Taylor Swift To John Mayer: "You Probably Think This Song Is About You."
Serving up some "broken condom baby of the Cowardly Lion and Dorothy" realness, Taylor Swift is Photoshopped to Oz and back on the cover of Glamour's hair issue, and during the interview with the magazine they asked her if the Lisa Frank glitter sticker she calls a heart felt sadness over what John Mayer said about her.
Summer's Eve came out with a new scent called John Mayer's tears earlier this summer, because he got wet in the eyes from that tramp Taylor not telling him that her song "Dear John" was about him. Taylor only kisses and tells in song form, so she didn't say much when Glamour asked about shooting a musical arrow straight into John's empty douche bottle of a heart:
On how John Mayer told Rolling Stone his David Duke dick was the inspiration for the song Dear John: "How presumptuous! I never disclose who my songs are about."
On if she wants to know what John had to say about the song: "No! I don’t want to know, I don’t want to know. I know it wasn't good, so I don’t want to know. I put a high priority on staying happy, and I know what I can't handle. It's not that I'm this egomaniac and I don’t want to hear anything negative, because I do keep myself in check. But I've never developed that thick a skin. So I just kind of live a life, and I let all the gossip live somewhere else. If you go too far down the rabbit hole of what people think about you, it can change everything about who you are."
On how she's side-humping some barely legal boy to get into the Kennedy family: "I don’t talk about my personal life in great detail. I write about it in my songs, and I feel like you can share enough about your life in your music to let people know what you're going through."
On people thinking she's a Strawberry Shortcake character come to life: "I think some people think it's just apple pie and sunshine and sprinkles and ponies. Which is just funny. But I never feel the need to go out and make some grand statement that I'm dark and twisty and complicated, because I'm not that either. It's just not as simple as ponies and rainbows, though I do love ponies and rainbows."
"How presumptuous"? Either Taylor is having a laugh or bitch wants all of us to burn calories by rolling our fat eyeballs. The song is called DEAR JOHN. The only way it would be more obvious that it's about John Mayer is if the song's title was Dear Dick Turd Who Gave Me Crabs.
I can't fully hate Taylor Swift for this, though, because she turned the crabs John gave her into a song that probably made her millions. I also can't fully hate on Taylor's exes for being mad about her blasting their asses in a shitty song. Because there's probably nothing more painful than shopping in a Walgreens when the song Taylor Swift wrote about you comes on the speakers and reminds you that you once skipped with her through a lavender field before carving your initials into a giant tree trunk. No, that's not a euphemism. Bitch really makes you skip through a lavender field and carve her initials into a giant tree trunk before she takes them off panties off.
Here's everyone's least favorite American Girl doll shooting a video in Paris today.
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:30pm.
Everybody who is a fan of Taylor Swift should be defecated upon by unicorns suffering from diarrhea
Bet John Mayer could help with that! there are rumors....
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:50pm.
Oh shit, this bitch is campaigning for the Joni Mitchell role in Girls Like Us, isn't she? As if anyone would believe she has more depth than a plastic kiddie pool.
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OMG! hysterical!
I'm tone deaf, so for the most part I can't tell when someone is singing off key. I'll take people's word for it that she does.
She needs to get a clue. Singing songs about her supposed ex's is so boring and predictable. Who the hell would give a shit about that doodoo loving sex freak Mayer. He's into poop play! He's disgusting.
She looks very pretty and trying so hard to look like a Jackie Kennedy in those pics.
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Submitted by crazyassmom on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 1:26am.
I second that. Soo true. I actually have had to cut down on drinking for a couple of weeks to stop drinking, which made the most important step, revenge sex, even harder to facilitate. And so I resorted to ice cream with the shades drawn. Not as healthy, but less embarrassing.
All her songs sound the same
Submitted by LMA618 on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:23pm.
Heartbreak isn't crying on your pillow, its getting drunk, getting mad, revenge sex and maybe some heavily intoxicated texts. Its waayy more passvie aggressive than she thinks.
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Omg!!! Lol. Best. Comment. Evah!!! XD
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omg taylor shut the fuck up! stop singing about your heartbreak, or else the kennedys will pull a kennedy on you and no charges will be pressed.
omg taylor shut the fuck up! stop singing about your heartbreak, or else the kennedys will pull a kennedy on you and no charges will be pressed.
Mani6, "swamp rat like Lindsay Phonehan" ollol, touché.
