Honey Boo Boo Is Doing A Whole Lot Of Hollerin' Today

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GG, "Are your false eye lashes giving you problems?- Your eyes are all screwed up" - lmao, that's funny!

"Bitch, I said ARE YOUR EYELASHES FALLING OUT?!?" lol

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Really,like, who TF is that? Whatever. You know the deal and most everyone else who's on her knows it also!!! ;o)

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Submitted by crazyassmom on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 1:37am

And so random. Who is she/he? WHO CARES lol.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:59pm.

My fave is Pumpkin because she tells it like it is! Yet no one gets offended because everyone really does seem to feel loved in that family and they can be honest with each other. And her attachment to Sugarbear is adorable.

We must have come in, read that shit, and posted at the exact same time. Lol. What a doucher. XD

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Submitted by Lope on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:48am.
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Annndd....who the fuck asked for your input? What's that? No one? Exxxaacctly. Buh bye now!

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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Submitted by CashewTime on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:49pm.

But I agree that I get upset at Target/Walmart when I go in and see moms like these. I just wish they would stop and get help. Hopefully the new money will help them do that, but they do seem like the types who don't care.

Maybe you could mind your own fucking business instead? If you're so fantastic, what are you doing hanging around a Target and judging everyone else for the way they look? If you're so incredibly interested, your life must be pretty sad and boring. Women like you are endlessly pathetic.

---I don't "hang around" a Target; I shop at a Target. Any one with half a brain who has read half of what I've written on the D and even on THIS POST would know that I do NOT fat shame. WHAT I MEANT WAS that the money will provide her better access to HEALTHcare, not a personal trainer or a plastic surgeon or a dietician. If you've read any literature about poverty in this country, you would know that the poor are bigger and unhealthier. Any woman weighing over 300 lbs, and I see a good number of them here in Texas, does need to seek more than one doctor and probably a specialist in diabetes and endocronlology, but I doubt many of the ones I see at the local WalMart near a middle/lower income housing area have access to that.So Yes I AM interested in them and in health issues. So get off your high horse and READ the other comments before calling someone "pathetic," which is especially hilarious if you're talking about me, as other posters can attest.

go get that money mama june, $15,000 an epi is still not enough.

if mtv paid $100,000 per episode to each member of jersey shore, and $1 million per episode to kim kardash, then mama june deserves at least $50,000 per epi. MILK TLC DRY! spit and grease up them hands, pull ya sleeves up, stare that cock in the eye and milk the money mama june!!! MILK IT!!!!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:00pm.

loopy -- when you said that all the men want a part of Mama June's pussay, I think I lost my appetite, LOL!

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thats cuz you aint ready for this jelly Twatty, cuz mana june's body is tooo bootylicious for ya babeeeeyyy.

*sings*
twatty can you handle this, i dont think you can handle this, we've arrive, here we are, looking sexy, looking hot!

No shade, I just think she should walk her ass through the goddamn store. If I did it with a fresh c section surgery after delivering twins, lady you can too. *nods*

Twatty, oh no she di'int! She's lucky you didn't reverse the cart BACK over her cloven hoof. I am so sorrrreeeh *rotfl*

"You are lying" lol

OnT: the doll's cute.

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Great...the whole family can afford to buy fat scooters now.

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I am in love with the entire family! Who wouldn't want to be part of a loving, close, fun and real family?? I'm surprised at the bad press Mama June gets because she's a sweet mom who loves her family....and whose heart didn't melt when Uncle Poodle came on the scene and they showed him nothing but love. "He has a little fruit in the tank...." I'd leave the big city if they'd adopt me :-)

Submitted by CashewTime on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:53pm.
I love that Boo Boo has a giant black barbie. Pro gay and pro diversity! I expect a pro Obama commercial funded by the DNC from them soon to appeal to the rural white voter.

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I know right?

I watched the show once and feel satisfied that I don't need another viewing, but there is something redeeming about this family with their love and tolerance.

Within -- hey, babe! Yes, like GG says, you are too nice. Then again, I'm usually in high bitch mode!

GG -- thanks for the motorboat! I have a Nordstrom's (actually Nordstrom's Rack) story for you. A couple of weeks ago there was this stupid bitch with bug eyes in the joo-ree department. I was trying to get by her ass with my little cart. All of a sudden she lets out with "ouch!" I said, "I'm sorry," in what I guess was a very soft voice. She then says to her dumb ass friend, "uh, I just got my foot ran over and she doesn't even say I'm sorry!" I said, "I did so say I"m sorry," and she says, "no you didn't!" I said, "you are lying!" So we go back & forth, her saying I was supposed to say excuse me, shit like that, and then her making this dramatic movement like was she supposed to climb up on the earring thingie (I'm thinking yeah, bitch) and I finally walked away and said "what a bitch!" So your fucking hoof got dinged. You saw a cart coming. If you were so concerned about your hoof, wouldn't you have moved further out of the way to have avoided your hoof getting dinged? It's elementary, Watson! BTW, GG, I got a Nordstrom Note today -- so excited!

