move over, Chestica!
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
She needs a style makeover in every way including the dreck music she's putting out. She needs to step it up a notch.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:54am.
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lolol I like the Beautiful video, you! This one might be a hit for her. And you need to get yourself a proper dance outfit for that song Loopy! ;p
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Lady Gaga is working on a jazz album with Tony Bennett. This is what Christina should do instead of the music she is doing now.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/lady-gaga-and-tony-bennett-plan-j...
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Submitted by purin on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 12:18am.
Can't hate on my girl Xtina. I can't imagine the kind of pic the paparazzi would get of me every weekend if i had some of them following me. Plus she looks like a good club partner
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Yup! Can't even judge her, I've had plenty of nights out looking like a hot mess too. I only realized it when I saw pictures the next morning, just glad that they weren't posted for the world to see on the internet haha
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Submitted by MTurtle on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 8:21pm
My real concern was for your job but it sounds like this would not be an issue for you. After I reread my comment to you---I must slap myself.
In all my years of marriage I never have asked Mr. about how I wear my hair ever. and he's never complained or said "I like it long" though I know plenty of women who do indeed have a husband/BF that is like that. So bottom line MT,
you should do whatever you want. I was wrong.
Goodness...how many opera singers are "fat"? She looks FINE. She's put on weight. So what? Girl can sang! I don't like all the ridiculous runs she does sometimes, but still...she has talent.
"@Anonymouse73, Manic Panic? Sounds perfect for Halloween. ;p"
They have such Halloween-y names, too. The red is Vampire Blood, the purple is Purple Haze. I sort of miss those days....
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 9:29am.
Nope, don't have a problem with her weight as long as it's normal weight, not alcohol bloat. I think her bod looks pretty good there. It's EVERYTHING ELSE that is a problem.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun,2 9:29am
I know wtf, I love dlisted, but some comments don't even make sense on their hating.She's not fat, I guess she's a little thick and nothing bad getting drunk with your partner
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 9:29am.
Wow, because she gained weight she doesn't deserve to be famous anymore? Did I just teleport back to the 80's when Debbie Deb couldn't be on the cover of her album because she was fat and undeserving?
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ugh fucking this totally! like i said in another post there is some real fucked up standards with famous women and that sentiment you pointed out which a lot of people seem to have just pisses me off.
y'know, i cant hate on xtina. dont like her, but dont hate her either. shes not offensive like katy perry is(perry being offensive in that she thinks we are stupid enough to believe she has talent.)
Wow, because she gained weight she doesn't deserve to be famous anymore? Did I just teleport back to the 80's when Debbie Deb couldn't be on the cover of her album because she was fat and undeserving?
As cheap as she looks, I kind of like it. I guess it is because it reminds me of My Little Pony and Jem and the Holograms and I totally loved those shows as a kid. And besides, she always looks cheap so it's nothing new.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:26am.
*sings*
I changed my slutty ways
Covered up my thong
I am Virginal
We'll see if it will pay
At least for this one song
This ain't a sexy song today
There's a drag queen in the wig
There's a fat girl no one likes
There's an anorexic twig
My pierced nipples ain't in sight
There's a sad boy lifting weights
Gay guys kissing deep and slow
But you won't see my wild state
While you watch this video
Lmfao Loopy! I'd never heard that!
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The main pic is amazing. It's like that blonde is thinking to himself: "Drag Queen Royalty".
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:07am.
i only like her when she is a hot mess and is slutty.
i prefer this version of beautiful anyway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B820gfLfB8
Loopy, you're a Christina fan too? XD
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 3:51am.
i still havent heard that new song yet, but i always like xtina, from her days singing for mulan's soundtrack to genie in a bottle to dirty to beautiful to fuck your body.
Loopy, that sounds like crazy singing. And was probably how that video was conceived. Yeah, let's kill hottie we just did it with, with BLUE PAINT! That makes sense, lmao Actually, I heard the song on the radio today and it sounded fine. ;)
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Submitted by crazyassmom on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 3:46am.
*curtsy and bows*
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 3:41am.
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Now THAT's an f'n mashup!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! {O:
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i am beautiful no matter what they say...words cant bring me down..oh nooo, dont you bring me... FUCK YOU BODy! yeah dirrtyy, get down, get a little, wanna dirrrty, its about time for my arrival... fuck your body!!!!
Well she is still 1 million times better than Shitney in every single way that actually matters!
Why is all the hate directed towards Xtina and not talentless Shitney who abuses her children?
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Haha! I just reread it for like the 5th time and finally got it! Yeah, don't know about the blonde. But, you never know you could start a whole new trend! Lol.
Didn't you say you rather light skin, or did I read someone elses? Lol. I'm not comprehending shit well today. Not sure why. :os. With light to even darker skin and the dark eyes, blonde might not look bad!
I've done myself in for the night, it was really good talking to someone new tonight!!
Have a good night! Catch ya' next time!!! {O:
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God she is so fat and ugly. UNbelievable that she is still famous. She is horrid looking and her boyfriend is fucking disgusting! Clock is ticking for her DUI and/or overdose...
