JLo's Kid Is Really Excited About Being At The Chanel Fashion Show In Paris
JLo must've been desperate for photographers to catch her having a touching and completely manufactured moment with her daughter Emme Anthony, because: a) Who in the hell brings a 4-year-old to a boring ass fashion show in Paris? and; b) Who in the hell brings a 4-year-old to a boring ass fashion show where backstage in the darkness lies the Death Eaters' house mother who keeps the mop of wires on his head glistening white by regularly dying it in the pure innocence of a child? JLo is so hard up for a photo-op that she doesn't care if Kunty Karl syphons the youth and innocence out of her daughter. Oh well, I'm sure Emme wasn't too scared of Kunty Karl. I mean, you get used to staring at the malnourished face of a functioning zombie when you spend every other weekend with Skeletor.
The front row at the Chanel show in Paris this morning smelled like desperation (from JLo), boredom (from Emme), soiled chonies (from Casper Smart, he still hasn't earned his PtD, potty training degree, yet), freshly polished blue steel (from Karl's 22-year-old human Baptiste Giabiconi) and fish (from Kanye). While Emme tried to keep from completely melting down into an impeccably dressed puddle of BORING, her mom's adopted boy toy Casper Smart tried to not look at the hot piece that is Baptiste Giabiconi, because he didn't want to further embarrass his sugar mami by having a cream pie moment in his panties.
And if you're thinking that Suri Cruise and Harper Seven Beckham must be spitting jealousy over this, STOP! Harper Seven Beckham privately viewed this collection in her penthouse suite at The Ritz LAST WEEK. And Suri Cruise already gave this collection to her maid's daughter, because she owned and wore all of it weeks ago!
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He's gay! I just watched Madonna's Truth or Dare and Casper is in it as one of the back up dancer's , much younger. You can tell it's him. Gay as hell! J-lo is so full of shit! everything about her is fake! Even her boyfriend!
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I see Karl chose to wear the lobster bib to the fashion show. I don't think it will catch onto anything tho, except maybe a doorknob or garbage disposal.
JHO Bag can go to all the fashion shows she wants. She's still an uneducated low class piece of untalented trash and a horrible mother. Can't wait until those kids write a tell-all book about her. This bitch refers to her kids as 'coconuts', which are ugly, hairy and mis-shapen. Nice JHO Bag, nice.
She Stinks!
Mommy Dearest. I'm sure one of you hoes has said it already. And not just with the kid - with the little girl, too.
Save for the too short dress, she looks perfect, as always. Her innocent, nice girl smile always creeps me out considering the rumors of bitchery that have swirled around her forever. She was nauseatingly sweet and pointless on AI. I almost gave her money the other day by trying on her bras at Kohls, which were super cute and comfy. But fortunately the Vera Wang ones were better because this bitch does not need my money.
Not a cute kid. At all. Maybe she should eventually be set up with Ryder, Kate Hudson's son. J-Lo and her rent-boy at Chanel? Damn, that Brand sinks lower and lower. You'd think they'd try for Gwyneth & Natalie Portman & other "classy" (joke, they're all big horz) celebs instead of Jenny.
JLo does look great, though. I second whoever said they want the name of her cosmetic surgeon.
Kunty Karl's show piece looks stuck up, but cute.
Casper always looks...odd? to me, can't...something about his face/head is weird.
Emme is a doll.
I also want JLo's shoes. LOVE them.
Kayne continues to be douche.
oh, and I love her shoes. Such a refreshing change from the dam chunky shoe everyone has been wearing to death, especially in nude.
THIS is a shoe!
lovely.
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That poor little gurl has some skeletor in her face. Her mother will be sure to fix that once she hits 13.
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Blerg!!
Oh yeah, one more thing, WHY in God's name is JHo wearing that short cropped black jacket with that wispy dress? that is NOT working. Jenny from the block, yes and it SHOWS.
But her little girl is too cute.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Awwww, JHo's little girl is SO adorable!!!
