The Parental Controls On Brit Brit's Computer Are Always On
Remember Sam Lutfi from the pink wig days? Sam Lutfi's that butt leech with a pussy strip on his chin (No, not THAT butt leech with a pussy strip on his chin. THIS butt leach with a pussy strip on his chin.) who switched out Brit Brit's meds for mounds of Adderall and led her on a gas station tour of destruction? Well, Sam's still trying to sue Daddy Spears for breach of contract and apparently he's still trying to lure Brit Brit back in by calling her. So that is why Daddy Spears and Brit Brit's court-appointed fiance Jason Trawick keep all eyes on her Internet and phone use. Whenever Brit Brit wants to use the phone, they give her an empty soup can with a string attached and whenever she wants to go on the Internet, they give her one of those plastic laptops from the Ikea showroom.
A source tells Radar that Brit Brit and Jason share a cell phone, so he knows every number that calls and blocks a bitch whenever Sam Lutfi tries to get through. Jason and Daddy Spears also block certain websites, because they don't want her to read any shit that crusty bitches write about her. (WHO, ME?!) The source said this:
"Britney's cell phone and Internet use is restricted and heavily monitored, and this is done for her protection. Britney and Jason essentially share a cell phone, and it's routinely checked to see who has been calling. Furthermore, the cell phones have been programmed to block calls from phone numbers associated with [Britney's ex-manager, in place at the time of her well-publicized 2008 breakdown, Sam Lutfi]. Brit's computer usage is also restricted in the sense that certain websites are blocked. Her family doesn't want Britney reading negative stories that would upset her. Again, this is all done with love and for her well-being."
The cell phone thing wouldn't bother me that much, because telemarketers have somehow found a way to infect my cell phone, so it'd be nice to have a ho who weed that out. But the Internet shit?! No. One of the best parts of being an adult is being able to look at porn without having to empty any cookies or wipe down your laptop after. I know Brit Brit can barely change her tampon brand without her conservators having a meeting about it, but she made them $58 million last year. The least they can do is give her some alone time with Internet porn and a tub of Cheetos body butter.
You know that plug-in that blocks all Justin Bieber shit from your browser? Daddy Spears should install a plug-in like that on Brit Brit's laptop. Every time she goes to a site that has a story about her, a leavebritneyalone.gif will pop up. Crockerize her Internet!
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What a sucky existence. You have fame, millions of dollars but can't watch or read certain things and on top of all that she is on heavy drugs to subdue the crazy. And she has aged so badly its sad. When they do those close-ups of her face on xfactor I cringe. Like how is she only 30 looking like that?
How hope what ever mental illness Brittany has she did not pass to her kids. I feel bad for those kids Brittany must be sooo medicated.
As I sit here waiting for my strep culture to come back positive, I saw this yesterday and as much as I cannot stand this bitch, I don't understand how she is allowed to have an adult relationship when she has the legal rights and mental capacity of a 5 year old. If she isn't capable of making ONE decision in her daily affairs, HOW is she able to understand and consent to sex and marriage? Not that I actually believe she's having sex. She's too medicated to function.
How come people on the D are asking better questions than anyone in the media? It's a conspiracy!
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I want to know how someone who has the same rights as a five -year old is allowed to have seexxy times? Seriously. She has the same rights as a child but because Mommy and Daddy say it's ok, she can bone Trawick or whatever his name is? Weird!!!
I bet dlisted is among the blocked sites.
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Brit-Brit is not aging well. Every time I see a current pic of her, she just looks rough. Time for some work, darling. Or revamp your diet, take some vitamins and get some sleep?
I wonder if she is chemically dependent?
A bitch gets crazy when she has nothing to lose.
I'm sure nobody asked Brit what she wants and how she feels about being controlled like a prisoner. They just don't care. And she made 58 million last year?? Now it all makes sense. So sad :(
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I just had a coughing fit, laughing at the visuals of Brit talking on a soup can whilst tapping away on a plastic IKEA laptop.
It sounds like she has very serious mental health problems if they are going to such extremes. In which case I would have to question whether she should be in the public eye in the first place.
Either that or they are ensuring their cash cow keeps on producing. I'd hate her life.
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Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 12:38am.
Sigh, memories! <3 comingback
I don't know how many times people at the office walked in on me laughing out loud at my computer.
Toilet bats, boot moves, ceiling (witch?) and couch batteries oh and wig tax!! Good times!!
You know it was going to be great when it started off with....
OH WOW FIGURES...
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 12:21am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 10:21pm.
there's only one person that should be in charge of Britney... Brian Wilson.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. (The musical genius, not the Giants' closer, right?)
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No, the Giants closer.