Crazyass,
I meant the pink color is the one I want lol. Blonde on an Indian girl = hot mess ;p
CashewT
Nothing personal about you wanting to do your hair that color, just noticed that in your post. Sry, wasn't trying to offend you if I did. :o/
If not the red why not pink? That looks pretty with almost All hair colors. Blue looks really pretty with med dark to dark hair also. Those lighter blues and green-blues. Gorg!
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CashewT-
Ehh...everyone that knows me calls me crazyass anyway! Lol. Usually ending that with "bitch".
Yeah, it would def be completely visible in a ponytail. But even without the pony it would still be pretty noticeable, which is no problem. Lots have been doing it with Xtina's color hair with black undertones. Looks ok, I just don't like that platinum blonde color. Just says to me (not applicable to dlisters with this color) either stripper or Playboy. Don't know why it has become so popular within the last couple of yrs.
I hate seeing these teeneagers running around with this color. Ick!
I may do it. My daughter got her guts to try stuff from me, definitely not her Dad that's for sure!!! {O:
Oohh...thanks purin!! ;o)
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It's cuz you nasty, Purin lol!
Can't hate on my girl Xtina. I can't imagine the kind of pic the paparazzi would get of me every weekend if i had some of them following me. Plus she looks like a good club partner
Ps, It's fun to call a girl crazyass without offending her lol.
Do it, crazy ass! Under layers is a good way to keep your job. Is that when it shows with a pony tail? I always wanted to do the color xtin a has on on my whole head w my Brown roots showing. I also thought of red, but that's so cliche on tan minority girls. We need to branch out.
You should try that. I think girls with this crazy colors are soooo hot, don' know why
Omg..was looking at that "Color Bug" link. I *love* this look!!
http://www.hairromance.com/wp-content/uploads/image-import/-QUX93zpK_h0/...
Sry the links so long, my phone copies links like this all the time.
If I get my hair permed this time with waves like that, I *may* just go this route! I love color, and since it's close to winter and I have SADD, this could be really good for me! {O:
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MTurtle, you'll have to let us know how it turns out. Could be cute, just watch that you don't end up like Jem, ok?
@Anonymouse73, Manic Panic? Sounds perfect for Halloween. ;p
OnT: With two helpers, they look like a mini chorus line. Her bf looks like her husband - even the beard. Missy has a type. haha
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People still go to Spago? That was hip in 1988.
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My thought exactly
Hey Turt
How ya been? See my post after your "hello". I *really* want to get mine done. If not hot pink, there is a *gorgeous* teal blue my kid had one time. It was soO pretty!!!
ETA: the color of her shoes (which I LOVE btw) would be *AWESOME*!!!!
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Submitted by CashewTime on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 7:19pm.
Mturtle, I'm 28 and I still want to dye my hair pink. Dont listen to fap h8ters ;)
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CashewTime, I'm *48* (and TOO fucking close to 49) and am thinking of the hot pink underlayers when I get my hair done next time. =)
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Hey WR, Anon, and CAM!!! ((Hugs!))
Thanks for the advice guys!!!!
Hey Turt, if you're still around! Haven't talked to you in awhile!!
About the highlights in your hair, Anonymouse 73 is right. Been dealing with this for several yrs with my daughter. Lol. I actually LOVE this look. If you get it professionally done, they will have to strip the color out because you're hair is dark. Doing it once or twice isn't too bad, but doing it a lot can make that part of your hair bad off. But, the colors professionals have nowadays are a lot easier on the hair and don't leave it feeling like straw. Word of advice: if you like the red you will have to have it redone often as the bright and neon colors, esp red, fade quickly.
Hot Topic (yeah, again, teenage daughter into the "scene" scene. Don't judge) has some pretty good temporary colors. You'll have to do it longer and thicker than instructions. Use aluminum foil like they do in the salons and it makes it easier and tends to make it work & look better.
Blue fades kinda quick too.
Good luck if you go for it! {O:
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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She's fugly nowadays. I wish she'd give Beyonce her buttpads back. It's not working to make her appear slender [compared to when she actually was slender/waifish].
Trash. And she constantly oversings. Talent abuse.
Let's face it Xtina really likes getting juiced when she goes out. It really would go completely unnoticed if she wasn't so damn famous but again that's part of the price they pay.
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Oh, look at who it is.
It's that pop star famous for yet again following a trend that she cannot possibly live up to.
EPIC FAIL.
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Looks like Bitch got her drank on and got her self a swell buzzy-buzz.
Wasted. It shouldn't take two people to help you walk...
I, too, think she is very pretty and never understood why she applies her make-up with a spatula. I would love to see her with a make-under.
Turtle, do it! Why not?! Life's short and it's just hair. The only thing I would say, though, is, b/c your hair is dark, to make the colors show up, you might have to strip the color off parts of it & that's pretty terrible for your hair. I like the idea of a semi-permanent or temp. hair color, though. Just don't use Manic Panic (do they still sell that?). My hair didn't hold it (not the red, anyway) and I ruined the headrest in my car and some clothing!