Speaking Of Scaring Wild Beasts.....
From Nishanto the bear scarer to Rosie the gorilla scarer....
On last night's reunion of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the rabid animals from the New Jersey exhibit in the Bravo zoo were all stuffed into the old pageants gowns of Miss Venezuelas past and were forced to go after each other while a confused, scared, wonk-eyed gay squirrel looked on. And DAMN did they go after each other. In the clip above, new-faced Kathy goes after no forehead-having Theresa by calling her father a coward. Theresa returned the slap by bringing up Kathy's late father and that shit awoke the butch beauty beast!
Former HSOTD and Kathy's sister Rosie nearly made Theresa's gorillas in the mist hairline jump back a few inches when she started screaming backstage. Rosie threatened to rip Theresa's head off and serve it to Kate Capshaw. Cousin Rosie went OFF like somebody just took the last Home Depot lumber cart that she had her eye on. We won't really know if Cousin Rosie ate Theresa's head off until part two airs next week, but this is all I needed to see.
I have never been this sexually turned on IN MY LIFE. Rosie's rant made me a lesbian and now I think I need to spend some alone time in Tokyo's dildo bar.
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I want to know when will Michael K. get his time on Andy Cohen's show, I know, I know he is not a fame whore like Andy & crew but it would be so amazing to have him interviewed on that show. It would blow Andy's writing/writers out of the water! Plus it looks like there are some delicious cocktails being made there! Did MK already move back to the west coast??
I can't figure out why kathey's dad is "untouchable" but teresa's parents aren't. I am no fan of teresa's, just curious.
Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:20pm.
I can't wait until Part 2 when Treape brings up the fact that Jacqueline said what we've all been thinking - that the non ape looking, well-behave daughter that hardly gets any airtime couldn't possibly be a Guidice! Believe it girl. She's like how could she say such a thing? Ummm, because we've all seen how out of place that daughter looks relative to your other gremlin spawn...normal airline, doesn't carry on like an ape, etc!
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Thank you!!! I have always thought those kids looked like apes. It drives me nuts when people say they're cut. The only cute one is the one Teresa had with the milkman. But seriously, Teresa's kids aren't the worst- I hate the Manzo kids. Lapband Lauren- I don't wanna exercise and eat right to lose 40lbs so I'll let mommy and daddy by me a lapband. Then there's the brothers, who Caroline thinks rule the world with all their hard work, when in fact, neither of them have ever had a job outside of family businesses. Not to mention, none of these "amazing kids" moved out of their parents homes until well after 23. I could go on and on...
Submitted by hexe on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:51am.
I love how the Ju-Dee-Chays go on and on about how Teresa is 'a New York Times best-seller list author' because of 'her' cookbooks--first off, I've NEVER seen her cook a damn thing on that show; second, those recipes weren't created by her, she merely wrote down what she'd been taught by mama, grandmama, aunts, etc.; and third, she needed a freakin' co-writer to do even THAT. 'Ingredientses' and 'cummin' indeed. She's illiterate, ill-educated, ill-mannered and vulgar. Wot a feckin' lay-dee.
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you do know that most books have cowriters and have editors right?... she is not the first to do it.. and I was unaware that every cookbook out there had original recipes in there.. there are hardly any unique recipes out there.. dont get mad at her for profiting off of it.. be mad that you cant be successful at it.
There is a large % of Americans that are illiterate or having learning problems. It's so lovely of you to act like they are below you.
Submitted by gallerygirla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 1:58am.
The best line of the whole evening (and series, other than "prostitution whor-ah") was the viewer e-mail Andy read calling Caroline a bitter ginger with a twist-of-lemon face.
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I sorta like Carolina referring to Teresa's dress as her Christmas pagent dress.
Omg. I gotta start watching this show. What a freakiest!!!
Rosie is a typical lesbian- wants to be a man- tough guy act, talks tough, etc etc. All mental problems.
Kathy is still ugly with her new face. Melissa is still a homely whore.
The best line of the whole evening (and series, other than "prostitution whor-ah") was the viewer e-mail Andy read calling Caroline a bitter ginger with a twist-of-lemon face.
Yes, KA, I watch it, lol. it's like two semi trucks full of cheese crashing on the interstate, cheese everywhere and packs of wild animals including gorillas and neanderthals (and a couple of gremlins) all fighting over the cheese.. It's a HOT mess, lol.
I love how the Ju-Dee-Chays go on and on about how Teresa is 'a New York Times best-seller list author' because of 'her' cookbooks--first off, I've NEVER seen her cook a damn thing on that show; second, those recipes weren't created by her, she merely wrote down what she'd been taught by mama, grandmama, aunts, etc.; and third, she needed a freakin' co-writer to do even THAT. 'Ingredientses' and 'cummin' indeed. She's illiterate, ill-educated, ill-mannered and vulgar. Wot a feckin' lay-dee.
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I like how Caroline almost helped Theresa, but Caroline does like to stir it up,,, Rosie has a big mouth(who gave her a makeover?? =P), Jaq is cwybaby and a bad liar, Kathy's newnose is just wrong, put the old one back!,,,, old mean Melissa is back. I doubt Theresa will be back, if she goes so do I. =O
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FUCK gorilla Tre...I LOVE Rosie.
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Rosie is absolutely disgusting. She should have been taken off the set and not allowed to be filmed again. Kathy you p.o.s. we all saw through your suzy homemaker scheme. Tre was right when she said that how you are portraying yourself isn't the real kathy. Shame on melissa to allow kathy to talk sh*t about her in-laws. Family means the world to you right melissa..
Oh i forgot there are only standards when it comes to tre.
I'm glad andy didn't pull that stunt show like he has in the past.
i had no idea so many of you watch this garbage. i dont know who these people are.