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This stupid little girl would say in an interview that girls dont fart and she would be dead ass serious. And that 'oh, I am so surprised' look on her face makes me want to toss a rabid angry cat on her lap to fuck up her day. Holy horseballs shes irritating!! lol
taylor swift makes me want to vomit.
I don't care for this girl either way. I can take her or I can leave her but there is something off.. I can't place it..
Does she not know what year it is? Why are people so obsessed with looking like they are from another decade. It's creepy. Makes you look like a crazy cat lady.
Squinty McSqinterton. the Contessa of Squint, I can't stand anything about her. But Carly simon needs to get on this. Maybe she could re-do "You're So Vain" with Taylor and the Black-Eyed Peas.
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Seeing her on stage with Stevie Nicks was pure blasphemy. Bitch can't sing a song about a real fucking problem to save her life. I don't believe she's even had her heartbroken based upon her songs, it's more like what she thinks it feels like. Heartbreak isn't crying on your pillow, its getting drunk, getting mad, revenge sex and maybe some heavily intoxicated texts. Its waayy more passvie aggressive than she thinks.
Yes WR ... I see your point but really she's only 22 and she still has plenty of time to turn into a swamp rat like Lindsay Phonehan.
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Swifty = LezBeaver. Their image is so clean it's barfy. lol
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I feel like every time I douche I'm dating John Mayer...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:17pm.
LOL. It's like that. I promise I'll report back after I see what Glamour thinks we secretly worship. Me, I secretly worship Melita Toniolo.
Bitch stole my look! *tosses mud clod at Swifty*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
And this cover is fug and creepy. But points for embarrassing Douche Mayer.
I'll never forget that Steview Nicks performance with her at the Grammys. That whole show was a hot mess with its partnering of random artists, like Adele with Sugarland, which was further second hand embarrassment. This one looked like a supremely idiotic teenager who is completely oblivious that she made it because of her look. And I don't believe she actually writes her songs. I think she writes diary entries and a chord here and there and shows them to producers. Yes, that is some "talent," but plenty of teenage girls write songs, but they aren't al tall as a model and blonde *eyeroll* And Kanye was right, and no mainstream media admits that he was complaining more about racism than anything else because her video DID suck. Yes, I just stood up for Kanye!
hahahaha. jesus. she's so unaware, it's painful. i happened to see some live performance of hers and was completely nauseated by the swarm of 14-16 yr olds bobbing their heads mindlessly to her new shit song. shifty swifty makes me really, really dislike teenagers of today. i get especially irked when i hear people proclaim "but she playz her own instrumentz and writez her own songz!" as if that makes her a regular joni mitchell. shifty has one of the WORST voices i've heard in recent memory. it's really fucking excruciating. grrr i long for the days of even semi-talented musicians in the mainstream. no such luck now, obviously.
I am so sick to death of this twit. She's 22 but she's singing about high school breakups and football heroes. She dresses like it's the Nifty Fifties and wants to marry a Kennedy and be "just like Jackie". Who is she kidding? GO AWAY! She is appalling.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 5:57pm.
Or she could have had a "moment" and turned around and hit her over the head with her guitar:)
and say "why in the F are you up here and why in the F am I doing a duet with you" That would have worked as well:)
Photoshop makes Taylor look like a Real Doll.
To the people who were talking hockey, you might appreciate Taylor's commercial for the Predators.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQS2EdH0z4
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:05pm.
I'm gonna have to pluck this issue out of the checkout line to read "20 Weird Things Guys Secretly Worship About You." I bet it's stuff like "The cute way you snuffle when you wake up." The reality is a little cruder. And "worship" might be overstating it.
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LOLOLLL Agreed.
Worship = Tolerate
"I worship the way you stop and ask random questions while giving me a blowjob."
What, you're gettin a bj, there's a lot of shit I'd be able to tolerate!!!!
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
It's going to be a sad day in Fantasyland when Snow Whitebread here finally lets the industry break her into pieces.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
How did somebody with so little personality make it so far into the business? I mean sure, there's probably a lot of dick sucking involved, but she doesn't seem like she'd be very good at it.
"Bitch really makes you skip through a lavender field and carve her initials into a giant tree trunk before she takes them off panties off."
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I've always thought she was cute. I've never noticed what a lovely rack she has until now...
*SKIPS THRU LAVENDER FIELD AND CARVES I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT IN TREE TRUNK*
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
I'm gonna have to pluck this issue out of the checkout line to read "20 Weird Things Guys Secretly Worship About You." I bet it's stuff like "The cute way you snuffle when you wake up." The reality is a little cruder. And "worship" might be overstating it.
