Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Who is the super-hip reality star flaunting a sizzling lesbian affair with her producer and gushing to cast mates that the romance is her ticket to network sitcom? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Munch your way to that sitcom, Mama June! Pour some sketti sauce on it, and nom your way to that sitcom contract!
If this isn't about Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, then it must be about La Bruja from The Real Housewives of Miami, because they're the only "super-hip" reality stars I know of.
A visitor to a film set brought their dog with them. One of the lead actors (who is very well-known) chatted briefly with the dog owner, whom he had previously met. The actor told the visitor that he actually owned a similar dog years ago, and that he really missed her.
When the dog owner received a phone call requiring them to leave the set, our actor volunteered to watch the dog. The delighted dog owner accepted the offer and promised to return in about an hour.
They were actually gone about twenty minutes. When they returned, they were told that the actor had gone to his trailer, and had taken the dog with him. The dog owner went to the trailer and, amused to hear the actor talking to the dog, opened the door without knocking.
They found the actor naked and erect behind the dog. The actor quickly covered up, muttering some sort of excuse. The horrified dog owner grabbed the dog and left. The actor has since contacted the dog owner twice to offer compensation in exchange for their silence. (Blind Gossip)
How in the hell didn't the dog owner scream for the police, the animal precinct, the FBI, the President of the United States, Cesar Milan, Mariska Hargitay and the owner of a whistle store, because all the rape whistles needed to be blown over this mess. I would've done more than grab my dog. I would've grabbed for the nearest thing to throw. Then after I told ALL the authorities about this, I would've made fliers with his face over the words "DO NOT SELL PEANUT BUTTER TO THIS DOG RAPIST" on them. And I'd give a flier to every grocery store, because bitch has no business buying peanut butter...chunky or creamy.
This B list actress from a very hit cable show says everything is fine in her not very long marriage. Then, why is everything being packed up from her home while she is on a press tour? He can't handle her fame. He is insecure and jealous and has found someone else. Our actress just closes her eyes and wants it to go away and for everything to be perfect. (CDAN)
Claire Danes? Now she can finally be with Jordan Catalano.
This teenage reality star has to be chaperoned when she sees her celebrity boyfriend because the last few times they have been alone together they have made it very clear they have a sexual relationship and her mom is freaked out about her getting pregnant. Way more concerned about image and brand than her daughter. She should be concerned about the photos and chats she has with her boyfriend while he is on the road. When he is not sleeping with other fans. (CDAN)
"Now, Kylie, sex isn't just something you should give away. It's special and beautiful and you and Cody Simpson should really wait until you're older. That way you can legally do it in front of a camera and I can sell that tape to Vivid for millions of dollars. Now give mama a hug and let's go shopping for edible panties." - Pimp Mama Kris to Kylie Jenner
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I love blind items....some are funny, some are titillating and others are just down right wrong
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Ah Jordan Catalano! Back when Jared Leto was hot: pre-eyeliner, pre-silly band, pre-holding hands with ScarJo and the DNC.
I am really horrified by that story involving the dog and the disgusting filth that calls itself an actor.
I do not know why people do those things. These are people who should know better. A dog is supposed to be treated with love and respect - not like some really gross sex toy. What the hell?
I would be so angry at that asshole.
For the poster who said her dog was assaulted: WOW. I would have been so angry. I think you handled it well - you were calm. If it were me, I think I would have lost my temper and done something kind of insane. I am just glad that you treated it in a level headed way. I hope your puppy is OK now. Hopefully, a little love and support will make her/him feel safe again.
What a creep that nasty actor is. I would spread the rumor about him - they should. He needs counseling or SOMETHING.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 6:34am.
Huh. I didn't know Mike McQueary had a dog.
But I DID know Melissa Gorga was a tuna taster.
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It wouldn't surprise me if Melissa Gorga was involved with a dog. She's been a stripper/escort, gay for pay, she & Joe are swingers, etc.
We were at a party at a friends house when one of the guys thought it would be funny to stand over the owners dog (Chow mixed with German Shepherd ). The doggie didnt take to kindly to it and bit him in the upper thigh, very close to his scrotum. He had to get stitches but he learned never to "mount" a dog again.
Does Gerard Butler still have that pug Lolita? I have to admit I thought of him the minute I read this. I mean if it has a hole and a heart beat he'll mount it.
"Stupidity has a knack for getting it's own way. If we weren't so wrapped up in ourselves, we'd know that."
Submitted by dogsill on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:56am.
