What Most Of Us Do When We Listen To One Of Justin Bieber's Songs
Because babies can't hold their liquor, Justin Bieber vommed on stage at his show in Glendale, Arizona last night. Yes, even Canadian messiahs get the barfs, but what's really magical about this is that he somehow kept singing as he yacked the nastiness up. That's magic! Either some trickery (aka lip-synching) is going on or Bieber trained his b-hole to sing out of his songs when his mouth is unavailable. But back to the barfs, why did Bieber get them? Here's my three theories:
1. Bitch is knocked up. See, THIS is why you need Planned Parenthood, Arizona.
2. Justin Bieber is really a performance artist and he's giving an artistic interpretation of his songs.
3. A lady in the front row flashed her actual female breasts at him.
The answer is: NONE OF THE ABOVE. This is what Bieber blamed his puking on:
Uh huh, milk... Even Usher laughed at that backstage while pulling up his pants. But seriously, this is why Justin Bieber should've never cut off the golden mop of his dreams on his head. Because if he still had hair like that, one of his dancers could've just turned him upside down and used his mop head to clean that mess up.
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Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
The chance to see this as well as Angry Dad throwing a water bottle at the Lesbeaver's head... PRICELESS!
Milk? Riiiiight! Can the fans tell the difference when he is singing or throwing up?
I live in AZ so the draft from that vom in passing over me right about... now...
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Well, at least his backup dancers stayed in-sync throughout the barf-fest.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
I think Bieber is going to have a breakdown like Britney within a year.
He's going the same way she went.
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bwahaha that was beautiful for a Monday morning!! Lip synching little prick. Didn't even have the sense to run off stage before the puking started .... instead stood there with his ass to the crowd. Should have twerked it. Hilarious.
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The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.seo
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 2:02am.
teeheee *-*
I've seen puke like that before- clear and free of any "chunks." Looks like Bieber's been skipping meals and hitting the bottle- not his usual milk bottle but the kind the grownups drink. Poor thing's probably trying to lose a few pounds for his boyfriend.
Oh my goodness!! Thank God for pre recorded concerts! What would all the little girls do if BeeBee had stopped singing? A million hearts would of boycotted dairy products...
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:04am.
Justin is a pro-ano guy.
they are forcing him to stand skinny and small as possible so his fans still think he is 15 instead of a horny 18 year old tuna pounding machine or a horny 18 year old exxon mobile drilling machine waiting to dig into them ladiees and cause an eruption.
instead they are forcing him to stay younger looking, let him sing his sex songs to 10 year old girls, and the parents dont do anything, cuz "awww he looks harmless".
its like when hillary duff was forced to stand as lizzie mcguire for an eternity, as least 5 seasons of the tv show and a couple of movies, and look what that forced stunted growth do to her? she stayed small but her teeeffs grew bigger.
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LMFAO! And just when I thought it couldn't get any funnier, you end it with "she stayed small but her teeeffs grew bigger". OMG lol
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I love the slow motion video. He probably needed his assistant or his mother to tell him to step aside while he threw up. Dumbass.
Milk must be the new euphemism for drugs and alcohol.
Justin is a pro-ano guy.
they are forcing him to stand skinny and small as possible so his fans still think he is 15 instead of a horny 18 year old tuna pounding machine or a horny 18 year old exxon mobile drilling machine waiting to dig into them ladiees and cause an eruption.
instead they are forcing him to stay younger looking, let him sing his sex songs to 10 year old girls, and the parents dont do anything, cuz "awww he looks harmless".
its like when hillary duff was forced to stand as lizzie mcguire for an eternity, as least 5 seasons of the tv show and a couple of movies, and look what that forced stunted growth do to her? she stayed small but her teeeffs grew bigger.
Lil' Douche is on something. He'll be dead before he reaches 35.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
I love how the girls in the front row backed up when he started throwing up. I bet he farted, too.
Morning sickness?
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:42pm.
Hi Whamo:) Geez, you had to bring that up.