The Boo Boo Family has media offers and paparazzi following them to Walmart all of a sudden. If I had a kid who placed first in any pageant with her in it I'd be feeling profoundly ripped off by now.

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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

IS HONEY BOO BOO WEARING HEELS?!

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GG, hahaha I'm always wishing I had the right line when I needed it. I have to check with you on what to say for next time. lol I'm a bit distracted maybe I didn't see the "looks" - hope they were juicy and worthy of KarltheKunty! hahaha ;p

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You can see the baby's extra thumb!

*motorboats Twat Muffin* Be proud of your curves. Like my daddy used to say "more to love".

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WR, you're such a lady. It depends on if my bitch meter were running high...I once told this bitch "Are your false eye lashes giving you problems?- Your eyes are all screwed up" in a rather loud yet concerned tone. People turned to look at her and she got embarrased and left the Nordstroms...azz. Why are these bitches always at Nordstroms?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

SQ -- don't let the skinnies gnaw at you. That's why I love my girl Christina Hendricks so much. Actually, I have a body much like hers, extremely curvy, red hair, pale skin, and I love that she exists amongst all those crazy skinny bitches, and she's more gorgeous than the rest of them! Use her as your inspiration! Don't ever let anyone make you feel bad. You're beautiful, you're you, you're Inky & Mitzi's mommy!!!

I think sometimes that mom my would be shocked by my now curvy self. She always wanted me to be a size 4, and I was for a long, long time. She passed well over 10 years ago. I spent most of the 80's & 90's hopped up on diet pills, when they were easy to get; I knew a doctor. My mom hounded me all the time to stay thin. Now that I'm on an anti-depressant that causes weight gain (yet keeps me alive, thank god), I've had to embrace my curviness; I basically have no choice. Be skinny & suicidal or curvy & sane. Geez, what should I choose? I chose the latter.

Ermahgerd her face! Can you IMAGINE her O-face? *runs screaming*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Twatty, Many ladies are ok though, I don't care for people who sneer or their squinty looks! I'd probably ask them if they were feeling ok if they were making faces my way. Oh yes I would! lol

@GG, ahahahahah I can't believe they could be making $20,000 per show. Or any of the other reality show stars either. How much $$ must the producers be making from this stuff!??! haha

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:44pm.
I think they all have different daddies. Knowing that she can get laid should be depressing but something tells me she ain't that picky.

Thanks. She's not that picky? What about the men who poke her?

It must be as Loopy said: Once she flops on top (i.e., dives from her scooter), it's like a perverse rodeo ride where the bull has all the disadvantages.

SandwichQ,

I think we all have those catty thoughts against the skinnies sometimes. I know I do :/

WR, they just disgust me.

CashewTime, now if only they were pro "get your learn on".

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Twat Muffin
a woman without curves is like jeans without pockets: there's no place to put your hands!"

I am trying desperately to hold on to that thought today Ms. Twatty! My weight/body image has been haywire lately and I'm trying not to hate myself like I did in high school. But I'm not gonna lie, I still get bitter at skinny bitches sometimes....

I love that Boo Boo has a giant black barbie. Pro gay and pro diversity! I expect a pro Obama commercial funded by the DNC from them soon to appeal to the rural white voter.

Hey GG! I think I've had enough of the honey boo boo's too! Does that little girl even go to school? hahaha *waves*

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 5:53pm.

I always want to say, "Bitch, this isn't Neiman Marcus. You could have left the Versace sweats at home."
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DO IT LOUISE!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

BizarreLife/Twatty

LOL so true. I get those same looks, and then they will stare at my boobs and I can FEEL them staring at my ass, like when I'm at my job and leading one of them to an outfit. So hilarious. The naturally skinny ones don't do that, but the ones who are working wayyyy too hard, as in like it's their almost full time job, are cray cray and jellllissss. But you know, their mens are high society peeps who want a skinny on their arm, and even then they cheat on all their business trips or have a high end Dallas "model/actress" on the side. Sucks to be those ladies.

And about the ass vs face issue, when I worked at the rich ppl grocery store, I was shocked to read IDs for people who gave checks (this was awhile ago). They were close to my moms age, and my mom looked at least a decade or two younger. She's not a fatty, but she has never been thin. She's small and curvy. Even if you are thin, you can avoid hagotry pretty well by eating fats with low carb, as in at least half your calories from it. Flax seed oil alone can give the best glow. People think I'm getting laid when I take it lol.

Bizarrelife -- god, I hate to say it, but aside from my girlfriends & dlisted friends, women can be such cunts, can't they? A fucking sneer? I'd be like, "what the fuck are you looking at, cunt?" What a bitch! Remember -- a woman without curves is like jeans without pockets: there's no place to put your hands!" And you're right about aging. Women who are really thin are way older-looking.

Hi WR!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

I'm still surprised that this family would even have a show and that people are watching!! But #getmo'moneybitches! Don't let the network get all those profits, lolol

I didn't know that Honey Boo Boo's mamma needed a scooter? Maybe they had a lot of shopping to do. *shrugs*

Hi Twatty, GG, everyone! ;)

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Oh, indeed. We have many of those right here in Southern California. Just lovely.