I had a roommate years ago in SF - we lived in an industrial loft. He always offered to watch my dog while I was at work. One day I came back early & started calling my dogs name & heard her scratching on the plywood floors from the built out chicken coop loft rooms. I heard a ton of commotion & Lucy was whining & squealing. I kept calling for her & finally the roommate let her out of his room & she bolted down the stairs. I grabbed her, stuck her in the back of my pick up & looked at her rear. Super swollen. I was so freaked out. I moved out that week & kept her with me all times. I never said anything since I didn't have proof, but I know what that creepy dog raper from Iowa did. My dog goes nuts whenever the vet cuts her nails. She hates to be held down. Poor thing. I'm a believer in that dog rape story.
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That's an awful story. Your poor dog. I would have gone right to where the dog was whinning and squealing and if I saw that SOB fuckin' with my dog, I would have killed him.
You can't trust no one with your kids or your pets. Even movie stars.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:50pm.
one day I almost made the fatal mistake of leaving my angel with a woman I thought I could trust...thank God my dog knew better than me and jumped out of her window and ran after me...I felt so bad...dogs are so smart and so sweet and truly so worthy of being adored, who in their right mind would even think about doing that...I guess we are all humans on this site no freaks and pervs which is all Hollyweird is.
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Dogs and cats are WAY smarter than people and I would beat the shit outta anyone who would do that with my puppies. that is a nasty ass blind.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
one day I almost made the fatal mistake of leaving my angel with a woman I thought I could trust...thank God my dog knew better than me and jumped out of her window and ran after me...I felt so bad...dogs are so smart and so sweet and truly so worthy of being adored, who in their right mind would even think about doing that...I guess we are all humans on this site no freaks and pervs which is all Hollyweird is.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 11:13am.
South Park took on Mama June and HBB last night, brilliantly as usual...
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/htl0qp/a-hog-with-pizzazz
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They animated Mama June and her slack jaw perfectly.
If that dog rape story is true, the perp must be exposed! It's called abuse and is unacceptable.
Claire Danes is more than a B. She's probably A or B+, won emmy twice, has a Golden Globe and widely respected. It's not her.
South Park took on Mama June and HBB last night, brilliantly as usual...
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/htl0qp/a-hog-with-pizzazz
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I don't believe the dog rape story, either. It's too vague - no clue as to who the actor is, so there will never be an answer. It's fiction.
Submitted by dogsill on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:34am.
Oh my god. I would like to think I would have left her in the truck charged back in with the nearest blunt object and beaten the shit out of him.
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Dogsill: that is awful. Literally, my breakfast is rising up into my throat. It would be fitting if that sick fuck had his throat ripped out by a pit bull or something. That's just EVIL.
I had a roommate years ago in SF - we lived in an industrial loft. He always offered to watch my dog while I was at work. One day I came back early & started calling my dogs name & heard her scratching on the plywood floors from the built out chicken coop loft rooms. I heard a ton of commotion & Lucy was whining & squealing. I kept calling for her & finally the roommate let her out of his room & she bolted down the stairs. I grabbed her, stuck her in the back of my pick up & looked at her rear. Super swollen. I was so freaked out. I moved out that week & kept her with me all times. I never said anything since I didn't have proof, but I know what that creepy dog raper from Iowa did. My dog goes nuts whenever the vet cuts her nails. She hates to be held down. Poor thing. I'm a believer in that dog rape story.
Dog rapists must die!!! Ugh, that is sickening! Poor puppeh!!
Ah...to be an actor is to be immortal, untouchable. Money smooths over all the dirty little cracks.
Assuming the dog story is true (this is Hollywood after all) then shame on the greedy owner. Sheesh...people's morals go out the window when a $ is fluttered in their face.
My German Sherpherd would have bitten his rank cock off if he'd tried it on her.
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We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
Hekki: oh, burn...whatever. McQreary (sp?) deserves every insult thrown his way. He's not a man, and barely human at that.
I call BS on the dog rape story, too.
As far as the little Jenner girls go I think they are both cute, but it also looks like PMK drank while she was pregnant with both of them. Their eyes are awfully far apart. And of course they are going to be little hoes... Look who they were raised by and the examples their older sisters set.
Please let #2 be fake. If it was real the owner would scream from the rooftops that so-and-so tried to rape their doggie.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Huh. I didn't know Mike McQueary had a dog.
But I DID know Melissa Gorga was a tuna taster.
FECK!! How can I unread #2?? FECK!! Of all that is . . . FECK!!
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OMG mama june is scissoring?!!!