The only person who should be in charge of Britney is Charles.
I bet Brittany is blocked from this site.
So they don't think she's competent enough to handle screening her own calls, but they think she can handle getting married again? Something in the milk ain't clean and she's not bright enough to see it.
Also, agree with everyone who thinks she needs to retire. You can see it in her face... she doesn't want this shit anymore and I honestly think her hit-making days are done. Leave the girl alone.
Submitted by purin on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 2:53am.
As much as her fans love her, I think they should stop supporting her CD's so she can finally retire.
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Unfortunatly Madonna is the new model of a female entertainer and since she will never retire NONE of them will ever retire as long as people will pay to see their boot moves.
We need another Garbo. "Fuck off, I want to be alone."
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<3 Britney.
As much as her fans love her, I think they should stop supporting her CD's so she can finally retire.
Also her fiance is such a creep, always lurking in the shadows
Submitted by Get Serious on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 1:47am.
Now that's a baseless statement. Unless someone revoked personal freedom while I was watching baseball this evening, she, you, or I am free to do whatever we want with our lives. I don't care what she does with her life, for better or worse, any more than she cares what I do with mine. That's how it should be.
All things considered, it'd be nice if she did well and was happy. But if the choices she's made (mostly bad) mess up her life, not my problem or concern.
She just wants someone to email her heart. How serious is her mental illness if she can't read anything negative without it being a trigger? If its that bad, why is she still working? Svengali.
They only care about her munnayy. There's no 'love' involved here ..... the leeches just want to keep that gravy train arunnin' and they will go balls out to make sure that happens, although I can certainly see that they wouldn't want their clueless golden goose to read what the world REALLY thinks about her 'talents' ..... In her 30s and being treated gently with kid gloves lest the poor baby gets pushed over the edge by 'she's a talentless cunt' comment. Aren't there laws in place to protect the mentally ill from exploitation???
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 12:27am.
Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 11:37pm.
You eliminate her conservatorship, and she'll immediately stop taking her meds, she'll contact lufti & landing strip chin, and will begin her crash dive one more time.
You say that like it's a bad thing. :) As long as she doesn't hurt others (like the driving public or her kids), who cares what she does, whom she weds, or how she pisses away her money?
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Anyone who has some decency, a conscience & doesn't want to see a fucked up girl throw away her life because she can't make smart decisions. Which apparently doesn't include you...
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She's was being treated like a puppet when they had her touring and recording when her heart wasn't into it and she was just getting better. I do think it was great that her family stepped in, but when they started the touring so soon after her collapse it made me question Jamie's judgment and motives.
I hope Jamie never gives that piece of shit Sam one dime.
I still just don't get it. This woman tours, is on TV, and records music. Yet she is treated like a child?
Meanwhile, students and workers who are going off the deep end and scaring their families/coworkers/teachers are left alone since you can't force someone into mental health care? Obviously they don't all go Aurora or Virginia Tech, but i think you know where i'm going.
Maybe her conservatorship is "working," but how long will it continue? How does she get out of it? Just seems unfair. By all accounts that guy in Sons of Anarchy should have been in a conservatorship. Then maybe his landlady would still be alive.
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Lmao!! I completely forgot about Commingback! Those were the best posts ever. Good times. Lololol
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Most celebrities are too narcissistic. They can't just walk away like that.
I'm skeered for her. What kind of man gets engaged to and takes semi-conservatorship of a woman like this? Something in the Jason Trawick water ain't clean!
Kinda sad she wasn't being protected when she really needed it, back when she was a teenager and getting discovered.
How in the HELL did she earn $58 million in one year???? I want to babysit her!!!!
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IT feels really wrong that her babysitters continue to push her into things. I'm going to take it back some years where a fellow dlister mentioned she'd be just as happy with her cheetos in a trailer park..
She looks so souless and dead in the eyes. She has no idea what is going on. She has enough money for herself and all of her family to retire in the middle of no where... so GO!!!
if i was a celeb i would never use a computer. i would hate to read all the terribe things ppl say about you
Sigh, memories! <3 comingback
I don't know how many times people at the office walked in on me laughing out loud at my computer.
Toilet bats, boot moves, ceiling (witch?) and couch batteries oh and wig tax!! Good times!!
You know it was going to be great when it started off with....
OH WOW FIGURES...
I agree with the things they do to protect her BUT what I don't get is how they continue to put her out on the spotligh!! But like someone here said she would just get bored and act out doing drugs or bringing the crazy!
I secretly hide my sister's phone every time I visit. She never answers her phone when family calls or calls anyone. All her phone calls are from loser friends asking for rides or to come over to drink and do drugs. So Yup I'll put it in the fridge, inside a shoe, closet, outside. She always manages to find it even though I turn it off or put it on silence. Blames her kids!
Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 11:37pm.
You eliminate her conservatorship, and she'll immediately stop taking her meds, she'll contact lufti & landing strip chin, and will begin her crash dive one more time.
You say that like it's a bad thing. :) As long as she doesn't hurt others (like the driving public or her kids), who cares what she does, whom she weds, or how she pisses away her money?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 10:21pm.
there's only one person that should be in charge of Britney... Brian Wilson.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. (The musical genius, not the Giants' closer, right?)
EvilShoe, I also thought Commingback was Shitters messing with us here@the DL! Fall of 2007 should really be an official DListed holiday, LOL. I know it's insane but I don't give a shit...I still have all my funny ass Britney avatars saved from back then :D
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If that was my daughter I would hope that I would make her mental health a priority. If Brit is so unstable that she can't criticism about herself or be trusted with a phone she needs to be out of the spotlight. So very many actors and entertainers are fragile. It's a very,very harsh world for them that no money could make it worth it. Look at the history......Judy Garland, Marilyn Monroe, Kurt cobain, Whitney Houston and so on. I can't imagine that the pressure of performing can be healthy for her even though that is all she knows. Greed is an evil, evil thing.
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This is not right at all, this conservatorship thing has to end. EVEN if she is worse off without it, this is just wrong and this is a free country for all of us. Gross. She's doing fine.
Really sad that someone who was once so confident and full of life is now a complete zombie kept alive by her father so she can continue to rake in the cash by putting out completely ridiculous "entertainment." Dancing was her biggest strength but she's now apparently so medicated she can't brush her teeth without specific directions.
Nite all, I have to deal with the toilet bats.
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Lower chats!! Pie goods!! Wig taxes!!! Etc etc.
Bwaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
The good ole days indeed.
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So sad. Too bad she can't have a peaceful life out of the spotlight and the pressures that go with. A life where she can enjoy her children in a tranquil country setting filled simple pleasures.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 10:30pm.
If she didn't have these people running her life, she'd be self-medicating and possibly putting her kids in jeopardy. If she weren't working, she'd be bored and getting into trouble.
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She's lived most of her life in the public eye. I'm pretty sure she was "working" when she melted down in the public eye, and I believe that qualifies as "getting into trouble."
So maybe what she needs is to retire to some nice farm. She's made enough money to do it, but I guess it's not enough money for every hanger-on to retire on.
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Submitted by me_ on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 11:07pm.
i never liked britney (... am also no fan of "her" music...) but since this conservatorship i feel empathy. she did some weird things... but there are people who are much more ill than her but free. i don't think she's a danger to anyone.
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Couldn't disagree more; she's a danger to herself. Left to her own devices, she ran around 1/2 naked all the time, drove endlessly to nowhere (one time got a flat tire & just left the car in the middle of an intersection of the 3rd busiest road crossing in America, causing traffic to back up for 7 miles), ran through $100 million of her money in 18 months (including buying 12 cars and 6 homes in LA; 5 of which she never stepped foot in again after buying them), had a nervous breakdown, ran off with ol' landing strip chin to mexico where she did topless photos and a sex tape (which no agency would buy due to either being too illegal or too gross), tried to get her 2 year old son's teeth whitened (???), attacked a car, shaved her head, went through a "I gots to be a-showin' off mah pusshay" phase of getting photographed with no underwear on, took drugs (per the CPS report), and, my personal favorite, smeared dog shit on her living room couch. You eliminate her conservatorship, and she'll immediately stop taking her meds, she'll contact lufti & landing strip chin, and will begin her crash dive one more time.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 10:17pm.
Hey, remember the other Britney fanatic, Godney who was also Hotney? She was kinda insane.
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they don't let her read stories where people make fun of her outfits, and her stumpy legs.....that's for sure.
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correction to my post before: even if they were no princes...:
i don't understand why no celebrity could step in to "free her".
All this control on/for her may be necessary for her mental health, but it creeps me out. I don't think Trawick is really her fiance -- he's her court-appointed babysitter making a shitload of money. The Daily Beast recently exposed his con man ways:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/09/11/britney-spears-and-jaso...
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i never liked britney (... am also no fan of "her" music...) but since this conservatorship i feel empathy. she did some weird things... but there are people who are much more ill than her but free. i don't think she's a danger to anyone.
in the past she was natural in interviews..., now she's like drugged up. she also can't move anymore on stage (in the past she couldn't sing but at least dance). even if these were princes...: i think, for a while, she was happier with k-well-fed and the paparazzo, adnan, than now.