I can't figure this girl out and I don't want to although I suspect she's like Jennifer Love Hewitt-pretends to be innocent and sweet but totally fucking psychotic.
I do however admire her for giving Douchebag John Mayer a taste of his own medicine.
Oh for fuck's sake! Alice in Wonderland (Disney princess) right down to the "down the rabbit hole" metaphor core!
LaChaylo - She's a 22 year old dating an 18 year old in his JUNIOR year of HIGH SCHOOL. She's there!
Just wait until she "accidentally" gets pregnant (having no knowledge of how babies are made, being the virginal saint she is, natch) and writes a whole album about how the Kennedy Family was so MEAN to her. (That'll be the catalyst to her breakdown.)
I am not a Swifty fan by any means. But I love that outfit.
ubmitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:54pm.
I remember that! It was cringeworthy. I felt so bad for Stevie Nicks. SN can handle it though:)
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Cringeworthy...lol, that's perfect Pushy! Yes if Stevie had of gone off she would have corrected herself right away because she's a pro with a great voice and tons of live experience.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 5:30pm.
Underneath those saccharine contrived layers of Lisa Frank rainbows and unicorns lies the mind of a psycho. Trust. Give it a few years, and a few more high profile relationships, and I'll bet she does something crazy.
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I agree, I have a very strong suspicion that she is BSC.
She gave it away.
By saying she doesn't want to know what John Mayer thinks and that it's "not good" she's admitting that they were involved and it ended badly.
She COULD have said "why would it be about John Mayer? That's ridiculous. I didn't date him."
But she didn't...
Underneath those saccharine contrived layers of Lisa Frank rainbows and unicorns lies the mind of a psycho. Trust. Give it a few years, and a few more high profile relationships, and I'll bet she does something crazy.
I like the color of Taylor's hair color in the thumbs whe she is wearing the blue top.
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Sheesh. That outfit in the Parisian music video reminds me of what American posers dress like in France, a la Carrie Bradshaw in that finale.
I dont get the appeal of this pig nosed ...well, pig. She is really ugly. If she didnt have millions to buy a stylist she'd look like the suburban white trash that she is.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:22pm.
Very good. A good day.
It's even better than inspiring because it suggests that the autistics need ordinary folks to make things go, and the ordinary folks need autistics to create stuff.
Whamo," I'll never forget when she sang with Stevie Nicks and was oblivious to how out of key and out of time time she was. Stevie was trying to pull her back into key "
I remember that! It was cringeworthy. I felt so bad for Stevie Nicks. SN can handle it though:)
Oh shit, this bitch is campaigning for the Joni Mitchell role in Girls Like Us, isn't she? As if anyone would believe she has more depth than a plastic kiddie pool. That's the reason she lost Fantine in Les Miserables (I mean, apart from the fact that she wouldn't be able to use AutoTune because all the singing in the film was done live) - heh, maybe she should start trying convince people that she's "dark and twisty and complicated," just because it would be hilarious. Honey Boo Boo is darker and more twisty and complicated than Swift.
And that cover photo doesn't make you look like a Disney Princess doll at all, kid.
This girl creeps me out - there I said it.
And it's not only this cover.
Swift looks freaky on that cover.
Submitted by how dare you on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:14pm.
Edit, of course I had to get a an adobe flash update...again. like the 5 from last week weren't enough.
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If you're being serious, someone linked to something last week about those updates being a virus.
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lol! Yes that was me and DD talking about it last week. It's not a virus is just a shitty adobe product. My youtube needs updating all the time.
If you check on line people have been bitching about the flash updates for years and years.
Bastards:)
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:24pm.
This young woman just creeps me out. She can't sing IMO, she writes crappy music IMO
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IMO you're bang on Pushy! She can't write a woman's "love lost" song for the life of her and she has the "thinnest" voice ever. I'll never forget when she sang with Stevie Nicks and was oblivious to how out of key and out of time time she was. Stevie was trying to pull her back into key and trying to help her get back on time and Taylor was so into her own shit she was clueless as to how far off she was, it was embarrassing.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 4:14pm.
Edit, of course I had to get a an adobe flash update...again. like the 5 from last week weren't enough.
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If you're being serious, someone linked to something last week about those updates being a virus.
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She looks like she is possessed and kinda like an idiot savant.