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I was really hoping Rosie was going to lumber out onto the set King Kong style and rip Andy Cohen's head off with one bite. Now THAT would have been a finale.
I HATE how Teresa grabs everyone's arms and makes them feel her boobies when she says her heart is racing. And how she sticks her lips out and turns pale white when someone confronts her. Lol
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Lmao I saw this last night, and before they went to break they played Rosie's screamfest. I thought it was Juicy Joe losing his mind. Haha
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Even though it's nothing compared to how hard he goes on Teresa, I'm glad Andy confronted Caroline about how she called Lauren an asshole and always talked down to her about her weight. All of these women are ogres, but Caroline is the worst in my opinion, especially with her holier than thou attitude.
LMAO at this entire post! Gorillas of the Mist hairline, WTH is that? MK let your inner lez out and let her trash it out with the best of them!! hahahaha
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That shit yesterday was so bad, I couldnt work up sympathies for either one of these dumb hos. All i could think of was : what an opportunity, all these annoying cunts in one spot, lets lock the door and set a fire. Cross-eyed Andy would have been an unfortunate casualty of war.
Tre is trash. Rosie is a disgusting pig. Caroline is very unhappy. Kathy is worthless - should be off the show. Melissa is a wanna-be. Jaqueline has a really fat neck. That's about it.
Keep it classy ladies of New Jersey!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ingredientses.. Anyone else remember that?
Teresa is one of the most despicable creatures ever; no wonder her useless husband calls her a c**t bitch while talking to his mistress. She has tried to destroy her family because she refuses to share the limelight (her 15 minutes, that is).
I loved when Lauren asked her to spell "napalm" and the ape couldn't. Write her own blog my ass!
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I missed the reunion last night be just got done rewatching the rerun. WOW, that was the most exhausting 44 min. of my life! How does Andy do these reunions without wanting to cause bodily harm to himself afterwards? Theresa truly is a sociopathic narcissist. Caroline is a bitter old woman,Melissa is trying to be a good girl but we ALL know she has a naughty side,Kathy is the boring insecure cousin who used her "new" money to buy herself a new face and Jacqueline has deep emotional issues and seriously needs to contemplate making this her last season. In all, all these women are CRAZY.
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"On last night's reunion of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the rabid animals from the New Jersey exhibit in the Bravo zoo were all stuffed into the old pageants gowns of Miss Venezuelas past and were forced to go after each other while a confused, scared, wonk-eyed gay squirrel looked on." -- MK
Haha, how do you not win a Pulitzer for this?
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I can't wait until Part 2 when Treape brings up the fact that Jacqueline said what we've all been thinking - that the non ape looking, well-behave daughter that hardly gets any airtime couldn't possibly be a Guidice! Believe it girl. She's like how could she say such a thing? Ummm, because we've all seen how out of place that daughter looks relative to your other gremlin spawn...normal airline, doesn't carry on like an ape, etc!
These brain- dead menopausal cunts have reached a new low, I liked it much better when crazy- ass Danielle Staub was their battering ram. Teresa is such a half-wit that's almost cruel to make fun of her, like teasing a monkey in a cage to make it squeal.
What an wonderful image we have here in NJ between these bitches, the Jersey Shore morons, and our obese trash-talking Governor.
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Holy shit, how did I let a whole season of this pass me by? I have major PMS Psychosis and need to stream this show NOW.
The first season, I was convinced Theresa was just stupid. She did things that pissed people off because she didn't know any better. It's become more obvious that this woman has sociopathic tendencies, and it's also apparent that she's passed them on to her second youngest gargoyle.
I love it how it's always the trashiest people from the most classless families who always get up in arms about somebody insulting their family's honor LOL
Team Rosie FTW!
Teresa is a shallow pin headed ape faced bitch. Nothing is ever her fault. She has zero self awareness and brings out the worst in people. I hate to wish harm on anyone, but I probably would have been squealing with delight if Rosie had ripped her tongue out live on television.
I find most of these RH revolting, but Teresa is so far and above the pack that she has her own category. Apeicus Revoltus.
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I'm shocked and appaulled that the end of this mess Theresa is ending up a victim. Yes I believe you reap what you sow but last night and in the last several episodes I have seen so many instances of her actions being twisted around. I really believe that the tabloids made up a bunch of crap and because she cries wolf and is dramatic naturally they think she supplied the tabloids with all this material. In reality most of these shows have clauses in their contracts that state they are allowed to humiliate you for no cause even going as far as fabricating such humiliating details. This is all the brain child of someone at Bravo to stir the pot and it's really sad these women aren't smart enough to notice.
Theresa's hairline is reminiscent of an ape, no question.
Michelle's facial expressions are also reminiscent of one.
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I've never watched this show, but I just may have to.
Also, I have always wanted to go to Japan.
I know Theresa is cray cray psychotic, but I still root for her over those other bitches
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 5:55pm.
ITA. Kathy took it too far. I think though they are just tired of all the BS.
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Teresa is cray, but I don't think it was right for Kathy to say Teresas mom and dad were liars.
They're old people, leave 'em alone.
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This is a reunion from the first or second season, but Teresa and Caroline don't really change:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGc52WgoHaU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Rosie sounds like one of those guys on the news whose a whistleblower or something and needs to have their identity hid so the alter the voice. Everyone is insane. Lauren Manzo is quite the delightful young woman--you can tell her momma raised her.
Strippers and eyeshadow--OH MY!
LOL @ the dildo bar. Japan is the best. By that I mean the oddest and most kinky.
Teresa is certifiably crazy! In her eyes, she's always innocent, always being persecuted. Fucking crazy nut. Gorillas in the mist hairline -- BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate that Kathy had plastic surgery....she was my fav so lame.
Theresa is such a crazy lying biatch.
Team Rosie.
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AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.