My favorite is one I had the pleasure of meeting at a concert. That chick had bones EVERYWHERE. Her hip bone was jutting out through the skimpy shorts she was wearing. Do not get me wrong - there is nothing wrong with being naturally thin. However, judging from the REALLY dry skin and the gaunt face/buggy eyes, I dont think this was natural. I suspected some kind of eating disorder or drug use.

Anyway, she gave me the once over and sneered. SNEERED. I smiled at her and gave a curt nod. She was a bit taken aback. Then, she proceeded to stare at my boobs. What a frickin weirdo. She needs to lay off the meth.

How funny (re: reunion). I have seen that with some ladies. You can definitely see it with all these crazy broads that get older and diet down to nothing. You show your oage when your wrinkles are popping out. The crows feet only get deeper in a dry and skinny face. I bet you were glad to be the much-better looking person!

What a sad bunch of sacks those ladies can be...eat a hamburger, bitch!

Bizzarrelife -- and the skinnies usually have those crazed bug eyes, like they have Graves disease or something, but it's most likely brought on by too much caffeine, Adderall or worse. I saw a few of those at my HS reunion. They came up to me real close, they were real hyper, real chatty, and I was like get away from me, skinny bitch, I do not recognize you even though you recognize my fabulousness!

What I like about the skinny women is their endless insecurity. Look into their eyes...you see a scared and sad little animal. You can always tell if you really look. Plus, the LARGE majority (not all) have no boobage. No bewbs at all. I especially laugh when they start staring at the cleavage. Stick it up your butt, bitch!

CashewTime -- awww, thank you, hon! :)

I was thinking the same...that now that the fam is cashing in on their show they wil hopefully stop and think for a sec about what they put in their bodies. The whole fam is overweight honey boob boo included.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:36pm.

But to be fair, they aren't really eduhmacated. My family sure wasn't knowledgeable about nutrition when I was younger. My mom was single and just happy to be able to feed us. While she was at work, we came up with our own dinners, such as hash brown sandwiches (god, I miss those!)and ramen. And so I was a fattie until I grew up and learned.

But I agree that I get upset at Target/Walmart when I go in and see moms like these. I just wish they would stop and get help. Hopefully the new money will help them do that, but they do seem like the types who don't care.

Submitted by kattitude on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 6:47pm.

I can't with most things this family does, but you can tell that this momma really loves her kids and that's what counts in the end.
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She loves them so much she feeds them high caloric crap so that they can stumble into an early death.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

I dont need to watch this show to catch up on the fuckery. All I have to do is go to my local Walmart and see an obese young woman wearing pajama pants and a tank top to show off her inked up back, neck and arms while pushing a cart with 3 children of various hues and differing degrees of filled diapers. No thank you!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 6:56pm.

CashewTime -- now I know why I like you, LOL! I, too, am not a kid person. I like my friend's kids, though. This is my feeling about people -- if you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you: I don't care what you look like, and the same goes if you're a dick/bitch. Being skinny doesn't give you a pass to be treated better. Like I said earlier, when you get a good look at most of these bitches close up, they're pretty scary-looking, all bug-eyed & lurchy. I just went to my high school reunion and my curvy ass looked way better than some of the broads who starved their asses to death; some of them looked like the Crypt Keeper!

--The crypt keeper, lol. And that's why I like you-you are the funniest insulter ever, especially toward sea hags! I like kids too, but from babysitting and working with them, I know I have a 6 hour time limit. I'm looking forward to having neices/newphews since my sis and, as I'm finding out, my friends (even the gay ones!), are the breeding type, but NO FOR ME. I see absolutely no point! And I want to keep my curvy figure, unlike those crypt keepers and sea hags ;).

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:42pm.

Damn, EVERY SINGLE ONE of her kids is overweight. Where are their ecuadorian Daddies?

--Omg, LOL!

CashewTime -- now I know why I like you, LOL! I, too, am not a kid person. I like my friend's kids, though. This is my feeling about people -- if you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you: I don't care what you look like, and the same goes if you're a dick/bitch. Being skinny doesn't give you a pass to be treated better. Like I said earlier, when you get a good look at most of these bitches close up, they're pretty scary-looking, all bug-eyed & lurchy. I just went to my high school reunion and my curvy ass looked way better than some of the broads who starved their asses to death; some of them looked like the Crypt Keeper!

Submitted by Naughychimp on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 3:58pm.

I thought that before watching it, but it was recommended to me by a friend who is anything but a snob. So I gave it a chance and it is sooo funny, and I don't laugh at them so much as smile with them the whole time. They're a nice family and very entertaining.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 6:39pm.

When I was in high school I worked in a rich people grocery store and I remember there was this dad whose kids were running away from him like brats. He looked at me, with utmost seriousness, and said, "Don't ever have children." Most other teenagers would have been traumatized, but fortunately I organically grew into that philosophy.

I can't with most things this family does, but you can tell that this momma really loves her kids and that's what counts in the end.