She is the only one I like. The rest can shove it.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Which kid are you talking about?
casper's diaper looks bunched up in the first thumbnail...
i'll bet you can find a full set of handprints on baptiste's crotchal area from ducklips and kanye...
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Thumbnail 9 - her face looks taut but her neck-not so much. Facelift in the last few years? A well done one, of course.
These pictures are right up "Casper the Friendly Gayelle Ghost's" alley; gay dudes flitting from place to place at a fashion show...
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In thumb 2, either J.Ho hasn't shaved her cooch in a while, or she's got some black granny panties on under her white dress. Klassy.
I think it is a shame that Kunty Karl lost weight the way he did. If he had just developed a healthier relationship with food, then it might have been easier.
I would like to preface that above statement by saying that I am not always the most behaved when it comes to sweets. Sometimes, I will eat them like it is my last meal. Hormones are a bitch.
Mmmmm...not sure what the deal is with JLo. I see her as another poser desperate to stay relevant. I give her credit because she is STILL around. She cannot sing OR act, but still manages to get gigs. The only she could KIND OF do is dance.
I like her shoes.
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Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:05pm.
You know who also hates fat people? Anna Wintour. I'm reading a biography about that frosty bitch right now. As cold as she is, she had no problems stepping out with 2 or 3 men (some married!) at the same time! Notorious for it. I'm perplexed as to WHY men would want to even hit that. *smh*
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because those frosty ice queens love to be treated like dirty degraded ho's behind closed doors. that's why men would hit that. In their minds, they make the ice queen their bitch.
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I agree that JLo is just another PR photo op mom. Marc Anthony doesn't bother. He's just not around.
That dress would be ok, if it was longer.
Love Kunty Karl. He's a pretentious snob, but if that's what it takes to keep the reality tv trash in their place so be it.
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@seejane and Twatty, you just know that it's killing kunty Karl that he is putting weight back on as he despises fat people. He has Fat Bastard in him just waiting to get out. Haha
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You know who also hates fat people? Anna Wintour. I'm reading a biography about that frosty bitch right now. As cold as she is, she had no problems stepping out with 2 or 3 men (some married!) at the same time! Notorious for it. I'm perplexed as to WHY men would want to even hit that. *smh*
I guess with Kornye being there means soo the public's eye will be violated with visions of Kkunt in Chanel soon? She will devalue the brand like she has Hermes.
@ sybil - Amen to Dillon! But can we give a shout out to our boy in the Jed Clampett hat sitting behind Kanye?
Lol - didn't notice that before! And you know it's one hella expensive piece of fugly!
How much do you want to bet JLo promised the kid a pony so she'd sit there and look at her mother with adoration? Every paparazzi pic I've ever seen of JLo and her kids has them crying and squirming to get away from her. She's definitely one of those celeb moms who only bothers with her kids when there's a photo op involved.
Submitted by dillon on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:56pm.
total leg action. the gravitational force of karls piece is pulling poor casper's legs into a full cheerleader split. reading body language in photos is so interesting. the foot has spoken!
meanwhile lets not even talk about kanye's body language. gurrrl!
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Amen to Dillon! But can we give a shout out to our boy in the Jed Clampett hat sitting behind Kanye?
She's pretty, I like her shoes. The dress and boyfriend just look stupid though.
Also, not to hate on a little girl, actually I'm applauding the fact that in that main pic, Em is flipping boy toy off.
watch your back boy toy.
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I don't have any love for her but I think JLo looks amazing. The dress is too short or too gathered...something is off. Casper and his dumb sunglasses and white head, barf. I wonder how old the twins are going to be when they start putting out albums...
ETA...I sure I'm showing my age...I'm sure "albums" isn't the current term
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Submitted by anony54321 on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 1:37pm.
yes it was. Her fashion/perfume lines ay have been doing fine, but her movies were all flops, and so was her music. She was a joke until Idol revived her career.
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jlo's career was never toast! and american idol or whatever SURE can't revive one (steven tyler...), and she is still ridiculously pretty, has gorgeous legs, and yes, should have left that dress on the hanger.
and she oughta get rid of the gayboy, but what the hell, loneliness makes us do crazy things.