*sings*
how many licks does it takes to get to the centre of the.... how many licks does it take to get to the centre..ohhh..ooohhhh
Haha Snowblood,
That's what I was thinking mostly. Those ppl are annoying, but none of them are "beasts."
Oh, jesus fuckin christ. What the hell is everyone's problem tonight? Those dense Kardashians & their half-sisters, the Jenner girls & their absolutely disguisting pimp of a mother Kris, are ALL "pretty." Nobody's ugly. Nobody had a roadside bomb blow up in their precious little face, or got it burned off by acid from a maniacal extremist brother/father/husband, or got born into abject poverty.
So yeah, she looks pretty cute to me. *shrug*
THAT is photoshop.
candids. Kylie is nowhere near as cute as her sister...even before the surgery.
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ParisSucks,
Kendall sure wasn't as "delicate" before the surgery:
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18500000/Kendall-N-Jenner-kendall...
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18600000/kendss-kendall-jenner-18...
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 12:52am.
Kylie Jenner is an ugly trashy slut, who needs validation sexually because her sister is so beautiful. Sad.
Kylie's not that ugly
--Not THAT ugly?? She isn't ugly at all lol. I really don't understand anyone who can say that. She looks like a cute kid to me. How is this ugly:
http://cdn01.kkcdn.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Kylie-Jenner-...
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 12:52am.
That is your opinion. I think she got Khloe's "Beast Gene". Then compare her to Kendall, who is delicate, and beautiful. I am sure all the boys fall in love with Kendall, or want to be Kylie's friend to know Kendall. So she sleeps with the boys to feel better about herself.
That is my opinion. :)
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You came upon me like a hypnic jerk
When I was just about settled
And when it counts you recoil
With a cryptic word and leave a love belittled
Kylie Jenner is an ugly trashy slut, who needs validation sexually because her sister is so beautiful. Sad.
Kylie's not that ugly
I'm pretty sure MK was being sarcastic with his answers for #1!
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What man or lady would want to hook-up with Mama June?? I am sorry to be so mean but I have watched some of the shows and they love to show her sneezing and sneezing and it is just plain gross!
#1 … Melissa Gorga. Producer got fired because of the conflict of interest. Producer was the "friend" texting Jacqueline the night of the Posch fashion show. So Teresa actually got set up by said producer.
I didn't realize that Kylie Jenner was actually a reality star, but here she is dressed like Pretty Baby, on her way to see Bieber in concert:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2212214/Kylie-Jenner-15-loo...
Super-hip = Kim K. That's the kind of crappy pun that Mike Walker loves.
Excuse me but did anyone bother to ask the dog what he thought of the whole thing?
Kylie Jenner is an ugly trashy slut, who needs validation sexually because her sister is so beautiful. Sad.
That dog story is fucking SICK.
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And when it counts you recoil
With a cryptic word and leave a love belittled
I will never think of biscuits the same way again. Thanks Mama June. :, (
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WTF is up with the dog story! D :
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 11:01pm.
I call bullshit on the dog story. Someone hands over their dog to a stranger and walks away, the stranger takes it into a trailer and all that's OK? If the famous person was into that shit, why would he borrow someone else's dog? And not lock the door? And the dog owner wouldn't call the cops?
That BI is entirely fictional.
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I'm not buying it, either. No amount of money or threats would keep me from telling anybody and everybody. I would work it into every conversation I had until he was in prison.
"Hey, Bill. Do you have those quarterly reports?"
"Sure. I just finished them. _________________ raped my dog."
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I agree, agirl. I'm more disgusted by the asshole who made that up.
Anything related to Mama June is ew.
Like, EWWWWWWWWWWW.
I call bullshit on the dog story. Someone hands over their dog to a stranger and walks away, the stranger takes it into a trailer and all that's OK? If the famous person was into that shit, why would he borrow someone else's dog? And not lock the door? And the dog owner wouldn't call the cops?
That BI is entirely fictional.
I would straight up kill someone if i walked in on them about to sexually abuse my pet. Sick fuck.
If they make a sex tape for #2, do you think the background music is gonna be "Bow wow wow wow wow chikka wow?"
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
#1 - Carol Radziwell from the NY Housewives - I think she's getting a network show developed from her book;
#2 - whoever he is, he needs to be neutered (or introduced to that heiress who was mentioned in a BI a while back about REALLY loving her dog);
#3 and #4 - don't know, too tired to care.
Dog rapist should be strung up by his dogfucking dick, and left there.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
MeHo Gorga is the ahem "super hip" reality star.....and. I WANNA KNOW WHO THE DOG FUCKER IS!!!