My poor weak stomach:( Saw Stewart last year and you know what, I still love him:)
JB, I honestly don't think I've heard his "music"
Sheltered:)
I knew I could count on Dlist and the ensuing comments to give me many LOLs on this one, thanks everyone.
Maybe it's me but I feel that Justin may have some medical problems he's not paying attention to. He's so emaciated, looking haggard and "slow" as of late.....manorexia? I'm sure there's pressure for him to stay as small as possible. He needs to put on a good 20 pounds just to be considered trim imo.....
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 5:41pm.
Yup, Biebonic plague.
Well, now he knows how people on Dlisted feel about him.
Is this like that time Britney Spears accidentally broke the jar of peanut butter she carries in her pocket? If so, totally believable.
Ok friends....I have front row tix for his concert in November. If he does this there, I'm holding a vial out, and selling that shit on e-bay.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 5:17pm.
Vomiting virus hits thousands of German schoolchildren. Coincidence?
http://news.yahoo.com/vomiting-virus-hits-thousands-german-children-1500...
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They got the Lezbevionic plague over there? Shiiiit, those poor little children!!!
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Maybe he was just sick of his own songs.
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Vomiting virus hits thousands of German schoolchildren. Coincidence?
http://news.yahoo.com/vomiting-virus-hits-thousands-german-children-1500...
What a little bitch.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:42pm.
Maybe he pulled a "Rod Stewart" and puked out a belly full of cum?
I guess the lesson here is never pull the train on your gay roadies before a big gig!
Usher DID look really tired in the interview taped late last night...
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:34pm.
Too bad he didn't yak up his vocal cords so we never have to hear his voice again.
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Doggie, bahhhhaaaaa. That's a good one. One can only hope.
"milk"....so that's what they're calling "hangover" nowadays? Crazy kids!
elmo, thanks for the reminder of that scene in the Sandlot.....now I hafta vom myself....
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
@ Reason....I see it's your avie girl's Bday today so happy Bday to you baby:)
This drank bitch is a freakin' disgrace he looks completely woozy walking in. Not to mention the hazard he left on the stage for those dancers to slip on. ITA, he should have run backstage and barfed... *hoark*
"Usher laughed at that backstage while pulling up his pants" MK, the visual on that, bleach, I need bleach. lol
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Maybe he pulled a "Rod Stewart" and puked out a belly full of cum?
I guess the lesson here is never pull the train on your gay roadies before a big gig!
Milk. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. Wonder what it really was? Illness? Booze?? Too much pre-show cock???
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Too much semen too fast is a bad choice before you go on stage. He must have no gag reflex.
Submitted by Miami on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:10pm.
The media seems to be buying his excuse of drinking milk. Why not deal with the reality which is he may have a drug or alcohol problem? Duh.
And make him a little more interesting? No thanks.
Too bad he didn't yak up his vocal cords so we never have to hear his voice again.
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The media seems to be buying his excuse of drinking milk. Why not deal with the reality which is he may have a drug or alcohol problem? Duh.
I wonder if his puke was Auto-Tuned and lip synched?
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 3:28pm.
I watched it only in hope that he would slip and fall in it afterward. He didn't. :(
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I guess it's too hard to puke somewhere other than right I'n the middle of the stage?
I watched it only in hope that he would slip and fall in it afterward. He didn't. :(
Hey, how come I can still hear him singing while he is puking? Huh?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 2:58pm.
Sometimes the baby formula just doesn't agree and you have to try a different one to avoid the spitups. Holding the baby upright during feedings helps avoid tummy trouble too.
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Sometimes the baby formula just doesn't agree and you have to try a different one to avoid the spitups. Holding the baby uopright during feedings helps avoid tummy trouble too.
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Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 2:06pm.
Hi all vomit phobia dlisters.
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Most dry heave inducing vom scene: The Sandlot, when the boys crew tobacco, then go on an amusement park ride and throw up all over people.
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Elmo, haha. You got me beat. I bow to you.:-)
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"Milk was a bad choice" is a quote from Anchorman, I don't know if he actually drank milk. Either way, not watching the vid. Should've stepped off stage if he felt that sick.