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Thumbnail 5 the gal behind is expressing some frustration with JLo's lousy mothering. LOL at clawed hand, that neither JLo or Caspar see. Imagine in the fronts and you have to put up with a mom with no parenting skills. Some children could enjoy this and be well behaved. like some fashion forward Dlisters mentioned. :)
if I had her money, I'd take my daughter to Chanel in Paris in a second, and yeah, even at 4.
J has great legs, but I do think that much cleavage is best at night, and at her age maybe not so much a baby doll length either. ESPECIALLY if you're in the front row.
she's vulgar.
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thumbnail five:
1. caspar's foot is def in baptiste's space, so much so that baptiste has to turn his foot away, to not play footsie with him,
2. a lady is trying to pull off emme's face....
and seperately, in the next pic, it looks like kanye is brushing knees with Bap. do men really go around touching each other's legs all day long, say, at the movie theatre? cause i have never noticed that...
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Sorry, but JLo is way too old to be wearing that dress. Just trying way too hard. Pathetic.
is Gayfish and Kimmy Urinal Cakes contract expired? Btw Kangay looks extremely non-hetero in these pics
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 1:05pm.
You know, I don't give a shit how much a pair of high tops cost, they are still tennis shoes
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LOL, that's what I was saying, I mean WTF, a nice suit...and running shoes.
You might as well wear jeans, a blazer, dress shirt, skinny tie and high tops and call 1984 to see what it's doing Friday night.
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Good god, I hate watching some of these awards shows where you see people of the hip hop/rap era. Can you at least dress like you've seen the shows before you became a celebrity? No jeans, t-shirts or tennies, I don't care if they're designer or cost 500 bucks, they're not formal. Dress with respect please.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
God, she must hate like hell that she has two homely kids that look like Skeletor. She's probably booked their plastic surgery appointments already.
So is it just trashy dime store celebs at these shows now? I guess the higher caliber stars like Catherine Deneuve have thrown in the Chanel towel. The brand is about equal to Ed Hardy now.
For the record, I think JLo is pretty/beautiful now (she's one of the few celebs whose judicious use of plastic surgery I greatly admire and even envy). She's just unable to elevate herself to real A-List status in my eyes because she clings to the trashy so damn hard.
Those poor kids look so much like Marc. They do not even look like J Lo's original face. I'll bet she's happy though, unlike Madonna, who has to deal with having a pretty daughter.
I think J Lo has great legs.....
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Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 1:05pm.
You know, I don't give a shit how much a pair of high tops cost, they are still tennis shoes
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LOL, that's what I was saying, I mean WTF, a nice suit...and running shoes.
You might as well wear jeans, a blazer, dress shirt, skinny tie and high tops and call 1984 to see what it's doing Friday night.
JLo looks shite - from her *lookitmetits* cut bodice to her stupid babydoll hem to her greased up Miss Piggy legs squishing her hocks into crap shoes which don't go with the hideous dress - bitch thinks she's glamour but she looks a desperate mess.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
OK kids here's what I see; Casper is the biggest piece, Baptiste is the hottest piece and that makes Kim K the missing piece.
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Submitted by how dare you on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 1:01pm.
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Seriously. Not to mention that ridiculous paycheck, which enabled her to extricate herself from Mark Anthony's tax shit.
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Indeed, that's one hell of a BJ, I'm surprised she doesn't have lockjaw:)
You know, I don't give a shit how much a pair of high tops cost, they are still tennis shoes, and need to be left at home/hotel when attending a Chanel fashion show! Good Gawd... Where is Kanye's ho?
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:16pm.
JLo should get on her hands and knees and give American Idol the biggest sloppiest BJ she's ever given. Her career was TOAST before she got on that show.
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Seriously. Not to mention that ridiculous paycheck, which enabled her to extricate herself from Mark Anthony's tax shit.
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LOL :)
It looks like JLo stole Emme's First Communion dress!
You can tell that Kanye was fighting the feeling of jumping on Baptiste ass.
Oh, and does anyone know where KimLeech is? Not next to Kanye.
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